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Alright gentleman, the rules are simple
this is a turf game. Winner takes it all.
You've been given state of the art weaponary which are placed right in front of
you.
The game is played...
The *** is this ***?
-It's a state of the art pulse cannon. -Really?
Take the safety off you moron and don't point and me.
Anyway, the game is played until only one man has any cards. By now you all have seven cards.
We start in a clockwise direction, matching the number or the colour
...of the face-up... -Whoa wait a second chief.
Why's your gun bigger than ours?
It's not the size of the weapon "chief".
It's what you do with it.
...face-up card.
As the before if the preceding card is a "plus two" or a "plus four" you discharge
the respective amount of bullets away from the table.
Last man holding cards, is the first to die.
After that it's a free-for-all. Good luck.
Don't forget to shout UNO.
-UNO
Blue switch direction. Yellow switch direction. UNO. Ca-pla-mo!