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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
I'M GREG GUTFELD, OR AS I AM
KNOWN IN THE MEN'S OLYMPIC
LOCKER ROOM, BEN GAY.
LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY FOR A
PRE GAME REPORT.
ANDY, IT WAS AN OBVIOUS JOKE,
BUT SO WHAT?
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> WHY DOES PRESIDENT OBAMA
WANT YOU TO PAY MORE FOR YOUR
PIZZA?
WE REPORT AND YOU DECIDE
BETWEEN SAUSAGE AND
PEPPERONI.
AND IS MITT ROMNEY A STRAIGHT
UP MURDERER?
A FAIR AND BALANCED DEBATE.
AND FINALLY DOES NOT BEING ON
FACEBOOK MEAN YOU ARE A PSYCHO
PATH?
WHY DON'T WE GO DOWN TO MY
BASEMENT AND TALK ABOUT IT?
>> THANKS, ANDY.
>> ALL RIGHT THEN.
>> GO AWAY.
>> NO YOU GO AWAY.
>> YOU GO AWAY.
>> SOMEBODY HAS TO GET RID OF
HIM.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT THAT HOT
CHOCOLATE DRINKS HER ON COLD
NIGHTS.
COLUMNIST AND AUTHOR ANN
COULTER.
IT IS THE UNTOLD STORY AND IT
IS AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK
STARTING THIS WEEK.
AND IF CAW MEED DUCK GENIUS --
IF COMEDIC GENIUS WAS A
VUVUZELA.
>> HE IS THE CO AUTHOR OF
AMERICA YOU SEXY [BLEEP] AND
IN FLORIDA A FAIR RIDE.
AND IF BRAINS WERE ALMONDS I
WOULD EAT HIS NUTS AT A BAR.
NEXT TO ME, JOHN GIBSON, THE
HOST OF "THE JOHN GIBSON SHOW"
AND HE IS RUNNING OUT OF LUCK
BECAUSE HIS STORIES ALL SUCK.
IT IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES
CORRESPONDENT.
HI, PINCH.
>> WRITER MARIA NEWMAN LOOKS
AT THE LATEST SHOW IN ROCK
ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
IT IS MADE FROM NOTHING BUT
TWIGS.
I CONTINUE TO BE MADE FROM ALL
OF THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO
PRINT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MADE
OF, INTERN PORCH?
>> I THINK I AM MADE FROM
BUBBLE GUM AND NICENESS.
>> ARE YOU MADE FROM GUMP AND
YOU LIKE IT.
HELLO, ANNE.
THIS IS ALWAYS UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> HI, ANNE.
>> DON'T TALK TO HER.
WE LOSE OUR VIEWERS LIKE
DANDRUFF OFF MY HEAD.
IS OBAMA CARE COSTS DRIVING UP
COSTS ?
AND WILL PIZZA RISE?
THEY SAY OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE
WILL RESULT IN HIGHER COSTS
FOR THE P C.
AND ESTIMATED 11 CENTS TO 14
CENTS TO THEIR CUSTOMERS.
SAID THE CEO JOHN SCHNATER
SAID, QUOTE, IF OBAMA CARE IS
NOT REPEALED WILL WE FIND
TACTICS TO SHALLOW OUT OBAMA
CARE COSTS AND FOR IT ON TO
CONSUMERS TO PROTECT OUR
SHAREHOLDERS' BEST INTEREST.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO,
SHALLOW OUT CORE STRATEGIES.
ANYWAY, BESIDES PIZZA YOU KNOW
ELSE -- WHAT ELSE IS GREAT OUT
OF A BOX?
>> THAT'S WHAT WE DID FOR ANDY
LEVY'S 21st BIRTHDAY.
WE HAD A CAT JUMP OUT OF A
BOX.
IT WAS SO EXCITING FOR HIM.
HE EXPECTED NOTHING BETTER.
AS A SUPPORTER OF OBAMA CARE
WILL THE RISING COST OF PIZZA
MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR TUNE?
>> YES.
IT IS THE RISING COST OF
EVERYTHING, NOT JUST PIZZA.
ANYTHING ANYBODY SELLS IN THE
STORE WILL GO UP BECAUSE EVERY
MERCHANT WILL HAVE TO PAY MORE
FOR HEALTH CARE.
>> HOW MUCH ARE THINGS GOING
TO GO UP?
I AM NERVOUS ABOUT THIS.
>> COULD THIS BE GOOD, MIB?
IF PIZZA INCREASES THE PRICE,
LESS PEOPLE WILL EAT PIZZA
REDUCING THE COST FOR
OBESITY.
>> IT WILL DEVASTATE.
THE PIGS WILL GO EXTINCT
BECAUSE OF THIS.
IT IS A TRAGEDY.
>> I LIKE THAT.
ANNE DO YOU EAT PIZZA?
>> YES, I DO.
>> REALLY?
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH
YOURSELF?
>> THAT SOUNDED LIKE A
COMMENT.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS
STORY?
>> I FEEL ABOUT -- I MEAN WE
CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE ECONOMY
AND HOW OBAMA HAS WRECKED IT
BECAUSE WE ARE BUSY TALKING
ABOUT TAX RECORDS FROM 1990 ON
MITT ROMNEY, BUT -- --
>> AND COLLEGE TRANSCRIPT FROM
1990.
>> AMONG THE MANY, MANY, MANY
WAYS OBAMA IS KILLING THE
ECONOMY IS SOMETHING THAT CAN
BE FIXED LIKE THIS. IT IS NOT
ONLY PRICES ARE GOING UP ON
EVERYTHING, BUT THERE WAS A
POLL THAT MAY HAVE BEEN BY
*** MORRIS, AND YOU PEOPLE
CAN GOOGLE IT.
YOU PEOPLE ARE DRUNK SO YOU
CAN GOOGLE IT.
THEY CHECKED WITH THE
EMPLOYERS.
THE BIG THING HE SAID WAS NO
ONE WILL LOSE HEALTH
INSURANCE.
THEY CHECKED AND THEY SAID,
NO, WE WILL KEEP OUR HEALTH
INSURANCE.
THEN THEY ASKED IF THEY
UNDERSTOOD OBAMA CARE.
OF THE EMPLOYERS WHO
UNDERSTOOD OBAMA CARE, 90%
SAID NO WE CAN'T COVER OUR
EMPLOYERS.
SO A LOT OF JOBS WILL BE LOST
AND A LOT OF HEALTH INSURANCE
LOST.
YOUR INSURANCE PRICES ARE
GOING UP ALONG WITH YOUR PIZZA
AND YOUR DOCTOR IS GOING TO BE
THE PEOPLE RUNNING FOOD
SERVICE ON ANTHRAX.
>> EVERYTHING IS GOING UP.
>> YOU KNOW WHO WILL BE HURT
IS BILL BECAUSE YOU EAT THE
UNEATEN CRUSTS OF PIZZAS YOU
FIND IN THE GARBAGE.
YOU ARE THE REAL LOSER OF THIS
STORY.
>> YOU ARE THE LOSER IN EVERY
STORY.
>> I GET THE CRUST BECAUSE IT
IS TERRIBLE.
HE SAID OBAMA CARE NOT ONCE,
BUT SIX TIMES.
HE HAD A ROMNEY FUNDRAISER IN
APRIL AND MADE A LOT OF MONEY
FOR THE MAN.
AND HE IS FROM KENTUCKY, AND
HE DRIVES A CAMERO.
I AM NOT DRAWING ALL OF THESE
THINGS TOGETHER, BUT HE COULD
BE IN THE TANK FOR ROMNEY.
STUFF HE SAID IN THE REPORT
ARE ALL ESTIMATES AND
IMPOSSIBLE TO VERIFY.
AND FURTHERMORE IT IS CREEPY
TO REFER TO YOURSELF AS PAPA
JOHN.
IF I SAY PAPA BILL, THAT'S
CREEPY.
>> IF I SAY DADDY BILL IS THAT
OKAY?
>> DADDY BILL IS GREAT, AND
CALL ME MAYBE.
JAY I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
SLUR AGAINST CAMEROS?
>> THERE IS NO SLUR.
>> REPUBLICANS ARE MORE LIKELY
TO LIVE IN KENTUCKY.
>> EXCUSE ME.
>> IT IS A TEAM MANAGER FOR
MITT ROMNEY.
PRICES ARE GOING UP.
INSURANCE COSTS ARE GOING UP.
YOUR HEALTH CARE IS GOING TO
SUCK.
>> HE GAVE SPECIFIC PRICES
LIKE 50% FOR PEPPERONI.
>> AND TRUE OR ISN'T IT?
>> WE DON'T KNOW.
>> IT'S TRUE!
>> I SAID IS IT POSSIBLE TO
VERIFY --
>> MY FERRET IS SMARTER THAN
YOU TIMES 10 FERRETS.
>> THAT DOESN'T SAY MUCH.
>> AND FIVE INCHES TALLER.
>> I GET ENOUGH OF THAT AT
5:00.
>> IT IS A DIFFERENT
AUDIENCE.
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU ARE
STANDING AND WE ARE ALL
SITTING.
>> I'M TIRED OF THIS.
ANYBODY WATCH THE OLYMPICS ?
>> YES.
>> ANYTHING EXCITE YOU?
>> TEAM PURSUIT BICYCLE
RACING.
>> IT REMINDY ME WHEN YOU WERE
CHASING KIDS AROUND.
>> NO, THEY GO AROUND IN
CIRCLES AND THEY GO AROUND AND
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE
TEAM --
>> YOUR DESCRIPTION MAKES IT
SOUND LIKE THE PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN.
PEOPLE GO AROUND AND AROUND
AND CIRCLES AND IN THE END
NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
>> ANNE, ANYTHING UPSET YOU?
>> YES, THE TATTOO.
IT HOSPITAL BE ALLOWED.
IT IS ENCOURAGING SOMETHING
BAD.
IT IS LIKE BEING STUCK WITH
BELL BOUGHT M TOES FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
THEY GO IN STYLE AND OUT OF
STYLE.
>> IT IS TRUE.
EVEN THE WORST TATOO LOOKS
GREAT, BUT YOU ARE NEVER --
LOOK AT BRUCE JENNER NOW.
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG.
>> WHOA.
WHOA.
HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT?
>> WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK
LIKE WHEN YOU AGE.
>> HE GOT A TATOO OF A BAD
NOSE JOB.
>>
>> HE GOT A TATOO OF ANOTHER
WOMAN OVER HIS BODY.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
I THINK IT CAN BE DONE,
RIGHT?
>> IF ONLY YOU CAN GET THE
KARDASHIANS TO BE REMOVED.
>> THAT WAS OUR OLYMPIC
MOMENT.
FROM ASSIGNING BLAME TO
PRAISING HIS NAME, SO AT
MONDAY NIGHT'S $10 MILLION PER
TICKET FUNDRAISER, I THINK
THAT IS CORRECT.
THE PRESIDENT DID MORE THAN
THANK THE CREE IT AER OF THE
HBO SHOW, THE NEWSROOM.
HE CRAWLED UP HIS BUTT LETTING
SORKIN WRITES EVERY WAY THEY
WISH THEY SPOKE.
AND HOW DO CRITICS DESCRIBE
THE SHOW?
THE NEWSROOM CHOKES ON ITS OWN
SANK TAU MONEY.
THE NEW YORKER SAYS IT TREATS
THE AUDIENCE AS THOUGH WOO
WERE EXTREMELY STUPID.
WHEN THE NEWSROOM ISN'T OFFICE
IT IS MANIPULATIVE.
THEY CALL IT WORSE THAN
HOBOS.
>> I WAS DISGUSTED BY THAT.
WE WILL READ IT IN THE
DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
>> LET'S LOOK AT A PUPPY.
>> THAT IS SUCH A METAPHOR FOR
A DOG TRYING TO GET INTO A
DOORWAY, DON'T YOU THINK?
MICHAEL, YOU PROBABLY WRITE
BETTER FAKE NEWSROOM DIALOGUE
THAN REAL NEWSROOM DIALOGUE.
IF YOU ARE ON TWITTER YOU
SHOULD FOLLOW HIM ON SUNDAYS.
IT IS LIKE YOU ARE THERE IN
THE NEWSROOM.
WHAT IS IT BY THE DIALOGUE
THAT IS MESMERIZING AND
IDIOTIC?
>> ONE OF THE GREAT JOYCE IN.
>>> LIFE IS WRITING POSSIBLE
NEWSROOM DIALOGUES.
IT IS THE MOST SANK
SANCTIMONIOUS SHOW ON THE
PLANET, AND I CAN'T
STOPWATCHING IT.
I LOVE IT SO VERY, VERY MUCH.
HE IS A BRILLIANT WRITER.
HE IS SO CLOSE TO SAYING
SOMETHING PROFOUND EVERY
MOMENT, AND THEN CONSTANTLY
FALLS SHORT IT IS REGRETFUL
THAT THE PRESIDENT SAID -- HE
SAYS EVERY DEMOCRAT WISHES
THEY SPOKE.
UNFORTUNATELY SOME DO SPEAK
THAT WAY.
IT IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.
>> IT IS LIKE YOU ARE LOOKING
FOR THE MIRROR IMAGE OF A
CONSERVATIVE.
IT WOULD BE LIKE SOMEBODY
SAYING TO CHARLES BRONSON, YOU
KNOW WHAT WOULD SUBMIT MY
VISION IS DEATH WISH.
IT IS THE SAME THING.
>> AND PRESIDENT OBAMA LIKED
"ENTOURAGE."
"ENTOURAGE."
>> I LOVE THE PRESIDENT THAT
AT THIS POINT HE IS TRYING TO
LOCK UP THE HOLLYWOOD VOTE.
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN NEWSROOM
BASED ON YOUR DESCRIPTION.
I HAVE SEEN "WEST WING" AND I
THINK IT IS NOT SO MUCH
DEMOCRATS WANT TO FIND THE WAY
SORKIN WRITES THEM.
THEY WANT -- AND TO PERHAPS
LOOK THE WAY ERIN SORIKN CAST
THEM.
YOU CAN TELL WHO IT WAS BY THE
PASTY WHITE GUY.
I DON'T THINK I WOULD WANT TO
GET INTO A LOOKS COMPETITION
IF I WAS THE DEMOCRATS.
>> THE REPUBLICANS HAVE A
STRANGE NEW RESPECT TRANS --
WHAT DO YOU WALL IT
TRANSFORMATION.
>> JOHN, YOU CLAIM TO BE A
NEWSMAN, BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN
EVIDENCE OF THERE.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS AN
ACCURATE PORTRAYAL?
>> I HAVE AN AN OCCUPANT AND
RESIDENT OF NEWSROOMS FROM
1973 TO 2008 WHEN YOU
EVENTUALLY TOOK OVER MY 5:00
SHOW.
AND I HAVE NEVER, EVER HEARD
ANYBODY SPEAK LIKE THAT, AND
EVEN IF THEY HAD THEY WOULD BE
LAUGHED OUT OF THE NEWSROOM.
>> MITT IS THE REPUBLICAN
CANDIDATE ON "THE WEST WING."
>> WHEN YOU SAY JIMMY SMITH
YOU HAVE TO FREF PHYSICIAN OF
THE HIRING OF -- THE FIRING OF
JIMMY SMITH.
>> WE KNOW AMERICA IS NOT
ROOTING FOR THAT.
>> BY THE WAY, I DIDN'T
REPLACE YOU.
>> THERE WAS AN INTERIM.
THERE WAS THAT GUY IN
BETWEEN.
HE IS OFF DOING SOMETHING.
THE FACT REMAINS.
YOU ARE THE HEIR.
>> I HAVE TO PRACTICE SAYING,
FOLLOW ME, AMERICA.
FOLLOW ME, AMERICA.
THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY
SAID.
>> YOU WRITE THE WAY EVERY
FOUR-YEAR-OLD DOES SO I GUESS
YOU ARE ERIN'S SIDE.
>> I AM A FAN OF NEWSROOM
MEN'S ROOMS, AND THE ONE THING
I NOTICED WHAT -- WAS, NO ONE
TALKS LIKE THE SORKIN SHOW.
IT IS THE STUFF THAT WAS GOING
IN THE MOVIES IN THE 20 HAD.
-- IN THE 20s.
EVERYBODY THEY SAID WAS
PERFECT.
THE ONLY THING THAT WAS THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS GIRL
FRIDAY DISPT NEWSROOM IS THEY
DON'T HAVE THE WEIRD ACCENT
ANY SMORE.
?I MORE.
WE HAD ACCESS AND NOBODY HAD
ACCESS TO YOU.
SORKIN HAS MADE IT REAL.
IT IS THE WAY WE TALK, BUT
BETTER.
THEY ARE MAKING OUT IN THE
NEWSROOM.
NOBODY WOULD DO THAT.
>> WELL, THERE IS ACTUALLY A
LITTLE GOING ON.
>> THAT WAS A LONGTIME AGO.
>> THEY CALLED THEM NEWS
BOYS.
>> DO I HAVE TIME FOR THIS
STORY?
FROM SORKIN TO BORKIN, IS MYTH
A MURDERER?
THAT IS NOT NOT.
IT IS A SUPER PACK CALLED USA
PRIORITY THE WEB VIDEO SHOW HE
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH A
STEELWORKER'S WIFE.
WATCH.
>> WHEN MITT ROMNEY LOST MY
PLANT I LOST MY HEALTH CARE
AND MY FAMILY LOST THEIR
HEALTH CARE.
A SHORT TIME AFTER THAT MY
WIFE BECAME ILL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG SHE WAS
SICK.
MAYBE SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
BECAUSE SHE KNEW WE COULDN'T
AFFORD THE INSURANCE.
THEN ONE DAY SHE BECAME ILL.
I TOOK HER TO THE JACKSON
COUNTY HOSPITAL, AND ADMITTED
HER PNEUMONIA AND THEY FOUND
THE CANCER.
BY THEN IT WAS STAGE FOUR.
THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD
DO FOR HER.
SHE PASSED AWAY IN 22 DAYS.
I DO NOT THINK MITT ROMNEY
REALIZES WHAT HE HAS DONE TO
ANYONE.
I FURTHERMORE DO NOT THINK
MITT ROMNEY IS CONCERNED.
>> I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR
THAT.
ACCORDING TO PRIORITIES, THE
AD IS A FIFTH IN AN AN ON-LINE
PROJECT TO EDUCATE VOTERS
ABOUT MITT ROMNEY'S BUSINESS
RECORD AND THEIR IMPACT ON THE
MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY.
IT IS A PROJECT.
>> JUST TO LET YOU KNOW,
MICHAEL JUST SAID THAT HE
FAST-FORWARDS THROUGH
EVERYTHING TO GET TO THE
ANIMAL.
>> MY FAVORITE PART OF THE
SHOW.
IT IS THE ONLY PART OF THE
SHOW I LIKE, GREG.
>> ROMNEY MAY NOT BE A
MURDERER, BUT HE IS ALSO NOT
NOT A MURDERER.
>> THEY ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A
FELON.
HE WAS A CRIMINAL TAX EVADER
AND NOW A MURDERER.
THERE IS MASS MURDERER LEFT.
WE CAN EXPECT THAT BEFORE
NOVEMBER.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY CAN GO
MUCH FARTHER.
A CANNIBAL MAYBE?
>> CANNIBAL.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT.
>> YOU KILLED A FAMILY OF
FOUR.
>> IT IS ONE SPHEAM OF FOUR.
FAMILY OF FOUR.
IS IT A NEW LOW?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO I THINK WE SHOULD BE
EQUATING ROMNEY EQUALS
CANCER?
IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT IS OUT
THERE.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE THINK
ROMNEY THEY THINK CANCER.
HE SAYS HE DOESN'T CALL IT
CANCER.
I TAKE HIM AT HIS WORD.
ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE IF
HE DENIED IT.
>> BECAUSE HE SAYS HE DOESN'T
CAUSE CANCER AND PEOPLE WILL
LOOK FOR PROOF.
IF HE DOES PRESIDENT CAUSE
CANCER.
>> THERE IS TWO YEARS OF PROOF
HE CAUSES CANCER.
I REALIZE THERE IS EIGHT YEARS
OF PROOF HE DIDN'T --
>> SHOULD PEOPLE JUST LIGHTEN
UP HERE?
THIS IS EXPECTED THIS KIND OF
STUFF OR ARE WE GOING TOO
FAR?
>> THIS IS CAMPAIGNING, AND
GOOD LUCK WITH BITTER AND
NASTY.
AGAIN OBAMA CAN'T TALK ABOUT
HIS RECORD.
SO IT WILL BE ONE THING AFTER
ANOTHER.
>> THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
OBAMA.
>> UNLIKE MOST POLITICIANS HE
HAS BEEN IN PRIVATE PRACTICE,
SO THE POLITICIAN DOESN'T
CREATE JOBS OR FIRE ANYONE.
THEY KEPT THE COMPANY GOING
FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS.
IT WAS ABOUT TO BE BANKRUPT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO COBRA?
IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT BETWEEN
SAVING A COMPANY AND IT GOING
UNDER.
>> I HAVE TO CUT YOU OFF
BECAUSE I WILL BE CUTOFF BY
THESE PEOPLE.
COMING UP,.
>> WHAT IS NEW IN THE UPCOMING
ROLE IN JERSEY SHORE?
HE DISCUSSES HIS NIGHT AS A
ANIEST HOUSE MADE.
>> IF SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
IF YOU ARE NOT ON FACEBOOK?
>>> HI.
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG IF
YOU ARE NOT AMONG THE THRONG
1234*Z NEARLY EVERY MAN, WOMAN
AND CAT ARE ON FACEBOOK.
SOME THINK THOSE SHUNNING IT
ON SUSPICIOUS.
FORBES.COM SAYS THE HR
DEPARTMENT LOOKS AT THOSE NOT
ON FACEBOOK AND FOR SAFETY
REASONS YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULDN'T
DATE ANYONE WHO IS NOT ON IT,
NOTING, QUOTE, YOU MAY BE
GETTING A FALSE NAME.
IT COULD BE SOME KIND OF RED
FLAG.
A GERMAN MAGAZINE, I LOVE
THOSE.
CASH DASH I LOVE THOSE, HAVE
TAKEN IT FURTHER SAYING MASS
MURDERERS RARELY HAVE FACEBOOK
PROFILES.
SOME SAY TAKE SOCIAL NETWORK
VAI VAI -- VACATIONS, IE,
UNPLUGGING FOR AWHILE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE HEAR ARE A
HEALTHIER ADDICTION?
TRAINS.
>> ALL RIGHT, LOOK AT THAT, A
1953E8! OH YA, LISTEN TO THAT
BELL.
YES, LISTEN TO THAT BELL.
>> MY GOD! LISTEN TO THAT
HORN! OH MY GOD SHE IS
BEAUTIFUL! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
>> IT RAN HIM OVER AN HOUR
LATER.
THANK GOD FOR THAT.
>> BILL, YOU NEVER HAD A
FACEBOOK PAGE.
SHOULD EVERYBODY #*E BE AFRAID
OF YOU, YES, BUT THAT'S NOT
THE REASON.
>> NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO
PUBLICIZE.
>>-
Q. I THEY THINK THE ONE IN
WISCONSIN DIDN'T HAVE A
FACEBOOK PAGE.
HE MIGHT HAVE HAD ONE, AND HE
NAMED HIS I'M THAT PSEUDO
ANYMORE.
AND THAT WOULD BE A RED
LIGHT.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN FACEBOOK AND
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT OFFERS AND
WANT TO AVOID IT AT ALL
COSTS.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH AS MY
PARENTS FEEL ABOUT ME.
>> I DON'T THINK I SEE YOU ON
FACEBOOK.
I TRIED TO FRIEND YOU.
>> I DON'T SPEND A LOT OF TIME
ON FACEBOOK.
I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA THAT
PEOPLE SAY THE IS SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU ARE ON
FACE BIKE, IF IT WAS SOMETHING
YOU ATE AND YOU ARE STILL IN
TOUCH WITH HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS
OR PEOPLE THAT YOU AVOIDED
234* HIGH SCHOOL 20 YEARS AGO,
THEN I WOULD SAY THERE IS
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
THAT'S WHAT FACEBOOK OF
ONERS.
THAT AND VIRTUAL FARMING.
>> I LOVE THAT.
APP, WOULD YOU DATE A GUY NOT
ON FACEBOOK?
>> NOT ON FACEBOOK 1234* THE
QUESTION IS HE IS ON
FACEBOOK.
>> I'M SURE YOU DO A THOROUGH
SEARCH OF ANYBODY YOU MIGHT
DATE, RIGHT?
>> TECHNICALLY THE ARTICLE
SAID DON'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE
WITHOUT READING HIS BOOK.
>> I ALWAYS THINK THEY ARE
FUNNY THAT THOSE ARE
DISCOVERING THAT THROUGH THE
INTERNET PEOPLE MAY NOT BE
WHAT THEY SAID THEY WERE.
I WAS MEETING PEOPLE IN BARS
WHEN I WAS 14.
I KNOW PEOPLE WERE NOT THE WAY
THEY SEEMED THEY WERE.
>> IT WAS A YEAR AGO.
>> N YO, DO YOU CARE ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER?
>> I AM NOT A PART OF
FACEBOOK.
I THINK IT IS EVIL.
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
WHATSOEVER.
HAND OVER PERSONAL INFORMATION
FOR THE USE OF A BILLIONAIRE?
NO THANKS.
>> I HAVE AN IDEA WHERE IT IS
CALLED FACEBOOK AND IT IS A
BOOK OF FUEL FACES.
REMEMBER LIFE SAVERS AND THEY
WERE IN THE FRONT OF WALL
GRINS?
WALLGREENS?
>> LATER ON THE SHOW,
VOICEMAIL, 212-462-5050.
STILL TO COME, THE HALF TIME
REPORT.
>> TODAY IS SPONSORED BY BASE
JUMPING SUCH AS CLIFFS, TOWERS
OR BUILDINGS.
>>> LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
FOR THAT WE GO TO TV'S ANDY
LEVY.
HI, ANDY.
>> HI, GREG.
>> PROBABLY COULD HAVE DONE
THAT BEFORE WE STARTED.
>> COULD HAVE.
PAPA JOHN.
I WILL DO IT AGAIN.
PAPA JOHN SAYS OBAMA CARE WILL
MAKE THERAPY SWRAW MORE
EXPENSIVE.
-- EXPENSIVE.
THE PRICE OF EVERY THING WILL
2 UP.
YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT, SIR.
>> IT WILL HAPPEN AND YOU WILL
TAKE THAT BACK.
>> MICHAEL, HOW MUCH DID BIG
PEPPERONI PAY YOU TO BE ON THE
SHOW SOME.
>> MY RELATIONSHIP WITH BIG
PEPPERONI IS A BARTER SYSTEM.
WHEN I GET HOME FROM THIS SHOW
TONIGHT, I WILL FIND A CASE OF
PEPPERONI, A BALLOT OF -- A
PALLET OF PEPPERONI WAITING ON
MY DOORSTEP.
I BELIEVED IN PEPPERONI BEFORE.
>> DID YOU REALLY?
THEY KNEW YOU LIKED IT SO
MUCH.
>> I FEEL LIKE I USED TO BE A
SO YOU SEDGE GUY.
>> MY LOVE FROM PEPPERONI DOES
NOT DETRACT FROM MY LOVE FROM
SAUSAGE.
>> YOU ARE ANGLING FOR
PALLETS.
>> ANNE, YOU TACKED ABOUT A
POLL THAT A LOT OF BUSINESSES
DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NEW
HEALTH CARE.
>> THE POINT WAS, OF THE ONES
THAT DID.
>> I GET THAT.
BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU SHOULD
UNDERSTAND IT.
IT IS NOT LIKE THE PEOPLE
PASSIVELY READ IT.
>> GOOD POINT.
>> IT IS AN HONEST POINT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
TO REFER TOGETHER HEALTH
CARRIE FORM ACT -- CARE REFORM
ACT.
>> YOU PEOPLE LOVE THEM.
>> OBAMA USE ITSELF ON -- USE
ITSELF ON ITS WEBSITE.
>> THEY HAVE TAKEN IT BACK
LIKE YOU HAVE TAKEN BACK THE
WORD YEAR.
>> IT IS CALLED THE BILI FOR
THE STRAIGHT BY GUYS.
>> IT STARTED WITH
REAGAN-OMICS.
>> STAR WARS.
STAR WARS WAS AN INSULT AND
REGAN TOOK IT.
>> I HATED THAT MOVIE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT TEAM PURSUIT.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND IG ABOUT
IT.
THE OBJECTIVE IS TO WIN IN
PLACE.
IT IS MUCH IN THE SAME WAY YOU
SEE PACK RACING.
>> WHY STOP ON OPPOSITE SIDES
OF THE TRACK?
>> TO AVOID INJURY.
>> I AM IN THE MAKING IT
UPSTAGE NOW.
>> IS THERE ANY OTHER RACE
THAT WORKS LIKE THAT?
>> A LOT OF RACES WORK LIKE
THAT.
>> TELL ME ONE.
>> NO.
>> I HAVE SEEN THEM.
>> SURE YOU HAVE.
>> HAVE YOU HEARD TOM SHALOU
HAS A NEW IDEA OF AN OLYMPIC
SPORT.
TWO GUYS HAVE TO GO TO THE
SAME SPEED SO THEY RESEMBLE A
BICYCLE.
>> IT IS LIKE SYNCHRONIZED UNI
CYCLE.
>> I HOPE HE WASN'T TRYING TO
KEEP THAT.
>> SEND LETTERS TO SHILOU.
>> OBAMA SAYS SORKIN RIGHTS WE
SHOULD PAY AND YOU SAID THAT
IS ACCURATE.
YOU THINK WRONG.
IT IS VERY AFFORDABLE.
>> I WAS OFF.
9.9.
>> YOU WERE OFF BY A LOT.
>> YOU SAID SORKIN IS SO CLOSE
TO WRITING THINGS THAT ARE
PROFOUND.
WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME THEY WERE
TALKING ABOUT "WEST ROOM" IRA
IRA-SORKIN.
>> HERE IS WHY I THINK THIS IS
TRUE.
"WEST WING" IN THE LAST FEW
WEEKS MADE IT TO KENYA.
"NEWSROO IT AND
I DON'T THINK HE WILL SEE
IT."
>> YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
BOY I GOT IN A LOT OF TROUBLE
WHEN YOU MENTIONED THAT.
>> GET THE IRS ON HIM, BABY.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
>> THE BEAUTY OF 3:00 A.M.
>> SMOKIN.
>> AND THERE WAS THE
OCCASIONAL GOOD LOOKING
REPUBLICAN ON WEST WING.
MATTHEW PERRY, BUT THE ONE WHO
WOULD APPEAR IN HEARINGS, YOU
CAN TELL WHO THE REPUBLICAN
WAS?
>> THEY LOOKED LIKE SNAKES.
>> ONLY MORE REPUBLICANS HAD
LOOKED LIKE MITCH
McCONNELL.
>> HOW ABOUT DARRELL EYE SAW?
DARRELL ISSA?
>> WE HAVE FUN.
WE HAVE FUN.
JOHN, YOU POINTED OUT THAT THE
NEWSROOM BEARS NO RESEMBLANCE
TO AN ACTUAL NEWSROOM.
>> IT IS SO INACCURATE THAT I
AM STARTING TO THINK THAT THE
OVAL OFFICE IS NOT IN THE WEST
WING.
>> ARE YOU SITTING IN THE
NEWSROOM SO YOU WOULD KNOW.
>> NOT REALLY.
>> WELL, SEQUESTERED.
THERE IS A BIT OF GOING IN THE
NEWSROOM.
>> CARE TO ELABORATE?
>> I HAVE HEARD AND SEEN ON
THE FEW OCCASIONS OF THAT
STUFF GOING ON.
>> REALLY?
>> YOU THINK WOODWARD AND
BERNSTEIN WERE PARTNERS?
>> GROW UP, PEOPLE.
>> I GUESS JUST THE LAST WRERD
ON -- JUST THE LAST WORD IT IS
NOTHING DEMOCRATS HAVE NOT
FOUGHT AND SAID SINCE WEST
WING.
I THINK THE NEWSROOM IS ON NOW
AND IT SUCKS SO BADLY THAT IS
TEAMS WORD WEIRD HE SAID IT.
DURING THE WEST WIND ERA --
>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT
GIRLS.
I'M LIKE, THEY ARE SO NOT
CAPTURING WHAT IT IS LIKE TO
BE A YOUNG GIRL TRYING TO MAKE
HER WAY IN BROOKLYN.
THE SEX SENS ARE SO
INACCURATE.
IT IS NOT AS DEMEANING AS SHE
APPEARS.
WHY.
>> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A
MARNIE.
>> I LIKE BEING A MARNIE.
NU OBAMA AD -- I REACHED OUT
TO MARY JOE AND COULDN'T GET
UH HOLD OF HER.
>> YAWN, YOU DON'T THINK THEY
COULD GO FURTHER FUSH THAN
THAT.
I WILL BET YOU THEY WILL.
>> I WILL LOSE THE BET, CAN I
AVOID IT.
>> OKAY.
YOU SAID IT WAS A STRETCH
BLAMING ROMNEY FOR THIS
WOMAN'S DEATH.
HERE IS WHY THE AD IS
INACCURATE.
HE SAID WHEN MITT ROMNEY
CLOSED THE PLANT I LOST MY
HEALTH CARE.
THE PLANT WAS CLOSED, BUT EVEN
IF YOU DON'T BUY THAT, AND
SOME DON'T, CMN REPORTS WHEN
HE LOST HIS JOB IN TWUN HIS
WIFE HAD HER OWN JOB AND
HEALTH INSURANCE.
>> I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
I HAVE NOT HAD EMPLOYER
PROVIDED HEALTH CARE SINCE
1998.
BY THE WAY, YOU WILL NOT 1R*
EMPLOYER PROVIDED HEALTH CARE
WHEN OBAMA COMES IN.
AND MILLIONS HAVE LOST THEIR
JOBS AND IT IS MUCH MORE
RELATED.
EVEN TO GO DOWN THAT RABBIT
HOLE MAKES YOUR HEAD EXPLODE.
>> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING
RAPIDS.
>> SHE BROUGHT HOLES INTO IT.
>> RABBIT HOLES NO LESS.
>> ON THE FACEBOOK THING, DOES
NOT BEING ON FACEBOOK MAKE UH
PSYCHO PATH?
>> I AM LIKE YOU.
CLOSED IT TWO OR THREE YEARS
AGO, AND MISSED IT ALL.
>> YOU ARE TOO BUSY WITH THEIR
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE -- AND I AM
ON TWITTER.
I DON'T DO THINGS.
I HAD TO LOSE ONE OF THEM.
PART OF THIS IS PEGGED FOR THE
YES, GERMAN MAGAZINE.
THIS APPARENTLY IS WHAT IT
SAYS, THE PSYCHOLOGIST FOUND
YOUNG PEOPLE WHO HOLD BACK
ON-LINE ACTIVITY VERY OR IN
THE ?ET WORK DOES NOT LIKE
DEPRESSION AND LIKE THOSE WHO
DO NOT HAVE A FACEBOOK
ACCOUNT.
I THINK IT IS KIND OF RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW, ANDY.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> I WOULD SAY ZUCKERBURG
HIMSELF WROTE THAT ARTICLE.
BUT THEN I REALIZE THIS IS A
GERMAN MAGAZINE AND HIS NAME
IS ZUCKERBURG.
PRABLY NOT HIM WRITING
THAT.
>> WHY?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE HIS
KIND.
THAT WAS ME.
>> I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I AM
A SCHULZ.
>> THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR
EVERYTHING.
>> I'M DONE.
>> THAT YOU ARE.
>> COULD AN EXACT REPLICA BE
THE PICTURE -- BE THE
PICTURES.
THAT'S AMAZING.
ARE CATS THE NATURAL BORN
KILLERS OF HOUSEHOLD PETS 1234
YES, SURE, WHY NOT?
>>> WELL, HE TOOK A WALK ON
THE WILD SIDE.
ANOTHER ATHLETE HAS BEEN
BOOTED FROM THE LONDON GAMES
FOR DOPING.
THIS TIME THE DEFENDING
ITALIAN OLYMPIC RACE WALK
CHAMPION.
COULD THAT NAME BE ANYMORE
ITALIAN.
HE ADMITTED TO USING THE
PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO, QUOTE,
WIN THE GOLD AGAINST -- AT ALL
COSTS.
WHATEVER.
IT WAS IN ITALIAN.
HE WAS SET TO DEFEND HIS TITLE
IN A 50K WALK.
MY MOTHER CAN DO THAT.
FOR WHICH HE HOLDS THE RECORD
WITH THE TIME OF THREE HOURS
37 MINUTES THE THE SAME TIME
IT TAKES FOR ME TO TAKE A
SHOWER.
DISCUSS.
>> LIGHTNING ROOOOUUUNNNNDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> IS IT SAFE TO SAY IF YOU
ARE AT THE OLYMPICS AS A RACE
WALKER YOU ARE THE ONE ATHLETE
NOT GETTING LAID?
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
THESE RACE WALKERS HAVE
ENDURANCE.
THEY KNOW HOW TO WALK.
I DON'T HAVE A THIRD.
THEY HAVE ENDURANCE AND THEY
KNOW HOW TO WALK.
>> IF YOU ARE AN OLYMPIAN YOU
WILL GET LAID.
IF THEY ARE GETTING LAID THE
RACE WALKERS ARE GETTING
LAID.
YOU HAVE A GOOD ., YOU DO THE
SHORT LINE WALKERS SO YOU HAVE
A LOT OF RUNNERS.
YOU HAVE A RACE WALKER BECAUSE
THERE ARE ONE OR TWO IN THE
CITY AND YOU CAN BEAT THEM.
>> IT IS LIKE TRAMPOLINE
INSTEAD OF HIGH DIVE.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A DIVER
BOUNCE OFF THE HIGH DIVE AND
THEN INTO THE WATER.
>> NO ONE FOLLOWS THIS SPORT.
BUT THEY CALL THIS A BITTER
DAY FOR ITALIAN SPORTS.
DO YOU AGREE?
>> I AM A BIG RACE WALK FOLLOW
ESH.
WE GOT SUSPICIOUS AT THE
35-YARD MARK HE WENT INTO A
HEAD ON STROLL.
>> THAT WAS FROWNED UPON.
>> HERE IS THE THING --
>> INCIDENT TALLY RACE BAITING
HAS BEEN EXONERATED.
THAT'S FINE.
>> THERE IS THE SPORT.
THAT HAPPENS ON THE PITCH IN
ANY BRITISH SOCCER GAME.
IT GOES UNNOTICED AND THANK
GOD FOR THAT.
>> READ IT SO I KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT RACING.
I DON'T EVEN FOLLOW THOSE
ANYMORE.
RACE WALKING WAS IN A
PRECARIOUS SITUATION.
IT WAS FINALLY GETTING BACK
INTO THE PUBLIC EYE, AND NOW
IT HAS BEEN SMEARED.
>> I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
LANCE ARMSTRONG JOINING THE
CREW.
>> HE HAS AN ADVANTAGE BECAUSE
HE IS SLIGHTLY LIGHTER.
HE WORKS OUT A LOT.
>> AND HE DATED SHERYL CROWE.
>> BILL, YOU TAKE PERFORMANCE
ENHANCING DRUGS, BUT YOU DON'T
PARTICIPATE IN A SPORT.
>> I WOULD.
IF SPEED WALKING IS A
LEGITIMATE THING --
>> YOU MEAN WALKING OVER TO
BUY SPEED.
YOU NEVER WALK TO --
>> YOU NEVER WALK TO BUY
SPEED.
>> IF SPEED WALKING IS HER
THING WHY NOT SLOW MOKE
RUNNING.
I HAVE AN AMAZING SLOW MOTION
RUNNER AND THEN IT WOULD
APPLY.
>> HOW ABOUT GAMBLING.
>> OR STRUTTING.
>> SWIMMING.
>> THEY HAVE THE TRIPLE JUMP.
>> IT IS SHOW OFF SKIPPING.
>> WHAT ABOUT DOUBLE DODGE.
DOUBLE DUTCH.
>> YOU CAN REALLY MOCK THEM.
HA, HA, H SAI DUTCH PEOPLE AND
THEIR DOUBLING.
WHERE IS THE DUTCH FROM IN GO
BACK THERE.
>> TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T THINK OF LEAVING ME
NOW.
WE HAVE MORE.
>> ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY
FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF
CHICAGO, HOUSECATS KILL MORE
ANIMALS THAN PREVIOUSLY
THOUGHT.
RESEARCHER USA TACH TINY
CAMERAS CAMERAS -- ATTACH TINY
CAMERAS TO A GROUP OF FELINES
AND THEN DOWNLOAD THE
FOOTAGE.
I WANT TO BE ON THAT WEBSITE.
THEY FOUND A HIDDEN WORLD OF
CARNAGE AND MORE SLAUGHTER.
TURNS OUT CATS BRING HOME A
QUARTER OF WHAT THEY KILL.
ESSENTIALLY THEY ARE
MONSTERS.
LIZARDS AND SNAKES AND FROGS,
WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THEM.
>> I WILL.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AND BEHALF OF THEM, PLEASE,
STOP.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS
GOOD, STOP.
>> YOU ARE SUCH A LIBERAL TO
THINK YOU CAN REASON WITH
CATS.
>> THERE IS NO APEASING CATS.
>> THEY ONLY UNDERSTAND LETHAL
FORCE.
>> IT WILLLING.
COULD THIS BE THE THEME OF A
NEW BOOK CALLED CAT DEMONS ?
>> I USED TO THINK THEY WERE
THE SPAWN OF SAY TAN.
THEY ARE KILLING EVERYTHING I
HATE ESPECIALLY BIRDS.
>> YOU HATE BIRDS?
>> NOT A BIG FAN OF FROGS.
THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IF YOU
PLAY WITH THEM SOME THINGS CAN
HAPPEN THAT ENDS UP HAPPENING
IN THE HOSPITAL.
THREE BIRD SPECIES ARE IN
DECLINE.
YOU HAVE A CAT.
>> ARE YOU PART OF THE
PROBLEM.
>> 50-POUND CAT THAT HAS NEVER
EATEN ANYTHING BUT CANS OF CAT
FOOD.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS
PROBLEM COMES FROM EXACTLY.
>> FROM CATS.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE A BOWLING
BALL AND HE JUST LAYS THERE.
>> YES, BUT HE PROBABLY
DOESN'T HAVE FROGS OR LIZARDS
OR BIRDS.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE MY WIFE WILL
CHASE HIM OUT WITH A BROOM.
>> I THINK IT COULD BE THE
CAT.
>> WE COULD USE ALL OF MITT
ROMNEY'S CARS AND JUST START
STRAPPING THEM TO THE TOP, AND
THEN WE WILL SEE HOW THEY DO.
>> I WANTED TO DO THE FEEDING
TO OBAMA JOKE.
YOU PREDICTED THIS IN 2003
AFTER A CAT TRIED TO ***
YOU.
>> IN FAIRNESS, IT MIGHT HAVE
BEEN A GUY DRESSED AS A CAT.
HE RAN AWAY LIKE A DUDE.
>> IT COULD HAVE BEEN CAT
STEVENS.
>> LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO
YOU GUYS.
YOU ARE NOT SEEING IT.
THE CATS SLEEP IN THE HOUSE.
ALL OF THE CARNAGE IS
HAPPENING THERE.
THEY ARE NOT BEING CAUGHT.
THE CATS ARE IGNORING THE
MICE.
THEY ARE OUT SOURCING CRITTER
KILLING.
THEY ARE ALL ROMNEYS.
OR THEY ARE LIKE KITTY
HOLLYWOOD AND THEY HAVE ALL OF
THEIR MOVIES MADE THERE.
HOW ABOUT THAT, BILL?
THEY ARE KILLING THE FIELD
MICE IN THE BUSINESS, BUT THEY
ARE -- I DON'T THINK THEY ARE
--
>> YOU INJECTED THAT INTO THE
STORY AND IT JUST MAKES ME
LOVE CATS.
>> THEY ARE IGNORING -- THE
CATS DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED
APPETITES.
>> YOU ARE JUST ADDING THAT TO
THE STORY.
>> THEY ARE NOT EATING THE
MICE IN THE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE FIES ARE FINE.
SAID..
>> I DON'T LIKE THE FIELD MICE
GNS THE HOUSE MICE.
WE WENT THROUGH THIS BEFORE.
IT IS NOT RIGHT.
>> I AM NOT SAYING THEY ARE A
BETTER CLASS OF MOUSE.
>> THEY ARE A LITTLE TOO RURAL
FOR ME.
I LIKE MY MICE URBAN.
>> WE SHOULD HAVE LEAD WITH
THIS STORY.
>> WE HAVE TO CLOSE OUT THIS
SHOW WITH A WRAP UP FROM OUR
OWN MOUSE, TV'S ANDY LEVY.
GO TO FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
>>> BACK TO TV'S ANDY LEVY FOR
THE POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> MICHAEL, WHEN ARE YOU DOING
SOMETHING ABOUT THE HAIR?
>> WHAT?
>> WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT HAIR?
>> I DID.
I CUT IT SHORTER BOUGHT IT IS
BLONDER ON TOP.
I AM DYEING IT BACK.
>> NO, I LIKE IT.
>> THANKS.
>> THE HAIR DISCUSSION IS
REALLY CUTTING INTO MY BOOK
TIME.
>> ANNE, BIG DAY TODAY.
>> YES.
MY BOOK IS OUT IN PAPERBACK.
SO MY OPENING SHOW, I AM HERE
ON THE MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON
TELEVISION.
>> "RED EYE."
>> JUST KIDDING.
>> YOU PUT YOUR CAT ON A
DIET.
>> I JUST WANT TO RECOMMEND
ANNE'S BOOK AGAIN.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND
MICHAEL'S HAIR AGAIN.
BACK TO YOU, GREG.
>> HAVE I NOTHING TO RECOMMEND
EXCEPT MAYBE TREATING YOUR