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of John M. Phillips take their clients very seriously. This is a spoof of real law firm
commercials. It was just another day for Careful Carl, as he prepared for his commute to work,
which began by walking down a flight of stairs. Unfortunately for Careful Carl, the railings
were poorly maintained and faulty and gave out on him as he tried to walk down the stairs!!!
Careful Carl's entire leg was very badly injured in the fall!!! Careful Carl had to be rushed
to the hospital for emergency surgery... By the time Careful Carl had recovered from his
surgery, he racked up huge hospital bills and lost his job... In lots of pain, and lots
of debt, Careful Carl hobbled into the Law Offices of John M. Phillips for help. Attorney
John Phillips asks, "how can I help today?" Careful Carl response with operations beeps.
"Careful Carl, I can't believe they left those steps like that for so long", says Attorney
Phillips, "we are going to take care of you." Careful Carl response with more thankful Operation
beeps. So John went to trial for Careful Carl and fought for him as hard as he could!!!
John was able to win at trial and help Careful Carl with all of the damages that he suffered
from the handrail incident! Song plays "you're the best around." Our clients are the best
around. Call us today so we can help you!