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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: AND SO THEN SKIPS
GOES, "IF YOU EVER MAKE ME FIGHT
ONE OF THOSE THINGS AGAIN, YOU
BETTER HOPE IT KILLS ME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Margaret: NICE ONE.
>> Eileen: GUYS, GUYS, ARE YOU
READY FOR TONIGHT?
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S TONIGHT?
>> Eileen: THE METEOR SHOWER.
I SENT YOU GUYS LIKE FIVE TEXTS
ABOUT IT.
>> Rigby: "METEOR SHOWER!"
[ MUMBLING ]
HUH. OH, YEAH -- THE
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME METEOR
SHOWER.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS
ONE AGAIN?
>> Eileen: THE METEORS FLY MUCH
CLOSER DUE TO THE TRAGIC
DETERIORATION OF OUR REGION'S
OZONE LAYER.
>> Rigby: OH, NICE!
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
>> Eileen: THE PEAK OF THE
SHOWER IS AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.
I KNOW A GREAT PLACE WHERE WE
CAN WATCH -- LOOK-OUT MOUNTAIN.
>> Margaret: OH, YOU MEAN
MAKEOUT MOUNTAIN.
I'VE TOTALLY BEEN THERE.
>> Mordecai: UH...UH...
MAKEOUT MOUNTAIN?
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT SPOT.
COUNT ME IN.
>> Rigby: SURE. ME TOO.
>> Margaret: HA HA!
ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T BE
SCARED, MORDECAI, UP ON A
MOUNTAINTOP IN THE DARK?
>> Mordecai: NO.
WHAT'S THERE TO BE SCARED OF --
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SITTING IN
CARS, MAKING OUT?
WHY WOULD I BE SCARED OF THAT?
>> Eileen: WELL, WE GOT TO GET
BACK TO WORK.
>> Margaret: YEAH.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER...DUDES.
>> Rigby: FRIEND ZONE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO WAY.
>> Rigby: DUDE, SHE CALLED YOU
"DUDE," DUDE.
THAT SAYS IT ALL.
>> Mordecai: WE CAN'T BE IN THE
FRIEND ZONE.
WE ALREADY KISSED.
REMEMBER -- AT THE AIRPORT?
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH?
YOU KISSED HER?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN, YOU'RE
RIGHT.
SHE KISSED ME.
BUT IT WAS STILL A KISS.
SAME DIFF.
>> Rigby: NO, MAN -- DIFFERENT
DIFF.
YOU WERE DROPPING HER OFF AT THE
AIRPORT.
THAT WAS A GOODBYE KISS.
AND THAT WAS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.
YOU DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT
SINCE?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Rigby: NO, HUH?
PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT INTO
HER, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE'S
THINKING.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU
ABOUT THIS?
>> Rigby: COME ON! IT'S EASY!
JUST GO, "MARGARET, SORRY I'VE
BEEN A WUSS ABOUT KISSING YOU,"
AND SHE'LL BE ALL, "THAT'S OKAY,
MORDECAI.
I'M WAY INTO LOSERS."
AND THEN YOU'LL BE ALL
[SMOOCHING]
OW!
>> Mordecai: KNOCK IT OFF.
>> Rigby: COME ON!
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU OUT
OF THE FRIEND ZONE, MAN.
>> Mordecai: THERE IS NO
FRIEND ZONE.
I'M GONNA KISS MARGARET TONIGHT,
AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
>> Both: [ BEATBOXING ]
>> Mordecai: ♪ LOOK UP, WHAT'S
THAT WAY UP HIGH? ♪
♪ SHOOTIN' STARS IN THE SKY ♪
♪ SAILIN' ON BY ♪
>> Rigby: ♪ THERE'S NO DENYIN' ♪
♪ THE STARS BE SHININ' ♪
♪ AS THE HEAVENS ARE ALIGNING ♪
>> Both: ♪ SHINE, SHINE, SHINE,
SHINE, SHINE, SH-SHIMMY, SHINE ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Eileen: ♪ TO CLEAR UP THE
CONFUSION, STARS
ARE MADE OF GAS ♪
♪ THEY SHINE FROM THERMONUCLEAR
FUSION ♪
>> Rigby: UH...THANKS FOR
CLEARING THAT UP, EILEEN.
[ MID-TEMPO SYNTHESIZER MUSIC
PLAYS ]
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai: THIS IS AWESOME!
[ WHOOSH! ]
AW, YEAH!
BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!
HA HA!
>> Eileen: ALL RIGHT!
PERFECT VIEW!
>> Rigby: HEY, DON'T HOG THE
WHOLE BLANKET.
>> Margaret: SO, EILEEN, WHEN
ARE THE METEORS SUPPOSED TO SHOW
UP?
>> Eileen: NOT FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
IN THE MEANTIME, I WANT TO TAKE
DOWN NEW STARS IN MY STAR LOG.
IN MY ASTRONOMY CLUB, WE PICK
UNCHARTED STARS AND NAME THEM.
I GOT TO NAME THAT GREENISH ONE
"ROMULUS 5."
BEST $80 I EVER SPENT.
>> Rigby: I WANT TO NAME A STAR.
I'M GONNA NAME THAT MOVING ONE
"STARGOZ THE DESTRUCTOR"!
>> Eileen: UM, THAT'S A
SATELLITE, RIGBY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS GONNA BE A HISTORIC
METEOR SHOWER.
TWO CELESTIAL BODIES WILL
CONVERGE FOR THE FIRST TIME
EVER, WHICH MEANS IF THEY DON'T
GET TOGETHER NOW, THEY WILL
NEVER GET TOGETHER AGAIN, AND
THEN THEY'LL BURN OUT AND DIE,
WHICH IS INTERESTING...
>> Mordecai: [ Thinking ] MAN,
I'M NEVER GONNA KISS MARGARET
WITH EILEEN TALKING STAR
GIBBERISH.
UH, HEY, ANYBODY WANT SNACKS?
SNACKS? SNACKS?
I KNOW I WANT SNACKS.
RIGBY DOES, TOO.
>> Rigby: YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I CAN'T KISS
MARGARET WITH YOU AND EILEEN
HERE.
I NEED YOU TWO TO GO OFF
SOMEWHERE ELSE OR SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: WHAT?! NO!
I'M FINE JUST WHERE I AM.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WALK ALL
FAR JUST FOR YOU TO END UP NOT
DOING ANYTHING.
OWW!
>> Mordecai: HERE. TAKE THESE
CHOCO-GOOEY CHOCO-DUCKS AND GET
OUT OF HERE.
>> Rigby: [ WHINES ]
YOU'RE LUCKY I LIKE
CHOCO-GOOEY CHOCO-DUCKS.
HEY, EILEEN, LET'S GO UP
THERE.
[ Unenthusiastically ] WE'LL GET
A BETTER VIEW.
>> Eileen: OH, GOOD IDEA.
MAYBE WE'LL SEE ORION'S BELT.
>> Rigby: FRIE-E-E-ND ZO-O-O-NE!
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: IT'S REALLY NICE UP
HERE.
>> Margaret: YEAH.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE KIND OF
QUIET.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
>> Margaret: OH, I DON'T KNOW --
THE FUTURE.
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN, HAVE YOU
SEEN "SPACE WARRIOR 2"?
THAT'S A GREAT FUTURISTIC FILM.
>> Margaret: I MEANT MY FUTURE.
>> Mordecai: OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
OH.
>> Margaret: I APPLIED TO THREE
SCHOOLS, BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYTHING BACK YET.
>> Mordecai: EH, DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE YOU'LL HEAR SOMETHING
SOON.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
ENVELOPE'S THIN, DIDN'T GET IN.
ENVELOPE'S FAT, SCHOOL IS WHERE
IT'S AT.
>> Margaret: [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?
PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ]
BUT IT'S TRUE, THOUGH.
YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY.
COLLEGE IS A LOT OF FUN.
I HAD SOME GOOD TIMES AT ART
SCHOOL BEFORE I LEFT.
>> Margaret: THINK YOU'LL EVER
GO BACK?
>> Mordecai: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE.
OR MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY WORKING
AT THE PARK FOR THE REST OF MY
LIFE.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY ]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] YEAH.
>> Margaret: IT'S JUST WEIRD NOT
KNOWING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
WHAT IF I DON'T GET INTO ANY OF
THEM?
I THINK I SOUNDED REALLY DUMB IN
THOSE INTERVIEWS.
>> Mordecai: YOU NEVER SOUND
DUMB, MARGARET.
I'M SURE YOU DID FINE.
SO, UH, HOW 'BOUT A TOAST?
>> Margaret: WHOA. FANCY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mordecai: ONLY THE FINEST OF
BEVERAGES FOR THE FUTURE
JOURNALISM MAJOR.
>> Margaret: STOP IT!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Mordecai: SO, UH, WHAT SHOULD
WE TOAST TO?
>> Margaret: HOW 'BOUT TO US
BEING GOOD FRIENDS?
FOREVER!
>> Mordecai: YEAH. FRIENDS.
>> Both: CHEERS!
>> Margaret: OHH!
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN, I'M SO
SORRY!
>> Margaret: DON'T WORRY.
IT'S FINE.
THERE ARE SOME PAPER TOWELS IN
THE --
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH.
>> Eileen: I'M NOT SURE THIS IS
ANY BETTER THAN WHERE WE WERE
SITTING BEFORE, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: NO, IT'S FINE.
JUST KEEP LOOKING.
AH, WHAT?!
>> Eileen: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Rigby: UH, WE'RE OUT OF
SNACKS.
STAY HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Eileen: [ Echoing ] OKAY, BUT
HURRY!
I THINK THEY'RE ENTERING THE
MESOSPHERE!
>> Rigby: WHAT'S UP, MAN?
TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL THE
TONGUE-WRESTLING WITH MARGARET?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, KNOCK IT OFF.
I HAVEN'T KISSED HER YET.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WELL, WHAT HAVE
YOU BEEN DOING?
>> Mordecai: TALKING.
WE'RE HAVING A SERIOUS
CONVERSATION.
>> Rigby: TALKING, HUH?
SOUNDS LIKE WHAT PEOPLE DO IN
THE FRIEND ZONE.
>> Mordecai: WILL YOU STOP IT
WITH THE FRIEND ZONE?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING!
>> Rigby: LOOK, MAN, STOP
WASTING TIME.
YOU GOT A GREAT CHANCE TONIGHT.
DON'T BLOW IT LIKE YOU ALWAYS
DO.
>> Mordecai: I'M WORKING ON IT.
LAY OFF.
>> Rigby: STOP WORKING ON IT AND
START MAKING OUT -- BEFORE THE
DOOR CLOSES!
UGH! WHERE ARE THOSE CHIPS?
>> Mordecai: HE-HEY.
CLEANUP ON AISLE MARGARET.
HEH.
>> Margaret: THANKS.
[ SHUDDERS ]
MAN, IT GOT COLD, HUH?
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY ]
YEAH.
[ Thinking ] PUT YOUR ARM AROUND
HER.
PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER!
UH...YOU COULD...WEAR A BUNCH OF
THESE PAPER TOWELS, LIKE A
MAKESHIFT QUILT.
HA HA!
>> Margaret: HA HA. YEAH.
>> Mordecai: [ Thinking ] UGH!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE FOR
YOU TO FINALLY KISS HER?!
>> Rigby: DUDE, COME ON!
JUST KISS HER ALREADY!
>> Margaret: MORDECAI, WE'RE
FRIENDS, RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH.
YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS.
>> Margaret: I CAN TELL YOU
ANYTHING, THEN, RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: OF COURSE.
>> Margaret: THERE'S ONE REASON
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
>> Mordecai: [ Thinking ] THIS
IS IT.
SHE'S SETTING YOU UP.
JUST PULL THE TRIGGER!
>> Margaret: I-I WOULD REALLY
MISS YOU, MORDECAI.
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Both: AAAAH!
>> Eileen: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
>> Rigby: I CAN'T TAKE THIS
ANYMORE!
MORDECAI! FRIEND ZONE!
FRIEND ZONE, FRIEND ZONE!
FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE!
>> Margaret: WHY IS HE SAYING,
"FRIEND'S OWN"?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT IT!
>> Rigby: NO!
I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MESS THIS UP
AGAIN, MAN!
JUST GO FOR IT!
[ HORNS HONKING,
PEOPLE CHEERING ]
>> Mordecai: I JUST NEED MORE
TIME!
>> Rigby: THERE IS NO MORE TIME!
DUDE, I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU
FROM THE FRIEND ZONE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, FOR THE LAST
TIME, THERE IS NO FRIEND ZONE!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ ZAP! ]
MARGARET?!
MARGARET?!
>> SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE...JUST FRIENDS.
>> Mordecai: HUH?!
>> WELCOME, MORDECAI.
I AM THE GUARDIAN OF
THE FRIEND ZONE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
THE FRIEND ZONE'S NOT A REAL
PLACE!
>> AH, BUT IT IS -- A PLACE OF
FRIENDLY HANDSHAKES, BACK PATS,
SIDE HUGS, A PLATONIC REALM
WHERE ROMANCE GOES TO DIE.
>> Mordecai: LET US OUT!
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!
>> I'M SORRY, MORDECAI.
YOU WAITED TOO LONG.
>> Mordecai: NOOOOOOOO!
NO.
I WANTED TO KISS HER SO MANY
TIMES, BUT I NEVER HAD A GOOD
OPENING.
>> AH, BUT YOU DID.
EACH TIME, YOU HESITATED.
YOU LET ALL THOSE OPPORTUNITIES
PASS.
YOU JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF.
YOU MUST BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SHOW
YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE FREED OF
THE FRIEND ZONE.
>> Mordecai: IT'S JUST I'VE
LIKED MARGARET FOR SO LONG.
WHAT IF SHE'S NOT INTO ME?
>> AH, SEE THAT?
"WHAT IF?"
IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED WONDERING
"WHAT IF" AND JUST WENT FOR IT!
THEN YOU'LL KNOW HOW SHE REALLY
FEELS ABOUT YOU.
>> Mordecai: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE JUST A FLOATING, TALKING
ASTEROID THING.
>> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I, TOO,
HAVE BEEN IN THIS VERY
SITUATION -- MANY TIMES.
ANGIE, CHRISTINE, LOLA.
HOW DO YOU THINK I ENDED UP
BECOMING THE GUARDIAN OF THE
FRIEND ZONE?!
LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP
YOU FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE
I DID!
>> Mordecai: THEN LET ME OUT!
UGH! UGH!
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
CHILL OUT!
THAT FRIENDSHIP GLASS IS
EXPENSIVE!
LOOK, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER
CHANCE, ALL RIGHT?
BUT YOU BETTER NOT BACK OUT.
>> Mordecai: NO, NO!
I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY. GO GET 'ER, CHAMP.
[ ZAP! ]
>> Margaret: HUH?
[ SLOW SYNTHESIZER MUSIC PLAYS ]
MORDECAI, WHERE ARE WE?!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: RIGHT WHERE I WANT
TO BE.
>> MORDECAI, MARGARET, I NOW
PRONOUNCE YOU OUT OF
THE FRIEND ZONE.
[ CRACK! SHATTER! ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> Rigby: HMM. HMM.
>> Mordecai: UH, IT'S GETTING
LATE.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE OFF.
>> Eileen: DID YOU SEE IT?!
DID YOU SEE IT?!
WHAT DID YOU THINK?!
WHAT DID YOU THINK?!
>> Margaret: IT WAS AMAZING.
>> Eileen: MAN, WAIT TILL MY
ASTRONOMY CLUB HEARS ABOUT THIS!
I'VE NEVER SEEN CELESTIAL BODIES
COME TOGETHER LIKE THAT!
[ MID-TEMPO ACOUSTIC-GUITAR
MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Margaret: HERE YOU GO.
THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
>> Mordecai: THANKS.
>> Margaret: HEY, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING TOMORROW?
MY FAMILY'S HAVING A BARBECUE.
WANT TO COME?
>> Rigby: FAMILY FUNCTION?
PASS.
I CAN'T STAND MY OWN FAMILY'S
BARBECUES.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO
SOMEONE ELSE'S?
>> Mordecai: SHE'S NOT TALKING
TO YOU.
>> Margaret: UM, SO, HOW ABOUT
IT?
>> Mordecai: SURE.
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
>> Margaret: AWESOME!
I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR YOU TO
MEET EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY MY
DAD.
I THINK YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM.
HE PILOTS THE TRAFFIC HELICOPTER
FOR THE LOCAL NEWS.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: WHOA-HO!
YOUR DAD IS "CHOPPER SIX"?
>> Rigby: THAT DUDE RULES!
KSSHT!
"THIS IS CHOPPER SIX!
NOW FLYING OVER A TON OF
TRAFFIC.
BET ALL YOU LOSERS WISH YOU WERE
IN THIS CHOPPER.
KSSHT!
WHOO!
AND THEN HE JUST FLIES OVER SOME
BURNING TRUCK AND A 50-CAR
PILE-UP!
SO COOL.
>> Eileen: HE IS REALLY COOL,
BUT DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
MARGARET'S DAD CAN BE A PRETTY
AGGRESSIVE GUY.
IT'S COMMON IN SUCH A
MALE-DOMINATED PROFESSION.
HE EVEN REFUSES TO SHAKE HANDS
WITH ANY GUY MARGARET BRINGS
HOME.
>> Margaret: OH, COME ON.
HE'S NOT THAT TOUGH.
HE'S SUPER-SWEET WHEN YOU GET TO
KNOW HIM.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I'M SURE
WE'LL GET ALONG FINE.
>> Margaret: WELL, WE GOT TO GET
BACK TO WORK.
I'LL PICK YOU UP TOMORROW, OKAY?
>> Eileen: LATER.
>> Mordecai: GREAT. SEE YA.
I HAVE TO SHAKE THAT GUY'S HAND.
>> Rigby: WHAT? WHY?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S A HUGE
DEAL!
I'M FINALLY OUT OF THE
FRIEND ZONE, AND NOW SHE'S
TAKING ME TO MEET HER PARENTS!
>> Rigby: SO WHAT?
YOU WANT TO DATE MARGARET, NOT
HER DAD.
>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T GET IT,
DUDE.
IF MARGARET AND I ARE GONNA
DATE, I NEED HER DAD TO LIKE ME.
I HAVE TO GET THAT HANDSHAKE.
[ SIZZLING ]
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ]
>> MARGARET! MARGARET!
>> Margaret: HEY, MOM!
>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Margaret: MOM, THIS IS
MORDECAI.
>> HI, MORDECAI.
I'M DENISE.
MARGARET'S TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT
YOU.
>> Mordecai: OH, HA HA.
I HOPE GOOD THINGS.
>> WELL, SHE MENTIONED SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU WEARING A DIAPER?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Margaret: MOM!
>> OH, I'M TEASING! [ LAUGHS ]
MORDECAI, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO THE FAMILY.
WE HAVE MARGARET'S COUSINS --
RICKY, TOMMY, MARKEY, ROBBY,
RONNY, SUZY, STACEY.
YOU KNOW JOHN.
>> 'SUP, MORDO!
>> UNCLE TIM, UNCLE DAVE,
UNCLE BILL, AUNT THERESA,
AUNT MARY BETH, AUNT KATHLEEN,
NANA SMITH, GRANDPAPPY JACK.
AND OVER AT THE GRILL IS
MARGARET'S --
>> Margaret: DADDY!
>> IS THAT MY LITTLE HUG BUG?
GIVE ME A HUG, HUG BUG!
>> Margaret: DADDY!
[ GIGGLING ]
>> OH!
LOOK AT YOU, SO GROWN-UP!
HOW AM I GONNA HUG MY HUG BUG
IF I CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HER?
>> Margaret: DAD!
I WAS HERE LAST WEEKEND.
>> HEY, YOU BRING BACK THAT
MIXTAPE I LET YOU BORROW?
DADDY'S GOT TO HAVE HIS ROCKIN'
TUNES FOR CHOPPER SIX!
>> Mordecai: WHOA! HA HA!
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
I LOVE ROCKIN' TUNES, TOO!
HEH HEH, HEH...
>> Margaret: DADDY, THIS IS
MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: NICE TO MEET YOU,
SIR.
>> THIS THE DIAPER GUY?
>> Mordecai: UH --
>> I BETTER RUSTLE UP SOME MORE
BURGERS ON THE GRILL, PUT SOME
MEAT ON DIAPER GUY'S BONES HERE.
>> Mordecai: YOU TOLD HIM, TOO?
>> Margaret: OH, RELAX.
HE'S JUST MESSING AROUND.
THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW HE LIKES
YOU.
[ BURGER SIZZLING ]
>> Mordecai: I GOT TO GET THAT
HANDSHAKE.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Margaret: I'M GONNA GO SWIM
FOR A BIT. YOU COMING?
>> Mordecai: OH. I DIDN'T BRING
A SWIMSUIT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU ASK LITTLE SUZY
TO BORROW A SWIM DIAPER?
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> Margaret: DADDY!
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
I'VE GOT A SUIT HE CAN WEAR.
>> Mordecai: WOW. YOU GUYS
REALLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME
TOGETHER.
>> HERE.
>> Mordecai: UH, WHY IS THE
FRONT LIKE THAT?
>> THAT'S THE BACK.
>> Mordecai: MAYBE I'LL...SKIP
THE POOL.
>> SKIP THE POOL?
WHAT, ARE YOU ASHAMED OF YOUR
BODY OR SOMETHING?
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO! I --
>> A REAL MAN DOES NOT GET
ASHAMED.
PATHETIC.
HERE. JUST GIVE IT BACK.
I'LL WEAR IT.
>> Mordecai: NO! I'LL WEAR IT!
>> OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE IT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. PFFT!
IT'S COOL.
NOT A PROBLEM.
>> GOOD.
[ RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Margaret: UM...
>> OH, FRANK, I THOUGHT YOU
THREW THAT SUIT OUT.
>> HEY, I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT
THE KID WANTED TO WEAR IT.
>> Mordecai: YOU SAID THIS IS
WHAT A REAL MAN WOULD WEAR!
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> Mordecai: BUT --
>> YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?!
>> Mordecai: NO! NO.
IT'S FINE, REALLY.
THANKS FOR THE SUIT, FRANK.
>> IT'S "MR. SMITH" TO YOU!
AND GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
>> YOU TRYING TO GET A HANDSHAKE
FROM OLD MAN FRANK?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
>> HE'S A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK.
BUT THERE IS ONE WAY HE'LL SHAKE
YOUR HAND.
YOU HAVE TO BEAT HIM AT A
CANNONBALL CONTEST.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> HE'S THE BEST CANNONBALLER
AROUND.
REALLY RESPECTS THE CRAFT, YOU
KNOW?
HE'LL SHAKE THE HAND OF ANYONE
WHO CAN CANNONBALL BETTER THAN
HIM.
>> Mordecai: HM-HM.
HEY, MR. SMITH, I HEAR YOU'RE
PRETTY GOOD AT CANNONBALLS.
>> YEAH, ONLY THE BEST AROUND.
>> Mordecai: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
CONTEST?
>> YOU'RE CHALLENGING ME TO A
CANNONBALL CONTEST IN MY OWN
HOME?!
[ FAMILY MURMURING ]
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> RECESS IS OVER,
SKIN AND BONES.
IT'S CANNONBALL TIME.
CANNONBALL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BEAT THAT, SMALL FRY!
HA! QUITTING.
JUST AS I THOUGHT --
>> Mordecai: CANNONBA-A-A-A-LL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Margaret: WHOO! YEAH!
>> CANNONBA-A-A-LL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Mordecai: CANNONBA-A-A-A-LL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ BEEPS ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> Margaret: [ SIGHS ]
>> CANNONBA-A-A-A-A-LL!
>> Mordecai: CANNONBA-A-A-A-LL!
>> UGH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Margaret: ALL RIGHT,
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> HAD ENOUGH, DIAPER BOY?
>> Mordecai: YOU KIDDING?
I COULD CANNONBALL ALL DAY.
>> IS THAT SO?
BUT CAN YOU DO A "MANNONBALL"?
>> Mordecai: A WHAT?
>> FRED, BRING CHOPPER SIX
AROUND.
IT'S MANNONBALL TIME.
>> FRANK, COME ON!
JUST LET IT GO!
>> STAY OUT OF IT, DENISE!
THIS IS MANNONBALL BUSINESS!
I'M GONNA PUT THIS PUNK IN HIS
PLACE!
>> Mordecai: WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT!
>> Margaret: WAIT, DAD!
COME ON!
UGH! HE ALWAYS DOES THIS STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER --
ALWAYS THINKING WITH HIS
CHOPPER.
BUT THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM.
>> THAT'S A 50-FOOT DROP.
YOU MESS THIS UP, IT'S GONNA
TAKE MORE THAN A POOL BOY TO
CLEAN IT UP.
YOU READY TO CALL IT QUITS?
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
FRED, MORE ALTITUDE!
AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO SHAKE
THINGS UP.
>> ROGER THAT.
>> Mordecai: OHH!
[ BIRDS SQUAWKING ]
>> IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP,
SKIN AND BONES!
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT GIVING UP!
I'M WINNING THIS CANNONBALL
CONTEST!
>> UGH!
FRED, TAKE US HIGHER!
>> BUT, FRANK, SHE'S NOT STABLE!
>> DO IT NOW!
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GULPS ]
>> GIVE UP.
YOU CAN'T WIN THIS.
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S YOUR DEAL,
MAN?!
I ONLY DID THIS CONTEST BECAUSE
I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME!
>> IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CONTEST!
IT'S ABOUT LOSING MY BABY GIRL!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> MARGARET'S GROWN UP SO FAST.
EVERY TIME SHE BRINGS ONE OF YOU
YAHOOS TO THE THE HOUSE, I'M
AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HER
AWAY FROM ME!
I CAN'T LOSE MY HUG BUG!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, MARGARET
THINKS YOU'RE THE COOLEST DAD
EVER!
SHE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW
GREAT YOU ARE.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU'RE
ALWAYS GONNA BE HER DAD!
SHE LOVES YOU, MAN!
>> FRED, TAKE US DOWN.
[ ALARMS BEEPING ]
>> THE WINDS ARE TOO STRONG!
I'M LOSIN' HER!
UNH!
>> AAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: MR. SMITH!
I'M COMING, MR. SMITH!
>> UNH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Mordecai: SAVING YOU!
>> WHY?
I TREATED YOU LIKE GARBAGE!
>> Mordecai: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
THE ONLY PERSON I CARE ABOUT IS
MARGARET, AND SHE CARES ABOUT
YOU, SO HOLD ON!
AAH!
>> WELL, THAT'S IT.
WE'RE GONNA DIE.
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL
THIS!
>> HEY, AT LEAST YOU TRIED!
NOT A LOT OF GUYS WOULD RISK
THEIR LIVES LIKE THAT!
YOU GOT GUTS, KID!
IT WAS NICE KNOWIN' YA,
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: YOU TOO, MR. SMITH!
>> HEY! CALL ME FRANK!
>> Mordecai: THANK YOU, FRA--
>> BEST MANNONBALL EVER.
[ MONITORS BEEPING ]
>> Margaret: WILL THEY BE
ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR?
>> OH, THEY'LL BE FINE.
IF THAT HANDSHAKE HADN'T BROKEN
THEIR FALL, THEY'D BE DEAD.
WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEPARATE THEM
IN ABOUT SIX WEEKS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, MORDECAI!
I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED!
SO AWESOME!
I WANT TO JUMP OUT OF
CHOPPER SIX NEXT!
MANNONBALL!
MANNONBALL!
MANNONBALL!
>> YOU KNOW THIS BOZO?
>> Mordecai: NOPE.