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You really think someone still lives here? I- I honestly don't even know. It's the
address you gave me, so....
Whaaaaat? Hey, hey, hey! Slendy!
Long time no see, buddy! Why are you here?
Would it be- would it be okay if we just, uh, stayed at your house for a little bit? Is
that fine?
No. Oh, come on! Please? I really don't think this is a good idea!
Wh-h-hyyyyy?! Don't you remember all the... mmmm....
fun times we had? Slendy! Come back to be- uh....
... You ***!
Coffee. I'll go make some coffee
*snap* OW! F!@#$%^&&&^%$##@!@#$%!
Oh! Oh god! Calm... calm....
Calm and collected. Oh! Oh, I see how it is!
You forget about me like some...cheap Peruvian ***?
You throw me away like some... violent Norwegian taco stand?
I didn't think you were ever gonna come back!
*ding **** Goddamnit not again!
Um... what? Hey, is everything okay? I noticed a sketchy -looking group come in here.
Hi! ...Yeah we're fine. Hmph! Yea we are!
*whack* Alright. Well, do you mind if I come in?
Slendy, whatchu think? Should we let this white boy in?
Why don't you take a seat?
Yeah- WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT!?
Hey! Why don't YOU take the seat? Hey, why don't you take a seat? Haha you should take a seat now, ha-!
I-I'm sorry. Lost it there. Sorry I'm just a little on edge.
Me too.... Since I may have AIDS! Oh, don't you put that on me, Jeffrey, Jane is the
one that stabbed you!
Wait! Where is Jane? She jumped out the car the while ago to pee, and you just kept driving.
Jeff! These are the kind of things you need to tell me about WHEN THEY ACTUALLY
HAPPEN!
Whatever! She'll find her way back. She's like a stray dog...
Jacking off into the wind....
Jeff, what the ***? Honestly, if things keep going the way they are,
aids will be the least of your problems. Yeah, you've seen the zombies, too?
Oh, a lot. Yeah.... This has all just reminded me that old folk tale.
I REALLY like folk tales! What folk tale?
Well I guess used to be some kind of legend. People call it the story of Admin
and Eve, Sounds gay. Supposedly, this server that we live in...
all of this... started with two people. I'm already
people y' all. EVERYBODY STOP F@#%$%^ INTERRUPTING HIM!
*whack* Ow! What have I become? Thanks, uh, Admin and Eve.
They started from scratch, building this world the Sun and the moon.
The story goes that once everything was built, Admin split
Eve in two, forming the builder and the destroyer. Admin made it so the two would keep
balance in the
server, never letting construction be without destruction. So how does this zombie outbreak
remind you of that?
The story leaves it out, but the legend goes on to say that if the server
ever felt out of balance it would also fall apart; Earthquakes, storms,
disease.... Oh my God Me Christo! Well, that's enough *** for one sitting!
*spazzing*
*growling noises*
Hey, we're all, uh, playing Monopoly in the living room if you wanna join.
It's an invitation! You don't have to accept it! I'm just assuming that you
will because you are
uh, a good friend, that we just met today. I know-
I know that you're a good friend because I can tell, that you are because
the way that you are as a friend to everyone in the room that I, are, is,
yes! Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah I'll- I'll be there in a second.
*sigh* Thanks for letting us stay the night.
Its cool. Goodnight my sweet little ***. Goodnight to cheating ***.
Huh? Where am I?
The hell is that noise?
*roar*
Sh@#$%^^&*&^%t.
*whack* RAWR! Huh?
OH SH@#%^&&T!
???
*squish*
What the actual f@#k? Was that Slendy?
No.
It's not Zalgo, either. I think it's that cat we let in.
I peed the bed.
*AWESOME DUBSTEP!*
*MORE AWESOME DUBSTEP!*
I love Jesus!