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>> CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLASS OF 2017.
>> LAST WEEK, PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT
LIBERTY UNIVERSITY.
NOT TO BE OUTDONE, KIM JONG-UN ALSO GAVE A COMMENCEMENT STREET
AT PYONGYANG STATE.
>> TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE.
NOTHING WORTH DOING IS EASY UNLESS YOU HAVE A WEALTHY AND
POWERFUL FATHER.
THEN IT'S REAL EASY.
JUST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS STADIUM.
I THOUGHT, "HOW AM I GOING TO FILL IT UP?"
THEN I THOUGHT, MANDATORY ATTENDANCE, PUNISHISHABLE BY
DEATH, AND, WOW, WHAT A TURNOUT.
YOUR FUTURES ARE BRIGHT WHETHER IT'S TOILG IN THE MUSHROOM CAVES
OR LABORING IN THE LUBE MINES.
POINT IS, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING.
THOUGH, FOR THE RECORD, WE ARE.
TO CELEBRATE THIS MOST GLORIOUS DAY IN YOUR YOUNG LIVES, I WILL
NOW BLOW UP THE WORLD.
MAZEL TOV.
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."