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Narrator: Little Stevie had a sleepwalking problem.
Narrator: And sometimes he would do some strange things.
*Water running*
*Drill running*
Narrator: Some... very strange things.
*Plates shattering*
Narrator: Some... extremely strange things.
*Rapid strumming*
Narrator: And he would wake up in some pretty strange places.
*Laughing*
*Girlish scream*
*Louder girlish scream*
*Car horn* *Girlish scream*
Narrator: This is the story of how his problem was ended.
*Snoring*
*Snoring and tapping of knife on table*
*Snoring and much louder tapping of knife on table*
*Loud crunch* Little Stevie (Screaming): Fuuu- (Cuts to silence)
*Snoring*
*Door opening*
Woman: Hey kitty.
Woman (exasperated): Oh my God!
Woman: There's no sense in this.
Woman: I'm so damn fed up with this.
Woman (yelling): You need to quit falling asleep in my yard!
*Snoring*
*Snoring and steady rhythm of feet hitting ground*
*Loud metallic banging sound*
*Automobile engine running*
*Snoring*
Woman (screaming): Oh my God! Ohhh! Ohh!
*Same sound of woman screaming (as heard from inside house)* Guy: The hell is that?
Guy: Aw hell no!
Guy: I thought I killed all you mother f- *BLEEP* -ers last October.
*Gunshot*
Narrator: And that's the tale of how little Stevie met his end.
Employee: Welcome to Wendy's, may I take your order.
Mummy (In evil voice): I'll have some human fleshhhhh.
Employee: I can't understand you.
*Mummy clearing throat*
Mummy (In normal voice): Excuse me, I'll have a Junior Cheesburger Deluxe.
Employee: Will there be anything else?
Mummy: That'll be all.
Employee: $1.07 is your total, thank you.
Mummy: How much is it? Cameraman: I don't know.
Cameraman: They didn't ask you what kind of drink you wanted either. Mummy: Drink?
Employee: Have a good night. Mummy: Thank you.
*Change falling all over the place* Cameraman (Laughing): That's funny.
Employee: Thank you, have a great night.
Mummy (In evil voice again): Thank you.
*Both laughing with increased intensity* *Fades to silence*