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Kay, now I have a gamepad plugged in, hopefully this should go a little better
Which is the...?
Restart mission
Possibly
Wait, wait, now I actually HAVE a gamepad plugged in it's giving me different controls?
So...
it was telling me to use the joystick,
even though it knew I had a keyboard
This game makes ALL the sense
Ok hang on
Yeah, this is SO much easier than using a keyboard
It's almost boring
R... RB? That's a ridiculous button to use
Kilo...
What is speed in, kilo...
tera...
something?
Oh God this is going to go horribly
And then I explode and die
Hey, I pressed B! Ugh...
Ohhhhh...
Oh wow, I landed without actually crashing
That's... that's not even hilarious
That sounds... hmm, what sort of fun?
Level up!
Wait, why are there levels in this?
Do I have to...
Are there random encounters?
Suddenly, dogfight. With... goblins.
You get ten gold... and a sword
Yes, brilliant!
...I'm gonna kill ALL the guests
That seems like pretty crappy... couldn't you have just got there on time?
Eh, buh, buh..
Why is this where my legs should be? That seems horribly...
horrible
Oh,
it is like a car
Hey, these things actually move
What, but, you...
So... many... conflicting... instructions
Lower nose, climb 500 feet...
Wait, why have I got the landing gear out?
Why do I need the landing gear, I'm not landing
Easy peasy
Doobedy doobedy doo
Oh, whoa
Oh, oh oh oh oh
Ahh, this is so claustrophobic
Dammit, I didn't expect this game to be this easy, this isn't leading to any hilarious moments
I'd have to purposely crash,
and that wouldn't be as fun
I'm just gonna make these things dance
Doo doo doodoodoo doodoo doo doo doo, doo doo doodoodoo doodoo doo doo doo
Wait, F- the F buttons, and I'm using... ugh this is gonna be confusing
So wait, did she just kind of break the 4th wall by acknowledging that we can switch our view at will?
I'm pretty sure that's not a thing that humans can do
The, buh...
Wait, so... "press this button to not have to play the game"?
Uhh... fair enough
Okay, how low is low?
Because I'm probably gonna take the heads of some of the guests
Ahh, ahh...
Directions, just not that good...
Whoa, kuh!
Pfft, ow
And then everyone died
Why isn't it sinking?
Also oh, is he gonna wash his hair again?
Yup
Gotta love that... wet hair
Ugh... ok, I'm gonna do this seriously now
Oh, all the way... what happened...
It said checkpoint!
There were checkpoints popping up, why do I have to go back to the start?
Does this game know what the word checkpoint actually means?
So why can't I skip these?
See, checkpoint! Why didn't I start here?
I should've started here
*Sigh*
Screw it, I'm going full throttle the whole way
Screw your instructions
Oh, so you're not going to tell me to...
Ohhh, hang on, RAISE the landing gear, I see
I'm pulling it in rather than taking it out
That makes sense
So, is she actually in the plane with me, or is she just some kind of
Are you a ghost?
I should probably be looking where I'm going
Screw it, we're not gonna crash into anything
Screw you
Can I use that skip thing? No, no no no
Another ckeckpoint, that isn't actually a checkpoint!
Haha
And also to be greatly irresponsible!
What's that?
What is the eject button?
NYYYYYYAAAAAOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
I just realised, this is a really old-schooley view
GET TO DA YACHT!
That was a terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression
Yeah, shut up
Did she just pause in her conversation for like five minutes and be all
"And now I'm going to resume"
Or was she just saying something else and it seemed to follow on?
Or is it terrible game development? Dun dun dun!
Hopefully...
Yyyyes
Northing!
How long does it take to stop a yacht?
I say without knowing anything about yachts,
or planes,
or anything really
MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWM
Oh look around
So yeah, what... does this the eject button?
Is the button he keeps using to wash his hair?
What does that sign say?
So many questions
Oh, knots, that's what the speed is
Oh, so this is-
So this is a plane that can land on water. Then why have I been failing for landing on water so many times?
Ok, granted landing upside-down isn't that great, but...
Do I need the landing gear? Probably not
Hurray! I am winner
Hang on, hang on, I've just realised.
Is she the plane?
Seriously, she says "I'm out to the wedding", but it was only
Coconut bra?
What kind of achievement is
Anyway
So yeah, it's official. Your tutor is the plane, she's a computer...
Any female computer that is your tutor has to go evil and kill you at any point
Ever since Portal, that is the law
No, no, showing me a picture of you isn't going to help now, I'm still convinced you're a computer
A plane. A computer in a plane.
Oh God, there's thirteen of these things we have to sit through
Ok, I'm just going to end the Let's Play here
Hope you've enjoyed it. It wasn't as hilariously failing as I hoped it would be, but I didn't really know what to expect, so...
there you go. See you guys later