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Sauna hands out VIP cards to recruit male patrons with 18cm johnsons
You've heard of head-hunters
but have you heard of saunas
hunting for "big johnsons"?
A Taipei male-only sauna not only stresses that
it is "completely nude,"
it tries to attract clients with "big johnsons."
As long as a client's '***' is
over 18cm long,
or over 5cm in diameter,
and is measured and certified by the store,
and photographed as part of a profile.
They are then issued a card as
a symbol of honor - the 'Big Bird' VIP card,
and get to enter the sauna for free.
went and inquired about the card at the sauna,
Apple: "Are you guys hosting a 'Big Bird Party'?"
Sauna staff: "Yes, a 'Big Bird Night.'
Guys who are 'big' can enter for free."
Apple: "Are you for real?
What is the standard?"
Sauna staff: "Over 18cm."
Apple: "Haha, inspected by you?"
Sauna staff: "I'm not kidding you! This is for real.
After the inspection these guys have become members,
or they've been inspected before.
Can you hold on a sec?
This is our 'Big Bird Card'."
The card the counter clerk is holding
is the legendary 'Big Bird Card'.
And this handsome hunk over here
has been certified as a Big Bird.
In order to investigate,
an Apple reporter paid $500NT on the seventh of this month to get into the party
and saw 20-some hunky dudes in the sauna
completely naked and walking around.
Many of the men eyed each other to compare sizes;
it was quite a scene.
Student: "If it had to be inspected by the staff...
I'd feel very awkward."
Delivery man: "Being over 18 cm
would be ..... quite hard."
Pedestrian: "VIP? Not too many people would be bigger than 18cm,
I don't know, I've never seen one."
A urologist said the average Taiwanese male erect ***
averages 9 to 11cm,
adding that even Congolese who have the largest erect penises
average 17.93 cm,
shorter than 18 cm.
Which just says how strict the sauna owner's standards are!