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The situations and/or characters in this program are fictitious,
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"The Shelter"
"Today culture advances
"hand in hand with Maxima Linares Pacheco"
The Shelter Ep. 1
Hi!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
I've always dreamt about it
and came to Buenos Aires full of fears.
I owe it all to you, thank you very much,
that's why I want to dedicate this song to you today...
Do you want an apple? Do you want an apple?
Girl! Do you want an apple? Do you want an apple, girl?
What? -Please decide quickly,
the arthritis is killing my wrist. -Thank you!
You come from afar? -From Puyen, a small village far south,
next to El Bolson. -Are you traveling alone? -Yes.
Where are you going? -To Buenos Aires, what's more,
I'll show you something.
What's that? -My demo. -What? -A demo,
namely, a CD with my songs. -I don't want to disappoint you
but do you know how many girls your age want to be singers?
I know, millions of them, but who knows,
maybe you're talking to the next best thing in pop! -Let's hope so.
This is good!
Water! Water!
The water!
See you tomorrow, Mrs. Emilia. -Dad,what happened to the water?
What are you doing half naked at the bakery, for God's sake?
Look, Mrs. Emilia's eyes are shining!
Go turn the water on, you two did this! -No! -Shut up!
Go, Mrs. Emilia, please. -The water! -Silvana! You 2 shut up!
What are these screams all about? -You cut off the water?
I'm always guilty! -Yes! -Yes! -Where have you been?
It's none of your business! -Why are you screaming?
The water was cut off! -And nobody did it,
nobody never does anything in this house! -I did it!
If the man is old enough to move out alone,
he should shower in his new home, this is not his home anymore!
C'mon, woman! -You c'mon!
Don't you realize he's too young to live alone? -I'm 20 yrs old,
mom, 20! -You're a baby! -I'm moving nearby,
what would you do if I moved abroad?
Cut it, woman! -Get out, I don't want to see him ever again!
Fran is a man now, he found a new house
and he's moving there with his friend, that's all. -Take care,
you're all wet, you'll catch a cold, take care.
Be careful with Piru, he's weird, that guy is weird.
What? Did she say he's weird?
You mean Piru is... this weird? -No, mum, no,
I mean his head is always in the clouds. -No, mom,
Piru is my best friend and he's not weird at all, trust me.
My beautiful baby, my beautiful baby.
"Lost Objects Office"
So much junk!
Piru! Piru!
Piru! What are you still doing here?
What time is it? -Your shift ended long ago, brother.
Really? -Aren't you moving to a new house today? -Right,
how could I forget? Fran will kill me if I don't get there!
Take this.
I couldn't leave without... Thanks, boss!
See you next week. -See you, bye.
Fran! Fran! Whassup, Fran? -I'm waiting for a friend,
he said he'd come half an hour ago, do you know him? He's Piru.
Yes, Piru, sometimes he's even 45 minutes late. -I'll kill you!
C'mon, cheer up, we're moving alone! -Yes! Alone at last!
You can't imagine what that house looks like,
totally furnished... It's a dream!
A dream. Have you got the keys? -Obviously, you're insulting me!
No, I'm asking because I know you, come on, show me.
Of course... -Show me the keys and we'll go.
Are you pulling my leg? -I've put them in one pocket,
I don't know which. -Show me. -Don't get anxious.
Do you or don't you have the keys? -I've brought strings.
Where are the keys, Piru? Show me the keys... -Hold on.
That house doesn't exist, I'm positive it doesn't.
For God's sake, how did I... -Look! My lucky doll, Timmy!
Piru! The house keys! Have you got them?
Hold on. -Tell me the truth right now!
I've put them there in order not to lose them. -Get on,
are you ready for a future of endless parties, women
and fiesta?
Well, Belu, here you are.
Don't move!
Uncle! I didn't know it was you! I'm sorry!
Welcome to Buenos Aires, niece! -I didn't know you'd fetch me.
Of course not. You know how to defend yourself, very good!
I was on my way to your house. Are you sure I'm not a nuisance?
Of course not, don't say that, your aunt and me are very happy
and you cousin too. -That's great, uncle,
it's been ages since we met last time.
Stop! Stop! Over there!
So?
So, what do you think?
It's perfect!
Are you sure we won't have to pay rent and expenses?
Forget about that, Fran, we're not paying anything.
My friend Cartucho got a great job in Spain
and he chose me to look after his house, isn't it beautiful?
It's all ours.
Now we inhale lots of air by the nose, exhale,
now the Greeting of the Sun, the Asian Toad,
and now I want the wheelbarrow, let's see, guys, the wheelbarrow
Very well, fantastic.
Don't tell me you're... You're Piru! -No, no, no...
I wasn't told you're so beautiful, darling! -No, no!
You're so beautiful! -He's Piru. -Hi. -You're Piru. -How are you?
Nice meeting you. -You're so silent...
You are... -Sorry, I'm Carlos,
Cartucho's brother, but you can call me Charlie.
What's up, Charlie? -Alright, I'll explain you,
I'm a Tantra teacher and they are my students, Dady,
Chilo, Pony and Sergio. Say hi, guys. -Hi! -Hi! -Hi...
Charlie, right? -Yes, Charlie.
Cartucho left me the keys in order to look after his house,
but he didn't say anything about Tantra. -I'll explain to you,
I had...
I had a fight with my boyfriend, after a 5 year relationship.
He cheated on me with another guy, a mess, he expelled me
and I didn't have anywhere to go, so I came here,
Cartucho already knows. -In short, are you living here?
Yes, but just for a few days. What do you think
if we all squeeze a little bit? We'll have a great time.
You're so cute! Come to me, come on. -Yes, yes, yes,
yes! -Yes! -Yes! -Absolutely, do you have any problem?
Fran! Fran!
Come on, Fran, don't react like this. -How can I react?
You want me to live at the "Cage Aux Folles"! -Only for 2-3 days,
4 at the most! -2-3 days... -What's the matter with Frankie?
Do you have doubts about... -I'm not in the mood, Piru!
I'm not! -Okay, okay, I didn't like the idea as well,
but we don't have any other choice. -You know what?
My mom was right, you're a disaster. -Ok, I'm a disaster,
and what are you going to do? Come back to your house? -No,
after the mess I made to leave. -So were will you go?
I don't know!
Let's go to the boarding house. Yes, the boarding house...
Last time there someone stole my bike's wheels!
Have you forgotten? -Right.
Let's think what to do. -Give me the helmet. -Let's think.
Give me the helmet. -Let's think. -Give it to me.
Let's think... -Give me the helmet... -No!
Don't move. -No, no, no,
we can explain. -Don't move and don't explain anything,
stay there. -No, we can explain. what happened... -Retreat!
What happened? -I don't know!
Come on, he's near! I've run out of gas!
Stop!
Piru!
Help me! Help me! -Okay.
Take my bag.
Hurry up! From here!
Give me the bag! -Hold on.
Faster! Faster! -I can't climb faster.
That's it, we've lost him.
Are you okay, Fran? -I can't breathe.
This arrival was Terminator's style.
I can't believe we're alive, look at the hole we made in the roof.
This...
This is...
This is a theater. How cool!
Let's search. -No, let's go away.
What for? In order to be caught by that cop? He must be outside.
No, let's stay here, maybe...
Maybe we find something, Mc Gyver. -Piru...
Come here, Piru.
Piru!
Where did I leave the horoscope?
Let's see, why are you pouting? What's the matter now?
What did mom tell you? It's bad for your skin to knit your brows.
How can I feel? That country girl will invade the house!
Don't be like that, don't forget that dad invited her, not me.
She must smell like a pig, mom, she's not sleeping in my room!
Don't worry, mom has already found a solution,
she'll sleep in the living room, I think about everything.
Can't she sleep in the backyard? -No! -She can set up a tent.
Don't be that bad, change your... -Come in. -Shut up!
Well, the cousin is here. -Belu! You are so beautiful! -Come in.
I was longing to see you! -Thanks. -You're so beautiful!
Thanks. -Look at your cousin! -Hi, Celeste, how are you?
We haven't seen each other ages. -I'm sure you'll get along.
Yes.
Piru.
This place is amazing. -Yes, a dream come true.
Unbelievable. -Let's go before someone comes...
Who's gonna come, Fran?
No one has been here for ages, don't you see?
The lights are on, Piru. -So what?
Look at this stuff here. -No one will find us if we die here.
No! If this is what I think... Look what I've found.
Fantastic! Isn't it great? -Yes, gross... -This is fabulous
We're staying here, that's it. -What?
We're staying, look at this,
we've a sofa, silence, peace... -Rats, roaches, spiders...
What's that?
What is that?
Maybe...
You behave like my younger brother.
It feels like a Tim Burton's film,
this place thrills me.
Try to figure out how many things
and how many stories happened here.
Look what I've found!
A small guitar, an old one, poor girl, who did it belong to?
I've got to fix it.
What's up? -How are you? Welcome.
How are you? Hi!
Very nice! You look great!
Fer! -Thank you! -You look great.
Facu, how are you? -You look divine, Fer! -Hold on,
thanks, girls. -Great seeing you. -Shall we meet inside?
Kisses! I'm fine, but a little nervous. I guess you're coming.
Ezequiel just sent me a message: "Congrats, leading actress".
Isn't he cute? He's the cutest.
Yes, my grandma supervised all the rehearsals,
she said I'll be fantastic.
Great, I'll wait for you, a big kiss for you, bye.
Good morning!
Don't mind me, keep on working.
You too, guys, go on rehearsing.
Jaime.
Madam. -Have you got the confirmations list? -Of course.
Have you checked the seats have their corresponding names?
Of course, every seat has a name on it, is it okay? -As usual.
Thank you.
The lights technicians! Come on, Walter, hurry up!
The seats! Look what time is it, the event is about to begin!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Martin, come here, please.
How's everything? -We're almost done. -"Almost"?
I've heard that word a lot lately,
everything would be ready now if I'd hired an efficient staff.
They are doing their best... -That's not enough, my dear,
don't you get how important this event is? -Yes, yes.
Journalists from the town's main newspapers will be here,
everything must be perfect. -It will, it will be perfect.
Martin, how does Fernanda look? How's she? -She'll be fantastic.
I trust you. -That's the right thing to do, excuse me.
Conceited.
Keep on.
What a beautiful dress, girls, I'll wear it, I love it.
Do you like it? -I think you should put some more lipstick.
What about the hair? I wanted it Angelina Jolie's style.
Don't forget to paint your nails like Paris Hilton's.
Don't worry, Fer, you'll hardly be seen.
"Hardly be seen?" What do you mean? -I mean,
there are so many people on stage, the special effects...
Don't say that, Cecilia.
What did I say? -Enough, let's go get some water.
Okay, bye, Fer. -Bye.
Where is Coco, Fer? -I don't know, he's your boyfriend.
He's your best friend, you always know where he is.
Don't be paranoid, Clara, he'll turn up any moment. -You see?
The show is about to begin and he's nowhere to be found,
he doesn't even answer the phone! -Look at me!
How do I look? -Divine. -Obviously.
Please, God, make my hair look great.
You're so beautiful, you're too good to be only a costumes girl.
C'mon, Coki! -Really, if I were Maxima
you'd be the leading actress.
Coco. -Clarita!
Coco! -Yes, Clari, here I am! -Where were you, Coco?
I was looking for you, love, where were you?
I've been looking after you for 2 hours.
Yes, a button came off my shirt and I came to fix it.
Are you ready for the debut?
I'm a bit nervous. -Take it easy, you look fantastic.
Do you like it? -Yes, everything will be alright. -Kiss me.
You really look great. -I love you very much. -Me too.
Let's go, it's late. -Okay, but take it easy. -Yes.
Hi, welcome, Lipstick TV has come to show you
what's going on at the Linares Pacheco Academy today,
the great opening night of the season.
How are you, Maxima. -How do you do, darling?
You're so cute, has someone told you you look like Demi Moore?
It's a pleasure for me to have you here
since you've always been so considerate to us,
you come every year to our opening night.
As usual, there are lots of students waiting,
expecting to find that way,
and with God's help, they'll be famous.
We continue here at the Pacheco Linares Academy,
this is one of the dressing rooms in which the girls
are trying the costumes and applying make up.
This is Violet, she's a student at the Academy
and she'll tell us what's like to study at the Pacheco Academy.
You've lots of things to do at the Academy,
theater, movement, singing,
all the different ways to express yourself.
Every student finds out which discipline suits him best
and then... You find what you like most.
Come with me, we'll keep on discovering new places
at this incredible Academy.
To my Lipstick TV friends, a huge kiss.
Bye bye.
Excuse me, madam. -Yes. -Time has come. -Okay,
excuse me. -Thank you. -You're welcome.
Please do sit down. Would you sit down?
Please sit down, Martin. -Hi. -Hi. -Are you ready?
Yes, we're about to begin. -Okay. -Please sit down.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, dear. Hello!
Hello, testing, 1, 2, 3, do you hear me? -Yes.
What a silly question, of course you do!
All the people here, the sound and scenery people,
have worked very hard for this.
Let's give them an ovation before we go on!
Since... Since no one is perfect,
please let me apologize for any involuntary mistake,
everyone here has done its best.
I want to welcome the students, the teachers,
the parents, my friends the reporters.
We are here today to start a new school year
at the Linares Pacheco Academy, for that reason we've prepared
a musical with a magnificent choreography, all of us,
under the direction of our excellent teacher,
Narvaez, a round of applause for him!
Well, I won't hold you back any longer. Music, please!
It's garbage! Garbage!
How can you greet such junk?
How can you like this?
Confetti, lights, smoke,
lots of smiles, everybody is high!
Poor girls! A huge production
in order to hide the most absolute lack of talent!
Don't touch me!
Would you come with me, gentleman? -Of course,
Mrs. Principal.
Who's that guy? -I don't know.
How you dare make such a fuss in my Academy?
You know perfectly well why I've come,
do you think I was going to keep quiet after reading this?
"My Art Academy is growing,
"that's why I'm planning to open a new school
"in what is known today as the old abandoned theater."
So what? Isn't it my right?
That place means a lot to me too. -Don't be cynical!
And you shouldn't be so resentful.
I'm not to blame that you've become a failure.
If you don't want people to mess with you, don't mess with me!
The theater is mine! No one will take it away from me!
That man is Amadeo Echevarry? -Yes. -I thought he was...
Dead. He is, Martin,
that man is a living corpse. -But he's a great musician
and played the piano... -Let's not waste our time on him.
Let's go, we've some explanations to give.
Sir! You owe me an apology! I'm Fernanda Linares Pacheco!
Maxima's granddaughter. -Yes, I'm Maxima's granddaughter.
Your being famous doesn't give you any right to do what you did
We've worked very hard for this musical,
we've spent hours practicing every single correct step!
It's about time to stop being correct
and to begin being an artist! You don't get a word I say,
you've to be an artist in order to understand another artist.
You don't like what I say, do you? That's why you're here,
in this crystal bubble created by your grandmother,
where everyone will tell you what you want to hear,
that you're fantastic, amazing, magnificent, that's the problem!
That's the problem!
Well, it works like this,
it's easy but tricky as well. -That's perfect, uncle.
I'll give you the blankets, you know how to make the bed?
Yes. -Very good, do that. -Okay, okay.
Belu, I'll make you an extra pair of keys,
so you can be independent. -Thanks. -Be careful at night,
this neighborhood is packed with bums like those...
Yes, uncle. -Like the ones that broke my car today.
I'll catch them. -Uncle. -What?
Thanks for all, I'm so happy here! Thank you. -Me too.
Make your bed. -Yes.
Once when you were a child we were eating at your parents',
your parents and some friends of mine were there, you appeared
with a feather duster as if it were a microphone. -Yes!
How embarrasing! -That was fantastic!
You shut all of us up and that's not an easy task.
Well, mom taught me.
Your mom, she also wanted to sing,
but that's it, it's over, now she has her house, her children,
her small ranch... -Yes. -And it's shining now, excellent.
Well, if you need anything, call me. -Okay, uncle.
See you tomorrow. -Don't worry, bye, see you tomorrow.
Celeste! How are you? -Okay.
Are you making yourself comfortable? -Yes,
I'm making the bed and arranging my stuff.
Do you want to drink some aromatic tea I've brought?
No, I don't like tea.
Besides, I'm going out now, maybe some other day.
Bye. -Bye.
No one stole the bike, at last something doesn't go wrong!
Listen, Fran.
You've fixed it, how did you do that?
I put new strings, it's always good to have some spare strings.
"A wary musician always has a band", never forget that.
I'm exhausted, Piru, your friend Cartucho left us stranded,
the policeman that chased us and the fall from the roof,
I'm dead! -Speaking of the policeman,
the girl beside him was beautiful, wasn't she? -No,
I couldn't see her, I was so enthralled looking at my helmet
flying, hitting and smashing the patrol's windshield! I'm sorry,
next time I'll pay attention more closely.
I saw her.
She's so beautiful, She has those eyes...
Eyes like... Do you remember that poem that says...
"Oceanic eyes, sea-like eyes..." -Head or tail?
Head. What for? -If head, you sleep on the sofa,
if tail, I sleep on the sofa and you sleep on the floor.
Yes, grandma, come in.
I've come to kiss you good night.
It's been a long day and I'm tired.
Congratulations, you were great today. -Thanks.
Grandma. -Darling.
You don't believe what that man said, that the musical was junk?
That man is nuts, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
What's that? -I've been searching in the net,
Amadeo Echevarry was much more than a great musician. Listen:
"Amadeo Echevarry, the great musician..." -I'm tired!
Listen, that bum doesn't even have a place to live,
if he were so brilliant,
he wouldn't be living in an abandoned theater.
He lives at the abandoned theater? -Please, Fernanda,
forget about Amadeo Echevarry.
Have some rest, sweet dreams.
Who are you? What are you doing here?
You've come to steal? -No, sir! -Yes! -No, sir, no,
we're not thieves! -No? How did you get in?
That way! -We came in that way! -That way?
You've done that to the roof? -No! -No!
The construction wasn't solid... -I can explain... -Nothing!
I'll kill you both!
Leave that guitar! -No!
Get out! Get out! -Sorry! Sorry! -This is my theater!
Get out! This theater is mine!
Now we're un deep trouble, where will we go now?
How can I know? How come we are so unlucky?
Well, we can look at the bright side,
what else could happen to us?
What do you have against me, God? What did I do to you?
What did I do? -Yes, it's the karma,
no doubt, in India the say... -Don't give a damn about India,
I don't care! -Calm down, Fran. -I won't! What's the matter?
Are you bored? Are you going to send me something else?
Why don't you send us a hailstorm or acid rain?
Maybe a lightning? To cut me in half!
Stop it, we may really get killed.
Forgive me, Frankie. -There's nothing to forgive you about,
we're great. -Do you have any idea?
To die of pneumonia, hunger or the Chicken Flu. -Really,
we can go to the boarding house,
maybe there... No, of course not...
What are you doing here still? -What's the matter?
Are you going go expel us from here too? -No.
You fixed this guitar?
I didn't fix it, I've just put new strings and cleaned it up.
And you tuned it too. Very nice. -Just by ear.
That's the most important thing, to do it by ear. -Thanks.
Listen, maestro, what happened to the roof
was just bad luck, we didn't mean... -Okay!
Listen, let's do something.
Tonight, and only tonight, you can stay
and tomorrow you'll fix the roof, okay?
Immediately. -Good. -Immediately. -Okay. -Listen,
we're good guys, we're good hearted guys,
he and me are... -We are not going to be friends,
tomorrow you fix the ceiling and leave. Bye.
No, no, no, not in the neck. -I won't do anything to you.
You may leave marks,
are you going to behave? -Yes. -You promise? -Yes.
The phone. -Who calls now? -It must be my girlfriend.
Don't answer. -Fernanda.
Hi, Fer. -Coco, you've got to do me a favor.
I thought you wanted us to be just friends. -Don't be a jerk,
I need you to come with me to the abandoned theater.
Where? What do you want to do there, Fer? -I'll explain you,
are you coming to fetch me up? -It's night now,
that neighborhood is dangerous. -Okay, I'm going alone.
Hold on, Fer... -If you're not here in 15 minutes,
I'll go alone and if something happens to me
you'll regret it, Coco. -Wait, I'll fetch you...
Fernanda? Fernanda?
She hung up. -Don't pay attention to her.
Come here. -No, wait, wait...
Piru.
Piru, Piru,
Piru, Piru, Piru... -Are you awake? Listen,
listen to this idea of mine.
That's great, but I need to sleep, Piru,
can you play silently? -Rain inspires me the most, listen,
listen to this part.
What a nuisance! -You've really got bad vibes,
I'll have to play somewhere else.
You'll see you'll need me to sing you a song some time.
"The meaning of your love
"I remember you at every sunset
"I don't have it anymore and it won't
"happen again with you
"The meaning of your love
"I remember you at every sunset
"I don't have it anymore and it won't
"happen again with you."
You're the guy of the helmet. -Piru.
But this song... -I'm Piru, who are you?
Belu.
Who are they? -I've got no idea. -Wait,where are you going?
Hold on, Fernanda!
Piru, what are you doing outside?