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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY...
- I DON'T CALL MY WIFE A [bleep].
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- THAT'S RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
- TERESA WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
- HOW 'BOUT WE DON'T WANNA HAVE NOTHING TO DO
WITH [bleep] HER?
- THIS FAMILY'S SUCH A MESS.
- THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT--
GOING ON A STRESS RELIEF RETREAT.
MORE THAN ANYTHING, I WANT TO DO THIS RETREAT FOR MY DAD.
HOPEFULLY, WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK.
- WHY DON'T WE ALL GO AND WE HASH IT OUT?
YOU GUYS TOO.
- OH, [bleep], NO.
I'LL TAKE THAT. HI.
YOU STILL WANT ME TO GO ON THE RETREAT?
- JAN TOLD ME, TERESA, AND KIM D.
THAT YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND.
- THIS GIRL WAS IN MY WEDDING.
HOW DID SHE END UP WITH YOU AND MY SISTER-IN-LAW
TALKING [bleep] ABOUT ME?
PACK YOUR BAGS.
LET'S PUT AN END TO THIS BULL[bleep] ONCE AND FOR ALL,
BECAUSE I'M DONE.
[upbeat music]
- LOVE ME OR HATE ME... [chuckles]
I ALWAYS SPEAK THE TRUTH.
- SEXY LIFE, LOYAL WIFE.
TAKE A PAGE FROM MY BOOK.
- HATERS ARE GONNA HATE...
[screams]
BUT I JUST LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
- I'VE FACED MY SHARE OF CHALLENGES,
BUT I'M TOUGHER THAN I LOOK.
- IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT,
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
♪ ♪
- WE GOT A STRIPPER IN THE HOUSE.
DANCE, BABY, DANCE.
JOEY, I WANNA SEE YOU DANCE.
[laughs] OOH, GOOD ONE.
♪ ♪
[laughs]
HE'S MICHAEL JACKSON.
[imitates Michael Jackson] HEE-HEE.
I'M GONNA MISS THEM.
I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO FOR TWO DAYS--STOP.
[laughs] WHERE YOU GOING, JOEY?
YOU GOING BUH-BYE?
JOE, WHAT DO WE NEED?
LIKE, EVERYTHING REALLY WARM CLOTHES, RIGHT?
- OH, WHO CARES WHAT YOU WEAR? IT'S GONNA BE MISERABLE ANYWAY.
- IF WE COME OUT OF IT SAYING, "HEY, STOP TALKING ABOUT US,
"STOP BRINGING US UP,
"STOP HAVING DINNERS WITH MY OLD FRIENDS
AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN FIND ON ME,"
I'LL BE HAPPY.
TERESA IS DELUSIONAL.
SHE PLOTS HER LITTLE SCHEMES
AND THEN TURNS AROUND AND SAYS, "MELISSA, YOU BROKE MY FAMILY
AND YOU'RE KEEPING THIS FAMILY APART."
BULL[bleep].
- SHE HAS TO STOP STABBING US IN THE BACK,
STOP TRYING TO PUT ALL THIS DIRTY STUFF ABOUT US OUT THERE.
SHE HAS NO DESIRE TO MAKE UP WITH YOU, OKAY?
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO RESPECT YOU OR LIKE YOU.
- NO, SHE DOESN'T. WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
- THAT'S RIGHT. SHE NEVER WILL.
I WANT TO GO AND CONFRONT TERESA.
SHE HAS THIS ARMY BEHIND HER THAT'S SPREADING
THESE ALLEGATIONS ABOUT MY WIFE.
I'M [bleep] PISSED. WHAT IS SHE DOING?
- YOU AND JOE. HOW IS THAT GONNA BE?
JUST, "HEY, HOW ARE YOU?" AND-- - NO.
IT'S JUST, "DON'T LOOK AT ME, I WON'T LOOK AT YOU."
THAT'S IT. THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH HIM.
WE DON'T HAVE TO RECONCILE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO? JUST KEEP THE PEACE.
- THAT'S YOUR GOAL? - THAT'S MY GOAL.
- OH, MY GOSH, TONIA.
- THEY PACKED THEIR CLOTHES.
YOU GUYS AREN'T COMING WITH US.
NONNI'S COMING TO BABYSIT YOU.
[laughs]
SHE PACKED A PICTURE OF JESUS AND THE BIBLE.
THEY THINK I'M GONNA NEED THOSE.
- AND YOU NEED A UNICORN TO SLEEP WITH.
- I'LL JUST STICK WITH THE BIBLE.
- JOE, BRING YOUR SUITCASE UP HERE.
COME ON, BABE, WE GOTTA GO.
- GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE WITCH.
- ALL RIGHT, STOP IT.
- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
- [panting] - [laughs]
DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST ALREADY?
[laughs] - AAH!
- ARE YOU GONNA MISS MOMMY?
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO LAKE GEORGE, ON A RETREAT.
IT'S ONLY ADULTS GOING.
[laughs] YOU CAN'T FIT IN THERE.
HI, HONEY. - WHAT'S UP?
NO, NO, I DON'T WANNA BE THE MONSTER, I'M TIRED.
- YEAH! - YEAH!
- ALL RIGHT, BE THE MONSTER FOR THEM.
- [exhales]
[growls]
- [screams]
- [growls] - [laughs]
- [snorting]
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD.
[growls, laughs]
- ♪ NA, NA, NA-NA, NA ♪ - YOU GUYS ARE TIRING ME OUT
BEFORE I GO TO THIS DAMN THING.
WHAT'RE WE DOING ANYWAY?
- I HAVE RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS COMING UP THERE.
THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO HELP US COMMUNICATE.
- DIDN'T YOUSE TRY THIS [bleep] ALREADY?
- NO, WE DID THERAPY--ONCE.
- BE CAREFUL ABOUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
WALKING AWAY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
- AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TRY THIS.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I MIGHT SEEM REALLY CALM ON THE OUTSIDE,
BUT I'M REALLY ANXIOUS ON THE INSIDE.
I FEEL LIKE MY BROTHER AND I ARE RIDING A ROLLER COASTER,
AND I JUST WANT THIS CRAZY [bleep] RIDE TO END.
[exhales]
- MAMA!
- HOPEFULLY WE'LL BECOME STRONGER THAN EVER.
- ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL
WE'RE EVEN GOING TO THIS THING.
- RICH, LET'S JUST BE THERE AS, LIKE, A CALMING FORCE.
YOU GOT IT, BABY. ANYTHING YOU SAY.
WHAT TIME IS THIS PARTY BUS GETTING HERE?
- IT SHOULD BE HERE SOON.
I'M TIRED OF THE ISSUES WITH MY COUSIN.
PUNCHES WERE BEING THROWN, AUDRIANA WAS LEFT ALONE.
- KATH, DO NOT GO THERE!
- IT IS VERY NICE TO SEE YOU.
- OH, NOW IT'S NICE TO SEE ME, RIGHT?
- SHE'S SUCH A [bleep] ***.
- JOE AND I LOVED SPENDING TIME WITH MY BROTHER AND MELISSA.
- THIS RETREAT MAY BE EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.
NOBODY'S GONNA LEAVE UNTIL WE GET THIS RESOLVED...
OR WE DIE TRYING.
- I JUST HOPE WE PACK ENOUGH *** FOR THIS TRIP.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS WEATHER. UGH!
IT'S GONNA BE COLD AND RAINY.
[snow crunches] UGH...
- GO GET THEM. KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
[beeping]
- HEY.
- HEY--[laughs] YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOOK GOOD, GIRL. - LET'S GO.
- DAMN, THIS *** IS ALL GLAMMED UP.
- THIS IS MY BAG, THIS IS HER BAG.
- JOE, THIS IS MY BAG, BRO. WHERE THE *** IS AT.
- I LIKE THE HAT. - THANK YOU.
- HOW'S IT GOING, BABY?
- I DON'T THINK THIS TRIP TO LAKE GEORGE
IS GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I'VE NEVER HEARD TERESA
ADMIT TO ANYTHING SHE'S DONE WRONG.
I DON'T EVEN THINK TERESA KNOWS HOW TO SPELL "RETREAT."
WHAT'RE WE GOING UP THERE FOR?
- FOR PROGRESS. - OH, YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT?
LISTEN, YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
JUST AS APPREHENSIVE AS WE ARE,
I'M SURE THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY FEELING THE SAME WAY TOO.
LIKE, IT'S EASIER TO AVOID THIS [bleep]
THAN TO DEAL WITH IT.
- IF IT'S TO THIS POINT NOW, THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT
IS TO HAVE OUTSIDERS COME IN AND HELP YOU GET THROUGH
JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW.
- WHO GAVE TERESA THE IDEA WITH THIS? YOU?
- SHE BROUGHT IT UP.
TERESA KNOWS AN EXPERT IN RELATIONSHIPS.
DR. V.
- DR. VAJAYJAY?
- [laughs] - WHEN I SEE TWO PEOPLE--
- OH, [bleep].
- I WENT TO THERAPY WITH TERESA. DIDN'T HELP.
WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME AGAIN.
- MAYBE IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT WAY.
EVEN IF YOU INCH THIS MUCH FURTHER...
- NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL BE, LIKE, THIS MUCH BACK.
- IT HURTS ME TO SEE MY FAMILY
RIDICULE AND MAKE FUN OF THIS RETREAT.
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO OPEN UP THEIR MIND
AND MOST OF ALL, OPEN UP THEIR HEART.
- LISTEN, THE MANZOS AND THE LAURITAS--
BY THEM NOT COMING TO THIS TRIP--
GAVE HER SUCH A BIG [bleep] PASS, 'CAUSE THEY KNOW.
THEY USED TO HEAR IT RIGHT FROM HER MOUTH
ABOUT MY WIFE AND ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
- OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
- AND 'CAUSE THEY CAN CALL HER OUT ON STUFF.
- IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HAVE AN EXTRA MOUTHPIECE.
- I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE SOMEBODY
THAT'S IN COMPETITION,
TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY THEY'RE NOT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE.
JOE, TO ME, IS-- HE'S A FAKE.
- TERESA WANTS ME TO GO THROUGH
WHAT SHE GOES THROUGH IN HER LIFE,
AND I FEEL LIKE SHE'S SO MAD THAT JOE EMBRACES ME
AND HE COMES HOME EVERY NIGHT,
AND MAYBE IT'S DIFFERENT OVER THERE.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR TO ME.
- THEY DON'T HAVE A *** MARRIAGE.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET UP TO THE CASTLE.
ARE YOU EXCITED?
- YEAH, I'M JUST, LIKE, SO EXCITED, HONEY.
- [laughs]
EVERYBODY'S COMING.
ROSIE INVITED JACQUELINE AND CAROLINE.
I MEAN, I'M FINE WITH CAROLINE. JACQUELINE, UM...
THE OTHER DAY I CALLED KATHY ABOUT THE RETREAT,
AND JACQUELINE RIPS THE PHONE OUT OF KATHY'S HAND.
ROSIE INVITED JACQUELINE AND I'M FINE WITH THAT.
OBVIOUSLY, I DARE HER TO CONFRONT ME FACE TO FACE,
'CAUSE SHE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M NOT SPEAKING TO MY BROTHER AND MELISSA.
- SHE'S A WHACK JOB.
SHE'S TEXTING ME SAYING HOW ME AND CHRIS COULD--
COULD STILL BE FRIENDS.
I TEXT BACK, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE HER NUMBER
CLICKED INTO MY PHONE, SO I'M LIKE, "WHO IS THIS?"
AND THEN SHE'S LIKE,
"JACQUELINE," LIKE SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M LIKE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON?
- COMING UP NEXT...
- THE WHOLE TERESA STUFF-- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
I IMPULSIVELY TWEETED SOMETHING.
- AND SHE'S TWEETING, CALLING ME A MORON.
- I GET IT, I GET IT. I MEAN, WHATEVER, BABE.
HE'S YOUR BROTHER. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME YOU TRY,
HE ACTS LIKE A LITTLE IDIOT.
HE GOES TO THAT TANNING BOOTH TOO MUCH OVER THERE.
I THINK ALL THAT TANNING IS SIZZLING HIS BRAIN.
- WHA--IT'S A RETREAT.
- I CAN'T BE SITTING AROUND TOO MUCH
AND JUST, LIKE, LISTENING TO CRAP ALL DAY.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. I'LL GO OUTTA MY MIND.
- WOW, LOOK HOW PRETTY.
- BABE, IS THAT YOURS? - NO.
I WORKED REALLY *** THIS, PUTTING THIS ALL TOGETHER.
- DOING A GOOD JOB SO FAR.
[knock at door]
- HI. - HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- WELCOME. - THANK YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS IN PERSON, TOO.
I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS LITTLE EVENT.
SO, UH, WE'RE-- - TERESA. YES.
I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE.
- WE'RE VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT HAVING YOU GUYS HERE.
- THANK YOU. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THE CASTLE, IT'S SO ORNATE. I JUST HOPE THERE'S NO GHOSTS.
'CAUSE THEY DEFINITELY HAVE A WITCH COMING.
SO MAYBE THEY'LL GET ALONG. NO--[laughs]
- NOW I'M GONNA--JUST GONNA SHOW YOU KIND OF UPSTAIRS
AND SOME OF THE DIFFERENT PLACES
UP THROUGH THE INN ITSELF, OKAY?
- OKAY, YES.
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- I'VE GOT A THRILL FOR YOU COMING UP.
YOU MIGHT EVEN PEE YOUR PANTS.
- I DON'T TRUST YOUR FACE.
[laughs] - COME ON. COME ON.
I'M NOT GOING TO THE RETREAT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WHERE I STAND IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TERESA, IT'S THERE.
IF I GO, I'LL PROBABLY WIND UP WITH A TARGET ON MY HEAD,
AND I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
- HERE'S TO MY BABY PRINCESS, LITTLE CHUNK.
- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- IMAGINE HOW PRISTINE AND AMAZING THIS WAS
300 YEARS AGO.
- IMAGINE YOUR FATHER GOING OVER THIS THING
ON THE LITTLE-- - ON A MOTORCYCLE.
- ON A MOTORCYCLE, HANGING DOWN THE--
- HE WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
- ALBERT HAS THIS FIXATION WITH THE PATERSON FALLS.
WHEN HE WAS A KID, HIS DAD HELPED BUILD THAT PARK.
AND HE USED TO MOTORCYCLE ACROSS THE BRIDGE,
AND HIS FATHER WAS 400 POUNDS.
WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY IF HE SAW ALL THIS NOW?
HE PUT HIS HEART AND SOUL INTO MAKING THESE...
- THIS LOOKED VERY PRETTY. - LITTLE RIDGES.
- SPENT HOURS AND HOURS FIXING IT UP.
MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL FIX IT UP WITH MY OWN MONEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HIS MIND.
IS HE MISSING HIS DAD? IS HE THINKING ABOUT HIS DAD?
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM.
- SO HERE'S THE THING.
TO HONOR MY FATHER, WITH ALL THE COURAGE HE HAD,
YOU HONOR HIS MEMORY
BY WALKING ACROSS THE FOOTBRIDGE.
- I DON'T HAVE TO WALK OVER THERE.
- YEAH, YOU DO. - ALBERT, LISTEN TO--
LISTEN TO ME. - [laughs]
WHAT'S WRONG? - I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
- IT'S NOT HIGH.
- AND IT'S A TINY, LITTLE BRIDGE.
ALBERT, LOOK HOW HIGH IT IS.
AND LOOKIT, YOU CAN FALL OFF THE SIDE.
ALBERT, IT'S TOO HIGH!
IT'S TOO HIGH! LOOK AT THE WATER!
- NO, IT'S NOT TOO HIGH. COME ON. COME ON.
- AL--WALK [bleep] FAST, AL.
AL, WALK FAST OR I'M GONNA [bleep]--
[laughing]
COME ON!
[laughs]
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- [laughs] I DID IT.
- YOU'RE GOOD. NOW WAS THAT SO BAD?
- NO, AND I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN.
- YOU ARE MRS. WHATEVER I AM, OKAY?
- NO. - JUST GET USED TO THAT.
- I DID THIS FOR YOU
SO WE COULD SAY THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW START
OF US DOING FUN THINGS TOGETHER.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
- WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
- YOU'RE STARTING TO REALLY THINK ABOUT TAKING MORE TIME
AWAY FROM WORK AND JUST TO GO AND, LIKE--
YOU LOVE TO DO SO MANY GREAT THINGS.
YOU KNOW, AND YOU DON'T GET TO DO ANYTHING.
YOUR KIDS ARE GROWN NOW,
NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO START DOING THINGS--
- YEAH, BUT THEY-- YEAH, BUT LOOK,
IF I THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND THAT I COULD STOP WORKING
AND YOU GUYS DID NOT NEED ME FOR FINANCIAL BACKUP,
I WOULD HAVE ALREADY QUIT.
I COULD QUIT.
- I'M SAYING TAKE MORE TIME
AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE.
- I ALREADY SAID I WANT TO.
BUT IT DOESN'T-- IT'S NOT SO PERFECTLY EASY.
- WHEN AL WAS 23, HE LOST HIS DAD, SUDDENLY AND TRAGICALLY,
AND HE HAD THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS SHOULDERS.
HE WORKS SO FEVERISHLY, 'CAUSE IN HIS CRAZY HEAD
I THINK HE KNOWS HIS FATHER'S WATCHING
AND HE WANTS TO SAY, "LOOK WHAT I DID."
I FEEL LIKE HE SACRIFICED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR HIS FAMILY,
AND I WANT HIM TO ENJOY HIS NOW.
- SO FOR A LITTLE WHILE, I'M GONNA BE STILL WORKING.
BUT YOU CAN START TO SEE
SOME LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
HOW'S THAT? IS THAT A GOOD DEAL?
- I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.
- SANTINO, QUIT POOPING ON THE DECK!
SO LAZY.
HI. - HELLO.
NICK.
- THAT WAS SO NICE OF YOU TO STOP BY.
DID YOU MISS ME OR SOMETHING?
- I WAS JUST DRIVING BY AND I WANTED TO STOP IN REAL QUICK,
GRAB A SNACK, AND GO BACK TO WORK.
- OKAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- SLICE UP SOME SAUSAGE OR WHATEVER.
- OKAY.
I THINK SANTINO'S GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.
HE JUST [bleep] ON THE DECK.
DO YOU THINK HE'S JEALOUS
OF THE ATTENTION NICHOLAS IS GETTING?
- I DON'T KNOW, I THINK-- I THINK HE'S SPOILED.
AND NICK'S COME A LONG WAY.
WE'LL CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS EVERY DAY.
AND WHEN I LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS
WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR THEIR FAMILIES,
AND I SEE WHEN THEY'RE FIGHTING
OVER [bleep] THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING,
I JUST SIT THERE AND SAY TO MYSELF,
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME."
- THAT'S WHY, YOU KNOW, CERTAIN THINGS
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, THE WHOLE, YOU KNOW, TERESA STUFF.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
WHEN I HEARD HER VOICE ON THE PHONE WITH KATHY,
BLAMING ME FOR HER FAMILY,
LIKE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY LIKE, "QUIT SAYING THAT."
[dog growls]
THAT'S WHY I'M LIKE, MAKE UP WITH THEM,
DON'T MAKE UP WITH THEM, I DON'T CARE, WHATEVER.
TO HAVE HER SAY THAT I RUINED HER FAMILY,
THAT WAS LIKE A KICK IN THE STOMACH.
[bleep] HER.
GO ON THIS FAMILY RETREAT?
I'D RATHER GET MY LIPS WAXED. ALL OF THEM.
AFTER I HAD THAT CONVERSATION WITH TERESA,
I IMPULSIVELY TWEETED,
"WHEN YOU ARGUE WITH A MORON, YOU BECOME A MORON."
IT WAS LIKE A SPONTANEOUS THING.
- YOU'RE--YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME AND ENERGY
ON SOMETHING THAT MEANS NOTHING.
THIS LAKE GEORGE TRIP IS FOR THE GORGAS AND THE GIUDICES.
THE FAMILY SHOULD WORK OUT THEIR ISSUES ALONE,
SO I'M REALLY HAPPY WE'RE NOT GONNA GO OUT THERE
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN STUPID DRAMA.
I GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK.
THANK YOU FOR THE SNACK.
NO. - [laughs]
- YOU KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA LAUGH MY *** OFF?
WE'LL PROBABLY WALK IN THERE
WITH WORK BOOTS, JEANS, AND SWEATERS,
[bleep] NUMB NUTS ARE GONNA HAVE PROBABLY AN EVENING GOWN ON.
- [laughs] - A LONG, GREEN ONE.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. WE'RE HERE, GUYS.
- OH, IT IS PRETTY. LOOKIT.
- IT'S KINDA CREEPY, THIS PLACE, RIGHT?
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'M EXPECTING, LIKE, AN OLD MAID TO ANSWER THE DOOR.
[knock at door]
- IS THERE AN INNKEEPER?
THERE'S GOTTA BE.
- YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK DOWN THE DOOR!
- OH, THERE WE GO.
- FIGURED THAT WAS ROSIE BANGING.
- WE THOUGHT YOU FORGOT US. - THOUGHT NOBODY WAS HERE.
- WELCOME TO THE ERLOWEST.
- THIS IS COOL.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HI. HOW YOU DOING?
- WHAT, DID YOU JUST COME BACK FROM THE MILITARY?
- YEAH, I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE MILITARY.
- [chuckles]
- HI. - HEY.
- TERESA OPENS THE DOOR TO THIS CASTLE,
AND IT'S LIKE, "HI, GUYS!" SHE'S A HAPPY WITCH.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S MY EVIL STEPSISTER.
[whimpers]
- WHAT'S UP? - HI.
- UNBELIEVABLE. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S UP, MAN?
- HOW WAS YOUR RIDE? - IT WAS GOOD.
- I GUESS THEY'RE COMING SEPARATE?
CAROLINE AND JACQUELINE? - OH.
THEY'RE NOT COMING.
- OH, NOT EVEN CAROLINE?
- MM-MM. - OH.
- THEY FIGURED THAT IT WOULDN'T BE A GOOD--
GOOD FOR THEM TO BE HERE.
IT JUST-- IT'S A FAMILY THING.
SHE'S BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME WITH NICK TOO,
SO SHE JUST WANTED TO STAY HOME.
- REALLY? A HARD TIME WITH NICK?
AND SHE WAS TWEETING TWO DAYS AGO ABOUT ME...
CALLING ME A MORON. - YOU KNOW WHAT, TRE?
WE'RE HERE TO DEAL WITH OUR STUFF RIGHT NOW.
I COULD SEE WHERE TERESA'S COMING FROM.
THAT TWEET WASN'T SUCH A GREAT IDEA,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT.
I'M NOT GETTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RIGHT NOW,
'CAUSE TERESA WILL USE THAT AS AMMO
AND TELL JACQUELINE,
"JACQUELINE, EVEN KATHY SAID YOU WERE WRONG."
- DID YOU SEE?
I KNOW YOU'RE ON TWITTER ACTIVELY.
- I DON'T LOOK AT TWITTER.
I TELL YOU THAT ALL THE TIME.
YOU ALWAYS TALK TO ME ABOUT TWITTER.
- SINCE YOU GUYS HANG OUT WITH HER,
YOU DIDN'T ASK HER, LIKE--
- I HAVEN'T SEEN JACQUELINE.
- I'M JUST SAYING, NEXT TIME YOU GUYS SEE HER, LET HER KNOW.
- I'M NOT GONNA DISCUSS YOU WITH HER.
LET'S TALK ABOUT US.
I KINDA ZONE OUT WHEN TERESA STARTS TALKING ABOUT JACQUELINE.
MOVE ON.
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYBODY WHO'S NOT HERE.
I'M JUST LIKE, "SHUT UP."
- ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS--
WELL, YOU GUYS, THE TAVERN, THE DINING ROOM.
AND I'M JUST GONNA SHOW YOU THE BEDROOMS NOW.
[all chattering] - I'LL GRAB YOUR BAG.
ARE YOU GOING AWAY FOR A MONTH OVER HERE IN THIS THING?
- OH, THIS IS NICE. WHERE'S THE JACUZZI?
WHAT IS THIS, ANOTHER ROOM?
- YEAH, THIS IS OUR ROOM.
SO YOU GUYS WILL SEE EVERYTHING.
- I GOT--I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN SOME OF THIS DOWN.
IT'S HOT AS HELL IN HERE.
- MAN, IT'S HOT IN HERE. I GOTTA SHUT THIS THING OFF.
- COMING UP...
- WHY DON'T YOU STAY OUT OF IT, JOE?
- YOU TWO FIGHT MORE THAN YOU AND I FIGHT.
WE'RE ASKING YOU, ON OUR FRIGGIN' KNEES,
TO STOP HURTING US!
- I LIKE THAT THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE,
BUT IT'S [bleep] WEIRD, THOUGH,
THIS WHOLE, LIKE, SITUATION.
ISN'T IT? - IT'S A LITTLE STRANGE.
- YEAH, IT'S LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I'M MEETING AND GREETING
STRANGERS, MAN, IT'S WEIRD.
- SO WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR BROTHER BEING HERE?
- I WAS HAPPY TO SEE HIM.
- HE'S A LITTLE TAN, AIN'T HE?
- DON'T YOU START.
IF THEY START, THEN YOU COULD GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO THEM.
- I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'.
- JUST BE--BE COOL. YOU KNOW?
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? HUH?
- LAST TIME I MADE YOU WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN,
AND THIS TIME, I AM GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR LEAD.
- FELT A LITTLE AWKWARD, YOU KNOW, COMING IN
AND, YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S MY OWN SISTER.
- IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE,
BFFs AND [bleep] RIGHT NOW.
- I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT ANGRY ANYMORE, REALLY, WITH HER.
- SEE, THE THING IS,
WHEN I SEE HER, I'M, LIKE, GOOD.
I STILL HAVE LOVE
IN MY HEART FOR TERESA, AND I ALWAYS WILL.
BUT IT'S VERY UPSETTING
THAT ANY ISSUES THAT WERE BETWEEN TERESA AND I
NOW HAVE TRICKLED DOWN TO OUR PARENTS.
SO I'M GONNA GIVE IT MY BEST EFFORT
TO TRY AND HELP FIX THIS FAMILY.
- TODAY WHEN WE JUST WALKED IN HERE, SHE WAS, LIKE, SAYING,
"DID YOU SEE HOW JACQUELINE WAS TWEETING ME ABOUT MORON?
- BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT, OR I-- - NO, I DIDN'T SEE IT EITHER.
- I DIDN'T EITHER. - BUT MY RES--MY RESPONSE--
RICHIE'S RESPONSE-- WAS, LIKE,
"TERESA, HOW'D YOU KNOW SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY MORON IN THIS WORLD."
- WE'RE HERE TO HASH IT OUT, I GUESS, RIGHT?
- YEAH, BUT THE WHOLE JACQUELINE THING WHEN WE FIRST WALKED IN.
LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE OUR SHOES OFF FIRST."
- RIGHT--RIGHT.
- [imitates cat snarl]
AND IT WAS, LIKE, EVERYONE'S FAULT.
WHATEVER JACQUELINE'S TWEETING IS, LIKE, ON EVERYONE ELSE.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY DON'T GO ON TWITTER.
- I KNOW. RIGHT. - THEY'RE SO FULL OF [bleep].
THEY ARE BROWN [bleep] IS WHAT THEY ARE.
MELISSA TWEETS,
BUT SHE DOESN'T CHECK AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY.
JACQUELINE'S JACQUELINE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN THINK SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE DOES.
- I THINK JACQUELINE IS JUST OUT TO HURT ME NOW.
IT'S LIKE, WORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS, YOUR HUSBAND.
GO GET A JOB. DO SOMETHING ELSE.
BE FRIENDS WITH MELISSA. LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
THAT'S IT.
- I THINK MAYBE WHEN HER PILLS ARE WEARING OUT,
SHE ACTS UP A LITTLE BIT,
AND THEN MAYBE SHE HAS TO RETAKE 'EM.
WHO THE HELL KNOW--WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HER?
BUT I MEAN, AT THE SAME TIME,
THEY KEEP BRINGING UP THIS POOR, LITTLE KID AS AN EXCUSE.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE AUTISM.
I MEAN, AUTISM ISN'T REALLY A BAD DISEASE.
SOME OF 'EM ARE, LIKE, SCIENTISTS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE THING,
THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF IT.
- WHEN JOE SAYS SOMETHING,
SOMETIMES HE'S JUST STICKING UP FOR ME.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE THINGS THAT HE'S SAYING.
I KNOW MY HUSBAND,
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE MEAN BONE IN HIS BODY.
HE JUST KNOWS THAT I'M REALLY HURT
BY WHAT JACQUELINE DID TO ME.
- I'M NOT A DOCTOR,
SO I'M GONNA KEEP IT AT THAT.
I'M JUST HERE FOR YOU, THAT'S ALL, ALL RIGHT?
BUT DON'T THINK I'M HERE
BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT MAKING UP WITH THEM,
'CAUSE I DON'T.
- ALL RIGHT, LUNCH IS READY.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, COOL.
- IT'S LUNCH TIME.
- IS IT A BUFFET?
OKAY, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. OKAY.
- WHAT IS THIS, I WONDER?
OH, IT ACTUALLY SMELLS VERY ITALIAN-Y.
- MY BROTHER'S THE KING.
THE KING OF THE CASTLE.
MM, SMELLS GOOD.
- [clears throat]
- LOOK, A CANNOLI.
- IT'S AWKWARD.
LIKE, REALLY AWKWARD.
LIKE, WE HAVE NO CONNECTION.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE EXPERTS TO GET THERE
AND CONNECT US SOMEHOW.
- SO, WHAT DO WE GOT PLANNED FOR THIS WEEKEND?
WHAT'S THE ACTIVITIES?
- THEY HAVE THESE, UM,
TEAM BUILDERS, RIGHT?
SO THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO GET ALONG WITH OTHERS,
AND THEY HAVE THESE, LIKE, GAMES TO PLAY TOO
TO MAKE IT A LITTLE FUN.
THAT'LL BREAK THE ICE, I THINK.
AND TOMORROW, DR. V IS COMING
JUST TO HELP US, UH,
COMMUNICATE BETTER WITH EACH OTHER.
- I WANTED TO START OFF THE TRIP ON A GOOD NOTE.
TEAM BUILDING, STRESS EXERCISES.
DR. V IS A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT THAT HELPS YOU COMMUNICATE,
AND DR. V IS COMING TO GET DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY.
LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES.
- YOU KNOW, AS IRRATIONAL-- SOMETIMES I CAN GET
HOTHEADED AND EVERYTHING--
I DO TAKE A STEP BACK AND SAY
THAT'S NOT REALLY THE WAY TO ACT.
- BUT SEE, SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE NOT RECEPTIVE TO THAT,
'CAUSE I USED TO DO THAT TOO.
I--WITH HER, WITH MELISSA...
AND SHE WOULD TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY.
- THAT'S SUCH BULL[bleep].
IT'S GOTTEN TO THIS POINT
BECAUSE SHE'S HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE
TALKING BAD ABOUT ME.
AND I REFUSE TO PLAY DIRTY WITH HER,
SO SHE CAN, LIKE, KICK AROUND IN THE MUD ALL BY HERSELF.
- LISTEN, WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT ROSIE--
SHE'LL ADMIT IT.
SHE CALLS YOU, SAYS, "LISTEN, I WAS WRONG,
I APOLOGIZE."
THAT'S HOW YOU END IT. IT'S OVER.
- WHY DON'T YOU STAY OUT OF IT, JOE,
AND LET US DEAL WITH IT?
- 'CAUSE YOU TWO FIGHT MORE THAN YOU AND I FIGHT.
- NO, WE NEVER FIGHT.
HE GETS INVOLVED BECAUSE YOU AND ME DON'T GET ALONG.
- DIDN'T YOU JUST THROW WATER THE OTHER DAY
AND RUN OUT OF THE GYM-- AT HIM?
- IT GOT TO THIS POINT BECAUSE, I THINK, OF YOU AND ME.
- NO. YOU'RE WRONG.
- ALL RIGHT. SO I'M WRONG.
- BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, I'M A MAN,
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
I HAVE A BRAIN.
- I'M WAITING FOR THE TEAM BUILDERS.
- I'M GONNA GO GRAB A DRINK.
JOE, COME ON.
- MY BROTHER--DO I FEEL LIKE HE'S TAKING THIS SERIOUS?
NOT AT ALL.
I'M JUST GONNA KEEP TRYING
UNTIL SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE, SOMETHING'S GOTTA WORK.
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- LISTEN, WHEN YOU GET CLOSE TO THEM,
COME ON, YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA GRAB YOUR SISTER AND SAY,
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I LOVE YOU."
- IT'S HARD TO LOOK AT HER.
I GET THIS ANXIETY THROUGH MY BODY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - OF COURSE YOU DO, MAN.
- IT'S LIKE THIS BURNING SENSATION, YOU KNOW?
KINDA SUCKS. UGH.
- TERESA MAKES JOE GORGA UPSET
'CAUSE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT HER.
SHE MAKES MY WIFE UPSET
'CAUSE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT HER.
SHE DOESN'T UPSET ME, AND THE TRUTH OF IT--
SHE DOESN'T UPSET MELISSA EITHER,
'CAUSE WE COULDN'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT HER.
FOR ME, THIS TRIP RIGHT NOW IS IF YOU GUYS CAN MEND THINGS,
THAT'S A START.
- NO.
- GOD BLESS YOU.
AS SOON AS YOU EAT, IT GOES, LIKE, RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
- GROSS. - [laughs]
AS SOON AS I ATE THOSE EGGS,
I FELT MY STOMACH GOING POOM, POOM-POOM, POOM, POOM.
- THE EGGS UP HERE, THOUGH.
- THOSE WEREN'T EGGS FROM UP HERE.
- NO. - THE YOLK UP HERE IS ORANGE.
- YEAH, ORANGE.
- SO THOSE MUST'VE BEEN JERSEY EGGS.
- HOLY [bleep]! [laughs]
[knock at door]
- SOMEONE'S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR, GUYS.
- OH, MAYBE IT'S THE TEAM BUILDER GUYS.
LET'S SEE.
- THE TEAM BUILDERS.
I'M GONNA SEE WHAT THESE TEAM BUILDERS ARE GONNA DO.
I'M GONNA BUILD SUCH A TEAM.
- YOU SHOULD'VE GRABBED A BOTTLE FOR THESE GUYS.
THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT AFTER THIS SESSION.
- HELLO. - HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- STEPHANIE. - STEPHANIE. PLEASURE. JOE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, JOE. - PLEASURE. STEVE.
- RICHIE.
- HI, RICHIE, I WON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND.
- WE CAN SHAKE HANDS, BUT WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER ON,
IF NOTHING ELSE, SO.
- YOU GUYS ARE A HUSBAND AND WIFE TEAM?
- WE'RE THE COUPLE, YES. - YEAH, EXACTLY.
- YOU GUYS WANT A DRINK?
- NO, I'M GOOD FOR RIGHT NOW. - SURE ABOUT THAT?
- IN ABOUT AN HOUR THEY WILL.
[laughter] - THAT'S LATER ON.
- COME ON, I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE.
- GREAT. EXCELLENT.
- OKAY, GUYS, HERE'S OUR TEAM BUILDERS TODAY.
STEPHANIE. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- STEVE. - HEY, GUYS.
HOW WAS LUNCH? - IT WAS GOOD.
- IT WAS OKAY. - EXCELLENT.
SO, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A SPOT FOR US
TO BE ABLE TO SET THINGS UP IN?
- YES, I'LL SHOW YOU TO THE BALLROOM.
- ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS PERFECT. THANKS.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I DON'T THINK OPIE AND LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
ARE EQUIPPED FOR THIS GROUP.
I MEAN, WHAT ARE THEY GONNA FIX US WITH?
BUTTERFLIES AND SWEET DREAMS?
- HEY, DON'T BELIEVE A THING SHE SAYS ABOUT ME, ALL RIGHT?
- HA, SOUNDS GOOD.
- BRO, THROW ONE OF THOSE OREOS HERE.
- [chuckles] OREOS.
[Italian accent] MACAROONS. MACAROON.
- SO I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS.
- [chuckles] - OH, GOOD.
THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR.
- IT SHOULD BE A GREAT AFTERNOON.
- YEAH. - HOPEFULLY, YOU COULD HELP.
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY BROTHER IN OVER A YEAR AND A HALF.
- AFTER YOU. - OH, PERFECT. THIS IS GREAT.
YEAH. - YUP. YEAH.
THIS'LL WORK OUT GREAT FOR US.
- WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION ABOUT THESE PEOPLE?
ARE THEY GONNA UNDERSTAND US?
- THEY'RE GONNA UNDERSTAND US IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
- I FEEL A LITTLE LIKE...
THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
I MEAN, COME ON.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE THEY'RE YOUNG.
- STEVE AND STEPHANIE.
THEY'RE SO CUTE...
AND SWEET AND NICE.
OH, BOY, THEY'RE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING.
- YOU KNOW, THEY WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THIS KIND OF [bleep].
- THEY WENT--THEY READ BOOKS FOR THIS STUFF, BRO.
THERE'S TECHNIQUES AND EVERYTHING.
- THINK THIS IS TOO SMALL, OR DO YOU THINK THAT--
- EH, I THINK FOR SEVEN PEOPLE I THINK IT SHOULD BE OKAY.
- FOR SEVEN PEOPLE IT'LL BE OKAY.
- I HOPE THEY'RE DAMN MIRACLE WORKERS.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY?
- IS IT NECESSARY FOR US TO GO?
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.
- YEAH.
[snorts]
HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN.
- WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
- PLEASURE, GUYS. - OOH, GORGEOUS.
- WHO'S GONNA HANG HIMSELF FIRST?
- [laughs]
ROPES, CONES, ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN, UH--
INSTILL FEAR IN YOU AT THIS POINT.
JUST AS A QUICK REMINDER-- STEVE.
I'VE BEEN, ACTUALLY, IN THE FIELD
FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS NOW,
AND I WAS JUST WORKING IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
- WOW.
- YEAH.
BOY, THEY NEED SOME STUFF OVER THERE, NEEDLESS TO SAY.
- [clears throat]
- WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT OF A SENSE...
WHAT WE REALLY ARE GOING TO BE DOING
ARE ACTIVITIES WHERE YOU FOLKS
ARE GOING TO NEED TO BE WORKING TOGETHER.
CONFLICT ITSELF IS NOT A BAD THING.
CONFLICT LEADS TO BETTER IDEAS, BETTER SOLUTIONS.
THE QUESTION IS HOW YOU ACTUALLY DEAL WITH CONFLICT
SO IT CAN BE GOOD
AS OPPOSED TO GOING DOWN A DESTRUCTIVE PATH.
JUST GATHER AROUND THIS ROPED-OFF CIRCLE AREA.
WE'RE GONNA GET INTO OUR FIRST MAJOR CHALLENGE,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY GOING TO TIE INTO LOYALTY.
- EVERYBODY HAS TO STAND ON ONE OF THESE SQUARES
SO THAT NOBODY'S FEET ARE TOUCHING THE GROUND,
AND THEN EVERYBODY HAS TO STEP OUT AGAIN
WITHOUT TOUCHING THE GROUND.
NICE AND EASY, SEVEN PEOPLE, SEVEN RECTANGLES.
- WHAT DO YOU GOTTA DO, LIKE THIS?
- JUST LIKE THAT, YUP.
SO ALL SEVEN OF YOU HAVE TO GET ON--
NOPE.
- OH.
- START WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
- EASY ENOUGH, EASY ENOUGH. - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY ON?
NICE, AND NOW EVERYBODY
GET BACK OUT AGAIN WITHOUT TOUCHING THE GROUND.
ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
ROUND TWO, SAME THING WITH SIX SPOTS.
- READY? COME ON.
- THERE YOU GO. - ALL RIGHT, NICE.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT. - [giggling]
- JUST HOLD ON. - CAREFUL.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL COMING CLOSE TOGETHER,
SO SEVEN PEOPLE ON THREE.
- WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO AHEAD.
- OKAY, GO. - ONE FOOT, TWO FEET.
- NICE, NICE, NICE. - [bleep].
- COME ON, BABY!
GET ON IT!
- OH, AND THERE WAS A TOUCH ON THE GROUND.
EVERYONE STEP OUT AND WE'LL TRY THIS AGAIN.
- THE POINT IS TEAM BUILDING.
DOING THINGS TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
IT WAS KINDA STUPID. [chuckles]
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON. I'LL BE THE SUPPORTING ARCH.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
- AND RIGHT AWAY, YOU WANNA PUT YOUR *** ON MY [bleep].
- GO AHEAD. - GO AHEAD, RO.
- PUT IT IN THERE. THERE YOU GO. - OKAY, TERESA, GO AHEAD, GO.
- THERE YOU GO. - MELISSA, I GOT YOU HERE.
- GOOD, NOW WE'RE CLOSE. - TWO MORE FEET NEED TO COME UP.
- NICE, GOOD. - ONE AND UP AND DONE.
- STEP OUT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE GROUND.
YES! - DONE. NICE.
- [laughs] THAT WAS THE [bleep] BEST.
- I THINK JOE GIUDICE IS SO INTO THESE GAMES
BECAUSE HIS BRAIN COULD UNDERSTAND
THE CONTENT AND WHAT WE WERE DOING.
- ARE YOU HOT OR WHAT?
- HEY, COULD SOMEBODY GO GET MY DEODORANT UPSTAIRS?
- YOU'RE FINE.
- I THOUGHT I WAS SMELLING SCALLIONS.
- THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR HAVING BAD UNDERARM.
[laughs]
- HERE'S MY QUESTION TO YOU FOLKS:
DO YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S GOOD TRUST
IN THIS GROUP OF SEVEN PEOPLE?
- WHEN IT'S DOWN TO SIMPLE EXERCISES LIKE THAT,
WE FIGURED IT OUT AND WE CAN DO IT.
- YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE GOING THROUGH A COUPLE OF,
HOPEFULLY, REALLY GOOD DAYS.
BUT THERE'S GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE LEFT WITH JUST EACH OTHER,
AND IT'S A QUESTION OF ARE YOU GONNA
HANG ONTO EACH OTHER FOR SURVIVAL?
NOT MEANING THAT YOU ALL HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER.
OR ARE YOU GONNA LET IT PULL YOU AWAY?
THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER
IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF,
IS THERE STILL LOYALTY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU AS BROTHER AND SISTER?
- COMING UP...
- GET BALLS, STICK WITH YOUR BLOOD!
- I'M NOT STICKING WITH *** LIKE YOU.
- GET IN THE THUMB WRESTLE POSITION.
IMAGINE THAT EVERY TIME
YOU CAN PIN YOUR PARTNER'S THUMB DOWN,
I GIVE YOU $100.
- COME HERE, ROSIE. PUT YOUR FINGERS DOWN.
- READY? GO.
[laughter]
- ROSIE'S, LIKE, PULLING ME OVER HERE.
- NO, YOUR FINGERS ARE SO FAT.
- STOP WITH THE TONGUE.
- I GOT ONE!
- AND FREEZE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PROBABLY THINKING, "WHY ARE WE THUMB WRESTLING?"
WHAT DID I CALL THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU?
- YOUR PARTNER.
- AS OPPOSED TO WHAT WERE PEOPLE NATURALLY THINKING?
- COMPETITOR.
- SO WE COULD'VE MADE MONEY TOGETHER.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- DO YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S GOOD TRUST
IN THIS GROUP OF SEVEN PEOPLE?
- WHEN IT'S DOWN TO SIMPLE EXERCISES LIKE THAT,
WE FIGURED IT OUT AND WE CAN DO IT.
- THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER
IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, IS THERE STILL LOYALTY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU AS BROTHER AND SISTER?
- I'LL ALWAYS BE LOYAL TO HIM, NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES TO ME.
- JOE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I'M HERE FOR HER TO BE LOYAL.
CUT THE EVILNESS OUT, CUT THE BITTERNESS OUT,
WE'RE NOT ENEMIES.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT LOYALTY. - YUP.
- I'M HERE.
- YEAH, AND I'M HERE TOO, SO WE'RE BOTH HERE.
- MY SISTER IS NOT LOYAL TO HER FAMILY.
I'M GOING THROUGH SO MUCH PAIN,
I'M GOING THROUGH SO MUCH ANGER,
I HEAR SO MUCH STUFF
THAT SHE GOES BEHIND MY BACK AND TRIES TO HURT ME.
SHE HAS NO HEART.
- REMEMBER HOW I SAID EARLIER ON,
THIS IDEA AROUND LOYALTY AS A WHOLE?
- I FEEL THAT HERE. - YEAH.
- I DON'T FEEL THAT WITH SOMEONE THAT DIDN'T COME HERE.
- OKAY. - JACQUELINE.
THE LOYALTY BETWEEN US WAS BROKEN.
- THE ONLY THING YOU CAN WORK ON
IS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE RIGHT NOW.
THE QUESTION IS HOW DO YOU BRING SOMEBODY
WHO ISN'T HERE, IN THIS CASE JACQUELINE,
BACK INTO THE FOLD?
WHAT DO OTHER FOLKS THINK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HER NOT BEING HERE?
- UM, IT'S SAD THAT SHE'S NOT HERE.
SHE WAS A VERY BIG PART OF THEIR LIVES.
SHE'S SINCE BECOME A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO US.
JACQUELINE WAS GETTING INVOLVED
TO TRY AND HELP THEM RECONCILE.
IT'S TOO BAD THAT TERESA DIDN'T SEE IT THAT WAY.
YOU COULD SLICE IT 100 DIFFERENT WAYS,
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
- WELL, I DON'T WANT HER BACK IN.
- OKAY.
- SHE'S THE ONE THAT OPENED HER MOUTH TO MY BROTHER.
- YOU REMEMBER ME, RIGHT? - WHAT DID HE SAY?
- YOU USED TO DANCE FOR HIM.
- MY FRIEND WAS TEXTING ME THAT THAT WAS A SETUP.
- YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP, BUT YOU JUST CAUSE PROBLEMS.
SINCE THAT NIGHT, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY BROTHER.
IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF.
- BECAUSE OF HER?
- THAT'S HOW I FEEL. THAT'S MY OPINION.
- FORGET ABOUT JACQUELINE.
I MEAN, IF YOU HAVE YOUR ISSUE WITH JACQUELINE--
- WE'RE DISCUSSING THE SITUATION.
- ALL RIGHT, BUT KEEP IT WITH JACQUELINE.
THAT'S NOT US.
- I'VE NEVER GONE WITHOUT SPEAKING TO YOU...
- BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER THIS UPSET WITH YOU BEFORE.
- THANKS FOR SPEAKING FOR HIM. - I'M TRYING TO--
YOU'RE SPEAK-- WE'RE ALL SPEAKING.
- THIS IS MY BROTHER.
LIKE, I KNOW IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. I GET IT.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THINGS BETTER
BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND I,
THEN SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- IF YOU GUYS WANNA MEND, YOU GUYS CAN MEND.
- CORRECT. CORRECT.
- THERE'S NO--YOU CAN'T-- YOU CAN'T INVOLVE MELISSA...
- BUT SHE OPENED HER MOUTH.
- YOU CAN'T INVOLVE JACQUELINE. YOU CAN'T INVOLVE NOBODY.
TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I DON'T CARE IF YOUSE TWO TALK...
- WHERE MY LOYALTY WAS BROKEN--
- AND WE DON'T TALK. I DON'T CARE.
- OBVIOUSLY THERE'S A LOT OF EMOTIONS THAT ARE AT PLAY HERE,
AND THAT'S OKAY.
- AS HARD AS SHE'S GOING ON JACQUELINE,
IT WAS A GREAT THING THAT JACQUELINE'S NOT HERE.
I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT MY BLOOD.
- SHE CAN'T FACE ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I DARED HER TO COME.
- WHY WOULD YOU DARE HER TO COME, THOUGH?
THAT'S THE THING. - KATH.
'CAUSE I WANT HER TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND TELL ME WHY SHE DID WHAT SHE DID.
- YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW JACQUELINE YET.
- EXACTLY. - YOU GUYS ARE LET--YET--
YET TO LEARN ABOUT JACQUELINE. - EXACTLY.
THE WAKILES AND THE GORGAS REALLY DON'T KNOW JACQUELINE.
SHE'S [bleep] CRAZY.
- I'M NOT TRYING TO GO AGAINST YOU TWO.
DON'T TAKE IT THAT I'M TRYING TO GO AGAINST YOU,
BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO BLAME IT ON JACQUELINE,
BUT JACQUELINE WASN'T A PART OF THIS WAY BACK THEN.
- SO--HANG ON ONE SECOND.
- SO THEN THEY HELP-- - WE'RE MIXING UP--
- ALL THIS TIME, THEN. AND IT BUILT UP--
- NO, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SHOW--
- BUILT UP, BUILT UP, BUILT UP. - NO, BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER WAS--
- BUILD A [bleep] BRIDGE!
[laughter]
- NO, WAIT, WHY ARE YOUSE TWO LAUGHING RIGHT NOW?
I DIDN'T GET IT.
- BECAUSE IT'S LIKE SPEAKING TO A WALL.
IF WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLAME,
BUT SHE SET THE MESSAGE RIGHT THEN AND THERE
THAT SHE WAS GONNA TAKE ZERO BLAME
AND THAT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER, SO...
HERE WE GO.
- WE'RE HERE TO DISCUSS, RIGHT?
WE'RE NOT HERE JUST TO TO PLAY GAMES.
THERE'S REAL SITUATIONS HERE THAT WE NEED TO FIX.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- COME ON, ROSIE, LET'S GO HAVE A SIP.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A COUPLE [bleep] THINGS.
REAL QUICK. [both laugh]
- IT'S THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I'M TIRED OF IT.
AND I SEE JOE GIUDICE GETTING, LIKE, DISGUSTED WITH IT.
SO I FIGURE, LET'S GET HIM OUT OF THIS EQUATION,
LET THE TEAM BUILDERS DO WHAT THEY'RE GOOD AT.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN--WHEN JACQUELINE SAID THAT TO HIM
ABOUT THE FASHION SHOW,
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SHOULD'VE SAID?
"THAT'S MY [bleep] SISTER." EXCUSE MY FRENCH.
"GO [bleep] YOURSELF."
- YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD KIM D. TO TAKE A HIKE.
- AND ALL THOSE GUYS.
- KIM D. DIDN'T SAY NOTHING TO ME.
YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THAT. - NAH.
- WHEN YOU WERE IN THAT HAIR SALON,
YOU SHOULD'VE STOOD UP AND CALLED ME.
- I CALLED FOR YOU AND ME TO GO UP TO THE GUY TOGETHER...
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - AND YOU DIDN'T WANNA DO THAT.
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED-- - NOW...
[overlapping bickering] LET'S--HANG ON ONE SECOND.
HANG ON ONE SECOND. HANG ON ONE SECOND.
- GOTCHA. - WE'RE GETTING THERE.
- [bleep]. - SO--
- IT'S AMAZING THAT ALL THE BAD STUFF
THAT HAPPENS TO US-- YOU'RE AROUND IT.
TERESA SAYS SHE'S SO EAGER TO LET THINGS GO,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE HER A FREE PASS.
IF I GIVE HER A FREE PASS,
EVERYTHING SHE HAS DONE OR SHE IS DOING
MAKES IT OKAY.
- THE [bleep] KID'S GOT A PROBLEM.
PEOPLE BRING [bleep] OUT. RIGHT AWAY HE BLAMES HIS SISTER.
HE'S GOTTA CUT THAT [bleep] OUT. HE'S GONNA GET ME MAD ONE DAY.
YOU DON'T WANNA GET ME MAD. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
AND I'VE MADE A PROMISE TO HER FATHER
THAT I WOULDN'T BEAT THE [bleep] OUT OF HIM.
HE'S GOTTA STOP WITH THIS [bleep].
- BUT I THINK THAT BOTH OF THEM ARE--
SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT EACH OTHER.
- YEAH, BUT HE'S [bleep] BRAINWASHED.
THE KID, HE'S [bleep] BRAINWASHED.
- HE'S NOT BRAINWASHED. - BELIEVE ME, HE'S BRAINWASHED.
PEOPLE COME AROUND AND SAY [bleep].
- IT JUST SO HAPPENS, IT FALLS IN YOUR LAP
THAT I'M A CHEATER.
- YEAH.
- DON'T [bleep] BLAME US.
WE DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT YOUR WIFE HAS DONE
OR WHERE SHE'S BEEN OR WHAT SHE'S DONE.
WE--WE DON'T CARE.
- SHE CAN SAY WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
I'M--I'M A MAN-- LISTEN, I'M A GUY--
- YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO?
- HOLD ON. SHH. - I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD TALK.
BACK DOWN. - YEAH, KATH, BACK OUT.
- LET THEM, LET THEM, LET THEM. - I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
- LEAVE 'EM ALONE.
- SHE IS NOT THAT GOOD TO COVER HER TRACKS.
- AT THIS POINT, I'M SO [bleep] ANGRY.
TERESA WON'T ADMIT THAT SHE HAS ANYTHING TO DO
WITH ANY OF THESE RUMORS ABOUT MELISSA.
THIS KID'S DELUSIONAL.
SHE DOESN'T LIVE ON THE SAME WORLD
THAT EVERYBODY ELSE LIVES ON.
- I KNOW EVERYTHING. - OH, REALLY?
SO BRING IT OUT, BABY.
- I'M NOT BRINGING NOTHING. - WHY?
- SO WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY... - BRING IT OUT.
- IS BRING IT OUT, BABY. - I LOVE TO BE PROVEN WRONG.
- WE'RE NOT HERE TO PROVE YOU WRONG,
WE'RE HERE TO HOPE YOU STOP.
WE DON'T WANT TO PROVE YOU WRONG.
- I WANT YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG. - WE'RE ASKING YOU LIKE THIS,
ON OUR FRIGGIN' KNEES, TO STOP HURTING US!
- I WANT YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG!
- STOP HURTING US! - I WANT YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG!
- I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU!
- I WANT YOU TO PROVE ME-- - I AM NOT ACCUSING YOU.
- BECAUSE YOU'RE HURTING ME. - I AM ASKING YOU TO STOP!
- I WANT YOU TO-- I WANT YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG!
- I DON'T CARE IF YOU DID IT! I FORGIVE YOU!
I FORGIVE YOU!
- FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT?
THIS IS HER MANIPULATIVE WAY
TO GET MY BROTHER TO FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
GET OVER YOURSELF, MELISSA. GET THE [bleep] OUTTA MY FACE.
- I AM ASKING YOU TO STOP!
- BUT I DIDN'T DO NOTHING TO YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!
- ON MY KNEES!
I'LL GET ON MY KNEES AGAIN
'CAUSE I HAVE NO PRIDE, BABY GIRL!
- YEAH, BECAUSE YOU KNOW-- - NO PRIDE!
- BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG.
- I GOT NO PRIDE! YOU'RE THE QUEEN!
I'M ON MY KNEES! - BOW TO HER! BOW!
BOW! BOW! - NO PRIDE!
HOW 'BOUT THIS [bleep]?
LET ME KISS YOUR RING. - WHAT? GET OFF.
- THERE YOU GO, KISS HER [bleep] RING.
- 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I-- - BOW.
- THERE'S NO PRIDE HERE!
- YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
- THERE IS NO PRIDE HERE!
MY SISTER-IN-LAW NEEDS PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
SHE'S A MONSTER,
AND EVEN THOUGH SHE COMPLETELY DENIES
ANY INVOLVEMENT WITH THE RUMORS,
WHEN SOMEONE'S TALKING BAD ABOUT ME,
THERE'S TERESA.
SHE CAN'T GET ANY DIRTIER.
DO YOU LOVE YOUR NIECE?
- SO WHY DID WE GO-- - DO YOU LOVE ANTONIA?
DO YOU LOVE GINO?
- YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? - DO YOU LOVE THEM?
- SHE WANTS TO MOVE TO TAKE HER KIDS.
- THAT'S RIGHT! - HER KIDS...
- YOU ARE POISON! - AWAY FROM MY KIDS!
- YOU ARE POISON. THAT'S RIGHT.
- OH! WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?
- MELISSA! MELISSA GORGA! GORGA! - RIGHT.
THIS IS THE MELISSA I KNOW.
[bleep] MALICIOUS.
SHE PLAYS THE SWEET ONE OR THE VICTIM.
THAT'S NOT MELISSA.
- GORGA! GORGA!
- AND YOU'RE CALLING ME POISON.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I'M GONNA TELL HIM TO APOLOGIZE!
- [groans] SEE, THIS IS BAD.
- OH, WHOA, BACK UP. BACK UP.
- YOU ARE POISON. THAT'S RIGHT.
- OH! WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?
- MELISSA! MELISSA GORGA!
- RIGHT. - GORGA!
- I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.
AT THIS POINT, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
- YOU'RE DISAPPOINTING OUR FAMILY!
- I AM? - YES!
- SHAME ON YOU.
- YOU SHOULD STICK WITH YOUR SISTER!
- SHAME ON YOU. - BLOOD IS THICKER
THAN [bleep] WATER. - SHAME ON YOU.
- IT'S NOT SHAME ON ME.
CERTAIN THINGS THAT HE'S SAYING TO ME,
IT'S NOT COMING FROM HIM.
IT'S MELISSA CHIRPING IN HIS EAR,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE HIS [bleep] ANYMORE.
HE'S BEING A ***.
YOU'RE BELIEVING STRANGERS OVER YOUR OWN BLOOD.
- OH, COME ON, TERESA. TERESA--
- THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- GET BALLS, BE A MAN. STICK WITH YOUR BLOOD.
- I'M NOT STICKING WITH *** LIKE YOU.
- JOE.
THAT WASN'T RIGHT.
- WHAT? - THAT WASN'T RIGHT.
- I DON'T CARE. SHE IS ***.
AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU ***.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M OUTTA HERE.
- THAT'S RIGHT, LEAVE.
- I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE THING RIGHT NOW.
ONE DAY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
HE'S GONNA GET ME [bleep] MAD,
I'M GONNA [bleep] FLIP, AND YOU KNOW ME.
- JOE.
HE JUST CALLED ME ***. I WANNA LEAVE.
- WAIT, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE-- - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S GOOD. RELAX! I'M GONNA TELL HIM TO APOLOGIZE!
- SHE HAS BECOME MY ENEMY, AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
THAT'S IT. - LET ME ASK YOU THIS--
- OH, WHOA, BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP.
- ROSIE, ROSIE, PLEASE-- - NO, NO, NO.
- [groans] SEE, THIS IS BAD.
- ROSIE, PUT THAT DOWN. JOE.
- HEY, JOE.
- WHAT?
- APOLOGIZE! - [screams]
[women screaming]
- JOE! - YOU CAN'T DO THIS, MAN!
- JOE, STOP IT! TERESA, HELP YOUR BROTHER!
- STOP!
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY...
[all screaming] - [bleep]!
- COME ON!
- GET OFF HIM! STOP! STOP!
- WE WENT TO THIS RETREAT KNOWING
THAT THINGS COULD GET UGLY, BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS.
[all shouting]
- STOP, JOE. [thud]
- CALL THE COPS!
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE REAL HOUSEWIVES,
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
[voices whispering]