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Gardener
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Burger Flipper
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I'm a gardener, I'm in the sun all day getting' a tan,
You only go outside to bring your bad food to the trash can
I'm always outdoors getting covered in dirt!
You just stand next to a stove wearing a Burger King shirt!
I'm great, I'm a baller,
Your crappy food isn't even worth my dollar.
You gave Jenny Craig purpose, gave the world thunder thighs,
Now you're gonna get an *** whoopin' with a side of fries.
It's you who's askin' for an *** whoopin' give me a break!
I'm serving the people while you screw around with a rake!
I'm the one in real danger, I cook with hot oil,
All you do is waste your time watching fruit spoil.
It's me who's on task, you don't know what to do,
Even my grandma can do the job better than you.
You think you're so great just taken out weeds,
You don't contribute to society; you're just playing with seeds.
Not helping society? well look who's talking!
It's your food preventing some people from walkin.
The food you make is toxic, mine's organic,
You forget a ketchup packet and your place starts to panic
Your job placement is stagnant! You can't get any higher,
You might as well hang up your hat because I just put your *** in the fryer!
You want to make fun of my job? Well talk to my manager's fist!
Think you'll get promoted to Eden? Well that place doesn't exist!
You're plants aren't organic, you use poisonous spray!
You come home every week smelling like decay.
You're a useless worker, your viewpoints are swerved,
After this my food won't be the only thing that got served.
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