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>> Narrator: RIGHT NOW,
ON "STORAGE HUNTERS"...
>> BOOM!
>> RIGHT HERE!
>> BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
>> Narrator: ...THE HUNT IS ON
FOR A BIG-TICKET SCORE AT THE
AUCTION.
>> HERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
>> OH!
>> Narrator: BUT THERE'S ALWAYS
A CHANCE...
>> BOOM!
>> Narrator: ...OF COMING UP
EMPTY.
>> I'VE LOST MY *** DUE TO
GAMBLING ON WHAT'S UNDERNEATH
SOMETIMES.
>> YEAH!
>> Narrator: AND BRANDON AND
LORI STOP AT NOTHING TO TURN A
PROFIT.
>> WAH, WAH, WAH.
>> I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH?
>> Narrator: ...NO MATTER WHO
GETS IN THEIR WAY.
>> HEY, THAT'S PRETTY [BLEEP]
UP, MAN.
>> I SAID "50," NOT "15."
>> I'LL RESELL.
I'LL CALL EVERYBODY BACK.
HEY, EVERYBODY, COME ON BACK!
WE'RE GONNA RESELL THIS UNIT!
>> OH!
>> COME ON, BIG DAWG.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME OUT TO THE
AUCTION TODAY.
MY NAME IS SEAN KELLY.
I'M GONNA BE YOUR AUCTIONEER.
THE GREEN MILE SENT HIS LITTLE
BROTHER SCOTT, WHO'S GONNA BE
FILLING IN FOR HIM.
AND TRUST ME -- UNLIKE
THE GREEN MILE, WHO IS A BIG
SWEETHEART AND A BABY, THIS GUY
RIGHT HERE -- NOT THAT NICE.
ALSO, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW -- WE
GOT A SPECIAL ITEM WE'RE
AUCTIONING OFF TODAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO GET
TODAY STARTED?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> GO!
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
FOLLOW ME. COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO BIN NUMBER
ZERO-OCHO-ZERO.
IT'S THE FIRST BIN OF THE DAY.
WHO'S READY TO GET STARTED?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> LET'S DO IT!
>> CUT THE LOCK.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
>> GO.
>> OH, YEAH! NICE.
>> HEY, GUYS, DO ME A FAVOR --
LET'S HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF
ORDER.
LET'S GO.
>> EVERYBODY IN A SINGLE FILE.
KEEP MOVING. DON'T STAND.
>> MAN, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT,
GRAVY TRAIN.
>> KEEP MOVING, LITTLE FELLA.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
[ CROWD OHHs ]
>> I THINK HE JUST CALLED YOU A
BABY BEAR.
>> IT'S ALL GOOD, THOUGH.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
RIGHT THERE AT THE MARINA.
ALL THIS STUFF -- THESE WADERS,
THESE REELS -- IF THIS IS A
FISHING BOAT, MAN.
PLAY THIS ONE SMART.
I DO SEE A TREND, SO, HOPEFULLY,
YOU KNOW, ATTACHED TO THE
TRAILER IS THAT BIG-TICKET ITEM.
I CAN MAKE THIS WORK.
>> THEY GOT SOME PADDLES IN
THERE, GASOLINE, LIFE JACKETS.
THERE GOT TO BE A BOAT IN THERE,
MAYBE A JET SKI.
>> MM-HMM.
THAT'S BIG FISHING IN THERE.
THIS REMINDS ME OF MY
STEPFATHER.
MY STEPFATHER DIDN'T TAKE ME OUT
TO FISH FOR NOTHING.
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
>> YOU KNOW, DEPENDING ON WHAT
THIS GOES FOR, THIS COULD BE A
LOSING BIN, YOU KNOW, IF IT GOES
TOO HIGH.
I MEAN, YEAH, I SEE THE LIFE
JACKETS, TOO, SO, OBVIOUSLY,
WHAT'S UNDER THERE IS PROBABLY A
BOAT, BUT WHAT IF IT'S, LIKE, IN
REALLY BAD CONDITION?
WHAT IF IT'S NOT EVEN
WATER-WORTHY?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING IT ON
IN, GUYS.
STARTING THE BIDDING OFF AT
$200.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> BOOM. $200 RIGHT THERE.
>> MONEY.
>> $250 THERE FROM T-MONEY.
NOW $300.
I GOT $300 FROM "ROAD TRIP."
$300. I'M AT $350.
HEIDI FLEISS IN THE BACK.
$350. NOW THE BID'S AT $400.
>> RIGHT HERE, BABY.
>> BUMP IT. $400.
NOW THE BID'S AT $450.
>> $450.
>> $450. I'M GONNA TAKE YOU.
>> BOOM!
>> I GOT PAPA BEAR AT $500.
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D KEEP
YOUR ARMS DOWN.
THOSE ARMPITS ARE DISGUSTING.
>> IT'S REAL SEXY, BRO.
>> NOW THE BID'S AT $500.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> I GOT $500 FROM JESSE.
NOW THE BID'S AT $600.
OKAY, I GOT MONé IN AT $600.
WAY TO DO IT. $600. $700?
>> $700.
>> HE'S IN AT $700.
NOW I'M GONNA GO $800.
>> GIVE ME THAT!
>> $800. NOW THE BID'S AT $900.
>> YEAH, SEAN, BOOM!
>> I GOT $1,000 FROM PAPA BEAR.
>> $1,000.
>> $1,200, SEAN.
GIVE ME THE $1,200.
>> OH, YOU GUYS ARE TRIPPING.
>> SCREW THAT. $1,500.
>> BOOM! LUCKY $1,500.
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,600.
>> $1,700.
>> $1,700. BOOM!
T-MONEY'S IN AT $1,700.
$1,700. THE BID'S AT $1,800.
>> ADD $200. $1,900.
>> $1,900. NOW I'M AT $2,000.
>> $2,200.
>> $2,200.
NOW THE BID'S AT $2,400.
>> BOOM!
>> $2,400. THE BID'S AT $2,500.
$2,400. NOW THE BID'S AT $2,500.
>> COME ON, BIG DAWG.
>> $2,400 GOING ONCE.
$2,400 NOW GOING TWICE.
>> COME ON!
>> ALL IN. FAIR WARNED!
EVERYBODY'S OUT?
>> HELL, YEAH.
>> SOLD YOUR WAY FOR $2,400,
MAN!
GUESS WHAT -- WHEN WE COME BACK
LATER, YOU GET TO GO THROUGH IT.
>> THE BEAR HAS GONE FISHING.
>> HECK, YEAH. SOCKEYE.
>> THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH.
>> I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
>> GET OUT OF HERE.
>> SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR
MOUTH?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE ALL -- WE'RE ALL HOT.
>> WHOA-OH!
>> FAT BOY.
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
WINNER.
>> HEY, LISTEN UP.
2 OUT OF 4. WHO'S READY?
>> LET'S DO THIS! COME ON, SEAN!
>> CUT THIS LOCK, MAN.
>> OHH.
>> OH, MAN.
>> COME ON.
>> MAN.
>> HEY, GUYS, COOL VINTAGE LAMP
DOWN THERE -- LOOKS LIKE CHROME.
I'VE SEEN THOSE THINGS FLY OFF
OF eBay.
>> MAN, DUDE.
IS THERE SOME OTHER LAMPS LIKE
THAT BACK THERE, SOME OTHER ART
DECO STUFF, SOME VINTAGE LAMPS?
MAN.
>> I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE SLIM
PICKINGS.
YOU BEEN IN HERE, PICKING AT
STUFF, SCOTT?
>> I'LL HAVE TO...MAYBE.
>> DAMN IT.
>> IT'S LOOKING LIKE A MIXED BAG
IN HERE.
I KNOW THAT LAMP IS MID-CENTURY,
MODERN DESIGN, SO MAYBE THOSE
ITEMS IN THE BACK COULD BE
MID-CENTURY, AS WELL.
>> OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
I'M TELLING YOU -- I'M NOT WRONG
IN THIS.
I'M NOT WRONG.
I'M TELLING YOU I'M NOT WRONG.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING IT IN,
KIDS.
LET'S HAVE OURSELVES AN AUCTION.
>> DO IT. DO IT.
>> LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY.
>> WHO WANTS TO START THE
BIDDING OFF AT $25?
>> OH!
>> $25. NOW THE BID'S AT $50.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> $50. GOT $50. NOW I'M AT $75.
ALL RIGHT, AT $75.
THE BID'S AT $100.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> $100.
NOW THE BID'S AT'S $125.
>> YEAH.
>> $125. GOT $125 RIGHT HERE.
>> $200.
>> $200 FROM T-MONEY.
NOW THE BID'S AT $300.
>> RIGHT HERE.
$300 FROM JESSE.
NOW THE BID'S AT --
>> YEAH!
>> YEAH! $350.
NOW THE BID'S AT $400.
>> $420, SEAN.
>> BOOM! $420.
NOW THE BID'S AT $450.
$420. NOW I'M GONNA GO $450.
>> YEAH.
>> I GOT $450. $500?
>> $500, SEAN. BOOM!
>> $550. NOW THE BID'S AT $500.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> $550 RIGHT HERE FROM
TEAM BRANDORI.
NOW THE BID'S AT $600.
>> RIGHT HERE, SEAN.
>> BOOM! $600.
SHE'S GOT HERS AT $600.
I'LL GO HALF.
>> BOOM!
>> PAPA BEAR'S BACK IN AT A
HALF.
NOW I'M AT $675.
>> HERE.
>> $675. THE BID'S AT $675.
YOU GONNA GO $700?
MONé'S IN AT $700.
THE BID'S AT $725.
>> $800.
>> I GOT $725. GOING TO $800?
>> YEAH.
>> $800. NOW THE BID'S AT $900.
>> GIVE ME $1,100.
>> BOOM.
>> DAMN, DUDE. DAMN!
>> TEAM BRANDORI'S BACK IN AT
$1,100.
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,200.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> NOW THE BID'S AT $1,200.
JESSE'S IN AT $1,200.
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,300.
>> YEAH.
>> I GOT $1,200. $1,300 NOW.
>> HALF.
>> $1,350.
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,400.
$1,350. NOW THE BID'S AT $1,400.
>> YEAH.
>> AT $1,400. NOW AT $1,450.
$1,400 GOING ONCE.
$1,400 GOING TWICE.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> HALF!
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,500.
>> DANG, DAWG.
>> $1,450.
>> GIVE ME $25, $25.
>> $25?
>> $1,500?
>> YEAH, GOT IT.
>> $1,500.
YOU GUYS GO A QUARTER.
>> NOPE.
>> HOW ABOUT ANOTHER QUARTER?
>> NOPE.
>> JUST HAD TO BUMP HIM
25 BUCKS?
$1,500 NOW GOING ONCE.
>> NOPE.
>> $1,500 GOING TWICE.
LOOKING FOR A QUARTER.
ALL IN. FAIR WARNED.
SOLD, $1,500.
IT'S ALL YOURS, JESSE.
FOLLOW SCOTT.
SCOTT, GET THEM OUT OF HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS SEEING THAT
LAMP.
>> YEAH.
>> AND I WAS HOPING THERE WOULD
BE OTHER MID-CENTURY-STYLE
FURNITURE.
>> OKAY.
>> DUDE, THIS THING IS WRAPPED
UP.
LOOK AT THAT.
LOOKS LIKE A CHANDELIER FROM THE
'60s.
SO, WE COULD TALK ANYWHERE
BETWEEN $100 TO $200.
DON'T BREAK IT.
>> YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU GOT BACK THERE,
DUDE?
>> LET'S SEE.
WHAT THE -- OHO!
OH, BOY.
>> DUDE, WHAT IS IT?
>> SEAN...
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> ...YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
THIS.
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
THIS IS AN EAMES CHAIR.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY MAKE A LOT OF REPOS OF
THIS, AND THOSE REPOS GO FROM
$800 TO $1,000 AS REPOS.
>> FOR THE REPOS?
>> YES.
>> AND IF IT'S REAL?
>> SEAN, THESE NEW...
>> YEAH.
>> ...CAN GO $3,000 TO $4,000,
EASY.
>> THAT IS AWESOME.
>> SO...
>> KEEP GOING. KEEP DIGGING.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
>> AWW, DUDE, THIS IS A PRETTY
NICE CREDENZA -- PROBABLY FROM
THE '50s OR '60s.
DOES NEED SOME REFINISHING AND A
LITTLE BIT OF LOVE.
>> LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEANUTS,
BRO.
>> SO MUCH.
I'LL SELL THEM TO BRANDON.
WHOA!
>> OH!
I THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF CHAIR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, SEAN?
THIS COULD BE THE BIG TICKET.
THE CRAFTSMANSHIP BEHIND THIS,
BEING HAND-STITCHED...
>> YEAH?
>> ...MEANS IT'S NOT
MASS-PRODUCED AND COULD BE
HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE.
I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE MY GUY
COME OUT HERE, CHECK OUT THESE
PIECES.
HOPEFULLY, HE CAN GIVE ME SOME
GOOD NEWS.
>> YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
GOT LUCKY ON THIS BIN.
>> WHOO!
>> YOU SCORED. YEAH, NICE.
>> JESSE WINS AGAIN.
>> [ WHISTLES ]
COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.
>> SEAN, IT'S HOT.
>> COME ON.
>> WHERE ARE WE GOING, DAWG?
>> KEEP UP, GUYS.
LET'S GO.
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
3 OF 4.
WHO WANTS TO GET THIS STARTED?
>> BOOM!
>> RIGHT HERE!
>> BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
>> HEY, GUYS, I TOLD YOU I HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> HERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
>> OHH!
>> ALL RIGHT, 3 OF 4.
WHO WANTS TO GET THIS STARTED?
>> BOOM!
>> COME ON!
>> BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
>> HEY, GUYS, I TOLD YOU I HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> HERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
>> OHH!
>> OHH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT?!
>> SWEET!
>> LOOK CLOSELY.
THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE R.V.
>> THIS IS "BREAKING BAD,"
BROTHER.
THERE'S SOME *** IN HERE.
>> I'M GONNA SELL IT.
I GOT THE KEY IN MY POCKET.
ALL THE CONTENTS ARE YOURS AND
THE VEHICLE.
HAVE A GOOD LOOK.
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT --
CHICKEN WIRE ON THIS?
>> HEY, DON'T TOUCH, PAPA.
>> WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, HOTSHOT.
>> I DON'T NEED A BUSTED-UP
R.V.
I ALREADY GOT A BOAT TODAY,
BIG DAWG.
>> BURNING MAN IS CALLING MY
NAME IN THIS.
>> WHAT IS IN THERE?
>> I'M LIKING IT, MAN.
EVEN IF THERE'S NOT ANY CONTENTS
INSIDE, I CAN SELL THIS BY
ITSELF.
>> HEY, IT'S PAPA BEAR TALKING.
HOLD UP.
>> FOOD TRUCK.
>> I CAN SEE WE GOT SOME PRETTY
CRAZY [BLEEP] IN THERE, OKAY?
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M POSITIVE I SAW COMPUTER
EQUIPMENT INSIDE.
>> THERE'S A BOX OVER HERE.
DID YOU SEE THOSE?
>> YES.
>> SO, CAN YOU TELL IF THEY'RE
MAPS OR JUST POSTERS?
>> MAPS.
>> OH.
>> HEY, MONé, YOU SEE ANY CLUES
DOWN THERE?
>> THERE'S NO DRY ROT ON THE
HOSES.
THE RADIATOR LOOKS GOOD.
>> HEY, MONé, IS THE
FLUX CAPACITOR WORKING ON THAT
OR WHAT?
MAN, DUDE, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
GUYS SEE IN HERE?
>> IT MIGHT NOT BE WORTH A WHOLE
LOT TO SOME FOLKS, BUT IT'S
STILL WORTH SOMETHING ON THE
MARKET.
>> HEY, JESSE, GET THE HELL OFF
THAT LADDER!
>> HEY.
>> HEY, THERE'S NOTHING UP HERE.
>> HEY.
>> GET HIM, BIG MAN!
>> HEY! HEY!
>> GET DOWN. GET DOWN. GET DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GET DOWN.
YOU DONE WITH THAT NOW?
>> ALL RIGHT, I WON'T TOUCH IT
ANYMORE.
GEEZ!
>> ABOUT TIME!
>> GEEZ.
>> REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA --
YOU'RE GONNA MESS WITH THIS GUY?
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LET'S SELL
THIS THING.
HERE WE GO.
COME ON IN, GUYS.
HERE WE GO.
STARTING BIDDING OFF AT $100.
>> RIGHT HERE. I'LL TAKE IT.
>> JESSE'S AT $100. $150?
$100. $150?
RIGHT THERE, $150.
NOW THE BID'S AT $200.
>> $200, SEAN.
>> PAPA BEAR'S AT $200.
NOW THE BID'S AT $250.
I GOT $250 RIGHT THERE.
NOW THE BID'S AT $300.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> THERE YOU GO, MONé. $300.
$300. NOW THE BID'S AT $350.
GO $350.
THERE YOU GO, "ROAD TRIP" --
ALL YOU.
$350. NOW THE BID'S AT $400.
>> $400, $400. ALL DAY.
>> PAPA BEAR'S AT $400.
NOW THE BID'S AT $450.
I GOT $400. NOW TO $450.
IGGY POP'S AT $450.
THE BID'S AT $500.
>> YEAH!
>> BOOM!
TEAM BRANDORI'S AT $500.
THE BID'S AT $550.
>> $600, RIGHT HERE.
>> JESSE'S AT $600.
NOW $650.
CUBA GOODING JR. AT $650.
THE BID'S AT $700.
$650. NOW I'M AT $700.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> $700. NOW THE BID'S AT $750.
>> MONEY.
>> HEY. THERE HE GOES $750.
NOW THE BID'S AT $800.
>> YEAH.
>> $800 THIS WAY.
NOW THE BID'S AT $850.
>> $1,000.
>> $1,000 BID.
NOW I'M GONNA GO $1,100.
$1,000. $1,000. I GOT $1,100?
>> YEAH.
>> $1,100. THE BID'S AT $1,200.
>> $1,500.
>> $1,500. THAT'S THE WAY TO
DO IT, T-MONEY.
$1,500. NOW THE BID'S AT $1,600.
>> YEAH!
>> $1,600.
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,700.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> $1,700. $1,700.
NOW THE BID'S AT $1,800.
>> YEAH!
>> $1,900.
NOW THE BID'S AT AT $2,000.
>> MONEY!
>> $2,000. NOW TO $2,100.
>> YEAH.
>> $2,100.
NOW I'M GONNA GO $2,200.
>> MONEY.
>> NOW I'M GONNA GO $2,300.
>> YEAH.
>> NOW AT $2,400.
>> MONEY.
>> $2,400.
NOW THE BID'S AT $2,500.
>> YEAH.
>> $2,500. $2,500.
GONNA GO $2,600?
$2,500. YOU GO $2,600?
$2,500 GOING ONCE.
$2,500 GOING TWICE.
ARE YOU OUT?
>> YES.
>> SOLD FOR $2,500.
>> YES!
>> TEAM BRANDORI, IT'S ALL
YOURS.
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH, THANKS.
>> I THINK THE HEAT'S GOTTEN TO
HIS BRAIN AND YOUR BRAIN, TOO.
>> YEAH, I THINK SO.
>> [ Chuckling ] WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, BUYING THIS FOR $2,500?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S A GOOD DEAL.
>> COME ON, MAN.
>> OH, LORD.
>> WHAT? WHAT FOR?
>> HE BETTER HAVE MADE A GOOD
BUY.
>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND
OF "GOOD BUY" YOU GOT --
GOODBYE.
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LET'S GET TO THE NEXT AUCTION,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE KEYS AT
THE END OF THE DAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AWESOME.
>> OH [BLEEP]
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> HERE WE ARE, RIGHT HERE.
159. COME ON IN.
IT'S THE LAST BIN OF THE DAY.
WHO WANTS TO BUY IT AND GO HOME?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> IT'S A BUSINESS IN A BOX.
CUT THE LOCK, MAN.
>> OH.
>> HEY, A PIZZA BOX.
>> GET A GOOD LOOK.
>> MAN, I LOVE ME SOME PIZZA.
WELL, I DIDN'T GET THIS BIG FROM
EATING VEGETABLES.
ALL I NEED IS A
PIZZA MARGHERITA, BRO.
THAT'S IT.
>> THESE BOXES IS CRAZY.
SOMEBODY LEFT IN A BIG HURRY, OR
THEIR PIZZA WAS AWFUL -- ONE OR
THE OTHER.
>> I USED TO WORK AT A PIZZA
JOINT BACK IN THE DAY, MAN.
YOU CAN GET A COUPLE GRAND FOR
AN OVEN.
A LOT OF PIZZA PLACES NOW ARE
MOVING TO THOSE WOOD-FIRE OVENS
NOW.
THOSE ARE EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE.
BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IADE
SOME PIZZA.
>> THERE'S A CORD THERE, BUT WHO
KNOWS WHAT THAT COULD GO TO?
MAYBE A SIGN OR SOMETHING.
>> LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH
THIS, GUYS.
LET'S START THE BIDDING NICE AND
LOW.
WHO WANTS IN? NOW BID $100.
>> YEAH.
>> $100 TO TEAM BRANDORI.
>> AT $100. TO $150.
>> YO.
>> $150. AT $200.
>> MONEY.
>> T-MONEY'S AT $200.
NOW I'M AT A HALF.
>> GIVE ME THAT, SEAN.
>> I GOT A HALF.
NOW I'M TO $300.
>> YES.
>> IN AT $300.
I GOT $325 FROM TEAM BRANDORI.
NOW THE BID'S AT $350.
>> OOH, GIRL, WHAT DO YOU SEE
BACK THERE?
>> I'M GONNA GO $375.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> T-MONEY'S AT...
>> [BLEEP]
>> IN AT $400.
>> YUP.
>> I GOT A QUARTER.
NOW THE BID'S AT $450.
>> MONEY.
>> AT $450. NOW I'M AT $500.
>> YEP.
>> $500. $550?
>> MONEY.
>> OH, BOOM, BOOM!
>> $600. $600.
NOW THE BID'S AT $700.
>> $700. BID'S AT $800.
$700. BID'S AT $800.
>> BOOM.
>> $800. NOW THE BID'S AT $900.
>> MONEY.
>> $900. NOW I'M AT $1,000.
>> $1,000. I'M AT $1,100.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> NOW THE BID'S AT $1,200.
I'M GONNA GO $1,200. $1,300?
$1,300? NOW THE BID'S AT $1,300.
$1,300? NOW IN AT $1,200.
>> BOOM!
>> NOW I'M GONNA GO TO $1,500.
>> $50.
AT $1,500. $1,600?
I GOT $1,500. NOW I'M AT $1,600.
$1,500. NOW I'M AT $1,600.
>> YEAH.
$1,500. NOW I'M AT $1,600.
$1,500 GOING ONCE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> $1,500 GOING TWICE.
>> HEY, KEEP IT.
>> LOOKING FOR $1,600.
>> HOPE IT'S A COOL PIZZA.
>> ALL IN. FAIR WARNED!
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> SOLD YOUR WAY FOR $1,500!
IT'S ALL YOURS, MAN.
$1,500.
>> I WAS ONLY WANTING TO PAY
$1,000 ON THAT, BRO.
>> YEAH, I WASN'T -- I WASN'T
GONNA PAY $1,200.
>> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
>> BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY IT
WENT -- I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, BRO.
>> GOOD JOB, MAN.
>> COOL, CALM, AND COLLECTED.
>> ALL IT WAS WORTH WAS A GOOD
$800, BUT IT'S NICE TO RUN 'EM
UP.
>> HERE'S THE THING.
>> HEY, THAT'S PRETTY [BLEEP]
UP, MAN.
I SAID "50," NOT "15."
>> NO, BRO.
>> I SAID $50.
>> WE SAID $50.
>> YEAH, BUT, SEE -- BUT
HERE'S -- HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE
AUCTIONEER CALLS THE NUMBERS,
AND YOU THROW YOUR HAND UP.
HE WAS AT $1,300.
I CALLED $1,500.
YOU THREW YOUR HAND UP.
I TOOK YOUR BID.
>> I SAID HALF, $50. I SAID $50.
>> WANT ME TO CALL IT BACK?
I'LL RESTART THE AUCTION.
COME ON, EVERYBODY!
COME ON BACK!
WE'RE GONNA RESELL THIS UNIT!
>> DUDE, HELL, NO.
>> NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE GOOD.
>> NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS FEELING
BAD ABOUT IT.
>> NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE ALL SET.
>> YOU SURE?
>> WE'RE GOOD.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOOD.
WE'RE GOOD.
>> WE'RE GOOD.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> YOU WERE JUST SO CONVINCING
WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT THERE'S
GOOD STUFF IN HERE, SO LET'S
JUST GET THE BOXES OUT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HERE.
OH, NO.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> [BLEEP]
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S NOT AN OVEN.
>> OHH, GOD.
LIKE, AN OLD ICE-CREAM CHEST?
>> YEAH. NOT GOOD.
>> NO?
>> NO.
>> SO NO PIZZA OVEN, HUH?
WHAT'S IN HERE?
THERE'S -- THERE'S...HANDLES ON
IT.
>> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S...
[ SIGHS ]
IT AIN'T BAD. IT AIN'T GREAT.
I MEAN, IT'S NEON.
MAYBE 300 BUCKS.
WHAT ABOUT THE ICE CHEST?
>> $350.
$25.
THE PEELS RIGHT HERE -- MAYBE
$25.
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYTHING IN HERE -- MAYBE
100 BUCKS.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> SO, WE'RE TAKING A $700 LOSS?
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU KNOW WHAT
WE NEED TO DO?
WE JUST NEED TO MAKE IT UP ON
YOUR R.V.
YOU HAD ME SOLD WITH THAT CORD
THERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAD YOU
SOLD?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> OH, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID,
"THERE'S MONEY HERE.
THERE'S MONEY HERE."
>> I DON'T EVEN CARE.
>> HOMEY, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT
THIS BIN, BRO.
EVEN THOUGH I SPENT $2,400, I
KNOW I CAME UP ON THIS BIN.
LOOK RIGHT HERE, DUDE.
THESE COOLERS ALONE -- 30 BUCKS
FOR ALL OF THEM.
YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF JUNK
RIGHT HERE.
LOOK AT THESE WADERS, BRO.
LOOKING AT ABOUT -- WHAT --
75 BUCKS FOR ALL THREE OF THEM,
DUDE, USED?
LIFE VEST, LIFE PRESERVERS.
DUDE, THIS BOX ALONE -- 75 BUCKS
TO 100 BUCKS.
>> YEAH.
>> ANOTHER GAS CAN.
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IN A HURRY
TO SEE.
>> I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S
UNDERNEATH THIS, BRO.
THIS IS MY BIG-TICKET ITEM, BRO.
>> WHEN I SAW THOSE -- THE
WHEELS BACK THERE ON THE
TRAILER...
>> YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE
SOMETHING, BRO.
COME ON.
>> MY GUESS IS THAT THERE'S SOME
KIND OF FISHING BOAT, OBVIOUSLY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK'S BACK HERE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT, TOO.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS GUY WAS AN
OUTDOORSMAN, SO IT COULD BE
ANYTHING.
>> OH, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
>> I WANT TO CHECK INSIDE,
BIG DAWG.
COME ON, BRO.
YOU READY FOR ME TO PULL THIS
OFF OR WHAT, DAWG?
>> YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT. DO IT.
>> COME ON, BIG DAWG.
>> OBVIOUSLY, THIS GUY WAS AN
OUTDOORSMAN, SO IT COULD BE
ANYTHING.
>> OH!
>> IT COULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE OUTDOORS.
>> COULD BE LIKE A SANDRAIL OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> YOU NEVER KNOW.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
>> I WANT TO CHECK INSIDE,
BIG DAWG.
COME ON, BIG DAWG.
>> HIT IT!
>> OHH.
>> OHH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT IS BULL.
THAT SUCKS.
>> YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
>> REALLY?
WHY DOES A GUY PUT THE CHAIR UP
HERE LIKE THIS AND COVER IT?
WHY?
>> IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS MOVING
OUT AND DIDN'T HAVE NOWHERE TO
STORE HIS CRAP.
>> OHH, PAPA BEAR, THIS IS B.S.
>> OHH, BRO.
>> YOU'RE TAKING A BLOODBATH,
BRO.
>> DUDE, I LOST MY *** ON THIS
ONE, MAN!
>> SERIOUSLY, I THOUGHT FOR SURE
YOU HAD YOURSELF A FISHING BOAT.
>> EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY HAD
THEMSELVES A FISHING BOAT, DUDE.
THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY WAS
BIDDING.
I THOUGHT I GOT A DEAL,
BIG DAWG!
ABOUT $700 WORTH OF FISHING
EQUIPMENT ALL TOGETHER.
THIS IS ABOUT -- WHAT -- A $500
TRAILER?
>> EVEN THEN, YOU'RE TAKING A
BLOODBATH, BRO.
>> MAN, DUDE.
>> WOW.
>> I CAME HERE TO MAKE MONEY,
NOT LOSE MONEY, BRO.
JUST JUNK, DUDE.
>> JUNK.
>> MAN. THIS SUCKS, BRO.
>> JESSE.
>> DAN, HOW YOU DOING?
>> I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME
INTERESTING THINGS TODAY AND NOT
THE USUAL.
>> WOW, ALWAYS CRITICAL.
>> I WISH YOU'D FIND SOME GOOD
THINGS ONCE IN A WHILE.
>> OH, WOW.
WELL, I'M HOPEFUL.
I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
>> WHAT IS THIS BACK HERE?
>> WELL, HERE'S MY FIRST PIECE.
I GOT THAT NICE CREDENZA.
I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, CLEAN
IT UP A BIT.
1,000 BUCKS -- WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
>> ACTUALLY, THIS IS AN
AUTHENTIC PIECE.
THIS IS NOT A REPRODUCTION.
THIS IS A GEORGE NELSON-DESIGNED
HERMAN MILLER CREDENZA FOR THE
EXECUTIVE OFFICE GROUP, 1955.
>> WOW.
>> BUT IF YOU PUT A NEW OIL
FINISH ON THIS, YOU COULD EASILY
SELL IT FOR $2,500.
>> WHAT?!
>> IT'S A VERY DESIRABLE PIECE.
>> WOW.
>> GOOD FIND.
>> $2,500? THAT MEANS I ALREADY
MADE 1,000 BUCKS.
I GOT THIS ONE OPENED.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY.
>> DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS ONE?
>> OH, AND LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S A FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
DESIGN.
HE DID THIS FOR
THE MIDWAY GARDENS IN CHICAGO,
PRE-WORLD WAR I.
IT'S MADE BY CASSINA.
THIS IS A HIGH-QUALITY COMPANY.
AND THAT SEAL MEANS THIS PIECE
WAS LICENSED BY THE
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT FOUNDATION.
>> GOT IT.
>> SO, NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE A
GREAT AMERICAN DESIGNER IN
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT, BUT THIS IS
A LICENSED EDITION OF ONE OF HIS
CHAIRS.
>> GOT IT.
>> AND IT'S A LIMITED EDITION.
I WISH THE CONDITION WERE A
LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT IT'S
DEFINITELY A $1,000 CHAIR.
>> GOT IT.
SO, I HAVE THIS LAST PIECE HERE.
>> CAN WE TAKE THAT OFF?
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING IT'S
ONE OF THOSE REALLY NICE,
HIGH-QUALITY REPRODUCTION
PIECES.
>> NOW, IF YOU'RE SELLING THESE
KINDS OF THINGS, YOU SHOULD
BECOME MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE.
YOU SHOULD READ A FEW BOOKS.
>> SURE.
>> AND THEN, YOU WOULDN'T FIND
YOURSELF IN THIS POSITION...
>> UH-OH.
>> ...OF BEING SURPRISED WHEN
YOU HAVE A $4,000 ITEM HERE,
'CAUSE THIS IS THE REAL THING.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> THIS IS THE REAL THING.
>> NO.
>> YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU CAN'T TELL WHETHER
SOMETHING'S A REPRODUCTION
SIMPLY BECAUSE IT HAS A LABEL ON
IT.
BUT THE DETAILS -- THE QUALITY
OF THE FINISH ON THIS SOLID
CAST-ALUMINUM BASE, THE SCREWS
ARE INTEGRATED WITH THE REST OF
IT, AND, ALSO, IT'S GOT THE
ROSEWOOD.
IT'S VERY HARD TO MAKE THIS.
THESE ARE HANDMADE BY AMERICAN
WORKERS IN MICHIGAN.
GOOD GOING.
>> WOW!
I GOT ALL OF THIS FOR $1,500.
>> TREASURE CAVE.
>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.
>> FIND ONE OF THESE EVERY DAY.
>> THANKS SO MUCH, DAN.
>> TAKE CARE.
>> YOU GOT IT?
>> YEP.
>> TELL YOU WHAT, MAN -- THIS
THING'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE,
HUH?
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> OH. OH, MY GOD.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU GOT IT?
>> YEP.
>> TELL YOU WHAT, MAN -- THIS
THING'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE,
HUH?
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> OH. OH, MY GOD.
>> OH, YEAH, HUH?
>> OH, IT'S MUSTY IN HERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MUSTY"?
>> I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING
WORTHWHILE IN THESE CABINETS
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE.
>> WELL, THAT AIN'T WORKING
RIGHT THERE.
>> THAT DOESN'T OPEN.
>> OH [BLEEP]
WHY DO WE GOT PING-PONG BALLS IN
HERE?
>> LOOK, THERE ARE SOME MAPS
HERE.
>> OKAY.
[ SIGHS ]
>> "GEOLOGICAL SURVEY."
>> GEOLOGICAL SURVEY. SURVEY.
OH, WAIT.
>> LOOKS --
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT YOU GOT?
>> THERE IT IS.
OPEN THAT DOOR UP.
ELECTRONICS.
[ CREAKS ]
SEE THAT?
HERE. LET'S DO IT THIS WAY.
>> OH, WOW.
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
>> NOW, TELL ME THAT'S NOT COOL,
RIGHT?
I MEAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE AN
OSCILLOSCOPE, MAYBE.
>> ORIGINAL POSITION TAPING
MACHINE.
WHAT WERE THEY TAPING?
>> THE MAPS, THE ELECTRONICS,
ALL THE ANTENNAS -- I THINK
THESE GUYS WERE STORM CHASERS.
THAT'S PROBABLY 1,000 BUCKS
RIGHT THERE.
I MEAN, I GOT ANOTHER 500 BUCKS
RIGHT HERE, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> IF THIS THING RUNS, WE'RE
LOOKING AT 5 GRAND.
>> $5,000, SO WE DOUBLED OUR
MONEY.
>> YEAH. WANT TO GO START --
DO THE HONORS -- START IT?
>> I'LL TRY.
>> CROSS YOUR FINGERS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
>> AW, COME ON. YOU --
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
HA HA! SEE?
IT'S RUNNING.
SEE THAT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> IT SOUNDS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. IT SOUNDS GOOD.
>> WOW. THIS THING'S --
THIS THING'S A BEAST.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "A BEAST"?
>> THIS IS CRAZY!
>> IT PROBABLY STILL GETS ABOUT
4 OR 5 MILES A GALLON ON A GOOD
DAY.
>> HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING
OFF?
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, I CONCEDE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU MADE US A PROFIT.
>> YOU KNOW...
>> I'M VERY HAPPY.
LET'S MAKE SOME CALLS AND GET
RID OF THIS THING.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MAYBE
JUST KEEPING THIS THING?
>> WE GOT A LITTLE THING --
R.V. -- TO PARK R.V.s.
WE'LL CRUISE AROUND THE COUNTRY
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
>> NO. NO.
>> YOU SURE?
>> YOU GET ON THE PHONE AND MAKE
SOME PHONE CALLS.
THIS THING IS GONE AS OF NOW.
>> YOU SURE?