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Set fire to your hair, Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, Eat medicine that's out of date, Use
your private parts as pirahna bait. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways
to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die. Get your toast out with a fork, Do your own electrical
work, Teach yourself how to fly, Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie. Dumb ways to
die, So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die. Invite
a phsyco killer inside, Scratch your drug dealers brand new ride, Take your helmet off
in outer space, Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways
to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die. Keep a rattlesnake as a pet,
Sell both your kidneys on the internet, Eat a tube of superglue, Hmmmmm, I wonder whats
this red button do. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die. Dress up loke a moose during hunting season, Disturb a nest
of wasps for no good reason, Stand on the edge of a train station platform, Drive across
the boom gates at a level crossing, Run across the tracks between the platforms, They may
not rhyme but they're quite possibly. Dumbest ways to die, dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
so many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.