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Do you know me?
I'm one of the two most feared critics in the antivirus industry!
Wherever I go on the Internet, I carry the American Hype Press Card!
The American Hype Press Card lets me search for the finest computer security B.S. around!
And you can think of Microsoft-- eh,
Microsoft is a flimsy door, let's say.
And antivirus software is a door *** that doesn't always lock.
What's your bigger problem?
A flimsy door, or a door *** that doesn't lock...?
As computer virus experts, we at Vmyths.com go through dozens of monitors every year.
That's why we count on
[Woman screams]
[grunts]
Halon 1201 fire extinguishers...
Then along comes a family called the Rubbles, and we'll have Barney and Betty here.
And one day, they do the nasty--
and nothing happens.
So they do the nasty again, and nothing happens.
And they do the nasty, and nothing happens.
And they keep doing the nasty, and nothing happens!
So one day they just give up, and they steal a kid off of a porch...
"Precautionary reformat"!
[Woman screams]
[Man in background waves]
I need more Liquid Paper...