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\f0\fs24 \cf0 \ >>UNCLE SAM: I believe in America. We Americans\'85we
stand by our word. But we owe a lot of money. The deficit, the debt...soon, we won\'92t
be able to pay anybody back, and we\'92ll be broke. So I was wondering, since you guys
are a sovereign nation, and you\'92re doing so well...\
>>CHIEF: Yes, the casino business is doing quite well for us these days.\
>>UNCLE SAM: I know. I just lost a hundred bucks on the slots. So, you think you\'92ve
got a few hundred billion lying around you could toss our way? For old times\'92 sake?\
[pause]\ >>CHIEF: I think we can help you. \
>>UNCLE SAM: Oh, God, thank you.\ >>CHIEF: Why don\'92t we sign a treaty?\
>>UNCLE SAM: A what now?\ >>CHIEF: A treaty. You get what you want;
we get what we want.\ >>UNCLE SAM: Oh, a treaty. Oh, sure! We\'92ve
done that before with you. We\'92ve always held up our end of the bar\'97uhhhh\'85\
>>CHIEF: I\'92ve already drawn one up for us. It simply states that you would get your
billions of dollars, and we would get California, Texas and Manhattan.\
>>UNCLE SAM: Whoa, whoa, whoa! California? That\'92s...Hollywood! That\'92s San Francisco!
That\'92s...well, wait. Hollywood and San Francisco...you know what? Take it.\
>>CHIEF: This is a good trade.\ >>UNCLE SAM: But Manhattan, I have to say
no to that. I mean, that\'92s\'85that\'92s the Big Apple, that\'92s New York City. Jay-Z
lives there. Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there\'92s nothing you can\'92t
do!\ >>CHIEF: We are prepared to give a little
extra for Manhattan. We have these lovely dream catchers.\
>>UNCLE SAM: Trinkets for Manhattan!?! Are you kidding me? Oh...these are beautiful.
Are these hand made?\ >>CHIEF: Hands put them in a box.\
>>UNCLE SAM: And they catch your dreams? Hm. OK. But Texas? That\'92s a big fat no. I gotta
draw the line in the sand right there. You don\'92t mess with Texas. This land is OUR
land. Just like the song says.\ >>CHIEF: How does that song start again?\
>>UNCLE SAM: This land is your land...\ >>CHIEF: Thank you.\
>>UNCLE SAM: You tricked me!\ >>CHIEF: You know the treaty that we just
signed? \ >>UNCLE SAM: I didn\'92t sign that...\
>>CHIEF: I am changing that. We will be taking all of the states. Including Alaska and Hawaii.\
>>UNCLE SAM: What?!\ >>CHIEF: Here, I will sign for you.\
>>UNCLE SAM: But what about the money?\ >>CHIEF: Oh, we will keep the money. You keep
the Washington Redskins.\ >>UNCLE SAM: It\'92s so cold in here.\
>>CHIEF: Can I offer you a blanket?\ >>UNCLE SAM: Oh, yes, a blanket would be wonderful,
thank\'85\ \
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