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Do we even need to bother Sam, there's like, no one here.
Shut up Chloe! This is a really exclusive event and only important people were invited.
How lucky are we!
Hmmmm.
Hi guys! Photo?
[Camera takes photo]
Beautiful. I have a social blog, you might pop up there.
So you're like a social photoographer?
Mmm hmm, yip
Isn't everyone a social photographer, you know, like, facebook?
I hope you die on your fixie, urban hipster.
Whoa, ok. Damage control.
Whatever. [Scoffing]
What are you doing?
Watching an auction for that instant film.
Is the gig really worth it? That film is so expensive.
Yeah but I found a guy selling it kinda cheap, and only a couple of bidders...
That's kinda weird since that stock is such hot property.
Mmmmm, you think it's dodgy?
Na it's probably fine...
Yeah...
Hello.
[Camera takes photo]
We done yet?
Almost with the photos bit, but then we've got the socialising bit afterwards!
I don't really 'social'...
Come on Chloe, life is short, live a little! I mean, you don't want to die of natural causes do you? Hi.
Kinda planned on it, a little bit.
[Camera takes photo]
Don't you get tired of taking photos of people in groups holding drinks the whole time?
That is the best thing about social photography, is you get such an easy audience. I get so many people that wanna look at my photos.
Or themselves in your photos.
Same thing.
Not really.
[Camera takes photo]
[Sigh]
Ok! My cards full. Let's get amongst it.
Get amongst what?
Auction win, yessss!
That film is mine.
Guessing we don't really have the same gauge of awesome....
Yup.
You're a photographer?
Oh! Do I look like a creative girl with a good visual eye?
You got a tripod.
Oh. Yeah well, that's not mine, but I am one! Live it, breathe it...
I actually just won an auction for some instant film. It's exciting, please share my excitement.
Instant film... sounds kinda cool. Old school?
Yeah. it's a great look, but they stopped making it so I have to buy it online.
Does that make it expensive?
I found it cheap.
You sure it's not a scam?
Hmmmm.
Fixie culture's pretty, pretty misunderstood I think people don't really understand what it's all about. It's not about all the colours, the bells and whistles, the sparkles on the bike or the color schemes...
...its about paring back what you have, cutting, cutting through time...
What do you do? 0:02:56.501,0:02:57.900 I'm a vet.
Do you see many cats?
Yeah, quite a few.
How good are cats!
It's about weightlessness, it's about paring bac... minimalism, about...
I saw that guy park his Hummer over the entire bike rack outside, crushed a whole bunch of fixies...
This oppression must stop!
[Starts fighting]
[Fighting]
What'd you do that for?