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Sector: ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ Year: propably million
What?!
Control here. We're getting reports that the Galactic Bank has been robbed.
Listen here Mr Controller. My usual gunner is spacesick,
and there's no way I'm doing anything with the idiot they replaced him with.
I'm not an idiot!
Shut the f*** up. I'm amazed you haven't shot at your own craft yet!
Actually he has.
What?
Yup!
Everyone shut the f*** up! I'm not going anywhere with that half-brained gunjockey.
How many halves does a brain have?
Shut the **** up! (smashes radio)
The suspect is heading in your direction. If you don't stop him you'll have to repay whatever they've stolen.
No problem. How much did he steal?
According to current estimates they got away with 345,329,725 euros.
Oh ***...
The Worst Job in the Galaxy
Right. Gunner!
Try and find out how far away they are. (silence)
Gunner? Oh ***. I broke the radio.
Damn. Can you hear me?
What am I meant to be listening for?
Nothing. What can you see on the radar?
What's a Radar? Speak English!
Don't worry, I can see them already.
Did you mean the cell? I can't see anythi...
Shut up! This is the Police. Surrender immedia...
There's nothing in the cell excep...
Effing silence!
You can chase us to the edges of the world, but you'll never catch us.
In that pile of junk?
Eat my gunner!
Yeah! I mean... no!
Looks like your gunner's about as much use as mine.
Gunner! Blow them to bits!
Okay, but some idiot forgot to install a rear gun on this tin can.
Idiot? I was the one who ordered you to install a rear gun!
Okay, the gloves are off. Gunner! Fire!
Your gunner's pretty ***.
Surrender or he might hit you!
(laugh)
I've lost the lock!
But he's right in front of us you useless gerbil!
(more laughter)
Laugh if you like, but we're still going to get you!
You can't get away, and that idiot is going to hit you sooner or later.
Oh damn. Gunner! Think of something!
Right. There's a little trick I know, it always works.
Idiot! We just lost 100,000,000 euros in gold bullion!
The police lost control of their craft, and we still have 245,329,725 euros left.
This had better be worth that one hundred million...
Gunner! Stabilise the engines!
How?
Look in the manual!
Er... the one with 1380 pages? That's going to take me at least four hours.
You've got two minutes.
Righty-ho...
Damn, who's ringing me now?
Is our gold safe?
One hundred million just flew into space and the rest is about to be blown up.
I'm going to turn him into spacejunk, if that pile of *** doesn't crash into something first.
You will be held personally liable for any lost gold.
Ooh Mr Banker! You come down here and say that, you big-hatted pile of ****.
This hat isn't big!
Got it! Engines stabilising!
What was that?
Nothing.
***! First hit! Gunner, are you okay?
Ow. My chair fell over.
I told you not to use a rocking chair! When we get back, you're taking it straight back to your granny.
If we ge...
Silence! Activate the stealth unit!
We are here.
Where are you going? They're behind us!
Be quiet and stop shooting that sign, try shooting the heap of junk flying in front of us!
Erm... but they're not the robbers.
Just shoot it and keep your trap shut.
Damn. Won't work. Gunner, what are you doing?
I'm playing Tetris. Just got a new record, 37,000.
Hah. My record is 187,000! Gunner! Fire the EMP missile!
No way. Gunner! I'll evade, you destroy the missile.
Mission accomplished. Let's get back to base.
I wish you'd shut up...
Translated by: Kris Ess