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Now, that's art.
RUSSELL: She is totally untouchable.
No, she's hot, but every girl's got a vulnerable place.
Yeah, it's called the dingly.
I'll see you guys later.
Hey, Zack, don't forget Sasha... Tasha... Mikhal has soccer practice at 11:00.
Got it.
Excuse me, do you have a membership card?
Sir, I work here.
What's going on, Joe?
This lady doesn't have a membership card.
Oh, I'll take it from here, bro.
Yeah, go to it, Zack.
Listen, I'm gonna let you pass this time,
but next time you might want to use the "my dog ate it" excuse.
Maybe wear an eye patch or something.
Because nobody's gonna believe you work here.
No seriously, it's supposed to be my first day.
I just transferred from 232.
I'm Amy.
Hey.
It's okay.
Nobody would believe... 'Cause you don't look like you would...
I'm Zack.
I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.
Yeah, he gets a little stubborn sometimes.
You give a guy a badge and suddenly gets
...a false sense of power.
Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
No way.
Hi, there.
Check stand number one. Head cashier, Vince Downey.
Vince Downey? I've heard of you.
You have the fastest hands in the southwest.
8.9 pass-through rate, huh?
Oh, boy. Well, I guess my reputation has preceded me once again.
It's actually 9.1,
now that I set the southwest regional speed ring competition record.
That's amazing. I'm Amy Renfroe.
Oh, wow. Renfroe.
Is that Nordic?
I don't think so.
Well I was just judging from your Romanesque stature.
I assumed you were from Nordica.
Nordica, that's just north of Timberland, right, Vince?
VINCE: Oh.
Oh, he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke.
I see you met Zack. He's one of our box boys.
Yeah, he's in charge of the boxes.
Box boy?
Well, more of a Zack of all trades.
MAN OVER RADIO: Zack, we still need some boxes at check stand 10.
So many boxes, so little time.
You know I just started my break.
I'd love to show you the store, if you'd like.
Oh, my God. That'd be great.
Yeah, let's start off in the cashiers' lounge.
Okay. Nice to meet you, Zack.
Nice to meet you too, Amy.
Wow. That's got to hurt.
Man, he is always doing that to you. Stealing your thunder.
Remember the redhead in Gardening?
Boinked her behind the monkey grass.
And the Asian in Automotive.
Did her on a pile of carburetors.
Oh, and the blond in Frozen Foods
with the doink-doink "Turkey's done!"
r?
Yeah. But it ain't over yet.
Okay.
Russell, I need all the 411 on Amy Renfroe. She's the new cashier.
Yeah.