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[Verse 1] Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping
by Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured
pie Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me
what to do!" Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to
you
MINE TURTLE
[Verse 2] Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from
Cairo to Madrid Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains
kid Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying
machine Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
[Verse 3] He stole alien technology, and built a time
machine Went back in time to 100 million B.C
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
[Verse 4] Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle
came from In
a petting zoo one day there was a
man named Tom He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank
a
cold one And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode
"LOOK OUT HE'S
GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no
he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE