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Son RaGa
Son RaGa
Wake up!
Ben Kingsley?
But the fancy dress was cancelled
No no, Dear Raga.
I'm MaGa.
You're in heaven.
What??
But when did I die?
Last night, while watching doraemon...
You took sleeping pills instead of gems, accidentally, my child
But who kept those pills there?
I've told them that I take sleeping pills only in parliament
Don't worry, son
I'll send you back to hell very soon
Hey no no no! I'm not going back to hell
My relatives and family friends will be there
They will force me to fight elections against hitler, osama etc.
Listen son
If you want to come to heaven
Then you won't be able to make it via the politician quota, son
Perhaps you can try through the mentally challenged category
But when you can be here then why can't I?
We've done the same things, after all
What do you mean, son?
You lead the non cooperation movement
Similarly I, too, didn't cooperate
Didn't let any work happen in the parliament for six months. What about that?
You launched the Quit India movement, right. Similarly, I also quit India..
And went to Bangkok for two months
You went to Dandi in March. I just went in April, man.
Will you send me to hell for being just this late?
Damn it, non-violence!
It's not so easy to enter heaven, son.
Hey, since you've been here for so long, talk to Lord Ganesha and tell him that...
We'll declare Ganesha Visarjan as a national holiday
But you'll have to win the election even for that, son
Don't think so little of yourself
How will new jokes trend on twitter without you?
If you don't give speeches then how will new viral videos be made, child?
People need you, son.
But what can be done now?
Idea!
Let's send Donald Trump to hell instead of you
You'll be become the PM and be back by then
Had it been that easy then Advani ji would have been the PM too
You are in need of a good mentor
Someone who united the entire nation
Someone who followed the path of truth and non-violence
Somone who wore a white dhoti
who held a stick in his hand
who could be this person?
Where will I get such a person in ten bucks?
No one slaps anyone these days
So retweet if anyone mocks you on twitter
First, they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
And then...
You win
They have already laughed at you hehehe
LOL
It means that
You're very close to victory
Don't think about defeating your enemies
Instead win them over with love
I'll give it my all, MaGa Ji
No one will call me Abhishek Bachchan of politics from now on
I'll do some five-six world tours in the name of Diplomacy
Will upload pout selfies on insta daily
Will make such promises before the elections, such promises
Which will be followed through
If you give your word
That you'll work with utmost honesty and dedication
Then I'll definitely come to help you
Just remember me in times of need, son
That's alright but...
Don't you think this has happened before
I'm feeling a sense of deja vu
This has happened before somewhere. Exactly like this
No, son. Never happened before.
Either in some book or some song?
I've seen this somewhere. This did happen.
Where did this happen? I am unable to recall it.
Come come here. Hold him. Be careful
He'll get a head injury
Put doraemon's dvd in his pocket orhe'll start crying as soon as he gets up
Uwais bro, what?
You're overdoing the light so much!
Are you making this a dance bar?
Hold on, man! Doing it!
Gave me asthma by putting in so much smoke.
Hello
Yes, mam. It's Leonardo NoOscario this side.
Yes, mam. We incept ideas in people's minds.
We incepted the idea to quit acting in Uday Chopra's mind.
Yes, mam. yes, your child's assignment is done.
From tomorrow, he'll start believing that he can be the PM
How did we do this?
hahahaha
In the name of a certain Gandhi
You made a fool of the entire nation.
In the name of the same Gandhi...
We transformed your fool into a genius
And make the payment to Jassi
These are my three monkeys
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