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STOP IT ! u jinxed fellow !
I deserve this for coming here to propose to YOU
You WILL be single till the end !
uh..? Normally girls would curse for stalking
Why is it happening vice-versa here ??
Its been 2 hours, why did you call me here? Buy me tea at least
Hey, you keep laughing like a fool for his questions
say something
I like this girl so much...fell in love with her
uff...you too ?
okay, who is the girl ? Where is she ?
This is her photo
guess you found her in facebook ?
Yes
Name: Varsha
looks like a family girl
I like her very much
she even lives closeby
I saw her...I fell our tastes would match
thats why...(Spoke to her?)...not yet
she would pass by now....machhaan!
What? she is here ?
Yes machchaan
How did you find out ?
you're drooling,go...go and talk to her
Sit here machchan, hope you won't desert me
who would look at me ?...your face is like that
Hi Varsha, I've seen you 2, 3 times
thing is...my name is Raghu
Dad is a surgeon, Mom is a teacher
I've done my MBA, waiting for my business...
uh...I like you very much...I follow you daily
thing is...I don't know what time you catch bus
thats why I'm waiting to talk to you.
hmmm... I love you.
Don't do this...it'll become a problem...
you will regret this
WHAT? why is she talking 'Punch dialogues' ?
It is love ONLY when there are problems...
lets meet tomorrow.
Where are you girls ?
I've already reached and am alone here
what? 20 more minutes ? shh..ok make it fast.
One Chokkabar
Chokkabar ?!! it is Chocco Bar
Hayyoo...
You look beautiful in this dress
I'm following you for so many days
but you don't paying heed
I even know where you live
I'm going to talk to my parents about you
Hello...say something..
Do you like me or not..give an answer
But not the same "Don't do this, will become a problem..
you will regret this" music like a stuck record
VARSHA: Don't do this...it'll become a problem...
you will regret this
Hayyo...even PA system girl would avoid repetition
but you keep repeating the same dialogue everytime
its too booring !
Normally you would leave after the dialogue...
let me do it for a change...bye
Machchi, its Varsha's birthday...
must give her a gift to sweep her off the feet
uh...you do one thing...pledge my chain tomorrow
I'd say I lost it and manage my Dad...
ok, just get her a nice & big gift
she should feel out of the world...okay? Bye
FREIND Humming
Wassup? You've come in your Dad's bike ?
He looks worried..careful da...what happened?
Machchan, you're right on time to meet her
Just keep quiet
what about the chain?
Bought it of course,hey take it...what are you doing back there ?
How is it, 5000 Rs, I used my Dad's credit card...
so please make sure you pay for it
or the tea shop scene will repeat...
just give it...don't say that she is my girl. FRIEND: Why?
this morning I spoke to my Dad about her...
do you know what happened ?
MOM: Yeah Yeah, its high time we get him married
RAGHU: What is the hurry for my marriage ?
Hang on, I will call back
Yeah, you as old as 7 donkeys
and achieved a lot for your family and country
all that is left is marriage...get lost..
just go and brush your teeth first
Oh so were you not talking about my marriage ?
who said its yours ? Its your cousin brother Dayanithi's marriage
Who is the girl...dark-skinned Gomathi ?
uh..even you were not ready to marry her
why would he marry her?
He wants a well educated girl from abroad
Your uncle has found a good girl for him
her photo is on your Dad's table, have a look
RAGHU:Ok. MOM(On the phone): Yeah, its the useless Raghu...
just boring me...RAGHU: Hi Dad, just came in?
DAD: shabba...I'm very tired....
I operated a top star actress last night.
RAGHU: You take lot of time for actress !
What are you doing here ? snooping around ?
WHAT !!! Varsha !!
Dad, is this anna's(elder brother's) fiance ?
NO,Not this. His Fiance's photo is in pooja room...
Your sister-in-law's name is Divya, foreign return...
go and see that...RAGHU: Ok ok ok..who is this girl?
Hayyo...sit down...let me explain
a year ago, a boy came with full feminine charaters...
he wanted to become a girl. I did a wonderful operation...
you are looking at my operation's success...
isn't he good looking?
What are you saying Dad ?
Who says gender change operation is done only in America ?
this is a an example for an Indian doctor's success...
Hear more, next week...VARSHA: Don't do this...
VARSHA: will become a problem, you will regret this
DAD: your Dad's popularity will reach heights
RAGHU: Hayyo..are you going to propagate this ?
Whats the time ? 10:30 RAGHU: Achachooo !
Why does everything workout like this for me
Ha ha hah ha
Hah...Great twist in the tale da...no chance !
Stop Laughing !
Ha ha ha...ha hah I can't stop lauging
Don't torture me...good that she didn't like me
I'm happy about that
FREIND: You are clean bowled machi !
Machchan...she is coming here, go talk to her
VARSHA: Hi Raghu, I want to talk to you
Talk? wait, I will talk to you first !
Just run away ! I don't like to talk to you
What Raghu?
I know who you are. Just go away
I never expected this problem when you said it will become a problem
Habba...I'm very very very very happy...
..enough, just go away before I say something
Why are you blabbering ?
You kept mentioning a problem...what is it?
Tell me now, what problem did you mean ?
Oh,my parents wanted to marry me off to my cousin
good thing he has manglik in horoscope
so they are looking for somebody else now
moreover my friends warned me not to trust boys
and I din't know much about you. Moreover today is..
my birthday, so I came to accept your proposal today
you still don't understand what I mean? I...
RAGHU: Enough..enough..enough
..please, please don't say those words
I don't want to listen to anything from you
I know everything about you
Great story, great screenplay !
How creative you are ? not worthy of diamond ring
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STOP IT ! u jinxed fellow !
I deserve this for coming here to propose to YOU
You WILL be single till the end !
Habba...great escape !
Hey what did the sister..oops brother say ?
Habba...thank god she is gone
Take this, get me back the chain first
FRIEND: Habba...I will get my 5000 back
Hey, Dad wanted me to be back soon, let me leave
Bye. FRIEND: Bye
CHe...I forgot to check her 'gender' in facebook
Dad...Dad...Dad... DAD: Why do you auction your Dad ?
What are you giving you Dad?
Dad, I was talking to my friends this morning
and the girl you mentioned crossed us
check if it is her. DAD: No, this one looks beautiful
this is not the one, who is she?
Don't play games Dad, isn't she that gender-change..
girl you mentioned this morning
DAD: No this looks beautiful, not this one
RAGHU: Why is he confusing? DAD: The photo of..
the gender-changed girl is there, have a good look
RAGHU: This is what I saw in the morning..
DAD: Open your eyes and see.
Hope you didn't say anything wrong to this girl
Hayyyooo ! I was half awake in the morning...
and everything looked like her...hayyo !
I scolded her badly by mistake..where will I find her...
MOM: Why did you cheat him like this? Hayyoo...
Love is all that was missing in his irresponsible life...
I saw him the other day in icecream parlour
with that girl. He was even pledging the chain for her
So I planned to break their affair...Morever..
who else would marry my niece...uh?
Hayyo, do whatever you like. DAD: How was my game plan?
Yeah, you must have been a criminal not doctor...
do whatever you feel like doing
che...looks like I will be single always
MOM: Hide this from him as long as possible..
he might loose heart if he knows...
DAD: Sure
RAGHU: What is it Mom ?
What are you hiding? Show me. MOM: Hey no no...
DAD: No..don't..
DAD: You can't bear it son...
RAGHU: Who is this girl ?
DAD: Its been 15 years since I changed you to a boy!
WHAT?? !!