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Okay, so there's been a schrodinger's cat situation that's been going on for a while.
Is she dead, is she alive? Well congratulations, you are now in the proud knowledge that I'm
actually alive and I've been doing many important adult things with my life in the time that
you've probably been having many fun and exciting adventures on youtube. These important adult
things may include having a fancy cheese party that degenerated into playing cards against
humanity and making poo jokes.
I thought I should make a proper introduction and maybe tell you about what's been going
on in my life, you know, in case you're curious. Who doesn't want to know about the intimate
details of a stranger's life?
Well to start off, my name is Christina and I'm currently 20 years old. My middle name
is Eleanor, which is a frumpy old fashioned sounding name in my opinion. I like to pretend
it doesn't exist. Last night I had a random craving for pizza and so instead of being
smart and saving my money I spent $30 on pizza and proceeded to eat only two pieces of it.
Now I'm going to survive on nothing but pizza for the next few days.
If you can't tell, I've moved. I now live on the other side of the country! My room
is no longer an absurdly bright shade of green, but an absurdly beige shade of beige. It however
has a warning on the door just so you know not to come in or risk getting contaminated
with a zombie virus from all the crazy science that goes on here.
I like cats, and to avoid becoming a crazy cat lady that just adopts all the cats ever,
I'm fostering kittens because they have a return date where you can then exchange them
for more kittens. It's great because kittens always. There's a kitten on my bed right now.
I'm planning on going to university for computer science. What I find amusing about this is
apparently there's not many women in the field. I don't understand why. What's not appealing
about staring at a glowing box for hours and hours a day for the rest of your life? Who
could resist the temptation of learning languages that you can't use for actual conversation?
Women.
Apparently it's not considered normal to say "When I grow up, I want to be a building".
I don't mean the size of a building, because I'd probably be dead long before reaching
the require mass. Literally just looked at a building, thought it was pretty, wanted
to be it.
And I'm just as socially awkward and strange as you may remember. If you were actually
standing here in front of me as opposed to watching a video, you'd notice I'm very quiet
and shy. You'd also probably fall because you're outside a window of the second story
and I'd proceed to freak out because you're creeping my window.
Anyway, I think you're pretty cool for watching this. Enjoy the rest of your crazy youtube
adventures!