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How do you start recording this?
I thought you said this is easy to make?
Yeah any idiot can just record it. Really?
So what were you asking me a minute ago?
We have a balcony by the way, no one uses the balcony for some reason.
Thereís no way that we can incorporate that into the sketch. Liar.
I can incorporate something right now. A beautiful balcony
Look at this good looking man in the balcony. Look at how good looking I am.
By the way, baby lotion thatís the thing bro. So you use baby lotion.
Thatís the only make up I use, thatís what I use in my marriage, in my nikah, walimah.
On by way, im opening a shop, its in Streatham. And he uses baby lotion.
Not on the chicken by the way, but weíre opening a shop, 109 mitcham lane
Basically on the road of Streatham masjid which is in south west London.
So if you donít value your life, give him a visit.
Excuse me, weíre making an advertisement here.
The best chicken shop in London inshaAllah, HMC halal, 99% halal
Because obviously you donít know where HMC gets their things from
But theyíre the most certified one so weíre doing it.
I got a beard as well so you can trust me. Yeah heís got a beard. Iíve got a beard.
I can verify that. He can verify that, heís got a beard. Iíve got a beard as well.
And heís going to come and eat in my chicken shop as well, so yipeee.
We havenít really discussed this. What?
So after months of deliberation, planning, brain storming,
what is the name of this chicken and chip shop that you have come up with,
surely it just has to bamboozle your clients, that go, that shop is just,
they put real thought into this title.
Alright, so wherever you are watching this,
make sure you come to south west London 109 mitcham lane. Tell them the name of the shop.
The name of the shop is. Let me tell them the name of the shop you wanted to call it.
He wanted to call it- Chicken shop. The Chicken Shop.
Tell them your name. My name is Faizan. No, no.
Tell them the name of the damn shop.
The name of the shop is, are you ready for this, now you might fall down from you seat.
Chickenish. Look at his face. Look at his face. He knows itís a awesome name.
How do you zoom in on this? My title was The Chicken Shop. When your going past,
you say- I fancy some chicken and I want to go to a shop. Look itís the chicken shop.
So you go there. But with your one your like, I fancy chicken,
so you go there and its like- Chickenish, so its not 100% chicken,
its nearly there. At least its 100% halal brother. You said 99%. OK 99% because HMCs 99% in my opinion ok.
If you want something which is not 100% halal and you want something which is not really chicken, its chickenish.
Chicken, no its real chicken!
The title of the shop is chickenish. I never thought of that.
So its like, are you hot? No im hottish, coldish, you want some chicken? I want chickenish.
Is it snickers of sneakers? Sneakers is something you wear on your feet.
Alright but im still going to call it sneakers. Why would you do that?
I used it call it when I was young.
We got a guy who makes pizza whose going to work for us.
That does help doesnít it, having a guy who can make pizza.
Because I donít know how to make pizza.
Because if you have someone that doesnít know how to make pizzas then
Thatís exactly right. Oh yeah this is what the guy who makes all these videos,
hes somewhere here in this video, somewhere here.
It could be either one. Somewhere right here. Somewhere.
So this is his boxing, this is how he makes those massive muscles you can see.
This requires a lot of effort, in anything in life, it requires.
(scary sound) This is the emotional bit. What was that?
What do you call this? Ahhh, our new guy is here.
Heres our new actor whose trying to take my place. This is my throne.
Allow me man jusss. Allow you what?
I got my fans out there, what? What fans, they think youíre disabled.
Hey shut up that was one person. Everyone thought he was disabled.
There was one person that came up to me and he said that,
Arenít you supposed to be disabled. I was like, im not disabled im married.
Saad never trims his moustache but today hes trimmed it by the way.
Lets see. No allow it. Lets see. Allow it, your just messing about with the camera
Is that it, youíve done 2 and your arms are hurting.
Now its my turn. Ready? Yeah.
Youíre not supposed to that. 1,2,3,4
I can even jog and do this. 2,3,1,2, 2.5. What?
Allow me man? Allow you what?
Knock, knock. Whose there?
No one! Just like comment and subscribe, so no one gets hurt.
Alright no ones going to get hurt.
Oh yeah, also check out the facebook page, donít forget to like (man),
put a few jokes on there, you know. (inaudible) You werenít supposed to understand that.