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[music and applause] It's time... [applause] From the Personal Liberty Digest Studios.
Wasn't one 9/11 enough, Charlie Rangel? It's this weeks The Great Eight. And now, once
was more than enough for him... Ben Crystal! Poor Charlie, April 15 is not [inaudible]
like every year. [laughter] President Obama insisted this week that Obamafraud is working
the way it should. As is opposed to its millions of victims who aren't working much at all
anymore. [laughter] Funemployment! Coming soon, The Hangover Part 4. [laughter] Talk
about stunt-casting, check out the new black Doug. [laughter] Can we subsidize date ***
drugs? [laughter] Now that his lies about Obamafraud's massive cost increases have been
exposed, Obama's new advice... cut back on the household basics. Who needs to eat really?
It's just food. [laughter] Ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she thinks, "Republicans
are wasting their time" using Obamafraud as a campaign issue. Ha! Because that's not working
at all. While hosting Saturday Night Live, Obama concubine Lena Dunham threw in a shoutout
to Planned Parenthood. Because nothing says funny like overweight naked girls and taxpayer
funded abortionists. [laughter] Senate Democrats spent Monday night up for climate. Next Monday,
up for unicorns! [laughter] Then, up for Obamacare success stories! Ok, that last one's just
crazy. [laughter] Barack Obama-- man of the people. [laughter] Do they have these GAPs,
as you call them, all over the world? Michelle doesn't buy the girls "poor people clothing"
[laughter] Democrat Congress lady Shelia Jackson Lee says happy 400th birthday, US Constitution!
400 years, huh? That's back before Neil Armstrong walked on Mars. [laughter] And that's your
The Great Eight for the week, kiddies. For the Personal Liberty Digest, I'm Ben Crystal
saying, Secretary Sebelius, leave my mother out of it. [laughter and applause]