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This is Clawful.
He's a monster and with me for more than 25 years. Say "hello", Clawful!
And this is made
by the same company, but that's it.
"Monster High"
Yep. I guess it has less to do with monstrous
highs but more with
rather sunburnt vampire ladies, and it's no blind bag, but
it's ... "Sweet Cotton Candy Gum" and a sticker.
If you didn't follow, they even explain it:
"Cotton Candy Gum" is made from vampiric strawberries
and is nothing more than cotton candy. Fair enough!
And if you still didn't follow ...
here's how this is supposed to work:
Vampire stuffs face with "Sweet Cotton Candy"
and blows a bubble ... and it's bubble gum!
Okay ...
I hope that stuff hasn't spoiled yet. Let's take a look.
Bah!
Ohh ... kay.
This seems to be the sticker ...
"Fashionably fierce" ... good Lord.
and ... ehm ...
(laughs) Okay ...
I wouldn't call that Cotton Candy at all.
Is that even edible? Looks like stuff for packaging breakables or something.
Uhm ... appetizing. And it's not even pink like on the bag.
Should I ... bah! It sticks to the fingers, good Lord!
I'll try a little bit, hold on. Could as well be rock wool.
Feels exactly like rock wool.
Mh!
Well.
Doesn't exactly become bubble gum.
It's terrible! Bah! Totally sticks to my hands.
Can't possibly touch the camera now.
And the table is a damn mess.
Thanks for nothing, Mattel. I'll stick to
my "Masters of the Universe" action figures. Literally.
Much more fun than this rubbish. Bah!
Seriously!
Once it sticks to your fingers, it's rather hard to get rid of it.
This is how it looks. Appetizing, isn't it?
Terrible.
Thanks for watching, see you soon!