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[disco music in background] Hey Internets
So Justin the son that hates me
And The Electrician my father who
thinks I'm a failure
Well they're getting along great, I'm so happy!
Justin was coming by today and they met for
the first time, of course, cos Justin was coming
And he was gonna go away on the field trip
to Amsterdam with his school
So I was gonna get him some ice cream
but Dad says that I was grounded.
And I didn't even do it this time!
So they went and apparently they enjoyed it.
I heard them coming in and Justin said
he was the father he never had.
And my Dad said "Enjoy your sprinkles"
I never got sprinkles
"Sprinkles are for winners"
I'm glad, you know, if he's gonna look up
to someone it's my own flesh and blood
and not that douchepipe that Tonya's dating
I mean literally, a douchepipe.
[laughing from next door] I'm sorry about that Internet.
Mom and Dad are having one of their "lifestyle
parties" like they used to have.
Who knew they had so many friends?
I mean, look at this.
There's Stretch Lad and The Icicle
Disco Sailor
Professor Bowtie
Mrs. Ignatieff
Annie Analyser
Super Pants
The Immortal? Is he still alive?
It's a ping pong ball?
Offscreen: [Ping Pong ***!]