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- ALSO, WE'RE GONNA NEED
A PROMAX CONCEALABLE.
ULTRALIGHT GOLDFLEX.
- MM .
- AND WHAT'S THAT?
- UH, KEVLAR VEST. IT'S THIN
ENOUGH TO GO
UNDER YOUR DRESS SHIRT.
- NOW, YOU WANT THE OPTIONAL
AUTO SHELL CARRIER WITH
RIFLE PLATE POCKETS?
- ROGER THAT.
- RIFLE PLATES?
- WE NEED YOU TO REMOVE
YOUR SHIRT, SIR,
SO I CAN MEASURE FROM
YOUR STERNAL NOTCH
DOWN TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON .
- LOSE THE JACKET, SIR.
- NOW, YOU WANT THE FULL BACK
PLATE
WITH KIDNEY WINGS FOR BLOOD
TRAUMA PROTECTION ?
- WHAT? - YEAH.
WITH SPIKE 1-RATED STAB
RESISTANT INSERTS.
- HM, GOT IT.
- NO WORRIES, SIR.
NOBODY GETS STABBED IN
AFGHANISTAN. BESIDES, ANY
ASSAILANT WILL
HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME
FIRST.
- YEAH , I-I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT
ANYTHING. I, UH...
- YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR THAT, RIGHT?
(c)CREATED AND SYNCH BY KIBERLINE, 2013
- WOW, BOTH LINDSEY AND MITCH
ARE DOWN IN THEIR PRIMARIES.
IT'S A *** OF A YEAR TO RUN.
I DON'T ENVY
YOU GUYS .
- AND WE APPRECIATE
YOUR PITY, ANDREW.
- I MEAN, IF ANY OF YOU LOSE,
WE ALL SUFFER, OF COURSE.
BUT I'LL MANAGE.
I'M A SURVIVOR.
HUNTING AND GATHERING.
WELL, MOSTLY GATHERING.
I HAD STUFF ON HOLD.
- WOW.
I WASN'T AWARE
YOU ALREADY HAD A KEY.
- IT'S TRUE.
OUR RELATIONSHIP'S
A LITTLE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
THANK YOU
FOR NOTICING, LOUIS.
HOW MUCH FUN IS THIS
PLAYING HOUSE?
- OH, ADRIANA,
I DON'T THINK SHOPPING AT SAKS
IS PLAYING HOUSE.
I THINK BRINGING BACK
THE PAPER TOWELS
YOU WENT OUT TO GET
IS PLAYING HOUSE.
- THEY DON'T CARRY PAPER TOWELS
AT SAKS.
I CHECKED.
- REALLY?
- YEAH .
- YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE YOU GET IT.
- WHAT?
YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF??
- OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
- WOULD YOU MIND?
THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
SORRY, LOUIS.
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT IS THAT FOR?
- HE'S GOING TO AFGHANISTAN .
- REALLY?
BUT WHY?
- CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION.
- WOW.
AMAZING.
AMAZING. YOU ARE SO BRAVE, LOUIS.
ARE YOU GOING? YOU SHOULD GO.
- ME? WHAT THE HELL FOR?
I'M NOT RUNNING THIS YEAR.
- THIS COULD BE
YOUR LAST CHANCE
TO BE SEEN WITH THE TROOPS
IN THE FIELD.
IF OBAMA
REALLY BRINGS THEM HOME,
THIS WAR COULD BE OVER
BY THE TIME
THAT YOU RUN
FOR PRESIDENT.
- PRESIDENT?
- OH .
NOW, I'M RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT?
YOU KNOW YOU ARE.
THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS
YOU ARE.
SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD GO.
RAND PAUL WOULDN'T,
AND YOU CAN USE THE CONTRAST.
- HEY, ROSIE.
- WHAT THE HELL, LOUIS?
YOU ARE GOIN'
TO AFGHANISTAN?
- I KNOW.
IT'S NOT ME.
- REALLY NOT YOU, DARLIN'.
VERY MCCAIN,
BUT NOT YOU.
- I'M BEING PRIMARIED, ROSE,
BY A BUFFALO RANCHER
WHO'S LEGALLY KILLED
TWO PEOPLE.
- MEN.
- COM E ON IN.
YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
- ALWAYS.
OH, MORNING, ANDY.
MISSED YOU
AT THE HEARING YESTERDAY.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
- I LIVE HERE NOW, ROSALYN.
- OH, GOD, YOU'VE BEEN RETURNED
TO THE WILD.
- BE NICE.
I'M STILL HEALING.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
- WE SHARE A WALL.
THAT ONE.
I WORK
ON HISTORIC BILLS
FOUR FEET AWAY
FROM YOUR CLOWN-*** TV.
- THAT'S AN AWESOME THOUGHT.
WAIT, ARE THEY HISTORIC
IF THEY DON'T PASS??
- SO HELP ME
UNDERSTAND, LOUIS:
TO BEAT BUFFALO BOB,
YOU'RE FLYING TO A WAR ZONE.
- WELL, IT SOUNDS IDIOTIC
WHEN YOU SAY IT.
THE TRIP'S
THE RNC'S IDEA
TO SAY NO TO OBAMA'S CUT AND RUN.
- YOUR SIDE'S
SO MESSED UP NOW, HONEY.
LINCOLN WOULD PUKE.
LISTEN, YOU WANT ME
TO WATER YOUR GARDEN
WHEN YOU'RE GONE?
YOU ALMOST LOST
THE HYDRANGEAS
WHEN YOU WENT
TO DAVOS.
- THAT WOULD
BE GREAT, ROSIE.
- WHO WANTS A FASHION SHOW?
- ME.
WE ALL DO.
- WELL, I'LL LET
YOU GET BACK
TO WHATEVER.
- IT'S A PARTY.
MM-HMM.
BYE.
- AND CANCEL MY LUNCH
WITH COM MITTEE COUNCIL.
I'VE GOT A 1.00
AT SOLAR PLANET.
RIGHT, THANKS, BYE.
- SOLAR PLANET?
THE TANNING SALON?
- SHH.
- WHAT?
- THE DRIVER.
THEY ALL TWEET NOW.
- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOIN'
TO A TANNING SALON?
WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE
FOR AFGHANISTAN .
- I KNOW,
AND I DON'T WANNA SHOW UP
LOOKING SO... SO WESTERN.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THEY'RE A DUSKY-SKINNED PEOPLE.
THE TAN SHOWS RESPECT.
- THAT'S INSANE.
- I'VE BEEN
A MISSIONARY, GIL.
I KNOW SOM ETHING
ABOUT CULTURAL SENSITIVITY.
- HUH .
WHERE EXACTLY DID THE CHURCH
SEND YOU?
- ICELAND.
- HOME OF THE WHITEST PEOPLE
ON EARTH.
- THEY HAVE
THEIR OWN ISSUES.
CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE
THE SUBJECT
BEFORE YOU-KNOW-WHO
OVERHEARS SOMETHING
THAT COULD BE TAKEN
OUT OF CONTEXT?
HOW ABOUT THOSE WIZARDS?
- THEY'VE BEEN ELIMINATED.
- THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
QUITE A SURPRISE.
- IT WAS
A MONTH AGO.
OKAY.
SO THE BAD NEWS IS
WE'RE TECHNICALLY VIOLATING
THE LAW BY ENGAGING IN
POLITICAL ACTIVITY
IN A GOVERNMENT OFFICE,
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE ONLY
DOING IT FOR 30 SECONDS.
THE BUY ON THIS IS TWO WEEKS
IN THE SUBURBAN MARKETS.
- HE WAS READY ON DAY 1,
READY ON DAY 179
AND DAY 2,478.
FOR 17 YEARS, HE'S BEEN READY
EVERY DAY TO HELP PEOPLE,
PEOPLE WHO ARE READY
TO HELP THEMSELVES
TO TURN
THEIR LIVES AROUND,
PEOPLE WHO DON'T
MAKE EXCUSES,
WHO DIG DEEP,
LIKE ROBERT BETTENCOURT HIMSELF,
WHO HAD A VISION
FOR HIMSELF
AND FOR PENNSYLVANIA,
AND HAS BEEN GETTING IT DONE
EVER SINCE.
ROBERT BETTENCOURT:
ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY
WITH NO EXCUSES.
- MY NAME IS
ROBERT BETTENCOURT,
AND I APPROVE
THIS MESSAGE.
I GUESS MAYBE ''APPROVE''
IS A LITTLE STRONG.
ALL RIGHT.
BACK TO WORK.
- AMAZING. WHAT DOES HE GET?
LIKE A FINDER'S FEE?
- OKAY, OKAY,
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
- NOTHING, SENATOR.
JUST GIRL TALK.
- JUST GIRL TALK.
- NO, COME ON.
TELL ME.
- SENATOR BETTENCOURT
HAS STRUCK AGAIN.
- WHAT? HE TRIED
TO SET YOU UP WITH SOMEONE?
- AARON STINSON.
- AARON.
ROBERT'S L.A.
OKAY, OKAY,
I CAN SEE IT.
- HE'S ALREADY ASKED TAMMY OUT
FOR DRINKS.
- WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED.
YOUR BLOUSES
ARE SO TIGHT,
THEY COULD PUT SOMEONE'S
EYE OUT.
- WHAT?
- THE BUTTONS.
GET IT?
IF THEY POP...
OH, NEVER MIND,
IT'S ONE OF THOSE STUPID
MACHO JOKES I MAKE
ALL THE TIME.
I'M INCORRIGIBLE.
SPREAD THE WORD.
ANY M ESSAGES?
I'LL JUST LEAVE THOSE THERE.
YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT
OF A SENATE HIDEAWAY,
DON'T YOU, KATHERINE?
- HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
ANYTHING IN FRONT OF YOU?
YOU'RE NEVER IN
THE OFFICE.
BY THE WAY, THIS IS A LOT NICER
THAN THE OFFICE.
HOW DID YOU GET
A WINDOW?
- SWAPPED HIDEAWAYS
WITH MAUER.
HE NEVER USED HIS.
NEEDED MY VOTE
FOR THE STUDENT LOAN BILL,
WHICH STILL FAILED.
I'D SAY
I GOT THE BETTER DEAL.
- YOU SOLD YOUR VOTE
FOR A REC ROOM ?
- NO, I WAS GONNA VOTE
FOR IT ANYWAY.
FARKUS AND I BOTH AGREED
TO CANCEL OUT EACH OTHER'S VOTE.
- MAUER DIDN'T KNOW THIS?
- NEVER ASKED.
IT'S ALL
3-D CHESS, KATHERINE.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T KEEP UP.
I NEED YOU
TO COVER FOR ME
AT THE TRANSPORTATION
MARKUP TODAY.
I'VE GOT A MEETING.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- HER NAME'S ADRIANA.
- ADRIANA.
THIS WOULD BE YOUR LATEST.
MY LATEST.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
SAY ''LATEST''?
- IF I DON'T LEARN THE NAME,
I DON'T HAVE TO FORGET IT.
- I'M RECENTLY DIVORCED,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
IT'S A SHOPING PERIOD.
- SUCH A SPECIAL TIME.
- BESIDES, SHE'S
SERIOUS PEOPLE.
ADRIANA DE PORTAGO.
RING A BELL?
- ANDY, LET ME
COUNT THE WAYS
THAT DATING THAT WOMAN
COULD GO TERRIBLY WRONG.
ONE...
- KATHERINE...
- TWO...
- I LIKE HER... IN REAL TIME.
UNLIKE MY EX,
WHO HAD MEAT ''GOOD-BYE.''
- AT LEAST TEN,
AND THAT IS
WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING TMZ.
- KATHERINE, I AM NOT BUBBA.
I AM NOT RECKLESS.
I WOULD NEVER RISK EVERYTHING
THAT WE'VE WORKED FOR.
- ANDY, YOU BLEW UP YOUR MARRIAGE
A WEEK BEFORE THE LAST ELECTION
OVER A NANNY.
- OKAY.
THAT'S ONE TIME.
- OKAY, SO THIS IS YOU
BEING CONVEYED
TO YOUR NEXT CONFAB.
EVERYTHING LOOKS SQUARED AWAY,
PROPER DISTANCE
BETWEEN VEHICLES,
GUNNERS SCANNING THE PERIMETER.
THE MOST POWERFUL ARMY ON EARTH
IS ON THE MOVE.
AND THEN,
BOOM .
- WHAT?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
- HUMVEE JUST GOT BLOWN
TO ***, MADDIE.
- WHAT WAS YOUR MISTAKE?
HM?
YOUR MISTAKE WAS BEING
IN THAT CONVOY.
ANY AND ALL MILITARY VEHICLES
ARE IED MAGNETS,
SO THAT'S NOT
HOW WE ROLL.
SAME THING
WITH AIR TRANSPORT.
BOOM.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
WASN'T THAT A SOVIET HELICOPTER?
- IT'S A SIMULATION, SENATOR BIGGS,
JUST TO SHOW YOU
WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
NONE OF THE CONGRESSIONAL
DELEGATIONS IN THE PAST
HAD ANY SECURITY PROBLEMS
WITH THE ARMY.
THAT'S LUCK.
- LUCK?
- UH, BO, IF I MAY.
MRS. BIGGS, FOR US,
CODELS ARE MISSION SPECIFIC.
WE DELIVER HIGH-VALUE PACKAGES
QUICKLY AND SAFELY.
UNLIKE THE MILITARY,
IT'S ALL WE DO.
WE'RE FEDEX
TO THE ARMY'S POSTAL SERVICE.
- MADDIE, THERE'S A REASON
WHY HALF OF ALL AMERICANS
IN AFGHANISTAN
ARE PRIVATE CONTRACTORS,
BECAUSE THEY GET THE JOB DONE CHEAPER
AND MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN THE MILITARY.
WELL, CARTHAGE SECURITY SYSTEMS
IS THE GOLD STANDARD
OF PRIVATE SECU RITY.
WE COULDN'T BE
IN BETTER HANDS, MADDIE.
IN FACT, THERE HASN'T BEEN
A SINGLE INCIDENT
WHERE ONE OF OUR...
WELL, OF COURSE,
UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN,
EVERYBODY WALKED AWAY
FROM THAT ONE.
MM, WELL, THERE'S A LEARNING CURVE.
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT, BUT...
- HEY, ISN'T CARTHAGE ONE
OF YOUR BIGGEST CONTRIBUTORS?
- GEE, YOU THINK?
NO WORRIES, MADDIE.
AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA HAPPEN
TO US .
- YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE
ABOUT THE TRIP?
I'M MISSIN' THE BOBCATS GAME.
I'M MISSIN' A CLASSIC RIVALRY.
SKYBOX, FULLY-CATERED SPREAD,
LITTLE HOSTESS CUPCAKES
RUNNIN' AROUND.
CHRIST, I MUST
BE CRAZY.
- YOU'RE A REAL PERKS GUY,
AREN'T YOU, GIL JOHN?
- I AM
A PERKS GUY, ROBERT.
IF YOU'VE EARNED THEM,
IF YOU'RE WORTHY,
THERE'S NO SHAME TO IT.
- PAUSE IT, WOULD YOU?
I GOTTA PEE.
- LOUIS? YOU OKAY?
- DO YOU KNOW
ANY GOOD PRAYERS?
- WELL, YEAH.
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
THEY'RE NOT MORMON.
- MY MORMON PRAYERS
HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING OUT LATELY.
COULD YOU LEAD ME
IN ONE OF YOURS?
- YEAH, SURE, I GUESS.
- GO AHEAD.
OH, GOD...
- OH, GOD.
- OH, GOD, M-MOST...
- GOD.
OH, GOD.
OH, GOD.
OH, GOD!
OH, GOD, OH, GOD,
OH, GOD, OH , GOD,
OH, GOD, OH, GOD.
OH, GOD!
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS
SO HOT.
- YO, I'M ANDY GUZMAN.
GOT ANY FLORIDA BOYS HERE?
- MIAMI, SIR.
I VOTED FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU, SOLDIER.
- LITTLE SLAP FOR JUNIOR!
ANYONE HAIL FROM NEVADA?
FOUR CORNERS, MAYBE?
ANY OF
THE BOX STATES?
- SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT
THE DIVORCE, SENATOR GUZMAN.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LANDED
ON YOUR FEET, SIR.
- YES, I DID.
YES, I DID.
- WHO THE *** BRINGS A DATE
TO AFGHANISTAN??
- THAT'S ANDY FOR YOU.
HE TOOK TWO GIRLS
TO MIKE WALLACE'S FUNERAL.
- WHO ARE YOU WITH?
- WHAT... WHAT'S THAT?
- WHO ARE YOU WITH?
WHAT NETWORK?
- OH, NO, NO, I' M... I'M NOT MEDIA.
I-I WORK FOR RNC COMMUNICATIONS.
ANGIE.
ANGIE SULLIVAN.
- SHELBY MELLMAN.
I'M WITH THE RENO POST-TRIBUNE.
COVERING SENATOR LAFFER.
- OH, YEAH?
I'M SURPRISED YOUR PAPER
CAN AFFORD TO SEND YOU.
TH EYCAN'T, REALLY.
BUT LAFFER'S
IN A TIGHT RACE.
HE MIGHT LOSE, WHICH'LL BE
A BIG DEAL IN NEVADA.
- WHO IS THAT GUY
TALKING TO ANGIE?
- OH , THAT'S SHELBY MELLMAN.
HE WORKS
FOR THE RENO PAPER.
- WHY IS HE ON
THIS TRIP?
- WELL, IT'S
YOUR HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER, SIR.
YOU'RE RUNNING
FOR REELECTION.
IT'S NOT THAT STRANGE.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
WHY DOES A LITTLE RAG
LIKE THE POST-TRIBUNE
SEND A REPORTER TO AFGHANISTAN?
- TO CATCH YOU SUPPORTING
OUR TROOPS, SIR.
- NO.
NO, HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
- JESUS, LOUIS,
YOU'RE SWEATIN' LIKE A PIG.
- WE'RE FLYING OVER A DESERT,
IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD.
- WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING?
HAVE YOU GOT ON KEVLAR LEGGINGS?
- THEY SHOOT AT PLANES
WHILE THEY'RE LANDING, YOU KNOW.
- YOU GOT
AN ARMORED CUP TOO?
- GIL.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIL.
WE'RE BEING TAPED.
- RELAX.
ANGIE WORKS FOR US.
- YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE YOUTUBE?
- YES.
I TOLD YOU
ABOUT IT.
- NO WONDER YOU'RE ALREADY
SEVEN POINTS DOWN.
- SENATOR BIGGS,
THE PILOT SENDS SERIOUS PROPS
AN D WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU WAN NA FLY TH E AIRCRAFT.
- AWESOME SHIP, HEY, COACH?
- OUGHTA BE, SON, THESE BABIES
COST 70 MILLION A POP.
- IT'S A LOT
OF PLANE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE TWO YEARS AGO,
I WAS RENTING BEACH UMBRELLAS.
I'M LIVIN' THE DREAM, COACH.
- WE BOTH ARE, SON.
I'M NOT REALLY FLYING,
AM I?
- NO, SIR,
NEITHER AM I.
AUTOPILOT.
AH, BUT WE'RE ON THE APPROACH.
I'M ABOUT TO EARN
MY PAY.
OH, QUICK FAVOR, SIR.
ANY CHANCE I COULD SCORE
AN AUTOGRAPH
FOR MY DAD?
HUGE TAR HEELS FAN.
NO PROBLEM, SON.
- AWESOME, COULD YOU MAKE IT OUT
TO ''BIG DOG''?
- BIG DOG.
- I GREW UP ''LITTLE DOG .''
KEPT IT AS MY HANDLE
AT FLIGHT SCHOOL.
EVERYONE CALLED ME ''LITTLE DOG''
EXCEPT FOR MY FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR,
WHO CALLED ME ''LITTLE ***.''
I'M GONNA GET HAVE TO GET
MY CO BACK UP HERE NOW, COACH.
AIR FORCE KIND OF INSISTS
ON IT.
- OH, SURE.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, SON.
- OH, THIS IS SICK.
DUDE, CHECK IT OUT!
SIGNED BY COACH BIGGS HIMSELF.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN.
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU
TO AFGHAN AIR SPACE.
AT THIS TIME, I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST
THAT YOU HANG ON TO YOUR BALLS.
- HA, BOO-YAH.
WHO'S RANK IN HERE?
- A COLONEL WOZNIAK.
COALITION SECURITY HEAD
FOR THE AIRFIELD.
- THAT WAS TERRIFYING.
- IT'S ALL
IN YOUR HEAD, BABE.
JUST GOTTA TELL YOURSELF
IT'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.
- DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW TERROR WORKS?
- SIR, STOP.
- HELLO??
I'M A MEMBER OF THIS DELEGATION
TOO, YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE I DON'T EXIST
TO THESE GUYS.
- WELCOME TO BAGRAM, SENATORS.
- WELL, THANK YOU, COLONEL.
I HEAR
WE'RE NOT LOSIN'.
- YOUR INTEL'S PROBABLY BETTER
THAN MINE, SENATOR.
I UNDERSTAND YOU MADE YOUR OWN
SECURITY ARRANGEMENTS, SIR?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
CARTHAGE SYSTEMS.
WE WANNA HIGHLIGHT THE CONTRIBUTIONS
THAT PRIVATE CONTRACTORS HAVE MADE
TO THE SECURITY HERE
IN AFGHANISTAN.
- YES, SIR, AND WHAT A HECK
OF A CONTRIBUTION IT IS.
THAT'S TEAM OAKLEY
OVER THERE.
- OH, YES.
- DEPUTY AMBASSADOR'S WAITING
TO BRIEF YOU
OVER AT BASE COMMAND.
YOU SURE WE JUST CAN'T
RUN YOU OVER BY HELO?
ONLY TAKE
A COUPLE MINUTES.
- OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
- NO, NO, THANKS, COLONEL.
THAT'S... WE'RE GOOD.
- OH, I NEVER FELT HEAT
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
I GREW UP
IN A SWAMP.
- GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME TO AFGHANISTAN.
READY FOR
A HARD ROLL?
- A WHAT?
- ALL CLEAR.
THREE COMING THROUGH!
- THREE FOUR,
APPROACHING FOLLOW CHECKPOINT.
- ROGER THAT, SKIP.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
ALL WEAPONS RED?
- MEANS WE'RE RACK, BACK,
AND SAFETIES OFF, MA'AM.
WE'RE READY TO HANDLE
ANY THREAT LEVEL.
- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
I TURNED DOWN JAY Z'S DROP PARTY
TO BE HERE.
I THOUGHT WE WERE WINNING.
- MA'AM.
WE'RE ON ONE OF THE SAFEST
ROUTES OF ANY DOWNRANGE.
IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
- APPROACHING ZONE J.
VEHICLE ONE, CLEAR.
- VEHICLE TWO IS CLEAR.
- CAR COMIN' OUT FAST.
FOUR, CHECK OUT PASSENGER.
- ROGER THAT.
- OH, MY GOD!
AY, DIOS MIO.
AY, DIOS MIO .
WHAT JUST HAPPENED? OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
HELLO? HELLO?
ARE WE BEING ATTACKED?
WHAT WAS THAT GU N FIRE?
- MA'AM, I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO STOP TALKING TO ME.
- CLEAR, HE DROPPED BACK.
PASSENGER WAS JUST A KID.
- CHECK THAT, FOUR.
- AY.
- WILL YOU PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER?
I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T MAKE ME TURN
THIS CONVOY AROUND.
- WE ARE GREEN.
WE ARE GREEN.
ALL UNITS, STAND DOWN.
- THERE YOU GO.
- SENATOR.
WELCOME TO AFGHANISTAN.
- AMBASSADOR...
- SAFE TRIP? GOOD?
- YEAH...
- GOOD, WELL, INDEED.
- AMBASSADOR.
- HOW ARE YOU?
WELCOME.
SAFE TRIP, I HOPE?
- SO, JAKE. GREAT TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
SECRETARY KERRY SENDS
HIS BEST.
- REALLY?
- I KID YOU NOT.
SAYS YOU GUYS ARE REALLY
TEARIN' IT UP OVER HERE.
AH, NOT HOW HE PUT IT, BUT...
- WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED?
- LISTEN, JAKE.
WE COME A LONG WAY,
AND WE'RE BEAT.
WE'RE NOT
PARTICULARLY INTERESTED
IN ANY NUANCE TODAY.
- SENATOR BIGGS,
HOW CAN I BRIEF YOU
WITHOUT N UANCE?
- THE ISAF MISSION
IS A COMPLEX CONFLICT
WITH AN INCREDIBLE NUM BER
OF MOVING PARTS.
- LOOK, YOU GOT
YOU R GOOD N EWS
AND YOUR BAD NEWS
IN HERE, RIGHT?
- WELL, OF COURSE.
- WELL, NOT TO PUT TOO FINE
A POINT ON IT,
BUT WE'RE ONLY HERE
FOR THE GOOD PARTS.
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO READ
THE DEFEATIST PARTS
CAN DO IT
AFTER HOU RS .
WE'RE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING
THAT LOOKS LIKE VICTORY
IF WE DON'T
TURN TAIL.
CAN YOU HELP US
WITH THAT?
ARE YOU JOKING, SENATOR?
I CAN MAKE AFGHANISTAN
SOUND LIKE *** SWITZERLAND
IF YOU WANT.
- LISTEN, HOW SAFE
ARE WE H ERE?
CAN I TAKE MY VEST OFF FOR A MOMENT?
I THINK I'VE GOT A RASH OR SOMETHING.
- ***! GET DOWN!
- TAKE COVER!
- DAMN IT!
- COME ON!
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