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>> KHLOE: Bernard, why are you
so cute, *** face?
(Khloe makes kissing sound)
>> KIM: Oh, it looks so perfect.
Bernard!
Okay, got a good one.
>> KHLOE: Oh! Creme de la creme!
How was your swim meet?
>> ROB: It was all right.
>> KIM: Hey, Robby.
>> ROB: Pretty good.
>> KHLOE: Yeah?
>> ROB: What's up with you,
fat feet?
>> KIM: You don't walk in and
call someone fat feet.
>> KHLOE: You're making me
very uncomfortable.
>> KIM: Rob gets scrutinized all
the time in the media for his
weight, so he really knows
what it's like for me to feel
the same thing.
It's almost like now he's just
in this different, darker space,
to where he needs some kind
of attention.
>> ROB: Well, I'm gonna go jerk
off for two hours.
>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> ROB: So don't bother me.
>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> KIM: He has such anger for,
like, no reason.
>> KHLOE: I agree.
>> KIM: I didn't say or do one
thing to him.
>> KHLOE: You didn't.
He definitely has anger issues.
He needs to go
to a psychologist.
He cries at all times.
>> KIM: Your dog is eating the,
the wall.
Maybe there's something in there
that we don't know about.
>> KHLOE: Bernard, sit!
Did he sit?
>> KIM: No.
(Khloe chuckles, dog barks)
>> RUSSELL JAMES: Um, good,
good, good.
Good to see you.
>> KRIS: Oh, my gosh! Kendall!
I know that shot.
>> JAMES: You know this shot.
>> KENDALL: I love it, Russell,
seriously.
>> KRIS: It seems like just
yesterday that Kendall and Kylie
were little girls, and they've
just been amazing with
their careers and the way they
have the most incredible
work ethic, and they're really
passionate about what they're
doing right now.
>> WOMAN: Hello.
>> KYLIE: Hello, nice
to meet you.
>> WOMAN: Nice to meet you.
All right, well, let's go
sit down.
So I know Sarah asked you just a
little bit, but what is it about
acting?
Like, what is it that's
so exciting to you?
>> KYLIE: Even when I was
younger, like, me and my sister,
we put together these movies.
I enjoy doing things with
Kendall, but sometimes it's fun
to just do things on your own.
And I've always had an interest
in acting.
>> KENDALL: What's your name?
>> KYLIE: Kylie Jenner.
>> KENDALL: She's gonna do
one little show with us.
What is the show called?
>> KYLIE: "Butt Dance."
It's for my daddy!
It's so cool! Look!
>> KENDALL: Steps.
>> WOMAN: When you are in an
audition situation...
you're given no props.
All you get is the chair.
Then you use this.
You just disarm them, because
no actors do that.
They come in, and they just
think it's enough to sit in a
chair and say the lines.
It's not. Just maybe go for it.
>> JAMES: Kendall is so coming
into her own, like, as a
legitimate supermodel, in my
humble opinion.
She could be alongside anyone:
Karlie Kloss, Candace Swanepoel
so...
>> KRIS: Well, that means a lot
coming from you, since you work
with all of them.
>> KENDALL: My ultimate dream is
to one day become a high-fashion
model, and that's kind of
what I'm working to.
And Russell James is trying to
help me, so I'm excited to be
working with him.
>> JAMES: I would say Kendall
has unlimited potential.
It's immediate and it's sort of
happening now.
>> KHLOE: I'm so OCD.
I open up my refrigerator, the
string cheese is in, like the,
like, in the normal shelf.
If you don't want me to know
that you're bingeing on string
cheese, why wouldn't you put it
back in the cheese drawer?
So then I go to his room with
Jen and Joyce, and we go up
there, and we're, like...
>> KRIS: What?
>> KHLOE: ..."Rob, what have
you done this morning?"
And he locks the door, then he
says he's jacking off and he
can't answer the door.
It's, like, the whole thing.
>> KRIS (laughs): Who has the
time to jack off?
(phone rings)
>> KHLOE: Hello. Yeah? Hey, Rob.
>> ROB: I need you to come pick
me up, please.
>> KHLOE: For what, Rob?
>> ROB: I went on a run, and
when I got back, my car
was gone.
So, obviously, I was in the,
like, trash Tuesday.
>> KIM: You don't run. (laughs)
>> ROB: I'm being serious.
>> KHLOE: Uh, where'd you,
where'd you go on a run?
>> ROB: Sherman Oaks, where I go
every day.
>> KHLOE: Rob, I'm not dealing
with this right now.
I'm with Mom and Kourt and Kim,
we're having lunch.
With Rob, you really never know
when he's telling the truth
or not.
Everything is a joke.
>> ROB: I have one kid in Miami.
>> DOCTOR: You have a kid?
>> ROB: Yeah. I really want to
get these gold bottom teeth.
>> KRIS: You're gonna jewel
your teeth?
>> MAN: How old are you?
>> ROB: Um, just turned 21.
>> MAN: Just turned 21?
(Khloe laughs)
>> KIM: 26.
>> KHLOE: If my car got towed,
I'd call Triple A.
>> ROB: Seriously, I'm not
playing.
Pick me up. I... really.
I'm not going to walk home.
>> KHLOE: Rob, you're such
a liar-- bye.
He is such a phony baloney.
He calls me, like, at 2:00
in the morning.
"Khloe, I just got arrested!
This is my one phone call!"
Trust me, this is all for
attention, guys.
This isn't real.
>> WOMAN 1: Hi.
>> KYLIE: How are you?
>> WOMAN 1: Good. How are you?
>> KENDALL: Hi.
>> WOMAN 2: As you can see, we
just put up the summer stuff on
the wall over there.
>> KENDALL: Oh, my God, this
skirt looks so cute.
>> KYLIE: Kendall and I have our
own clothing line, so today we
are just going over designs and
clothes and all that.
>> WOMAN 1: So we'll just go
by style on the line sheet.
>> KYLIE: Okay.
>> WOMAN 1: So just a basic
easy racer.
Do you guys want it
to be longer?
>> KENDALL: I like the length.
>> KYLIE: But, like, to wear it
with leggings or something.
>> KENDALL: You could wear that
with leggings.
Why couldn't you wear that
with leggings?
>> KYLIE: 'Cause your crotch
is showing.
>> WOMAN 2: Then the next one is
the tieback romper.
>> KENDALL: Wow, it looks great.
>> KYLIE: I just want to see if
we can make this one muted.
>> KENDALL: I would wear it.
>> WOMAN 2: All right, girls,
we're all done.
Thanks so much.
>> LIZ: Okay, I want to talk
about some stuff we have
coming up.
So you're gonna do that
Annoying Orange taping.
And then a couple other offers
we have coming up is there's
that bathing suit line.
>> KENDALL: No, I don't want
to do that.
>> LIZ: Uh! Okay, why?
>> KENDALL: 'Cause that's what
I'm trying to stay away from.
>> LIZ: Not as commercial?
>> KENDALL: Yeah, exactly.
I'm trying to go for the whole
high-fashion thing.
I just can't...
Like, I don't want that
to ruin it.
I feel bad sometimes that
I have to do turn down
photo shoots with me and Kylie
and stuff.
And I know my time in fashion
is limited, so that's kind
of what I gotta do.
>> LIZ: Your mom thinks it's
a good idea, and the agent...
>> KENDALL: Well, who cares?
That's why you and her
are doing it, yeah.
>> LIZ: Okay, I need to know
that from you so I know how
to, like, push back on it.
>> KENDALL: Yeah, my mom comes
to you and asks you, then just
say no; "She said no."
>> LIZ: Okay, all right,
then we'll do that.
You're gonna be busy
this summer.
Be ready.
>> KENDALL: I know.
(dog barks)
>> KOURTNEY: No bueno.
Plastico, plastico.
>> KHLOE: Oh, plastic.
You got me there.
Glass. Because plastic
has chemicals.
(nerdy voice): I got it.
Go green. Everyone go green.
Go green.
(normal voice): Mom, he eats his
own (bleep), literally.
And you're letting him
lick your mouth.
>> KRIS: Let's make out.
>> KHLOE: Robert!
>> KRIS: Robert!
>> KHLOE: You weren't stuck
after all.
>> ROB: No, actually, I took
a cab home 'cause you all
are ***, who, four of you
couldn't pick me up.
This is really (bleep) up
that all you guys think I was
lying, didn't come pick me up.
You all suck.
>> KRIS: I would have thought
that if you needed a ride,
I would have been there to give
you a ride.
>> ROB: I called you and
told you guys!
So get out out of here!
>> KRIS: You're always... and
constantly twisting the truth.
>> ROB: It's not about that.
It's about you guys don't
take me seriously.
>> KRIS: No, it's about you
twisting the truth, so that when
you do call with a problem,
we're not quite sure.
>> ROB: All right. Whatever.
I get I kid around
all the time and I joke
around all the time, but, like,
at the end of the day, I was
trying to tell them
I'm stranded.
And no one's kind
of there for me.
>> KRIS: You're full of (bleep)
most of the time, and that's
exactly why this is happening
to you right now.
And if you ever really do need
us and you're serious, then
you'll tell us the truth!
>> ROB: You do not even pay
attention to half the things
I tell you, so you wouldn't know
what's true or not.
>> KOURTNEY: Mom, your problem
is that you baby him.
>> KIM: He is the most
irrational human alive and I bet
his car is in the front
driveway.
Go look.
I bet his car's here.
>> KRIS: It's not... I'm telling
you it's not here.
His car is definitely not here.
>> KIM: He deserves to try and
figure it out on his own.
>> KENDALL: Kylie and I, we have
a photo shoot.
And it's the direction I'm
trying to go, so I'm really
excited.
>> WOMAN: Okay, girls, the day
won't wait on you if you don't
move along.
>> KENDALL: I am getting my
makeup done and Kylie is sitting
there taking pictures of
herself.
>> WOMAN: Okay, Kylie, you got
to start getting dressed.
>> KYLIE: Okay.
>> LIZ: Let's get up.
>> KENDALL: Kylie, go.
>> KYLIE: Kendall...
I will hit you in the throat.
>> STYLIST: Do you guys beat
each other up sometimes?
>> KENDALL: We used to.
I feel like Kylie and I are at
different places in our life
right now.
And I get really irritated with
her because she's kind of
immature.
And she's just being so
disrespectful.
>> KHLOE: So, Kendall, how's it
going? Tell me.
>> KENDALL: Great.
Kylie was being annoying though.
>> KHLOE: Why?
>> KENDALL: She literally sat in
the makeup chair for, like, 30
minutes taking pictures of
herself while we're all waiting
for her, like, when we got to
get things going.
Liz... then finally when Liz,
like, yelled at her, she started
doing stuff.
>> KHLOE: Good.
Kendall and Kylie have been just
bickering nonstop.
They're teenagers.
They're coming into their own
individual selves.
I think it's natural.
>> LIZ: Oh, they're on together
right now.
>> KYLIE: Hey, guys, it's Kylie.
We're here... and Kendall.
>> KHLOE: It's like the angel
and the devil.
I heard Kylie, like, wouldn't
get out of the makeup chair.
>> LIZ: They're just... they
have such different styles...
I mean, if it's, like, a
modeling job, Kendall's, like,
focused.
Whereas Kylie, it's just
part of the beast.
Like, oh, I have a clothing
line, oh, I have this.
>> KHLOE: I think they're still
into it.
I just think when it comes to
modeling and stuff, Kendall is,
like, obsessed with it.
>> LIZ: Kendall wants it to be
her life.
And I don't think she's
gonna have a problem with that.
>> SCOTT: Hey.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> SCOTT: I said, "Hello."
Whoa, your *** are looking
nice.
>> KOURTNEY: They are nice.
>> SCOTT: "Volumptuous."
>> KOURTNEY: Stop!
>> SCOTT: So remember that I was
practicing racing when I was in
Florida?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: And now Chapman is
saying there might actually be
an opportunity for me to, like,
really race cars and make, like,
a career out of it.
So I'm excited.
I mean, that's, like, huge news.
Since I was a little kid, I've
always been extremely passionate
about racing cars.
I just know that I'd like to try
to see where it takes me.
I'd have to fly to this one
racing school just to be able
to, like, get my racing license.
You know, there's a ton of
responsibility and a ton of work
that would have to go into it,
but at the same time, it's,
like, something I've always
wanted.
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, I've always
heard you talk about it.
I'm not happy about Scott
racing, but I see he wants to do
it so badly, so I really don't
think that I should prevent him
from, you know, following one of
his dreams.
>> SCOTT: You know, I'm not
gonna be the best at first, but
I guess I got to try.
>> KOURTNEY: Sorry, I was
e-mailing about the wallpaper.
Did you notice that it's put up
there temporarily?
Check it out-- I'm a wallpaper
addict.
>> SCOTT: Well, I'm gonna go try
to be a race car driver.
>> KOURTNEY: Check it out.
>> SCOTT: You become a wallpaper
addict.
Pow!
That's what I'm talking about.
>> MAN: Hi.
>> KIM: Hi. How are you?
>> KOURTNEY: Ooh, this thing is
amazing.
>> JEFF: You haven't been...
You haven't been to
this location, right?
>> KRIS: No.
>> KIM: Look at how weird those
chairs are.
I don't know what Kanye's style
is, so I'm taking a picture of
everything weird.
>> KRIS: You are something else.
>> KIM: Kourt, how annoying has
Rob been lately?
>> KOURTNEY: Rob?
>> KIM: Yeah.
Literally all he does is
complain and come up with excuse
after excuse and it's always,
like, fake.
>> KRIS: Obviously it goes a
little bit deeper for him,
emotionally, than you even know.
>> KOURTNEY: My point exactly.
You'll do a quick fix by, like,
buying him a suit 'cause he says
he has no clothes to wear, but
that doesn't help somebody's,
like, emotional, deep, getting
down to the root of the problem.
>> KRIS: I felt bad.
>> KOURTNEY: We need to help...
You should, but we...
>> KRIS: But he's your brother,
and obviously...
>> KOURTNEY: And he's your son.
>> KRIS: I know.
>> KOURTNEY: And I'm saying
that for your son, maybe you
should go to see a therapist and
just tell her all the things
that he's been going through.
Maybe she'll have some insight.
>> KRIS: As a mom, I'll do
anything that it takes to get
Rob back to a really good place.
>> KOURTNEY: Can we shop?
>> KIM: I actually think it's a
good idea.
>> KRIS: I would go even if it
was just to explain him to
somebody and then get him some
help, but on a regular basis.
>> KIM: Jeff, this is like my
horn chair.
>> KRIS: Ooh, you're making me
***, baby.
(laughs)
(grunting)
>> KRIS: She's not a mop.
>> KHLOE: No, I will not do
this, Kylie.
Stop pressuring me.
>> KRIS: Please don't kill each
other.
I don't feel like going to the
emergency room tonight.
>> KHLOE: Mom, get over
yourself.
>> KYLIE: Let's go.
>> KHLOE: Okay, Mom, I'll see
you later.
Kylie, out of all of us,
is probably the worst driver.
She definitely needs extra
driving hours.
I definitely am the only brave
one to go ahead and put my life
literally in her hands.
Do you know what a rolling stop
sign is?
>> KYLIE: Yes.
Do you want me to do it?
>> KHLOE: Do you know they call
them "California stops"?
>> KYLIE: Really?
>> KHLOE: 'Cause Californians do
that (bleep).
>> KYLIE: I believe that.
(car honking)
>> KHLOE: Oh, my...
>> KYLIE: Who was that?
>> KHLOE: Did you look...?
You didn't even look over to
your left before you got in the
next lane, Kylie!
What if there was a
motorcyclist?
I don't know what she's thinking
while she's dri... like,
she's... oh, my God.
I can't even envision her having
a real license.
Like, it's really scary.
>> KYLIE: (gasps)...This
person's trying to... go.
>> KHLOE: Hold on.
No, no. Why are you rushing?
No, see, this car thinks it's
going!
If I die...
I died for a good cause.
(kisses)
Go slower...
(screams, then laughs)
Kylie!
(phone ringing)
Do not answer that.
>> KYLIE: Can I answer that?
>> KHLOE: Nope.
Hello?
It's Stas, she wants to know if
you want to go to dinner
tonight.
She said, "Sure."
>> KYLIE: Ask her what time.
>> KHLOE: What time?
Okay, bye, Stas.
She says she's coming to get you
at 7:00.
Or do you want to
invite Kendall?
>> KYLIE: Honestly...
right now I just feel like I
need a break from Kendall.
As Kendall and I are getting
older, as an older sister,
I think she just puts a lot
of pressure on me.
And sometimes I just need to
hang out with my friends alone,
and she needs to do the same.
>> KHLOE: We all get on each
other's nerves, but you guys
have to work around it.
I don't think by distancing
yourselves too much is the right
way to go.
>> KYLIE: In her mind, I'm
supposed to listen to whatever
she says.
But it's, like, you're also not
my mom.
Like, I'm not gonna listen to
whatever you say.
>> KENDALL: Mom?
>> KRIS: Yeah?
>> KENDALL: Where's Kylie?
>> KRIS: Uh, she just left with
Stas to get sushi.
>> KENDALL: Are you serious?
>> KRIS: Yeah. Why?
>> KENDALL: I asked her to go to
dinner and she said, "No, I'm
gonna stay home."
It's so annoying.
She doesn't care about you,
she doesn't care about me,
she doesn't care about anyone in
this family anymore.
Now I have to go to dinner
alone?
She only thinks of herself.
I can't... deal.
>> KRIS: You want to go to
dinner with me?
(phone rings)
>> KHLOE: Hey, Rob.
What's going on?
Is it really pressing
charges?
>> KRIS: Somebody's pressing
charges?
Who's on the phone?
>> KHLOE: Hold on.
>> KRIS: Hey, Rob.
>> ROB: First of all, they said,
"What do you think
you're doing?"
>> KRIS: Rob calls me in a panic
to tell me that a paparazzi
had popped up out of nowhere and
started taking pictures of
Robert on private property.
So they're gonna press charges
because they're gonna say you
robbed somebody,
and it's battery?
>> ROB: She's mad that she
didn't get a picture.
>> KRIS: Just keep your chin up,
baby.
'Cause you know what?
People are just gonna try and
bring you down.
>> KRIS: It's another situation.
It's a (bleep) bad day.
>> KRIS: All right, I love you.
>> ROB: Yep. Bye.
>> KHLOE: Okay. Ow!
>> LAMAR: What are you
guys doing?
>> KHLOE: Show him your tattoo
I gave you.
>> KYLIE: Lamar.
>> LAMAR: I'm not looking
at her stomach.
>> KHLOE: No, it's on her arm.
>> KYLIE: This doesn't look
appetizing.
>> KHLOE: I need to explain
this to you.
Cuban food-- I'm gonna teach
you how to eat it.
>> KYLIE: I really don't think
I can eat that.
>> KHLOE: Okay, so what is up
with you guys alienating
Kendall?
Tell me why.
Stas, you go first, 'cause I can
scare you into telling me
the truth.
>> ANASTASIA: I always...
No, I always say let's hang out
with Kendall.
Let's invite Kendall.
But whenever we invite her,
she says no.
So we just stopped inviting her.
>> KYLIE: She says no all the
time, or leaves early and makes
us leave early.
So she's just not, she doesn't
want to be there when we
force her to go.
>> KHLOE: Well, what do you guys
think the problem is?
>> KYLIE: I don't know.
What made you say let's get this
instead of, like, Chinese
or something?
>> SCOTT: Sorry I'm about
ten minutes late.
>> MAN: That's all right.
We'll get you a seat.
>> SCOTT: So I'm here at racing
school, and of course, my flight
was delayed, so I'm
already late.
And that's already bothering me.
I was so excited I could barely
sit still on the plane.
And then to be delayed and sit
on the runway, it's, like,
what's next?
>> MAN 2: In my last year of
carting, I was ready to
progress.
I decided to go into
full-size cars.
And I built a GTS street
race car.
>> MAURICIO: My name is
Mauricio.
I've been carting for
five years now.
>> SCOTT: In this racing school,
I don't know anybody here.
The past few times I have been
in race cars, I've at least
had some support or a friend
with me.
>> MAN 2: I was in a speed 30
coming down turn three,
but I was really wide.
(men laugh)
I went off the track.
>> MAN 3: Good for you.
(all laugh)
>> SCOTT: I get nervous.
I mean, it's like going to a
new school and not knowing
anybody.
>> SCOTT: Um, my name is Scott.
I live in L.A.
I've done very little carting.
I've been in a couple race cars
for, you know, a minute or two,
and sat around for
about ten hours.
And that's about it.
I'd like to try to gain as much
skill as possible in the least
amount of time.
(all laugh)
>> MAN 4: Okay, we're out here
with driving gear.
Leave everything else here and
head out that door without
your stuff.
>> SCOTT: Do you have a suit
I can grab?
>> MAN 4: Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Hey.
You might have to wait
a little bit.
>> SCOTT: All right.
No one really filled me in on
what I'm doing here exactly.
Everybody brought their own
helmets and their own shoes.
>> MAN 5: Yeah, we got one more
straggler here.
>> SCOTT: I just feel like the
odd man out.
>> KHLOE: Can you walk
like this?
Like I'm frolicking?
>> KIM: You're the biggest,
oddest person alive.
>> KHLOE: The biggest?!
>> KIM: Like, the most oddest.
Bible.
(phone rings)
>> KHLOE: Yello.
>> KENDALL: Khloe, Kylie is
being so annoying.
I'm going on ski trip, so I
needed ski pants, and I went
down to, like, the universal
closet downstairs where, like,
everybody has all their
ski stuff, and I took pants,
put them in my room.
And she went in my room
when I wasn't there...
>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> KENDALL: ...took them, and
now won't let me use them.
And she's flipping out on me.
And she has no reason to flip
out on me.
>> KHLOE: When it comes to
Kendall and Kylie, I am
definitely called for any fight,
tiff, disagreement, whatever.
I always have to be
the peacemaker.
And I definitely know that the
tension is turned up a notch
in this house.
Okay, hold on one second, okay?
(tapping keypad)
(phone line rings)
>> KYLIE: Hello.
>> KHLOE: Kylie...
>> KYLIE: What?
>> KHLOE: Excuse me?
>> KYLIE: I know what you're
about to say.
I know what Kendall said,
and it's not true.
>> KHLOE: Okay. Did you take
Kendall's pants?
>> KYLIE: No, I took my pants.
>> KIM: And why do you care?
They're ski pants.
You're in California.
>> KYLIE: She's literally
being crazy.
She said, "I'm going to grab
this knife and stab you multiple
times in the throat."
(Khloe snickers)
>> KHLOE: We got to be not
so crazy over ski pants.
And you're not even
going skiing.
>> KYLIE: I gotta go.
>> KHLOE: No, excuse me.
You don't need to be rude to me.
I'm the mediator.
>> KYLIE: I'm not being rude
to you.
I just need to pee and I
want to go.
>> KHLOE: So (bleep) pee in your
little white snow pants,
you little ***.
>> BENNY: No cell phones at
race car school!
Come on!
>> MAN: Hey, Benny, quit
distracting my students.
>> SCOTT: I'm hoping that I
calm down once I get into a car
and get into my zone, I guess
you'd say, and everything
will be okay from there.
>> BENNY: Are you in group one
or group two?
>> SCOTT: Group two.
>> BENNY: You guys will probably
head to the classroom here
in a little bit.
>> MAN (over P.A.): Start 'er
up.
(tires squeal)
>> SCOTT: All I wanted to do
was get through this racing
school, but it just didn't feel
like a comfortable environment
or situation for me.
I mean, there's a reason
I didn't like school.
And this is one of them.
(phone line rings)
Hey, doll.
I'm actually going
to be coming home.
I thought I was gonna be able
to deal with this class, but
it's just, like, not for me.
So I will see you in a couple
of hours.
Love you.
>> KRIS: Want me to open it?
>> BRUCE: I already had one
beer, honey.
This is my second beer.
>> KRIS: Second beer?
>> BRUCE: I think, I think it's
a two-beer night.
>> KIM: Oh, my God,
how embarrassing.
It smells so delish.
>> BRODY: Hello. Look at you.
(Bruce grunting)
>> BRUCE: That's funny.
>> KRIS: I'm having all the
family over for dinner tonight,
and I think my favorite night
of the week is definitely
family dinner.
>> BRODY: Are we digging in?
>> KIM: Oh, yeah.
>> BRUCE: Yeah?
You know what I was
just thinking?
Do you still have your tattoo
of your ex?
>> KRIS: A couple of exes.
>> BRUCE: And you still have a
tattoo of your ex.
>> BRODY: That thing's going
very soon.
>> ROB: Mine's, like, in the
middle of my stomach.
Like, literally, like,
my whole stomach.
>> KOURTNEY: The weirdest thing
happened.
Scott went to qualify for this
car racing thing.
He was, like, freaked out.
He's, like, "I just can't deal
with people.
I hate people."
>> KHLOE: That's a big deal.
>> KOURTNEY: And now he left.
I feel bad for him.
I mean, he's literally on
his way home.
>> KHLOE: Maybe he has
performance anxiety.
Like he doesn't want to do it
in front of them.
>> KOURTNEY: He said he had
social anxiety.
>> BRUCE: Get him to grow up,
okay?
He's a big boy.
>> KOURTNEY: It's a mental
problem.
>> BRUCE: If that's the case,
tell him to give up on the
racing thing, because you
can't have social anxiety and
race cars.
>> ROB: How could Lord Disick
have social anxiety?
>> KRIS: Every morning I have a
routine.
I soak the dishes from the
teenagers that don't clean up
their own mess.
It's like a bunch of people that
were born in a barn.
Kendall, I am so tired of you
guys doing this to the kitchen.
It's, like, crazy.
>> KENDALL: That's all Kylie,
Mom.
I... She stays up with her
friends till 2:00 in the morning
and I'm never down here.
I'm dead asleep in my room.
>> KRIS: I don't sleep because
there is a party out there every
night...
>> KENDALL: That's not me, Mom.
>> KRIS: Well, you guys can help
me clean up this mess, because
I'm not gonna do it...
>> KENDALL: No, I'm not cleaning
anything up.
I'll go tell Kylie.
Kylie does this to me all the
time, and it's really
frustrating.
'Cause she's kind of immature.
I feel like I'm way more
responsible than her and I get
really irritated with her and I
can't deal with it.
Kylie, you have to go downstairs
and clean up the mess, 'cause
I'm not gonna get blamed for
anything that you do anymore.
You're the one that's up all
night long, that sits down there
and makes messes with your
friends while I'm asleep.
So you have to go clean it up.
And I am getting blamed for all
your things.
>> KYLIE: Kendall, you stress me
out.
>> KENDALL: I'm done with it.
You stress me out, Kylie.
>> KYLIE: Everything we do,
you give me anxiety.
All you do is tell me what to
do, tell me what to order, tell
me not to keep my shower on,
tell me this, tell me that.
Like, do I really need my sister
that's a year and a half older
than me coming and yelling at
me, acting like my mom?
No.
>> KYLIE: Kendall tells me what
to do too often, and everything
that I do pisses her off.
She loves to, like, be my mom.
I just, like, don't need to be
put down all the time.
This is one of the reasons we
don't hang out.
>> KENDALL: I'm getting blamed
for all of your stuff.
>> KYLIE: Okay, so chill.
Go in your room, hang out.
>> KHLOE: Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
What's going on?
>> KENDALL: All you do is act
like a brat and I always get
blamed for it, and I'm honestly
over it, so I'm gonna leave.
>> KHLOE: Happy, happy sisters.
Okay.
I mean, are you going to
apologize to Kendall?
'Cause she has a point.
>> KYLIE: I'm so sorry Mom
yelled at you, like, what?
>> KHLOE: Ooh!
But you should be on her team,
sister.
>> KYLIE: She's not on my team,
sister.
>> KHLOE: You guys need to get
on each other's team.
>> KYLIE: Honestly, let's just
drop it.
I'm over it.
>> KHLOE: I like when you guys
are sister-sister.
(Scott sighs)
>> SCOTT: Doll?
>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
>> SCOTT: Hello.
>> KOURTNEY: So, what happened?
>> SCOTT: That was unbelievable.
I, like, don't even know how to
explain what went on.
>> KOURTNEY: I think regardless
of the racing, the fact that
this was such a dream of his and
that he had no choice but to
drop it, because of his anxiety,
like, I just want him to fix
this and figure out what the
problem is.
>> SCOTT: I don't know.
I just get so paranoid.
The last thing I wanted to do
was be around all these people I
didn't know, and... couldn't
handle it.
I said my small little profile
on myself of my name, where
I'm from, and I don't know.
I felt like some people were,
like, even giggling, like...
>> KOURTNEY: Did you just walk
out of the class?
>> SCOTT: Yeah, I felt like I
had to get out of there before I
freaked out.
>> KOURTNEY: So, now what?
Can you not do the racing thing
at all?
I mean, all I've been hearing
you talk about is wanting to do
that.
>> SCOTT: I don't know.
It's just...
just didn't feel right.
I don't know.
>> KIM: Do you want a piece?
>> KRIS: Uh, no.
Because I'll want to eat all of
it and I'm on a diet.
>> KIM: Which one should I do
the macaroni in?
This one?
Or this one?
>> KRIS: That...
The one on... That one.
>> KIM: This one?
Okay.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> KOURTNEY: Rob?
>> KRIS: Todd Wilson, the
attorney, who says that Robert
has to turn himself in and be
arrested, literally, and post
bail.
>> KIM: Why?
>> KRIS: Because they're saying
that this photographer, who
was on private property, is
pressing charges and the DA
has decided to go ahead and
arrest him.
Rob seems to be at a really bad
place, just emotionally.
He's really fragile right now.
And anytime you experience this
sort of thing with your child,
it's heartbreaking.
>> ROB: After the incident with
the paparazzi, the police filed,
uh, a warrant for my arrest.
I'm meeting my lawyer at the
courthouse, and then go up in
front of the judge.
>> LAMAR: Rob, I don't really...
Like, those look like jail
slacks.
That looks like the outfit
they give you... with no hat.
>> LAMAR: You're out?
>> ROB: Yeah.
>> LAMAR: So tell Bob I said
hello.
>> ROB: All right.
(phone line rings)
>> KRIS: Hey, Rob.
>> ROB: Hi.
>> KRIS: What happened?
>> ROB: Uh, nothing.
I'm just about to park, so I'll
call you when I get out of here.
>> KRIS: All right, honey.
>> ROB: Nobody really
understands what's going on,
and it's kind of just messing
with all our emotions and...
I obviously see all the kinds of
nasty things people say, and,
like, do I listen to them? No.
But does it hurt?
Of course it hurts.
And I'm definitely nervous.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you ready for
this?
>> KENDALL: Yeah! Yeah!
Hey!
(laughs)
I was never a cheerleader, guys.
>> KOURTNEY: Have you ever been?
>> KENDALL: Yeah, a hundred
times.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe wanted to
secretly bring Kendall and Kylie
together because they have not
been getting along, and I think
none of us can just sit back and
let them drift apart-- we need
to make sure, as their older
sisters, that they stay best
friends, like, you know, Kim and
Khloe and I are.
Hey, Kyles!
What do you know?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you know?
>> KENDALL: I am so annoyed that
Kylie's here right now.
Like, I can't believe no one
told me she was gonna be here.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you excited
Kendall's here?
>> KYLIE: I'm doing some serious
business.
>> KENDALL: It ruined my entire
day with my other sisters.
>> KHLOE: I know you guys really
don't want to listen to me, but
let me just say this.
How you guys act towards each
other's the same way that
Kourtney and Kim acted towards
one another.
>> KIM: I feel like we were a
lot alike growing up, to where
we would fight all the time.
And then, like, Khloe would try
and tag along, and we would be,
like, "Ugh! Our little sister
is so annoying."
>> KHLOE: Just 'cause you're
sisters doesn't mean you have to
be friends, but we've all chosen
to be best friends 'cause we
respect... envy, love and honor
one another, just like you two
do, deep down.
There'll be no other friend
like your sister.
Why don't you two hug it out,
and let's go jump it out.
Aw...
>> KYLIE: Even though Kendall
and I haven't been able to get
along lately and we used to be
much closer...
>> YOUNG KYLIE: Hey, Kendall,
Bendall!
>> KYLIE: ...no one is ever
gonna take the place of my
sister.
>> KHLOE: Aw...
A little caress.
>> KENDALL: Kylie and I are
going our different ways, but
that's okay.
And I know that we're always
gonna be sisters, so she'll
always be there, and eventually,
it'll all patch itself up.
>> KHLOE: Kim, don't do that!
Tell her not to jump.
It's scaring me.
>> KENDALL: Kim, stop!
Kim! Kim! I'm serious!
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, you almost
fell, like, four times.
>> KYLIE: I found some.
>> KENDALL: How cute!
Ah. Who is this?
>> KYLIE: Oh, no, that's you.
That's your face.
>> KENDALL: Are you sure?
>> KYLIE: Yeah. Look at that
face-- that's you.
>> KENDALL: I'm definitely
taking pictures of this and
posting it online.
Will you help me out, Kylie?
>> KYLIE: Mm-hmm.
(camera clicks)
Oh, dreamy.
I was such a model.
>> KYLIE: Oh!
My God.
I wasn't even that cute.
Like, if I honestly had a kid
and it looked like that, like,
I wouldn't be, like, "You're the
cutest thing ever.
>> KENDALL: Yes, you would.
>> KYLIE (laughs): No...
(phone line rings)
>> KRIS: Hey, Rob.
>> ROB: Hey.
>> KRIS: Are you done?
>> ROB: Yeah. Bob was definitely
on top of his (bleep), so...
>> KRIS: Did they arrest you?
>> ROB: No, he avoided an arrest
and everything.
>> KRIS: And you weren't booked
or did you have your... did you
have a-a mug shot taken?
>> ROB: No, we avoided all that.
>> KRIS: You did?
>> ROB: Yeah.
I even sl... I even slicked back
my hair.
(Kris crying)
>> ROB: What are you doing?
Are you crying?
>> KRIS: I don't know. Yeah.
>> ROB: Why are you crying?
>> KRIS: Because I've just been
really upset all morning about
this whole thing.
>> ROB: You know, I hate to see
my mom cry, and my family's,
like, trying to be there for me.
They're trying to help me out,
but I'm the only one that can
help myself.
Thank God I didn't have to, you
know, get booked and, uh, go
through that, since we have, you
know... we got Bob on our side
and everything, and everything
was good and...
dealt with everything fine,
so...
>> KRIS: All right.
>> ROB: All right.
I love you.
>> KRIS: I love you.
(knocking on door)
Hello.
I'm Kris.
I'm meeting with a therapist to
try to figure out what's really
going on with Rob and figure out
a way to help him deal with his
issues.
Thanks for coming over.
>> THOMAS: My pleasure.
So-so, why are you worried?
>> KRIS: I'm worried because I
feel like I am not a good enough
mom where I can't figure this
out myself.
Like, why can't I help my son
get it together?
>> THOMAS: Just so you know,
that doesn't work.
Your kids are gonna suffer, like
all human beings are gonna go
through pain, and moms can't be
responsible for everything that
goes on in life.
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> THOMAS: It's important to
say, "I need help."
Part of your journey is to know
that sometimes you're powerless
about things.
You know, they got to want it
more than you.
You can't get someone out of
depression.
>> KRIS: He got in this
altercation, and so they were
going to arrest him this
morning.
And then we had to hire Bob
Shapiro, the attorney, and they
didn't arrest him.
When he was telling me he wasn't
arrested, I literally burst into
tears.
I just thought that's when he
would crack.
You're worrying about him a lot.
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> THOMAS: And he knows you're
worrying about him a lot.
The best thing you can have for
him right now is faith that he's
gonna figure it out.
>> KRIS: I try not to let him
feel my... panic, you know,
'cause I do feel very, um...
I feel scared.
>> THOMAS: Yeah.
You're doing the same thing he's
doing, which is you're trying to
hold it together, not show him
your-your fear...
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> THOMAS: ...and I'm sure he's
doing the same thing.
>> KRIS: Rob needs somebody to
talk to, to help him be
consistently happy.
>> THOMAS: I will help him to
help himself.
I don't fix people, but I'm
there to guide them to fix
themselves.
But does Rob want to do this?
>> KOURTNEY: Wait, I want to
take a photo.
Instagram-y.
>> SCOTT: Oh, 'Gram time.
(grunts)
Um, I was gonna tell you, I feel
like I never really, like, told
you everything that happened
with the racing stuff.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: Chapman's asked me
what I'm gonna do with it, and
the last thing I want to do is,
like, jump into a race car and
God forbid I wasn't the best.
Then I'm, like, the biggest
loser.
Like, "Oh, look, Scott thinks
he's a big shot and can just
jump into a race car."
Everybody's always looking at me
to fail and not looking at me
to, like, win, you know?
>> KOURTNEY: The thing is,
is that it's your life.
It's not about what other people
think.
It's all about experiences and
trying things and, you know,
failing and then jumping up
and doing something again.
It's not about what anyone else
thinks about you.
You care way too much what other
people think.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, have you seen
the cars, and the stuff I wear?
>> KOURTNEY: Right, but you need
to not.
>> SCOTT: I wish I didn't.
It's just... it's scary, like...
>> KOURTNEY: YOLO.
>> SCOTT: You know what I got to
do?
>> KOURTNEY: Hmm?
>> SCOTT: I got to open up these
wings and I got to fly.
>> KRIS: Rob, are you gonna
start your workout today?
>> ROB: Yeah, with Lamar and
Robbie.
Lamar's probably gonna get good
rest, start to get a good week.
Hey, isn't it good though that
he's starting only a week day...
like, he only had a week off and
he's going right back into it?
>> KRIS: Yeah. No, it's amazing.
I think that it... that shows
a lot of self-discipline.
>> ROB: He got into shape during
last season, and then he was
playing like he was out of
shape, so he needs to, like, end
on a...
>> KRIS: But don't you think
that that's a really good lesson
in that we can learn from what
goes wrong and we try to correct
it?
You know, we all have those
times in our life where things
don't go the way that we want
them to go, and our mood swings
go up and down and we become not
as strong.
I think that you could really
benefit-- and just hear me out--
from talking to somebody.
I've kind of done a little bit
of that homework for you and a
little bit of that due
diligence.
His name's Tom and, you know
what, he was the coolest guy.
>> ROB: So what, are we gonna go
hang out, be friends?
You think I need help-- that's
your opinion.
This person thinks they can
teach me to do something...
>> KRIS: I don't think you need
help, I think you could use...
>> ROB: I don't buy any of that
(bleep).
I'm smart enough to understand
what's going on.
Whatever you're trying to do and
say and bring up isn't gonna
happen.
>> KRIS: You know, I'm your mom,
Rob, and I can't just let you...
(Rob sighs)
...hide out in your room.
You just spend a lot of time in
that room, and that is a sign,
to me, of somebody who's not
extremely happy and maybe a
little bit depressed.
>> ROB: I'm good.
I don't need to see anybody.
I'm cool.
I guarantee you, a year from
now, I'll be in the happiest
place of my life, feeling good
all around.
>> KRIS: I care what's going on
in your heart and in your head.
I'm here for you.
I don't want you to sit up there
in your room and be, you know,
dark.
I care about what's going on
inside, okay?
>> ROB: Okay.
>> KRIS: I never want to give up
on any of my children, but at
the same time, I can't make him
do something like this unless he
wants to help himself.
(Rob sighs)
>> KOURTNEY: Next on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians...
>> KRIS: Get out of here.
I can't pee in there.
>> KENDALL: Mom, you're
ridiculous.
>> KRIS: I've got to pee!
(urinating)
>> KHLOE: You guys, when you do
baby stuff, you guys don't talk
to me.
>> KIM: Isn't that cute?
>> KOURTNEY: That is cute.
>> KHLOE: I could so jump off a
ledge somewhere.
Let's do something to Kim.
>> KRIS: We could TP her house.
>> KHLOE: Mom, hurry!
Let's go, let's go.
>> KIM: Who TP'd my house?
>> JONATHAN: Oh, my God.
>> KIM: This is, like,
vandalizing my house.