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Härö Potter and Hermione's extremely luxuriant ***
Ron squeezed his *** white knuckledly
and Ron *** through the ceiling, his *** hit Pasi Viheraho's beard
*beautiful skeet noises*
-PERKELE! , said Pasi, drinking fresh and nutritious "Sisu ***"
There was a loud clank, hissing and then Pasi passed out.
-BWHAHAHAHA! said Ron and *** on Hermione's lips
-My bottom has been opened! said Hermione, lifting up her ***
And a golden shower gushed on Harry
Harry drank the pee happily and *** off until his *** was fully erect
And he thrust his *** into Hermione's ***.
*skeet noises etc*
-***! said ron, lifting up a pitiful, floppy remnant of a *** that had worked half an hour ago.
Harry was a pervert when he was pushing his hand into Hermione's 'chamber of secrets'.
-How thick cocked can a person be? asked Hermione.
-It's my hand, not my ***, said Harry.
-You better get off your hand from the inside, Hagrid said cheerfully and raised his ***
-No thanks, said Hermione.
Harry picked a few hairs from Hagrid's butt
-AHHHHHHH! *** ***! said Hagrid, and bonked Harry in the head with a big copper plate.
I'LL KILL YOU... BWHAHAHAHAHA, said Hagrid
Ron let out a long, smelly fart *a fartish noise*
And somehow, stranglely, AN UGLY, FAT, moaning nerd came to kill Harry.
And somehow, strangely, Voldemort came on his belly (sorry DirtyPotterOfficial, that was partially copied from you :()
*skeet skeet skeet*
-Do people make fun of your awful wand using skills? Ron said to Voldemort
-*** ***! Lord Voldemort said and lost his balls.
-YES! (no?) HE HAS THE BALLS! said Hermione, raising Voldemort's small sack.
-UNBE-***-ABLE! said Ron
BWHAHAHA-AHAHAWB!!1
Harry turned to look at a tall black man, who was right in front of him and had huge black testicles.
I SMELL BLOOD... I SMELLLL... uh... viola flowers... no, I mean... what the ***.
-*** you, said Harry.
-Eh, well... Although there are lots of horrible creatures wandering in our country,...
...none of them are as strange and deadly as the black man, said Hermione,..
...who can grow into giant dimensions and live for hundreds of years,...
...can be born from eggs hatched by Pasi Viheraho.
Hermione thrust her finger on her ***
-Hmmm... well, said Snape, -I think I'll have to separate you three from each other,...
...so you can concentrate on potions instead of your messy sex life...
...Weasley, you stay here with Lord Voldemort...
...miss Granger here, naked... Potter there, into the toilet! BWHAHAHAHA!!
Hermione opened her mouth, and obviously drank pee sternly.
There was a silence. Snape and Hermione stared at each other.
Hermione meowed loudly, and said: - FAT *** IS WONDERFUL!
Hermione was wet and raised her ***...
And Ron put his *** into the *** hole and slapped Hermione's ***.
And Ron's *** let out a long, HOT *** shower through his ***.
*skeet skeet with highening pitch*... AHHHH!
-Extremely luxuriant Hermione Granger, Ron said happily.
-Couldn't we *** Mrs. Norris? Harry suggested on monday during the lunch hour,...
...and poked his finger on a dog that has just wallowed in ***...
...lying on his back inside Hermione's ***.
And Ron thrust his hand in a Swedish pestilence ***'s ***.
-Pervert! said Harry. -Wat? asked Ron and "plunged his face into the toilet", splashing *** on them.
-RON! ***!