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>> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME NEIL
PATRICK HARRIS.
ERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪♪♪♪
>> Ellen: I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
YOU HA SO VEMANY GOOD THINGS
GOING ON.
TWO EMMYS.
>> TWO MYS.EM
>> Ellen: OPLEPE'S CHOICE AWARD.
TWO EMMYSOR F TWO DIFFERE NT
THINGS.
>> RANDOMLY, I SPENDOST M OF MY
ME OTINHOW "I MET YOUR MOTHER."
SND I WON AN EMMY FOR THREE DAY
ON "GLEE."
>> Ellen: YEAH.
>> AND I AIN'T MPLACOINING.
>> Een: llAND YOU HOST THE TONY
AWARDS, WHH YICOU WERE FANTASTIC
AT.
FANTASTIC.
THA>>NK YOU.
>> Een: llYOU'RE A MULTITALENTED
PERSON.
AND NOW YOU HAVE LITTLE BABY BOY
A GIRL.
>> YES.
THEY'RE ABT 4OU MONTHS OLD.
D,EY'RE USJT ORVE 4 MONTHS OL
ACTUALLY.
AND EY'RTHE GREAT.
THEY'RE DOING GREAT.
THEY'RE SLEEPING MORE.
ANDHEY' TRE --
>> Ell: WHenICH IS GOOD.
SO ONE IS YOURS AND ONE IS
DAVID'S.
>> WE IMPLAND TTEWO EGGS INTO A
SURROGATANDE ONE WAS MY ***
ONE WAS WITH DAVID WITH THE
HOPES ONEOOK T AND LATER WE'D
. E WHOSE IT WASND A BOTH TOOK
>> Ellen: THAT'SO BE SAUTIFUL.
[APPUSE]LA
D CAN YOU ALRDY TEAELL THE
BEHAVIOR, WHOSISE WHO?
N YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
>> WELL,ISH, BUT THEY LOOKIK LE
BLINGS.
DAVID AND I DON'TOO LK
DISSIMILAR.
EY'RE RIGHT AT THE AGE WHERE
THEY'RE TRYING TO SELF-SOOTHE.
SO THEY'VE MANAGEDO T GET ALL OF
THEIR FGERSIN INTO THEIR MOUTHS,
SOMETIS JUMEST THEIR THUMB.
BUT, FORUNTUNATELY, I KEEP -- I
EPKE GAGGING ON THEIR OWN
FINGERS.
>> Ellen: THEY DON'TNOW KHOW TO
TAKE THEM OUT YET.
>> I FIGURE THEY'RE GOING TO BE
RMODELS.
AUGH[LTER]
YEAH, THEYE'R ESOMAWE.
THEY'RE ALLYRE -- I'M READY FOR
THEM TO BE MOBILE.
AND YET I SAY THAT.
EVERY PARENT SAY--S BUT I
REALLY DO,ECAU BSE I'M EXCITED.
I FEEL LIKE NOW I'M JUST KIND OF
NG TO -- MAYBE THEY WANT ME
TO DAO FNYUN DANCE OR MAYBE
THEY WTAN ME TO GET THEM A
PACIFIER OR SOMETHING.
BUT I THINK IF THEY START MVIONG
R CWLINRAG OR SOMETHING, I'LL
BE LIKE, OH, YU'REO HEANG DI
TOWARD THE COH.UC
>> Een: llOH, YOU'RE HEADING
TOWARDHE T ELECTRICAL OUTLET.
AT LET'S PLAY WHIT TH.
>> Ellen: YOU'RE HEADING TOWARDS
DANGEROUS THIN. GS
>> COOL.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> Ellen: WHAT A WONRFULDE
PARENT YOURE. A
[LAUGHTER]
AND YOU DRESS THEM UP FOR THE
HOLIDAYS?
WELL, YEAH.
WE'RE BORED, BECAUSE WE
NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW, THIS
WATHEIS R CHRISTMAS PICTURE.
YEAH.
YOKNOWU , FOR THE CALENDAR TTHA
WILL HAPPEIN YN EARS.
OH, YEAH.
HAY NEPPW YEAR.
SURE.
THEY'VE BEEN DNKINRIG A BIT.
>> Ellen: A LITTLEBIT.
>> A LITETL BLRYUR.
IHI TNK THERE'S AHANK TSGIVING
DAY CTURPIE.
YEAH, THEYERE WLIKE WHAT IS
THAT TURKEY ING?TH
>> Ellen: OH, THAT 'SFANTASTIC.
SO CUTE.
I LIKE THEM.
I THINK I'LL KEEP TH.EM
Ellen: GOOD, BECAUSE
THAT -- 'STHEY'RE ADORABLE.
>> I HEARD SIX MONTHS RETURN
GUARANTEE.
Ellen: IS THAT WHAT IT ?IS
>> I THINK WLL KE'EEP THEM.
>> Ellen: LES TAT'LK ABOUT THE
MOE, BVIECAUSE YOU REALLY NOT
ONLY -- YOU KIND OFOVE D INTO
THIS.
YOU PLAY A GUY WITHOUT SIGHT AND
YOU DID SOMETHING WCH IHIS
PRTYET IMPRESSIVE.
.ELL EVERYONE
YOU LITERALLY --
>> IT WAS INTERESTING.
PLAYING A BLIND ANM, I DIDN'T
KNOW THE BSTE WAY TO APPROACH
IT, RIGH BECT,AUSE I CAN SEE.
I TSOHOUGHT IT WOULD BEOR ME
DIFFICULT AND MORE CONVOLUTED
-- IF I WAS TO RACHE FOR A
LASS IN THE SCENE TO PRETEND
LIKE I WAS RACHIENG FOR A GLASS
TH I CATOULD ACTLLYUA SEE.
THAT SEEMED MORE COMPLICATED.
I WENT TO AN EYE DOCT AORND HE
T ME LSESEN THAT WERE TOTALLY
OPAQUE SO I REALLY PHYSICALLY
DN'T SEE ANYTHING WHEN WAS I
FILMING IT, WHICH WAS GREAT.
IN THAT SCENE, ITOOKS L LIKE I'M
LOOKING THETO GUY I WAS TALKING
TO, BUT I WAS NOT.
I COULDN'T SEE A ITHNG.
I WAS JTUS KIND OF LOOKING AT
HIS DIRECTION.
WHERE WE'RE FILMING IN MONTREAL
HAD A STAURERANT.
I HEAR THERE'S FEW A OF THESE.
THAT YOU EATHE T MEAL IN TOTAL
NESS.
AND IT'S STAFFED BY PEOPLE WHO
ARE SIGHT IMPAIRED.
AND THEY HAV EONE.
HAVE ONE IN L.A. AND THEY
HAVE ONE INNEW YORK.
>> Ellen: I'VEEARD H ABOUT THAT.
>> IT'S FUN.
YOU SHOULD GO.
Ellen: OKAY.
LL.I
ONIGHT.
>> Een: llALL RIGHT.
FIRST I WANT TO GIVE YOU A
GIFT FORHE L TITTLE BABIES.
BECAUSYOU'E RE ANMAZI ANG
MAGICIAN, IFEOPL PE DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE VERY, VERY GOOD.
YOU'VE DONE IT ON THE SHOW
BEFORE.
>> I HAVE.
>> Ellen: ANYOU'D LL WANT TO
DRESSHEM T UP IN TTLELI --
[LAUGHTEAND R APPLAUSE]
>> O NO!H,
THAT IS AMAZING!
>> Ellen: OKAY.
NOW --
>> OK.LO
YO FACURE IS IMPNTEDRI INSIDE OF
HEIR --
>> Ellen: I WANTO BE T A PART OF
.HAT
SO WAIT.
THIS ISHA WT YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO LOVE.
>> HILAOUS.RI
Ellen: YOU DO TSHI THING.
UH-OH.
I DIIT WD RONG.
LITTLE TINY PLAYINCARDG S.
YOU CAN TEACH ICKSTR.
>> GREAT.
>> Ellen: AND THENHE WN YOU'RE
READY TO DO THE SAWING IN HALF
TRICK, YOU PUT THEM IN THERE.
>> WITH THE LILE LTTEGS.
>> Ellen: RIGHT?
>> WE'LL TRY IT ONCE.
>> Ellen: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
EAE GO'RING TO TAKE A BRK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING
TO RE-ENT SACOME OF THE MOVIES
HAT ARE NOMINATED TO GIVE YOU
IL IDEA OF THE FM.
WE'LL BE BACK.
[CHEERAND S APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Ellen: WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE
HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST NIGHT AND
WE'RE GOING TO RE-ENACT SOME OF
THE BIGGEST MOVIES TO SHOW YOU
ACTING ISN'T REAL THALYT HARD.
>> AND NOW, NOMINATED FOR BTES
PIURE,CT "INCEPTION."
♪♪♪♪
>> I AM THE MOST SKILLED
EXTRACTOR.
I KNOW HOW TO SEARCH YOUR MD IN
AND FIND YROU SECRETS.
I KNOW THE TRICKS AND I CAN
ACH YOU.
N TEACH THETO YM OU SO EVEN
WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP, YROU DEFSEEN
IS NEVER DOWN.
>> Ellen: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU' TALREKING ABOUT.
[APPLAUSE]
AND NOW, NOMINATED FOR BEST
CTURE, "T SOCHEIAL NETWORK."
TALK, LK,TA TALK, TALK, LK,TA
K,TALK, TALK, TALK, TAL
TALK, TALK.
>> Ellen: WE'RE SUING YOU.
[APPUSE]LA
>> AND NOW, NOMINATED FOR BEST
PICTE, "URTRUE GRIT."
[LAUGHR]TE
>> PLEASE, SIR, I NEED TO FIND
THE N WMAHO SHOT MY FATHER.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
[GRUNTING]
>> I'M SORRY?
[GRUNTING]
YEAH.
I DIDN QUI'TTE GET THAT.
>> EllenI: SAID WATCH OUT FOR
THAT RATTLEAKE.SN
>> RATTLESNA?KE
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
>> AND NOW, NOMINATED FOR BEST
PICTURE, "7 HO12URS."
[DEEP BREATHING]
>> OW.
OW.
OW.
>> Ellen: OH.
Y.M SORR
I'M SITTING ON YOUR HAND.
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]