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The first and most important thing
that Frozen teaches
is that is you suffer from
Avoidant personality disorder, you should
you should run away to the mountains
and build yourself a giant palace
if you inadvertently cause the apocalypse
on your way out of town,
you should sing loudly about how you don't really care
because the cold doesn't bother you.
The other thing that Frozen teaches
is that if you try to take over
a country by marrying into the royal family
you should probably pick a country
that doesn't have supernatural blizzards.
Don't forget, always make subterfuge as simple as possible
and don't over complicate things.
You shouldn't wait till the last possible moment to eliminate
your enemies.
or purposefully keep them out of harm's way.
Because really, who would go out of their way
to save someone they're going to kill
in the next couple hours anyway?
I mean, does that sound intelligent to you?
Finally, if your sibling frequently gets herself into trouble,
the best option is always to take her to a troll
and have him mess around with her head
until he causes Posthypnotic Amnesia.
It might not solve the problem,
but she'll likely start singing the same song
for ten years strait, which should be very entertaining.
Did anyone else notice that no one in this
film learned anything?
The film started with Elsa building ice rinks
until eventually she accidentally hurt someone.
To solve the problem, at the end of the film,
Elsa builds: more ice rinks.
And invites even more people to come play.
As soon as one of them falls or slips on the ice,
or hurts themselves in any way,
Elsa is going to have, another emotional breakdown.
and start the entire film all over again.