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My girlfriend just found out I cheated on her.
She couldn’t have taken it that badly, because you’re standing here.
What does that mean?
Do you know how many jokes there are about how some celebrity was forgiven for cheating,
but the comedian admits the last thing he’d hear is how does she reload the gun while
he is laying in a pool of his own blood?
Then you think I should be happy if I just end up with property damage.
That’s the whole premise of some top selling country songs. Slashing car tires, ripping
up seats, shooting his favorite what not.
She hates me.
You clearly didn’t love her enough to keep your pants on.
It was a lapse in judgment.
A lapse in judgment is when you take a turn too fast and spin out or get too close to
the curb and pop a tire. Cheating required meeting in a couple of different ways with
someone other than her.
She won’t forgive me. She won’t even get over it.
Would you get over her cheating on you as fast as you expect her to get over it?
Probably not.
It is totally within her rights to leave you.
A lot of people get past cheating.
If you’re this nonchalant about it, she won’t get past it because you’re too likely
to do it again.
Excuse me?
If cheating is no big deal to you this time, there is far more likely to be a next time.
She doesn’t trust me, and I think she’s snooping.
You violated her trust. Snooping might be how she found out, but you deserved it, and
she’s got the right to snoop around in the future now.
I don’t see how, because it violates her privacy.
Uh, your private parts went in someone else, and now she’s at risk of diseases some other
woman had. So you violated her privacy first.
I was hoping for advice on coping with it.
Total submission of all of her demands would be a good first start, but I think you’re
totally beyond redemption here.