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-Sighs- So bored...
I wonder what's on Face Book...
{Computer} New friend invite!
Hm... I remember this freak.
He was that strange kid from... Second, third grade or something...
He used to wear that stupid green mustache all the time... He was annoying.
Well, might as well poke him,
I'm bored.
{Mouse clicks}
Poke.
-Snickers-
-Reclines-
Hope I don't regret this...
{Music} The Mood - Mouse Head
-Eccentric yelp of excitement-
Argh!
{Computer} -Dings- You have been poked on FaceBook!
{Computer} -Dings- You have been poked on FaceBook! {Mr. Green} YES!!
-Fit of gaiety-
Oh my gosh guys! I just got poked on FaceBook!
This is gonna be so cool! -Giggles-
I demand satisfaction from you, Saihttam X!
In a non-*** way!
Then you shall have it! Non-Sexually, of course... -winks-
{Dulvlu} Okay, you wanna duel? Fine! {Gunshots and music come from the TV}
{SaihttamX} Gah! {Dulvlu} I don't know why we call it a duel...
For I am not your equal...
How long does it take for someone to die in this game?
Fri-iiick,
Just be deceased, man!
Dude, calm down! Your character's like, 5 levels higher than me!
You think you've got problems?!
But your guy also has 5 orange weapons!
They're not in my proficiency!
Well, you know what? You can go eat a slipper!
Y'know what, I'm pretty sure that slipper would taste better...
Than your skills right now-
{Dulvlu loses the duel} {Dulvlu} Oh my!
That is ridiculous!
What is that? Shotgun... to the face? That's always gonna win!
Drop the shotgun!
Drop the shotgun!
Drop the shotgun!
DROP THE SHOTGUN!
DROP THE SHOTGUN!
Drop it drop it drop it!
{Phone Rings} Okay, fine!
I'm just using a revolver, okay.
I'm being totally fair.
Dude, that revolver will p0wn me!
{Gunshots and music, Dulvlu rants in the background}
Your mom is a dirty lying thieving *******
{FALCON PUNCH!}
AHHHH!
ARRRGGH!
Guess what guys?!
What?
I just got poked on FaceBook...
BY A GIRL!!
AHHHHH!! AHHHHH!!
Guess what I did!
Whatcha' do man!? WHATHCA DO!?
I...
...Poked...
...BACK!
AHHHHH!
Auwww.... YEAH! -high five-
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
{"Yeah!"s continue... Saihttam has an epileptic episode.}
-Rave! -Wall!
-Raaave! -Wall! WAA-ALL!
-Gulp- -Gulp- -Gulp-
{Music} Back Away (Remix) - Fire Head
{Hillbilly music}
{Doorbell rings}
I heard someone got poked on FaceBook!
This, is the woman, who poked me.
Nice, score man!
{Anderaan} Wait, she looks familiar... {Dulvlu} Dude...
I'm dating this girl!