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Eridan: why aren't you working or something for the country?
Eridan: Make him explode, come on
Tavros: wait wait wait
Sollux: I want him to grow up sane and strong
Tavros: let see ho they eat
Tavros: omg...they are making a mess
Tavros: this is my food, more normal and taste good
Eridan: Mine too
Tavros: No it don't
Tavros: OMG ERIDAN, that's disgusting!
Eridan: Why?
Eridan. why damn! i've just "disolvido"
Karkat: Disolvido? do you mean "Disuelto"?
Karkat: Iidiot! Retard!
Sollux: then i'm the one who talks bad
Karkat: you always talk bad naturally
Eridan: I have food in my mouth, how do you want me to talk?
Sollux: cut the cheese for the kiddy, cut him the cheese
Karkat: Don't call me...-cof-
*Now Eridan starts praying for no reason*
Tavros: Eridan....what are you doing?
Eridan: Eating
Sollux: No more juice for Eridan just for that!
Tavros: Karkat stop burp!
Sollux: Be strong(?
Eridan: Can i burp? i know how to!
Karkat: No...ur's sounds "aquosos"
*EPIC ERIDAN BURP*
Eridan: Hey...why is a fetus on the game disc?
Karkat: i Told you that before
Karkat: Is our baby
Sollux: yeah u will have it
Karkat: no way! u are the one with two dicks, is easy for you to do it
Eridan: if that baby born as ugly like you guys. mother of gog...what an Unfortunately baby
Tavros: He's my friend!
Karkat: No he's not, u don't have any friends!
Eridan: Leave them. Sollux is mad because he's a noob with the crash bandicoot, and karkat is mad because he don't have any cigarretes
Karkat: Make ur self homosexual
Eridan: he is
Sollux: soon of a b****
Tavros: why did u say th...Stop throwing things when i'm near!
Eridan: please...have u seen his pants?
Sollux: Is from fef, i don't have anything else
All: why are u wearing ur girlfriend clothes!!??
Eridan: Those are not feferi's pants
Sollux: wait a sec, how do u know that?
Sollux: if you are not hungry we can eat it for you
Sollux: ***!
Sollux: this is a *** that wan't to steal my girlfriend, but he don't know that she is mine
tavros: or steal you...
Sollux: i am not homosexual! and i won't be *** just for a "sassy gay" like him
Karkat: and for me?
Sollux: yeah i will, and for tavros aswell
Sollux: everytime i drink i recorder the roof
Karkat: *nerd laught*
Eridan: i've finish
Sollux: oh he finished~~
Tavros: this is a boys night and we miss Vriska
Sollux: True, were's vriska?
Sollux: Don't bite ur self! dont! drink juice,drink!
Sollux: not that one, that is mine, this one.
Sollux: leave the *** camera alone!
Karkat: I am a "macho"
Tavros: Vriska is more "macho" that me
Karkat: everyone is more "macho" than you
Tavros: Disgusting, Karkat!
Karkat: Holy *** don't do that to me!!
Sollux: Yeah, to you, yeah
Karkat: Why? i dont have "that"
Sollux: well it doesn't matter
Sollux: stop it! i am drinking! ***!
Karkat: I want to go to the bathroom!
Eridan: me too!
karkat: I need to poo!
Sollux: LOL "i need to poo" now u have demostrate ur age
Sollux: and what about the sassy gay? he needs to poo two?
Sollux: awwn...Mr sassy needs to...poo...
Karkat: Where is vriska?
Tavros: She is with Kanaya
Sollux: oh yeah, with kanaya
Sollux: Hey thats my place, well doesn't matter i'll take urs
Karkat: I need to grow! do you still want that?
Tavros: y-yeah i do...
Sollux: omg we were just about to go into that like DASFSASASGA
Eridan: Really, i don't understand, i mean...u are here, the most shorters ones and...me
Eridan: no....why? no...what i am doing here?
Sollux: THATS WHAT I WAS SKING MYSELF SINCE I GET INTO THIS HOUSE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Solluz: i'm starting talking like karkat
Sollux: Hi! i'm heterosexual and my name is Eridan Ampora
Eridan: Hi my name is sollux..
Sollux: AHHHH SDFSFDSDFAFDFDDFSFS..shut up
Sollux: yeah yeah! tell us! how did u start beeing Eridans friend, tell us ur story
Sollux: DGASDADFAS i am not asking you!! i am asking tavros!
Sollux: Tavros dear, tell us
Tavros: Dear?
Eridan: this is a gay night
*we start talking about who invites who to vriska house*
Karkat: Anyone invites Eridan BECAUSE HES A FOREVER ALONE AND NOBODY WANTS HIM TO BE HERE
karkat: GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUR OF MY HOME!
ALL: IS NOT UR HOME KARKAT!
Eridan: when did the acne stop for us guys? the last year?
Sollux: My ***
Sollux: i am old, respecto the old people
Eridan: so what are u doing playing with kids, old man?
Eridan: why aren't you working or something for the country?