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Let's play "Improbable Musical", everybody plays.
Your job in "Improbable Musical" is to do a choreography,
to sing and dance and convince us we could be
watching a Broadway musical!
And the theme will be a sentence I'll pick up here.
'I wear pink pants'
That's the theme for "Improbable Musical", starting now!
Son, what is this I found in your closet?
Holy ***, I thought it was marijuana...
- It's some pants we're wearing now... - These are pink pants, son!
- Dad... - Now they're pink pants with a shoe mark, son!
I wish I found marijuana!
Dad, we're wearing pink pants at school! All my friends are wearing.
- Son, what is this? - Pink pants...
Pink pants with an elbow mark!
- Are you all wearing pink pants? - What's the problem?
Our sons are wearing pink pants!
Our sons are wearing pink pants!
- This is gay! - Don't say!
- This is ***! - That's what I fear!
- My son won't wear pink pants! - Why?
My son won't wear pink pants!
- Dude... - What's up, Marcão?
Did your mom found them too?
She found them, showed to my dad and he stepped on the pants, man.
Check out the elbow mark.
We can't express ourselves, man!
Pink pants are more than style or clothing, they're an ideology, man!
You bet...
Genaro... I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- I don't know... I'll put my son in another school! - Me too!
- That's what I'm gonna do! - Me too!
- In our days we had black uniforms... Maybe brown! - Brown!
- Brown was good! - Brown was already kinda sissy!
How come, Genaro...
Could some pants be... Some pink pants be, like...
- Horrible! - Yeah, horrible!
What's that?
- Help me here! Search their drawers! - Wow!
Genaro, I need to confess something...
Look, I found pink pants at my dad's closet!
I have something to confess too...
I have a bra.
Genaro, you have no ***!
- But it's a black bra! - Hell yeah, Genaro!
- Hi! - Hi!
We're here to tell you we're running away without your knowledge.
- That's horrible! - Look what I've found!
- My diploma! I'm glad that... - Look what I've found!
My God! A string, that's horrible!
- But look what I've found! - A papyrus! We're gonna be rich!
But look at these pink pants I found!
And look at this picture from the 70's I found, with pink bell bottoms!
Kids, we need to talk to you.
Serious business.
- We were just scared that you... - That... Well...
Like the slang says, 'use too much pepper'.
- Actually, colors don't mean anything... - No...
So we can use pink pants again? So it can match our crop tops?
- Crop tops? - It would look bad without it, right?
But it's black!
- You better explain this crop top! Singing! - We will!
Everybody sing with me now! Everybody sing with me now!
- Hip-hop matching the crop top! - That's right!
Hip-hop to matching the crop top like...
My dad thought that I could just be denied but I found the pants he was trying to hide
Check out what I've managed to score this stuff was hidden inside his drawer
I discovered pink pants and a picture now who's gonna be the worst creature
I got no problem with my *** orientation I got a Calvin Klein top, it's a sensation
*** orientation, *** orientation... Each one with his inclination...
Genaro... I don't know if you remember that party back in high school...
I do. Of course I remember that party...
'Black power'
Who knew what was happening? I don't remember, I was so high!
Wait, I'm remembering... Our hands touched in a dance move...
You looked at me...
I remembered! We had sex!
That's what I wanted to talk to you, Genaro!
- I didn't remember! - No, Genaro, what I mean is... We didn't have sex.
We made love!
Big love!
- It was a big love - It was a big love
- That happened in the seventies - Seventies
- I remember - It was a big love
- You said 'let me feel your extremities' - It was a big love
I looked at you, but I know that I can't
But then you looked right at my pants
- And you went up, and up - And up
- A big love - It was a big love
Up and up, I didn't feel the shove
- I was hearing chants - A big love
Now I know there's nothing wrong with pink pants
CIA. BARBIXAS DE HUMOR presented
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.