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We are coming to you because there is something we need you to know. Right along this area, there has been some havoc. Concerns are being raised about the County Road 500 hooligans. A group of men that hang out right along here..
I have heard about these men. I have dreamed of once hangin' out with these guys. Still do..
?!?!?!!
My Fuhrer.... we.......
We are the guys.. we are the 500 boys causing the havoc..
Everyone except these traitors.. these idiots.. these imbeciles.. these jerks..please.. leave.
Eat my @ss hole
*You idiot....."
You are THEM?! The 500 boys that I have idolized my whole entire LIFE?!
T-Fada?! Cook?! Jabbo?! Bleezy?!
I can't believe this whole time.. right under my big @ss NOSE! Your 'ol ladies must be so dissapointed!
But not as dissapointed as me! I've always wanted to kayak, go on a road trip, Ride ATVs, Motorcross, Ride bikes, ride down the road on a car hood, shoot paintball, be blown up on an air bag, and sit on a bucket of firecrackers!
The air bag was no fun, sir, I assure you-
Well I wouldn't know, dumb@ss, because I wasn't INVITED!
My Fuhrer.. you can participate in any future hell raising-
You had your chance to ask me to join!
I can't believe this ***!t!
I wouldn't have cried like a baby if Jabbo stuck a crawdad on my balls! I would jump at the opportunity to shoot myself in the face with a paintball gun!
I would have ate a scorpion WITH the stinger still attached!
All this time I could have been trippin with ya'll.. Fishin'..celebratin' birthday parties, cookin at Jabbo's, card game at T's, wild parties at Cook's.. I just don't understand! You didn't even offer me a chance!
How could you do this to me?
How could you crush my fickle heart? I could have been called The Great HeBo!
How could you just crush my fickle heart?! I could have been called, "The Great He-Bo"
That's all right.. I could outrace anything that Cook has ever had, down 500, with a Volkswagon.
I'm not scared to walk in the woods with a tarp!
I would never say I AIN'T NEVER COMIN' BACK!
If Cook told me that he was going to run away.. I would leave and go with him
*sniff* It's ok Dusty.. Chuck Norris will know what to do..
I guess good friends just do it all.....
I just.. pft.. I want to do some of this crazy stuff with ya'll
Breaks my heart..
[Awkward..]
But I just have one question..
[Oh, sh!t..]
If I ever need to call on the Home Boy Hook-Up, Could I?
Or would you pass me on the side of the road with your @$$ hanging out the window?
Just wanna roll with y'all..