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DAVID TUTERA, YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!
[ SCREAMS ]
David: I'M DAVID TUTERA.
I PLAN PARTIES -- REALLY BIG PARTIES.
OH, MY GOD!
WHOO!
MY CLIENTS INCLUDE EVERYONE FROM OVER-THE-TOP DIVAS...
WE'VE MADE IT THREE YEARS!
...TO PUSHY REALITY STARS.
I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT TO SAY.
THE NEW YORK OFFICE IS STILL TUTERA HEADQUARTERS.
THAT'S A HOT MESS.
BUT THESE DAYS, MUCH OF THE CRAZINESS
TAKES PLACE AT MY HOUSE IN L.A.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
AND THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE THINGS
ARE ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE INSANE.
I'M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE,
AND I'M GOING TO BE HAVING A BABY.
WHOO!
ON THIS EPISODE OF "DAVID TUTERA UNVEILED"...
A BAT MITZVAH.
DAVID!
PINK.
I SHOULD WEAR PINK. PLEASE.
LOOK HOW HORRIBLE IT LOOKS ON HER RIGHT NOW, DAVID.
DALIA IS LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD THAT HAS NEVER GROWN UP.
NONE OF YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO HER.
NOW I GOT TO GO DEAL WITH THIS CRAZY FAMILY.
SHE'LL DO WHAT SHE DOES
TO TAKE THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER NIECE, WHO'S 12.
YOU'RE TEACHING MY NIECE TO HATE ME.
IT'S CRAZY.
♪ ONE, TWO ♪
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ♪
♪ OH ♪
David: HELLO? CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME?
GABY?
MY MOM AND MY DAD ARE GONNA BE HERE IN TWO WEEKS.
I AM HAVING A BABY.
SO MY GOAL IS TO HAVE THE NURSERY COMPLETELY DONE --
CHANDELIER INSTALLED, THE RUG DOWN,
THE DRAPES UP, THE FURNITURE IN.
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE EXPRESSION
ON MY MOM AND DAD'S FACE
WHEN THEY SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL CIELO'S NURSERY IS.
David: MONTRE?
CAN YOU HELP ME?
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
PULL THE CHANDELIER UP OUT OF THE BOX.
NO.
I HAVE A NEW DRIVER. ANOTHER ONE, YES.
HIS NAME IS MONTRE.
YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION, RIGHT?
IT IS NOW.
WELL DONE. SO --
AND P.S. -- THIS IS REALLY HEAVY.
SO WE'LL SEE HOW MANY DAYS THIS WOR-- I MEAN WEEKS --
I MEAN MONTHS THIS WORKS OUT, BECAUSE YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.
SO, HOW LONG YOU BEEN WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
ALMOST FOUR YEARS.
I THINK WE'RE GOING OUT SATURDAY NIGHT.
YOU GUYS SHOULD COME. EVEN IF WE JUST MEET FOR A DRINK.
WHAT DO YOU DRINK?
I'LL DRINK ANY WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS.
I'M KIND OF SURPRISED YOU DRINK WHISKEY.
IT'S VERY MANLY.
LISTEN. AS I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A CRYSTAL --
RIGHT. EXACTLY. LIKE, WHAT?
AM I OUT OF LINE FOR THINKING...
ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T MIND A GLASS OF WHISKEY RIGHT NOW,
TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU.
I'M GONNA GET YOUR WHISKEY. HOLD ON.
I TYPICALLY WOULDN'T HAVE A DRINK WITH AN EMPLOYEE OF MINE,
AT LEAST, NOT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING,
BUT I JUST FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH
TO SORT OF GET TO KNOW MONTRE.
WHERE'D YOU FIND THOSE GLASSES?
I DID MY RESEARCH.
YEAH!
I'M NOT GONNA POUR YOU A GLASS AND THEN NOT GET SOME MYSELF.
CHEERS.
I'M AFRAID. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD WHISKEY.
YEAH.
IT'S A MAN'S DRINK. MAN UP.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
WE'RE DONE.
NO, WE'RE NOT.
YEAH, IT HAS TO GET CLEANED.
Montre: HEY.
I'M GONNA GET THE CLEANING THING. I'LL BE BACK.
YOU DO THAT.
SO, ALISSA IS PITCHING ME A PARTY.
MY SPINE WENT UP JUST A LITTLE BIT
BECAUSE IT'S A BAR MITZVAH.
A BAT MITZVAH.
YEAH.
GOSH. SO, I STARTED AT THE AGE OF 19.
MY FIRST PARTY I EVER DID WAS A BAR MITZVAH.
I'VE DONE BAR MITZVAHS ALL OVER THE WORLD,
AND THE EXPECTATIONS ARE INCREDIBLY HIGH.
RIGHT. AND THEY NEVER GET ANY EASIER.
RIGHT.
I JUST KNOW THAT WHEN YOU GO INTO DOING A BAR OR BAT MITZVAH,
YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE THE WATERS.
IT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN DOING A WEDDING
RIGHT.
IT'S A PARTY FOR A 12-YEAR-OLD.
RIGHT. EXACTLY.
BY THE WAY, BAR MITZVAH IS FOR A BOY,
A BAT MITZVAH IS FOR A GIRL,
AND A B'NAI MITZVAH IS FOR A SET OF TWINS.
SO, THIS LITTLE GIRL TIFFANY IS MY BAT MITZVAH GIRL.
"ALL MY LIFE, PEOPLE HAVE STOLEN MY THUNDER,
"AND NOW MY AUNTS ARE GOING TO DO IT
AT MY PERSIAN-JEWISH BAT MITZVAH."
YEAH, SO, THE MOM AND THEN HER SISTERS --
THEY'RE ALL, LIKE, RUNNING THE SHOW,
AND, YOU KNOW, FOR THEM, IT'S ALL ABOUT SHOWING OFF.
"MY LIFE IS NOT ABOUT KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES.
IT'S ABOUT BEATING THEM."
SO I'M ALREADY FREAKED OUT. DO I WANT TO DO THIS PARTY? NO.
DO I WANT TO DO IT BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE
A LITTLE 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAPPY? ABSOLUTELY, YES.
I'M GONNA BE A DAD. SHE'S 12.
SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO SORT OF GUIDE HER.
SO MAYBE THIS IS MY MOMENT
TO NOT JUST DO SOMETHING FOR TIFFANY,
BUT MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING FOR ME, AS WELL.
SO THIS SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE FOR YOU.
I COULD DO THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED,
ASSUMING THEY LET ME DO WHAT I DO BEST.
WELL, THAT'S THE CHALLENGE,
IS WORKING THROUGH ALL THE FAMILY MEMBERS.
DO YOU WANT SOME?
BABY.
HERE I AM IN BEVERLY HILLS.
I'M MEETING WITH TIFFANY AND HER FAMILY
TO FIND OUT WHAT EVERYONE'S IDEAS ARE
FOR THIS CELEBRATION OF HER BAT MITZVAH.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
THIS PARTICULAR BAT MITZVAH
IS BASED UPON A FAMILY THAT IS PERSIAN --
PERSIAN LIVING IN BEVERLY HILLS.
NEED I SAY ANY MORE?
David: HELLO, HELLO. HI!
HI. HOW ARE YOU? PLEASE COME IN.
I'M FANTASTIC. HOW ARE YOU?
GREAT TO MEET -- OH, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.
HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU?
TIFFANY, GOOD TO MEET YOU.
MAY I?
AND THEN I NOTICED AT A DISTANCE,
AND I WALK OVER TO THIS, LIKE, HAREM OF WOMEN.
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOSH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HI, SWEETHEART. MWAH!
ROCHELLE.
ROCHELLE, GREAT TO MEET YOU.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
ALL RIGHT. SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
David: MOM, TIFFANY --
BAT MITZVAH GIRL, YOU'RE ADORABLE --
SISTER TO YOU. SO, WAIT.
THEN YOU HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS HERE AND A GRANDDAUGHTER.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
THEY'RE DRESSED TO THE NINES, LOOKING FANTASTIC,
BUT A LITTLE OVERDONE FOR 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
I'M A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.
YOU'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS? WHY?
BECAUSE, LIKE, I HAVE TO PICK ALL THE DECISIONS.
BAR MITZVAH AND WEDDINGS, FOR PERSIAN PEOPLE,
IT'S LIKE GOING TO THE ACADEMY AWARDS.
YOU DRESS UP. I'M SURE YOU'VE GONE TO THEIR PARTIES.
IT IS VERY GLAMOROUS.
IT'S ALMOST A SOCIAL STATEMENT,
AND I THINK IT SOMETIMES GETS LOST IN TRANSLATION TO THE FACT
THAT IT'S A CELEBRATION OF YOU MOVING INTO ADULTHOOD.
YEAH, IT'S NOT A COMPETITION FOR ME.
EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
AND I THINK THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU GUYS SHARE WITH ME?
I JUST WANT RHINESTONES ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I WANT SPARKLE.
NO, NOT MUCH.
BUT YOU WANT TO SEE SPARKLE.
I WANT TO SEE SPARKLE.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT NOW
ME LISTENING TO TIFFANY AND HEARING HER IDEAS.
ARE YOU LOOKING TO DO A THEME OR A STYLE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
LONDON.
SO YOU LOVE -- OH, MY GOSH.
YOU GOT THE SHOES, THE SHIRT. YOU LOVE LONDON.
DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA OF LONDON?
Debora: LONDON IS FINE.
ACTUALLY MADE US GO AROUND
AND LOOK FOR A CERTAIN BAND SHE LOVES.
ONE DIRECTION.
OH, YOU AND AS WELL AS ABOUT 9 BA-GAZILLION
OTHER GIRLS AROUND THE WORLD LOVE THEM.
BAR AND BAT MITZVAHS ARE ALWAYS ABOUT THEMES.
I LOVE IT, BECAUSE IT'S A KID'S PARTY.
I WANT TO LOOSEN UP WITH YOU.
WHERE DO YOU MOSTLY HANG OUT IN THIS HOUSE?
Debora: WE GO IN THE KITCHEN.
LET'S HANG OUT IN THE KITCHEN.
I FEEL VERY DRESSED UP FOR THE KITCHEN, BUT WHO CARES?
IT'S OKAY. PLEASE.
I NEEDED TO BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY INTO THE KITCHEN,
THINKING, "I GOT TO GET THEM OUT OF THIS."
LIKE, THE SETTING WAS SO FORMAL.
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU THINK OF LONDON
THAT YOU THINK WOULD BE FUN FOR YOUR BAT MITZVAH?
WELL, I WAS THINKING LIKE A --
RHINESTONES.
YOU AND THE SPARKLE. [ LAUGHS ]
SHE DOESN'T REMIND ME OF A SPARKLE GIRL!
Debora: THE PARTY ALWAYS GOES AROUND DALIA.
YEAH, THAT ONE.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PLEASE HER.
EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE THE SAME AGREEMENT
THAT ALL ROADS LEAD TO DALIA.
WHO HAS FASHION? WHO DOESN'T?
NONE OF US HAVE DRESSES.
AND I WILL TELL YOU, IF MY DRESS
DOES NOT OUTSHINE THE REST OF THEM,
I'M NOT COMING TO THE BAT MITZVAH.
YEAH.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
THIS IS THE PROBLEM.
SHE WANTS TO GET THE SAME COLOR DRESS --
SHE WANTS TO MAKE THE SAME COLOR DRESS THAT I WANT.
WHO DOES?
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
WHOA.
HONESTLY, SERIOUSLY, RIGHT NOW, IN MY HEAD, I'M THINKING,
"OKAY, HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS SCENARIO,
BUT YET TAKE TIFFANY OUT?"
CAN I SPEND TIME JUST WITH THE BAT MITZVAH GIRL?
LIKE, WHERE DO YOU HANG OUT?
WE SOMETIMES GO IN THE PLAYROOM.
TO THE PLAYROOM? LET'S GO.
I JUST WANT TO SEE SHE DOES IN HER OWN PLACE, YEAH.
AND I'M LIKE, "TIFFANY, LET'S JUST GO SOMEWHERE
SO I CAN KIND OF LEARN A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT YOU."
'CAUSE SHE'S BEING SMOTHERED BY THESE WOMEN.
David: ARE THEY LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME?
WOW.
THIS IS DRAWINGS I MADE.
I ACTUALLY LOVE TO DRAW.
SHE LOVES ART, WHICH I LOVE.
MY MOM BOUGHT ME PAINTS, AND SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS.
MM-HMM.
YEAH, DUCT TAPE. THAT'S CUTE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
AND MY MOM'S LIKE,
"THAT'S A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR AGE."
I'M LIKE, "BUT I WANT TO SMILE A LITTLE BIT."
BECAUSE IF I HAVE THAT, THEN I'LL KIND OF SMILE.
YOU'RE SMILING RIGHT NOW.
[ CHUCKLES ] BECAUSE I LOVE TO SMILE.
SO, KEEP TELLING ME -- WHAT CAN I DO?
BESIDES OBVIOUSLY GIVE YOU A GREAT PARTY.
IF YOU CAN, CAN YOU, LIKE, PLEASE BE THERE?
OH, MY GOD. I WOULD -- I'LL BE FRONT AND CENTER.
FIVE MINUTES WITH TIFFANY WAS MORE VALUABLE
THAN THE I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT WITH THIS FAMILY.
WE ARE BACK.
TIFFANY SPOKE TO ME, AND I LISTENED.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT COLOR IN YOUR FASHION.
I WANT TIFFANY GREEN.
I WAS FUCHSIA.
PINK.
HOLD ON A SECOND. NO, WAIT. NO, WAIT.
I WANT HER TO SAY WHAT COLOR SHE WANTS TO WEAR.
PINK.
WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY COLOR?
BECAUSE I DECIDED FIRST.
THIS IS HER NIGHT.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN WORN PINK IN YOUR LIFE!
TIFFANY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST COMPROMISE THIS TIME?
NO. SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO COMPROMISE.
SHE SHOULD PICK WHAT COLOR SHE WANTS.
IN THE PERSIAN CULTURE, YOU KNOW, AUNTS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
THEY PLAY A BIG ROLE IN THEIR NIECE'S LIFE.
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU
TO WEAR PINK IF SHE WANTS TO WEAR PINK?
YES, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT HER WEDDING DAY.
BUT IT'S HER BAT MITZVAH DAY,
AND IT'S NOT YOUR WEDDING DAY, EITHER.
THIS WOMAN IS A B-I-T-C-H.
SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN TIFFANY.
NO!
IF TIFFANY WANTS TO WEAR PINK, TIFFANY SHOULD BE WEARING PINK.
IF DALIA WANTS TO WEAR PINK,
DALIA SHOULD NOT COME TO THE PARTY.
I'M GONNA GO TO THE GYM.
David: DALIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M LEAVING. THANK YOU.
SHE'S A DRAMA QUEEN.
Dalia: PINK!
I'M WEARING PINK!
Tiffany: [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]
NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO HER. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
DALIA.
DALIA IS FREAKING PISSED.
Montre: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ALMOST HERE, DAVID.
OH, WE'RE HERE?
OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
I AM MEETING TIFFANY AND THE REST OF THE "LADIES"
BECAUSE I NEED TO TAKE CONTROL OVER THESE WOMEN.
I'M GONNA BE DOING FASHION FOR EVERYONE --
HER TWO AUNTS, HER MOTHER, HER GRANDMOTHER,
AND, OF COURSE, THE BAT MITZVAH GIRL.
YOU ARE ALL HERE.
RIGHT ON TIME FOR THE CHAMPAGNE.
OH, YOU AGAIN WITH THE CHAMPAGNE.
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THEY WON'T BE SO CONCERNED
WITH UPSTAGING EACH OTHER THAT THEY CAN KEEP THE FOCUS
WHERE IT SHOULD BE, WHICH IS ON TIFFANY.
GOSH! YOU ALL LOOK BEAUTIFUL. HI, TIFFANY.
HI.
THANK YOU.
SO, YOU READY TO DO SOME SHOPPING?
YOU GUYS REALLY DRESSED UP TODAY.
THANK YOU.
WHAT WENT ON SINCE I LEFT YOU?
[ LAUGHS ] THOSE TWO.
SO, LISTEN. I CHANGED TIFFANY'S DIAPERS.
DALIA, GOD FORBID, WOULD EVER CHANGE A DIAPER
'CAUSE SHE'D GET [BLEEP] ON HER NAILS.
Dalia: DAVID, I HAVE LOST NIGHTS OF SLEEP OVER THE COLOR PINK.
IT'S MY COLOR. I AM BLOND. I SHOULD WEAR PINK.
PLEASE.
LOOK HOW HORRIBLE IT LOOKS ON HER RIGHT NOW, DAVID.
LOOK HOW HORRIBLE HER PERSONALITY IS, DAVID.
I SHOULD WEAR PINK.
YACKETY-YACKETY-YACKETY-YAK.
THEY ALL HAVE OPINIONS ON WHAT THEY THINK
IS BEST FOR THEMSELVES, BUT YET NOT ONE OF THEM
HAS TAKEN TIME TO SPEND ON TIFFANY.
WELL, YOU WANTED TO WEAR PINK.
HAS THAT CHANGED, OR DO YOU STILL WANT TO WEAR PINK?
I'M GOOD WITH BLUE OR PINK,
BUT THEY WANT TO WEAR PINK, SO I HAVE TO WEAR BLUE.
WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED WITH TIFFANY?
'CAUSE THE LAST TIME I SAW HER,
SHE WAS ALL EXCITED ABOUT WEARING PINK.
I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE QUESTION. THIS IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
DO YOU WANT TO WEAR THE PINK AND SHE'LL WEAR THE BLUE?
YEAH, I DO WANT TO WEAR THE PINK.
WOW! REALLY?
SO, WAIT. HERE'S THE DEAL.
IN THE BACK, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. THERE ARE TWO RACKS.
I HAVE SOMETHING THERE FOR EVERYONE.
YOU GUYS CAN JUST SORT OF BATTLE IT OUT.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE FIRST DRESS,
AND I'M ALREADY EXHAUSTED.
THEY'VE SUCKED THE ENERGY OUT FROM ME.
THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
Rochelle: FIGHTING, FIGHTING.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Dalia: HOW MANY CAN I WEAR
THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT AT THE BAT MITZVAH?
YOU GET ONE DRESS FOR THE PARTY.
ONE.
I THINK PART OF THE FESTIVITIES SHOULD BE THAT I CAN CHANGE
INTO THREE OR FOUR OUTFITS, DAVID.
I'M PROVIDING YOU ONE.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO PROVIDE YOURSELF TWO MORE.
CAN I GET A PINK VEIL TO TRY ON WITH MINE?
IT'S ALL A GAME.
MY BET WOULD BE THEY'RE GONNA HATE THE FASHION.
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON RIGHT NOW IS TIFFANY.
SO, TIFFANY, COME ON OUT. I WANT TO SEE HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK.
I DECIDED TO BRING TIFFANY OUT FIRST,
REMINDING ALL OF THE WOMEN
THAT THIS IS ABOUT TIFFANY, NOT ABOUT THEM.
DO YOU LIKE IT? YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
SO, WHERE ARE YOUR ADORABLE GLASSES?
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WEAR THEM.
MY MOM.
I LOVE YOUR GLASSES.
THEY'RE, LIKE, MY FAVORITE THING THAT YOU HAD ON THAT DAY.
THEY GIVE YOU SUCH PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER.
David: TIFFANY'S GLASSES ARE GONE.
SHE'S LOST THAT SORT OF YOUTHFUL SORT OF SPONTANEITY
OF WHO I MET WHEN I MET HER AT THE HOUSE.
WHAT'S THIS DEAL WITH THE BLUE AND THE PINK?
I'LL WEAR BLUE. IT MATTERS WHAT THEY WANT TO WEAR.
I MEAN, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COLOR.
I WANT RITA AND DALIA TO HAVE FUN, TOO.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN.
I AM GONNA HAVE FUN. IT DOESN'T MATTER ABOUT THE DRESS.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I WAS WITH YOU LAST TIME.
MOM AND GRANDMA -- I MEAN, EVERYBODY COME OUT.
I'M GONNA WEAR THIS TO A BALLET RECITAL.
UM, WELL, THAT DRESS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR TIFFANY.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
RITA IS WEARING SOME SHORT DRESS
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON TIFFANY, MY BAT MITZVAH GIRL.
IS THIS A JOKE, OR IS SHE FOR REAL?
AND DALIA HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHOW UP HERE WITH A DRESS
THAT SHE WORE TO HER BROTHER'S WEDDING.
SO NOW WE'VE STARTED THE WHOLE THING OFF BY *** ME OFF
ASSUMING I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
TO GIVE AN IDEA OF WHAT COLOR PINK I WANTED TO WEAR.
AND, BY THE WAY, THE DRESS IS UGLY.
THE COLOR PINK IS BAD. IT HAS NO INNER CONSTRUCTION.
SO SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS 90-YEAR-OLD SAGGY ***.
IT'S JUST CUT LIKE IT WOULD BE FOR A STRIPPER.
DO YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS DRESS?
OH, OH, OF COURSE.
DAVID, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,
IN THE PERSIAN SOCIETY OF BEVERLY HILLS,
JUDGMENT DAY IS NOT JUST WHEN YOU MEET GOD.
JUDGMENT DAY IS EVERY DAY THAT YOU WALK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE CARS THAT THEY DRIVE,
THE JEWELRY THAT THEY WEAR, HOW THEY LOOK,
THEIR HAIR, THEIR MAKEUP.
CAN THEY SEE ANYTHING FURTHER
THAN THE MATERIALISTIC THINGS THAT THEY WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT?
I HOPE SO MUCH
THAT TIFFANY DOESN'T WIND UP LIKE ANY OF THEM.
AS I WAS SAYING, EVERY DAY IS JUDGMENT DAY.
ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S MAKE SURE THAT JUDGMENT DAY
ON BAT MITZVAH DAY IS A GREAT DAY TO BE JUDGED.
SO, I WANT YOU TO PICK A DRESS
THAT YOU'RE GONNA TRY ON THAT YOU SEE HERE.
YOU GUYS, GO, GO.
LISTEN, IF I COULD LOCK THEM IN THE DRESSING ROOMS
AND LEAVE WITH TIFFANY -- SLAM DUNK, I WON.
TIFFANY?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
NO.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME CUT AS THE OTHER DRESS. IT'S JUST PINK.
YEAH, BUT, LIKE, THE -- IT DOESN'T FIT MY PERSONALITY.
AND NOW I WEAR PINK, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
SO YOU LIKE THE OTHER ONE BETTER?
OKAY. STAY RIGHT THERE.
I LEFT FOR ONE MOMENT
TO SIMPLY JUST SEND A TEXT TO ALISSA,
AND I COME BACK, AND THEY'RE ALL OUT OF THE DRESSING ROOMS.
THEY'RE ALL IN DIFFERENT FASHION,
AND DALIA IS FREAKING PISSED.
I DID NOT SEE THIS DRESS ON THE RACK.
DAVID IS THE FAIRY.
NO.
TAKE IT OFF SO I CAN TRY IT ON.
NO. I'M CINDERELLA.
David: THAT'S AMAZING.
WELL, BECAUSE THAT WAS IN YOUR ROOM.
DALIA WANTED TO WEAR PINK, AND THEN SHE SAW HER SISTER RITA
WEARING THE BLUE DRESS THAT LOOKED SO GREAT ON RITA,
THEN SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN WANTED RITA'S DRESS.
DALIA JUST WANTS WHAT SHE CAN'T HAVE.
YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT DRESS.
YOU DON'T WANT IT. IT'S NOT PINK.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED PINK.
THIS FABRIC MAKES ME LOOK FAT.
I WANT TO HAVE YOU TRY ANOTHER DRESS ON.
YOU DON'T LIKE THIS?
NO. I DON'T DO BLACK.
NO.
[ LAUGHS ]
DALIA IS LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD KID THAT HAS NEVER GROWN UP.
WOULD YOU GIVE THAT TO HER AND TRY SOMETHING ELSE ON?
NO.
♪ IT'S NOT MY PARTY ♪ OW!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I KNEW WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
ARE YOU GONNA TRY THIS DRESS ON?
HEY, DALIA?
Dalia: NO.
REALLY? A GROWN WOMAN CRYING IN FRONT OF A 12-YEAR-OLD
ABOUT A DRESS, ABOUT COLORS,
ABOUT A 12-YEAR-OLD'S BAT MITZVAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT? DO ME A FAVOR, DALIA.
GO IN THE CORNER AND CRY,
AND I'LL PUNISH YOU AND SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM
AND YOU CAN'T COME OUT UNTIL AFTER THE BAT MITZVAH'S OVER.
Rita: FINE. GO AHEAD. YOU CAN TRY THIS ON.
David: NOW IT'S OKAY?
BUT DO YOU GUYS -- I THINK WHAT WE'RE ALL MISSING
IS YOU CAN ALL PRANCE AROUND AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
I'M PICKING YOUR DRESSES.
I UNDERSTAND THAT, DAVID, BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
THAT I'M GONNA BE THE SINGLE AUNT AT TIFFANY'S BAT MITZVAH.
I MEAN, FOR ME IT'S JUST -- I HAVE --
WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM, I DON'T HAVE MY FIANCé
OR MY HUSBAND TO WALK IN WITH.
I HAVE THE DRESS.
SHE THINKS THAT BY WEARING THIS FABULOUS DRESS
REPLACES THE FACT THAT SHE'S SINGLE
AND WALKING INTO THE PARTY ALONE.
WOW.
WHAT I THINK IT REALLY IS IS THAT EVERYONE
JUST WANTS TO SHUT DALIA UP BECAUSE SHE'S ANNOYING.
SO IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, I'LL TAKE THE DRESS OFF,
AND YOU CAN WEAR IT IF YOU SHUT UP, STOP CRYING.
IF THAT'LL MAKE YOU SMILE, I'LL WEAR A DIFFERENT DRESS."
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, THOUGH?
I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DIFFICULT
AND CHALLENGING WITH EVERYBODY?
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT THIS YOUNG GIRL.
YOU WENT IN THERE AND CRIED, OR PRETENDED TO,
THEN YOU GOT YOUR WAY BECAUSE YOUR SISTER FELT BAD
BECAUSE YOU HAD A LITTLE, BRATTY FIT.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO HER.
NONE OF YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO HER.
BUT WE ALWAYS DO.
WE ARE.
YOU HAVEN'T SAID ONE WORD.
TELL ME SOMETHING. HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW?
LET ME STAY OUT OF IT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO --
I DON'T BLAME YOU.
YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT LATER.
BEFORE I LEAVE, I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE LAST QUESTION.
OKAY?
WHEN I LEFT YOU THE OTHER DAY
WHEN I FIRST MET EVERYBODY IN YOUR HOUSE,
DID ANYBODY, AFTER YOU COMMITTED TO PINK,
ASK YOU TO CHANGE YOUR COLOR TO BLUE?
ONE PERSON DID, BUT --
WHO?
I TOLD HER, "I CAN CHANGE THE COLOR IF YOU REALLY WANT."
YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION, SWEETIE PIE.
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
DID ANYBODY ASK YOU
TO CHANGE THE COLOR OF THE DRESS FOR YOU TO WEAR?
OKAY.
YOU DID!
WHY ARE YOU LYING?
I'M NOT LYING.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
WHERE'S THE FAMILY?
RITA: Hi, David. It's Aunt Rita.
YOU KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT COMING?
I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE JOKING AROUND
WHEN YOU'RE CRYING IN THE DRESSING ROOM?
WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE ONLY SPENT TWO DAYS WITH US.
ONE DAY WITH YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH FOR ME.
I NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH TIFFANY,
SO I'M GONNA SURPRISE HER AND TAKE HER OUT ON --
I GUESS IT'S LIKE A LITTLE FIELD TRIP, RIGHT?
I NEED TO FOCUS ON TIFFANY.
AFTER THE DRAMA THAT I LEFT ALL THESE WOMEN LAST TIME,
I CAN'T GO THERE AGAIN.
Tiffany: HI.
[ GASPS ] DAVID!
HEY!
YOU GOT SOME TIME FOR ME?
YES?
YEAH, MY MOM'S BUSY RIGHT NOW.
JUST YOU AND ME? HI!
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
CAN I BORROW TIFFANY?
YES?
BYE, TIFFANY. HAVE FUN. TAKE CARE, HONEY.
David: WELL, WHEN I FIRST MET TIFFANY,
SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE LOVED HER ART CLASS.
IT WAS THAT MOMENT WHERE WE WERE SORT OF
JUST PLAYING IN THE GAME ROOM.
SO I THOUGHT TODAY I WOULD TAKE HER TO A LOCATION
WHERE SHE COULD HAVE JUST SOME FUN AND DO SOME ART WITH ME.
COME ON IN.
HELLO.
David: COME ON IN.
THIS IS MY BAT MITZVAH GIRL, TIFFANY.
HI, TIFFANY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRAW A PICTURE WITH US?
YES.
YES.
DAVID -- I FEEL LIKE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ALREADY.
HE REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME.
I KNOW YOU SAID FOR ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT DALIA.
YOU KIND OF OFFENDED HER.
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DIFFICULT AND CHALLENGING WITH EVERYBODY?
YOU WENT IN THERE AND CRIED, OR PRETENDED TO,
THEN YOU GOT YOUR WAY BECAUSE YOUR SISTER FELT BAD
BECAUSE YOU HAD A LITTLE, BRATTY FIT.
I FELT BAD, AND THEN I WAS CRYING.
I'M SAD THAT TIFFANY IS DEFENDING DALIA.
I REALLY AM.
I MEAN, I GET THAT THEY'RE FAMILY. I GET THAT'S HER AUNT.
BUT THIS IS NOT A TIME NOR A PLACE
FOR A 12-YEAR-OLD TO BE DEFENDING ANYBODY
OTHER THAN BEING EXCITED ABOUT HER OWN CELEBRATION.
CAN WE MOVE FORWARD AND HAVE FUN AND ENJOY
AND NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT DECISIONS
THAT YOU'RE MAKING FOR A PARTY, WHICH IS A CELEBRATION FOR YOU?
OKAY.
SHOULD I TELL YOU MORE ABOUT MY IDEAS?
YEAH! OF COURSE!
I WAS THINKING A TIARA.
I KIND OF LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF LIKE,
"OH, I'M THE PRINCESS."
YEAH.
TIFFANY JUST SAID TO ME
SHE WANTS TO WEAR A TIARA TO HER BAT MITZVAH,
WHICH MEANS SHE WANTS TO BE A 12-YEAR-OLD FOR HER PARTY.
THIS IS AWESOME.
I'M IN SUPER LOVE WITH THIS.
CAN YOU SIGN YOUR NAME INSIDE THE BOX HERE?
AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REASON FOR THAT.
AWESOME.
THANK YOU, GUYS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
WE HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE 'CAUSE YOUR MOM'S HERE TO PICK YOU UP.
OKAY. MM-HMM.
BYE.
WE HAD FUN!
THERE THEY ARE.
WE HAD FUN!
OKAY.
DALIA -- SHE'S UPSET.
AND I WOULD REALLY NEED YOU TO TALK TO HER
BECAUSE SHE SAYS, "I'M NOT SHOWING UP.
I'M NOT COMING TO THE BAT MITZVAH."
AND AS TIFFANY'S AUNT, I REALLY WANT HER TO BE THERE,
SO I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT
I'LL TALK TO HER.
CLEARING THE AIR WITH DALIA ISN'T ABOUT DALIA.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT DALIA. SHE'S RUDE.
I CARE ABOUT TIFFANY BECAUSE, FOR TIFFANY'S SAKE,
I WANT THERE TO BE PEACE ON THE DAY OF HER BAT MITZVAH.
AND HOPEFULLY YOU AND DALIA COULD RESOLVE IT.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER AT THAT PARTY.
YES.
SO YOU NEED TO GET HER TO SEE ME.
I WILL TALK TO MY SISTER.
THAT'S NOT IT.
THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER.
David: TODAY I'M MEETING TIFFANY AND HER FAMILY
AT A PERSIAN RESTAURANT TO ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS
AND CLEAR THE AIR BEFORE THE BAT MITZVAH.
I DON'T SEE ANYBODY.
OH, MAYBE OVER HERE.
WHERE'S -- THEY'RE NOT HERE?
WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU'RE MEETING?
WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THEY?
WHERE'S THE FAMILY?
EAT.
OOH, THAT'S DELICIOUS.
THIS IS GOOD.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?
THIS IS WHY I DON'T DO BAR MITZVAHS ANYMORE.
NOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TEXT MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
I'M SITTING HERE,
AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING, TICKING, TICKING AWAY.
REALLY NOW? I MEAN, COME ON.
THEY'RE ALREADY AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE.
SO ARE WE JUST SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND EAT ALL THIS FOOD?
RITA: Hi. Is this David?
WHOA. YES. WHO'S THIS?
OH, HI. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
YOU KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO, RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
I THINK THEY'RE FULL OF IT.
AND, BY THE WAY, THEY WEREN'T EVEN THAT FAR FROM WHERE I AM.
THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP.
THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO RIGHT NOW IS TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE TIME WE HAVE ON THE PHONE.
ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME ABOUT THE BAT MITZVAH?
Yes.
YEAH, SURE.
THE LOCATION IS CALLED SKIRBALL.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?
SKIRBALL IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST VENUES IN LOS ANGELES.
SAY "THANK YOU."
Uh...
I HAVE SUCH ISSUES WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S NO GRATEFULNESS GOING ON.
OKAY, WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH.
AND I DO HAVE A DRESS PICKED OUT FOR YOU,
SO HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LOVE IT.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
SO, I WILL SEE YOU GUYS ON SUNDAY.
BYE, GUYS.
THEY ARE CRAZY.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
IT'S JUST ANNOYING.
SO, THEY STAND ME UP, WASTE MY TIME. FINE. FINE.
BECAUSE MY ONLY OBLIGATION AT THIS POINT IS TO TIFFANY.
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS. I BUY EVENING GOWNS ONCE A WEEK.
STOP IT.
THEY TURNED ON EACH OTHER. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
David: I'M HAVING MY DAUGHTER,
OKAY.
SO I WANT TO DO THE ONE SHOT THAT'S IMPORTANT.
YES.
RENEE, GABY, AND MYSELF ARE IN THIS HOUSE EVERY DAY,
AND WITH THE ARRIVAL OF CIELO,
THERE IS THE VACCINATION THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
FOR THOSE THAT ARE GONNA BE AROUND MY BABY.
I'M LIKE CABALLO. [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
THERE YOU GO.
I'LL GO NEXT.
YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE PINCH, AND ALL DONE.
WHO'S MY LAST VICTIM?
I SHOULD DO MY NON-DOMINANT ARM, RIGHT?
David: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GO PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY?
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PINCH.
David: IT'S ACTUALLY COMICAL TO WATCH THE TWO OF THEM.
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP OPERA.
OKAY, BABY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S DO THIS. PUT THIS IN HERE.
YOU WANT TO PUT LUCY ON THAT SIDE?
I'M GONNA PUT LUCY ON THAT SIDE. LET ME TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.
TODAY IS TIFFANY'S BAT MITZVAH, AND I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I GOT IT!
IT'S EITHER I'M FORGETTING MY KEYS AND MY WALLET
AND MY PHONE OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.
AND THEN I GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. I GOT TO GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.
IT'S JUST A CIRCUS.
NOW I GOT TO GO DEAL WITH THIS CRAZY FAMILY.
MM-HMM.
ME.
RENEE, WHO WAS LIKE WATCHING A TELEMUNDO SOAP OPERA.
Montre: I FEEL LEFT OUT 'CAUSE I DIDN'T GET A SHOT.
YES, I DO!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AROUND HIS BABY.
WHY? BLACK BOY CAN'T BE AROUND THE BABY?
NO. YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA BE AROUND HIS BABY.
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME DOWN TO IT BEING ABOUT BLACK PERSONS?
YOU KNOW, I SAY THE SAME THING.
[ LAUGHS ]
THE SAME THING.
I BETTER STOP.
HE'LL BE READY TO FIRE ME IN A MINUTE.
NO. I'LL WAIT TILL WE GET THERE.
OH! BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU.
David: TIFFANY'S BAT MITZVAH IS TAKING PLACE
AT THE AHMANSON BALLROOM OF THE SKIRBALL CULTURAL CENTER,
AND WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS SPACE IS THAT IT FEELS YOUNG.
IT FEELS ACTUALLY PERFECT FOR A BAT MITZVAH.
David: THAT'S AMAZING.
UH-HUH.
THE SPACE HAS GOT ASTRONOMICAL CEILINGS,
AND THE ARCHITECTURE INSIDE IS SPECTACULAR.
AWESOME.
IT LOOKS CUTE.
THE COLOR COMBINATION REALLY WORKS.
I LOVE THE CEILING, AND I LOVE THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF IT BEING MODERN.
I LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS IS ROUNDED, FLAT HERE.
I LOVE THE RED DRAPE,
YEAH.
David: STUDIO FIORE DID ALL THE FLORAL,
I KNOW.
HELLO, TIFFANY.
HEY, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU?
I MADE THIS FOR YOU.
OH, MY GOSH. THANK YOU. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU WANT ME TO OPEN IT NOW?
OKAY.
NOW THAT I'VE SEEN EVERYBODY -- THEY'RE ALL HERE --
THERE SEEMS TO BE CALMNESS AMONGST THE CRAZY.
THAT'S A DRAWING AT FIRST, AND THEN A NOTE ON THE BACK.
TIFFANY HANDED ME A NOTE THAT SHE WANTED ME TO READ
THAT SHE HANDMADE, WHICH IS SO CUTE.
THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU EXCITED?
MM-HMM.
OKAY. WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, OKAY?
OKAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
LET'S GO INSIDE. COME ON.
GET YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE HANGING OUT FOR A WHILE.
I HAVE GOT A TEAM OF EXPERTS WHO ARE GOING TO BE DOING
YOUR HAIR AND YOUR MAKEUP AND GLAMMING YOU ALL UP
SO YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR AND FABULOUS
LIKE YOU'RE WALKING THE RED CARPET FOR TIFFANY'S BAT MITZVAH.
I'M, LIKE, SUPER-EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTS.
WHOO!
ANYBODY HAVE QUESTIONS BEFORE I LEAVE THE ROOM?
DO YOU MIND IF WE HAVE A SECOND DRESS TO WEAR?
MY JOB IS TO PROVIDE YOU WITH WHATEVER I CAN.
I MEAN, I'LL PUSH TO HAVE YOU WEAR THE DRESS THAT I PICKED.
BUT, NO -- BUT LISTEN.
I MEAN, HONESTLY, IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
IT'S JUST THESE TWO, WHO BROUGHT BACKUP DRESSES --
DEBBIE AND DALIA -- JUST IN CASE.
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE NOT -- YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY ON
THE DRESS THAT IS THE ONE THAT I HAD?
'CAUSE SHE STILL COULD FIT YOU IN IT.
TRY IT.
I DON'T MIND TRYING IT, BUT I STILL HAVE A BACKUP DRESS.
QUESTIONS? DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME?
PLEASE.
SHE HAD A QUESTION, ACTUALLY. SHE ASKED YOU FOR A TIARA.
I DON'T KNOW. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
AND MAYBE THERE'S A TIARA, AND MAYBE THERE'S NOT.
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
David: SO, I'VE GOT A 12-YEAR-OLD WANTING TO BE OLDER,
AND I'VE GOT WOMEN, WHO ARE ADULTS, ACTING LIKE CHILDREN.
Alissa: ONCE ALL THE LIGHTING'S UP,
IT'S GONNA LOOK REALLY COOL AT NIGHTTIME.
AND THEN WE'RE PUTTING THE COLORED BULBS IN THEM.
David: [ GASPS ] THE DANCE FLOOR LOOKS AMAZING.
OH! DANCE PARTY.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT AM I MISSING?
THE FRINGE LAMPS.
WHEN YOU DO THEM, I'D EXAGGERATE THEM LOW --
LOWER THAN YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM.
WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK GOING ON AND LIMITED TIME
TO TAKE THE SPACE AND TURN IT TO WHAT IT NEEDS TO BE NOW,
WHICH IS THE CELEBRATION.
THIS LOOKS GREAT.
SO, MY PARTY PRODUCTION DID EVERYTHING ON THIS TABLE?
IT LOOKS SPECTACULAR.
TIFFANY AND MYSELF WENT TO THAT ART PLACE,
AND SHE MADE THAT PIECE.
DID YOU TURN IT INTO FLAGS?
WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SITUATION WITH THAT.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO FOR TIFFANY
WAS TO TAKE THE ARTWORK THAT SHE MADE WITH ME
AND BLOW IT UP INTO SOMETHING REALLY BIG
SO SHE COULD SEE HER ABILITY IS BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE VENDOR THAT I WANTED TO WORK WITH
TOOK THE ARTWORK, ISN'T ANSWERING THE PHONE,
WHICH THEREFORE ISN'T POSSIBLY GOING TO DELIVER
THE TWO BIG BANNERS THAT WILL BE FRONT AND CENTER FOR HER PARTY.
SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
OKAY.
David: I'M GONNA DO ONE AT A TIME,
SO I WANT TO GET THE FIRST DRESS FITTED.
SO, I'M GONNA HAVE YOU PUT THE DRESS ON,
HAVE YOU GET FITTED IN IT.
Rita: GO TRY IT, DALIA.
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL COLOR. IT MATCHES MY JEANS.
David: WHEN WE WERE IN THE CHANGING ROOM,
YOU LIKED THIS DRESS UNTIL SHE --
NO, THIS WAS THE DRESS THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THE COLOR,
SO THAT'S WHY I TRIED ON HER BLUE ONE.
David: DALIA JUST WANTS WHAT SHE CAN'T HAVE.
IT ISN'T ABOUT WHAT COLOR, WHAT STYLE, WHAT FABRIC.
SHE JUST WANTS THE WIN.
I'LL TRY IT. I'M JUST GONNA TRY IT ON FOR YOU,
BUT I'M SET ON MY DRESS.
PUT HER IN IT.
David: YOU KNOW, A PART OF ME REALLY WANTED
TO PICK A CRAPPY DRESS FOR DALIA 'CAUSE I CAN'T STAND HER,
BUT I DIDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I HAVE A BELIEF
THAT I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE EVERY WOMAN LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
I PICKED PINK BECAUSE SHE LOOKS GREAT IN PINK.
SHE'S BEING A BIG, BIG BRAT.
WHAT?
I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU CONSTANTLY SAYING,
"I PICKED THIS DRESS FOR YOU."
I HAVE A GREAT MEMORY, AND I KNOW I TOLD YOU THAT.
I DO, TOO. SO LET ME JUST EXPLAIN TO YOU SOMETHING.
YOU SAW YOUR SISTER TRY ON THAT DRESS.
YOU WANTED IT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
SHE LOOKED BETTER IN THAT DRESS THAN YOU.
I'M NOT ASSUMING.
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.
BECAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY APPROPRIATE DRESS
THAT I WOULD WEAR OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M IN THE HALLWAY, AND DALIA LAYS INTO ME.
I THINK YOU'RE DOING IT ALL ON YOUR OWN, BY THE WAY.
YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP. [ CHUCKLES ]
I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.
WELL, YOU KNOW, LISTEN.
I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON YOUR NIECE.
THEN GO AHEAD. BASHING ME DOESN'T HELP.
I'M NOT BASHING YOU.
AND DO NEVER, EVER SAY TO ME I'M BASHING YOU
BECAUSE I'LL PUT A STOP TO THAT IN TWO SECONDS.
YOU'RE TEACHING MY NIECE TO HATE ME.
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, DALIA. GIVE ME A BREAK.
IT'S BEEN ABOUT YOU. YOU CRIED IN THE DRESSING ROOM ABOUT A DRESS.
IT WAS HOT, AND I WAS OVERWHELMED.
DID YOU CRY? IN THE DRESSING ROOM?
I CRIED BECAUSE I WAS OVERWHELMED.
I DIDN'T CRY OVER A DRESS. I CRIED 'CAUSE I WAS OVERWHELMED.
YOU SAID TO ME THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU
IS TO HAVE A DRESS ON YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A MAN.
THOSE WERE THE WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
WE JOKE AROUND.
OH, REALLY?
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE JOKING AROUND
WHEN YOU'RE CRYING IN THE DRESSING ROOM,
SAYING YOU DON'T WANT SOMETHING BECAUSE --
YOU ONLY SPENT TWO DAYS WITH US. YOU DON'T KNOW --
I'M VERY THANKFUL IT WAS ONLY TWO DAYS, BY THE WAY.
ONE MORE DAY WITH YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH FOR ME.
OKAY.
SO, ARE YOU GONNA PUT THE PINK DRESS ON OR NOT?
I SAID NOTHING BUT NICE STUFF ABOUT YOU.
YES OR NO?
BUT I'M NOT WEARING THAT DRESS.
THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
I'LL SPEND IT ON PEOPLE THAT ARE GRATEFUL, OKAY?
MAKE A DECISION.
David: ALL SHE WANTS IS PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HER.
IT'S SO GROSS THAT SHE'LL DO WHAT SHE DOES
TO TAKE THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER NIECE, WHO'S 12, TURNING 13.
IT'S JUST COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE TO ME.
SHE'S GOT TO KEEP MANIPULATING HER FAMILY
BECAUSE SHE WANTS THE ATTENTION.
I NEVER ASKED FOR A DRESS. I BUY EVENING GOWNS ONCE A WEEK.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR DRESS.
Debora: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
YOU KEEP PUSHING, SO THAT'S MAKING IT
LOOK WORSER THAN WHAT IT IS.
STOP IT.
David: DALIA AND I WENT AT IT.
THAT'S A LOT OF CRAZY.
SO NOW WHAT?
NOW I DO WHAT I DO BEST. I PUT GREAT PARTIES TOGETHER.
I CAN'T FIX THE DYNAMICS OF THAT FAMILY,
BUT I CAN SURE AS HELL GIVE THEM A GREAT PARTY.
SO, I'VE GOT YOUR DRESS.
Rochelle: OH, BEAUTIFUL. OH, I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT.
I HAVE -- WHERE'S RITA?
RITA, I HAVE YOUR DRESS.
Rita: [ GASPS ] THANK YOU, DAVID!
YES!
THANK YOU.
AND MY BEAUTIFUL...
DO YOU LIKE IT?
AWESOME.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT TIFFANY LOVES HER DRESS.
SHE LOVES THE DRESS. SHE LOVES THE COLOR.
I GOT A SMILE. THAT'S A BIG DEAL RIGHT NOW.
YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS.
LET ME SEE.
THEY PUT SPARKLE AROUND YOUR EYES, WHICH IS SO GREAT.
YEAH, AND I GOT USED TO THE EYELASHES.
[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU.
LOOK AT THAT!
IT LOOKS GREAT. ALISSA!
DAVID, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK IT'S AMAZING. I HAVE ONE CHANGE.
IN THE NICK OF THE TIME, THE ARTWORK HAS ARRIVED,
WHICH IS GREAT 'CAUSE NOW WE GET TO SEE TIFFANY'S WORK.
THOSE PIECES OF ART ARE IN THE WRONG SPOTS.
I WANT TO HANG THEM RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF THE RED,
AND THEN I WANT TO LIGHT THEM
BECAUSE THAT'S HER ART THAT SHE DID.
I KNOW WE HAVE NO TIME TO GET THEM DONE,
BUT I WANT THEM UP BECAUSE THEY'RE A MAJOR FOCAL POINT.
WHAT?
I'M TALKING TO ALISSA WHILE WE'RE SETTING UP THE PARTY.
ONE OF MY OTHER STAFF MEMBERS COMES UP TO ME TO TELL ME
THAT ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE DOWNSTAIRS.
TURN IT OFF!
David: I'M HEARING THAT THERE'S FAMILY MEMBERS
THAT ARE REALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
Debora: I DON'T WANT THIS.
DALIA'S BEEN A BIT PAMPERED ALL HER LIFE,
AND TO TAKE A BACK SEAT TO TIFFANY IS DIFFICULT ON HER.
IT'S A PARTY TODAY! IT'S CRAZY.
DALIA IS A BIG HOT MESS.
SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
I THINK SHE'S HAVING A WOMAN ISSUE TODAY.
"DO ME A FAVOR AND LEAVE."
David: I WANT THEM TO BE IN FRONT OF THE RED.
I'M ALWAYS UP AGAINST SURPRISES --
SOMETHING, DRAMA, CONFLICT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
I NEVER CAN PREPARE FOR IT.
Debora: I DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
STOP IT!
AND NOW I'M HEARING FROM MY STAFF
THAT THEY'VE TURNED ON EACH OTHER.
LIKE, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE GOING OUT IN THE WILD.
THE ANIMALS ARE ACTUALLY AFTER THEMSELVES.
I MEAN, WHAT -- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
IT'S TOO MUCH FOR HER TO HANDLE.
WHAT'S TOO MUCH FOR HER TO HANDLE?
TO SIT IN A ROOM AND HAVE HAIR AND MAKEUP
AND PUT A PRETTY DRESS ON AND GO UPSTAIRS TO A PARTY?
SHE THREATENED TO LEAVE MULTIPLE TIMES AND NEVER REALLY LEFT.
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SAID IS, "DO ME A FAVOR AND LEAVE."
YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH LASHES.
HI, GUYS.
HELLO. HELLO.
DAVID, YOU LOOK SO NICE.
THANK YOU. LET ME SEE HOW GORGEOUS EVERYONE LOOKS.
THERE SEEMS TO BE THIS, LIKE, WEIRD CALMNESS IN THE ROOM,
AND NOT CALMNESS LIKE A GOOD CALM.
IT'S LIKE THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM.
SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
I THINK SHE'S HAVING A WOMAN ISSUE TODAY.
David: I DON'T NEED EXCUSES FOR DALIA'S BEHAVIOR.
YOU CAN BLAME IT ON ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT.
IN FACT, RIGHT NOW WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
THERE'S A LEVEL OF BEING INAPPROPRIATE,
AND SHE'S OUT OF LINE.
Debora: SHE IS.
IS SHE IN HER DRESS?
YES, SHE IS.
OH, GOOD 'CAUSE I WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.
SO, WE'LL WAIT FOR DALIA, I GUESS?
DRESSES LOOK AMAZING. RITA, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
Rita: THANK YOU, SIR.
David: DEBORA DIDN'T PICK MY DRESS,
AND SHE'S PICKED THE DRESS THAT I'M SEEING HER IN RIGHT NOW.
THE COLOR IS BORING AND NOT FLATTERING.
AND, BY THE WAY,
THE DRESS SHOWS OTHER THINGS I DON'T NEED TO SEE.
AND MY BEAUTIFUL TIFFANY LOOKS AMAZING.
Rochelle: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
DALIA, ARE YOU COMING IN?
YEAH. HI.
CAN I SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
Dalia: THANK YOU.
LET ME SEE!
DALIA IS WEARING WHITE, LIKE A WHITE WEDDING DRESS.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH.
OKAY, 'CAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE'S IN GOOD SPIRITS.
YES? YES. YES. YES. OKAY.
THE ENERGY SET IS LIKE
THEY'RE GOING TO A FUNERAL, NOT A CELEBRATION.
I GUESS SOMETHING WAS GOING ON?
WHAT'S WRONG?
I GOT UP EARLY IN THE MORNING,
SO I JUST NEEDED A SECOND TO REST.
LET'S GO. LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
LET'S GO FOR THE REVEAL.
David: THIS ENTIRE DAY HAS BEEN OFF-THE-CHARTS NUTS.
I MEAN... [ CHUCKLES ]
AT THIS POINT, I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW ANYTHING MOVING FORWARD IS GONNA TURN OUT.
EYES CLOSED. EYES CLOSED! I SAW YOU OPEN!
STEP ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR.
OKAY, SO, YOU'RE HERE.
WE'VE GOT ALL FIVE OF YOU RIGHT HERE.
I DECIDED TO [SIGHS] AFTER SPENDING
LIKE EVERY BREATHING MOMENT WITH THIS FAMILY
TO REVEAL THE WHOLE PARTY TO ALL THE WOMEN.
WOW. YOU GUYS ARE A HANDFUL.
I KNOW.
BUT IT'S GONNA PAY OFF RIGHT NOW FOR YOU GUYS AND FOR ME.
I KNOW IT IS.
SO, THIS IS ALL YOU, TIFFANY,
EVERYTHING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THAT YOU WANTED.
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST HOLD ON TO ME.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FAINT.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE -- ONE, TWO --
AND LOOK EVERYWHERE -- THREE.
OH, MY GOD!
[ ALL SQUEALING ]
Debora: THANK YOU, DAVID.
Rita: OH, MY GOD, TIFFANY!
LOOK AROUND. LOOK AT EVERYTHING.
THE KIDS ARE GONNA BE AT THE LOUNGES HERE.
ADULT TABLES ARE ALL THE ROUNDS.
Debora: LOOK, TIFFANY. THAT'S YOUR PAINTING.
IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE YOU.
IT'S AMAZING TO SEE MY PAINTINGS ON THE WALL.
Debora: TIFFANY, LOOK AT YOUR CAKE.
Rita: WOW. ONE DIRECTION!
OH, MY GOD! LOOK!
David: I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE ACTUAL FIRST TIME
THAT NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY
BICKERED, COMPLAINED, AND WERE DISAPPOINTED.
THEY LOVED EVERYTHING, AND NOW TIFFANY IS GLUED TO MY HIP,
HUGGING ME AND SAYING, "I LOVE YOU, DAVID"...
THANK YOU.
...WHICH IS EXACTLY THE POINT OF WHY I DID THIS.
OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THE ONE PERSON I REALLY PAID ATTENTION TO WAS TIFFANY.
I DIDN'T FORGET.
DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WANTED A TIARA?
DAVID, YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY HAPPY TODAY.
Rita: AWW.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I NEED TO SET UP SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
SO I NEED TO GET ALL THE GUESTS IN,
BUT I NEED TO KEEP YOU BEHIND.
OKAY.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
AAH! OH, MY GOD.
WHERE'S THE RHINESTONE SECTION?
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
YOU ARE THE WALKING RHINESTONE BOUQUET.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
GET READY TO MAKE SOME NOISE FOR OUR GUEST OF HONOR, TIFFANY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
David: NOBODY CAN STEAL TIFFANY'S THUNDER RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS HER GRAND ENTRANCE.
THIS IS HER BAT MITZVAH. THIS IS HER MOMENT.
Debora: WHEN TIFFANY WALKED IN WITH THOSE MEN,
OH, THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING.
I HOPE THIS IS A MOMENT FOR HER
THAT SHE REALIZES THAT SHE'S ARRIVED.
SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS WITH HER FUTURE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THE GRAND ENTRANCE IS DONE.
AND WHO TAKES THE THUNDER AWAY FROM OUR LITTLE GIRL TIFFANY?
SHOCKER -- DALIA.
REALLY?
Man: IF I CAN HAVE ALL THE KIDS FOLLOW DAVID AND TIFFANY.
ONE LAST SURPRISE FOR TIFFANY
IS TO SEE HER CANDY BAR AND GAME AREA.
CANDY BAR, GRAFFITI WALL, ALL YOUR GAMES.
I LOVE IT.
GOOD. COME ON, HONEY.
"I LOVE ONE D AND DAVID."
THAT'S AWESOME.
I'M SHOCKED THAT DALIA WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME -- SHOCKED.
I THINK THIS IS HER WAY OF RECONCILIATION PERHAPS.
I DON'T WORK THAT WAY SO FAST.
I'M SO PROUD TO HAVE A DAUGHTER LIKE YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART, AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY TONIGHT.
THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS HAS BEEN A TOUGH ONE.
THIS WAS THE MOST EMOTIONAL
ROLLER-COASTER RIDE I HAVE EVER GONE ON.
AND, BY THE WAY, I DON'T NEED TO GO BACK ON THIS RIDE AGAIN.
SO AMAZINGLY ENTERTAINING THAT I LOVE
WHEN I CAN BE ENTERTAINED BY THE DRAMA THAT'S AROUND ME.
YOU LOVE THE DRAMA.
YOU LOVE THE DRAMA.
I LOVE IT.
THEY ALMOST TOOK OUT HALF YOUR TEAM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
David: ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "DAVID TUTERA UNVEILED"...
LORD, I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
IT'S OVERWHELMING BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE A DAD.
AAH!
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, BUTTERFLIES.
IS SHE 6 STILL?
GIVE ME A LIST OF THE THINGS FOR YOUR WEDDING.
GIVE IT TO THE UNIVERSE, AND LET'S SEE IF I PICK IT UP ON IT.
A LITTLE SCARED.
I'M GONNA DIE.
WHO'S THE OFFICIANT?
WOW!
WHAT IF WE, LIKE, DROVE AWAY?