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So what you're saying is
DOSHRAKI LUNCH BOX WARRIOR!
[music]
So today we're gonna be doing Doshirak lunches
Yes, so a little while ago we did a video on Bento boxes as well
but we called them "bento" and "bento" is actually the Japanese word for it
And we couldn't remember that day!
And then somebody told us that it's actually Doshirak,
which we knew, but it totally slipped our minds.
Because we've had Doshirak at different restaurants before,
and they're wonderful.
The first ever Doshirak that we saw was at a galbi restaurant.
Do you remember? Yes!
And it's a little, it looks like a metal treasure box
It looks like a pencil case.
And we saw people beside us with it and we were like
"What are they doing?"
And they took the box and they would shake the box up violently.
And so we ordered one and when we opened it up it had rice
It had a little bit of Kimchi, fried kimchi
a big fried egg, and a piece of ham or spam
and you're supposed to just chop it with a spoon, close it up
and shake it up.
And the second kind we've seen, they'll have at these little take out restaurants
they're really cheap. It's like 3-5 bucks.
and it's this plastic set, and it'll have all these foods separated.
Like rice, chicken, and some kimchi and stuff.
The third one is the kind that we're gonna do today.
So it's those little cute boxes
When you open it up it has a face in it or cute little animals
WHICH I WOULD NEVER EAT! AND I WOULD STAAARRRRVE
I'm really excited about this because I like the word Doshirak
Because it reminds me of DOTHRAK! DOTHRAKI MAN WARRIOR!
Which is ironic because some of them are really cute.
Dothraki Man Warrior: do you want a strawberry lunch box?
Doshirak and Dothrak: coincidence? I don't think so.
So the point of this whole ramble is to introduce these two WTFs today.
Those are the sauce pens that Martina has
Yes. You fill it with ketchup but in this case I'll be filling it with ranch
You can fill them both with Ranch
because there are no other sauces necessary!
And then you write messages with it.
And besides the writing pens, we also have these little stampy things right here.
So this is the ham cheese set, so that you can
make little imprints of your food and put it in your Doshirak box.
This one says "I Love You" and this one says "I Love You" in English.
I have a feeling that you can move these around or...
this could be a duck!
U Evil O!
Wait! Can you take the S,
and then there's an H
So you can do...SHOVEL!
I like to have Shovel in my food!
So the whole point of this talk right now
is that we're going to have ourselves a mini Iron Chef right here.
Martina's gonna have five minutes to make the cutest Doshirak Lunchbox possible
And I'm gonna eat it and judge it based on its cuteness and yumminess
But how can this be Iron Chef if there's only one person.
You compete against yourself, alright?
You're your number 1 competitor.
That's the lamest Iron Chef ever!
Look: that's the rules that Michael Jordan went by!
I think so. Michael Jordan, I'm sorry if I misquoted you!
Ok so let's set up the cameras and begin our little Doshirak challenge!
Five minute timer. Go!
No! You haven't even started it yet!
Don't panic me!
Ok so my supplies: I've got some Kim: it's dried seaweed.
This one has some olive oil on it.
I've got some rice seasoning which is just some dried vegetables, fish, and shrimp
Processed Cheese, Ham, I've got a Ranch Pen, a barbecue pen
And I've got some water to wet my hands when the rice starts sticking.
I think I'm ready to go.
GONG!
Ok Go! OH GOD!
Ok Um. I've never made this before!
Ok.
RRRRRR!
It didn't cut very well.
RRR! RRR! Ham heart!
This is more difficult than I expected!
Ooooh! That worked a lot better.
Oh God! Ehh!
Fine! Everything's under control in Kitchen Stadium.
Oh dear God! I've lost a U!
Oh yeah. That's great there.
I forgot to use this in advance. Oh no!
I'm feeling a little bit panicky right now.
Ok I don't know what kind of pen this is.
Martina spends 40 seconds trying to get the pen to work.
Ok, abandoning one pen.
The ranch pen works. Yes!
Ding ding ding!
Time's up! Put it down. Step away! Put it down. Step away!
Let's see what we have here ladies and gentlemen.
It's a pirate bear! Let me take a closer picture of it.
That's pretty cute.
Simon...what's behind you?
What's that? Is it a siren? WHAT THE?!
I don't know what happened there!
Ok well five minutes was ridiculous.
That was definitely not enough time.
I panicked! I was gonna use this as a pattern
I was gonna sprinkle the rice pattern on and make it look like waves.
But, umm, that didn't work very well.
The cheese is really soft, so it's actually
really difficult to use lettering out of it.
All I got was an E. But then the E ripped off and formed an F
And then I had an F U. And I thought
I probably shouldn't put F U in Simon's lunch box.
There was a remaining L, and I was gonna use that as a weapon
Cuz I made a pirate bear.
So I don't know if it matches the theme of the Lunchbox.
Ohhhh!
Ok so I think the final thing to do is to eat your manly lunch box.
Ok so...
how are you gonna eat it? You're not gonna destroy it, are you?
So essentially all this is is a whole bunch of rice,
a little bit of meat, three tiny pieces of cheese,
some seaweed, two dollops of ranch, and powder?
Well I panicked! You didn't give me enough time to finish it!
So how do I eat this, then?
You're supposed to chop it up and...but I don't want you to
WAAAHHH!
Take that, Captain Jack Sparrow!
It was Captain Jack Bearow! He was a bear.
Let's see what this tastes like.
MM! Tastes like *** on the seven seas!
[Gong!]