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I have left my island of St. Boniface, Manitoba.
Montréal, here I come. Nothing's going to stop me... especially not a man...
You are maybe wondering, "What is a Franco-Manitoban?"
Well, he's like an Acadian. Except he comes from the West, and doesn't smell like fish.
He smells more like bison. And, I'm going to tell you why...
Hey, Madelaine! I really dig your Franco-Albertan character.
She's got a great loser quality. It works.
Wow. Thanks.
Actually, she's a Franco-Manitoban character and my name is Micheline.
Yah, I remember doing stand-up out West. Lots of girls had old-school names like yours.
Reminds me of babysitters that I used to have...
Ah?
Anyway, that failed Québécois thing totally works. -Really, huh?
You know why? -No.
To make people laugh, you need to *** them off a bit.
Wow, I... appreciate your opinion.
I've gotta say, "Your accent is super hot. How do you do that?"
Cheers.
Am I supposed to keep talking to you?
So, like, 300 years ago, a bunch of French dudes came from New France to do the fur trade with the Native peoples.
One of these "Voyageurs" was my ancestor, Jean De Lalonde.
Archives say that he even married an aboriginal woman.
So, I can just imagine when she saw him for the first time. On that river bank.
And, she's like, "Yo, Voyageur, you parked your canoe in my spot."
Hey. In the eyes, Frenchie.
Miche! What a great set tonight. You massacred the audience!
Thanks! -It was mental!
Okay, now drink your beer and get to bed. Your writing session tomorrow is going to be rock n' roll.
Right, okay. -By the way, your writing partner is here somewhere.
Hey!
Ah, there he is! Miche, this is Louis-Félix.
We met earlier!
Yeah... cool.