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THIS ELECTION HAS NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITING.
TERROR IS A KIND OF EXCITEMENT, RIGHT?
AND THIS SUMMER COULD SEE THE MOST EXCITING REPUBLICAN
CONVENTION EVER.
>> IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT DONALD TRUMP KNOWS, IT IS
ENTERTAINMENT.
HE HAS SOME DETAILS TO PUT SERIOUS SHOW BIZ INTO THE G.O.P.
CONVENTION.
>> THEY ARE ALREADY COMPILING A LIST OF CELEBRITIES WHO HAVE
ENDORSED DONALD TRUMP IN THE PAST IN HOPES MAYBE THOSE FOLKS
WILL WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN CLEVELAND COME JULY.
>> HE LOVES GLITZ AND GLAMOUR.
HE KNOWS HOW TO CREATE DRAMA.
>> STEPHEN: YES, TRUMP KNOWS HOW TO CREATE DRAMA, MAYBE EVEN
TRAGEDY.
BUT AS TRUMP'S TOP CAMPAIGN ADVISOR EXPLAINS, IT'S NOT LIKE
THEY'RE TREATING THIS LIKE SOME SILLY REALITY SHOW.
>> THIS IS THE ULTIMATE REALITY SHOW.
>> STEPHEN: RIGHT ULTIMATE REALITY SHOW.
GO ON.
>> IT'S THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES.
WE'LL PUT IT IN WAYS WE HOPE WILL BE ENTERTAINING AND MORE
IMPORTANT, INFORMATIVE.
>> STEPHEN: YES, REALITY SHOWS ARE ENTERTAINING AND
INFORMATIVE.
JUST LOOK HOW "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" INFORMED US ABOUT
HOW MUCH MEATLOAF HATES IT WHEN YOU STEAL HIS ART SUPPLIES.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
I BOUGHT THOSE (BLEEP) SPONGES.
PART OF THAT PAINT IS MINE.
I'M (BLEEP) SICK AND TIRED OF THIS.
>> MEAT, DON'T DO IT.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO (BLEEP) WITH ME!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> STEPHEN: I APOLOGIZE.
THAT WAS ENTERTAINING BUT CBS MADE US BLEEP MOST OF THAT
INFORMATION.
(LAUGHTER) AND ONE OF THE WAYS THAT TRUMP
IS TREATING THE CONVENTION LIKE A REALITY SHOW IS HOLDING OFF
ANNOUNCING HIS RUNNING MATE.
AS ONE TRUMPLING SAID: "ANNOUNCING THE
VICE-PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE BEFORE THE CONVENTION IS LIKE
ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" BEFORE
THE FINAL SHOW IS ON THE AIR."
IT'S AN APT METAPHOR, BECAUSE THIS YEAR'S REPUBLICAN
CONVENTION WILL BE THE SERIES FINALE OF AMERICA.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE
INMEMORIAM REEL FOR LIBERTY.
THEN AGAIN, THE CONVENTION IS BEING HELD IN CLEVELAND'S
QUICKEN LOANS ARENA -- THE Q!
I HAVE BEEN TOLD IT'S CALLED THE Q!
WHICH HAS ALSO HOSTED THE WWE MONSTER JAM, AND FREESTYLE
MOTOCROSS MADNESS, SO THIS CONVENTION MIGHT BE REALLY FUN.
>> MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, JULY, A FOUR-DAY
TELEVISION EVENT THAT'S GOING TO ROCK WHAT'S LEFT OF AMERICA!
IT'S THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION!
THERE IS GOING TO BE YELLING, ANGRY WHITE MEN, HATS WITH WORDS
ON THEM!
WATCH DONALD TRUMP ROPE AND BRAND A NAKED TED CRUZ!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL...
TOUCH REAL BRAINS AT DR. BEN CARSON'S FREAK-A-TORIUM.
THE MARITAL CAGE IMAGINE, THREE WIVES ENTER, ONE LEAVES.
AND DONALD TRUMP WILL ANNOUNCE HIS RUNNING MATE.
COME ONE COME ALL.
UNLESS YOU'RE A MEXICAN, MUSLIM OR A WOMAN WHO'S NOT A 10!
>> STEPHEN: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROSE BYRNE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪