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OPERATOR:3-9 Adam, this is Central BCC, Adam, Boy, and Truck 1 are responding to 25 Glendive
Lane for high-risk warrant service. Me:Hi, everbody! Happy Halloween! What's that,
you say? It's January? Hahaha... oh..what's ELSE is that, you say? You think this was
the Halloween episode and I forgot I recorded it? And I didn't feel like waiting for a whole
year to release it? Ohhhh...you guys are so silly. That's not what happened at all.
So anyway, this mission right here...we're after a guy who has apparently kidnapped some
twenty year old girl. And that's pretty much it. You're up to speed. I remember this mission the most. This mission
the most out of all the missions. This one and the....this one and one with, like, a mechanic shop.
OLD, LIKELY JEWISH LADY: How dare you come in here! ME: Who the hell are you, lady? Where are you?
OLD, LIKELY JEWISH LADY: Oh, my heart can't take this
ME: Haha...I'm sorry, super Jewish lady.
Radio: If you can hear me, honey, I love you very much. And I'd like to say to whoever
took her, I beg you, please, please don't *sobbing*
OLD, LIKELY JEWISH LADY: My Laurence didn't do anything! He couldn't have!
Me: Yeah, sure, I believe that. That's why I'm here, because he didn't do anything.
Radio: *Newswoman speaks* Police have no leads to the whereabouts of Melinda Kline at this time.
Me:I think I have a pretty good idea...
So, the whole nature of this game is that the missions are dynamic. In a sense that
the enemies are not in the same spots every time. So I HAVE to clear all of these floors.
Or, all these rooms on every floor. Because as sure as I skip one, there's gonna be an
enemy popping out, capping me right in my ***.
Oh look, we got a little bible thing right there. That didn't help him any. Oh Jesus.
Jesus is frowning upon what I am doing. He...he does not like this. And, uh...Or maybe he's
just disapproving of whatever happens on that bed across the way.
Yeah, that's normal. I like to stack up just a whole bunch of newspapers.
Nothing weird there.
Oh look, some more! Good.This
is perfectly normal. You know, uh...you could take the trash out sometime.
This, this has some pretty terrible wallpaper too.
You know, I actually know a guy who lives in an apartment
that looks kind of like this. Not...not in the decorating sense, but the, uh...the build
is pretty similar. Up until the point where you get down into the basement. The basement
looks different, but the top part of the house, the part leading through the door looks really
similar.It's kind of creepy, actually, how similar it looks. And there's dead animals.
This..yeah, NO, there's no waaay that her kid could have possibly done something psychotic.
Not like he has a whole bunch of dead animals in the basement. Or an abnormally large amount
of newspaper collections.
Ok, maybe I should have studied the floor plan for this place
a little bit better. I did not know that's what that room was. Also, there was a security
camera up there in the corner. I don't know if you saw that when I walked over here, but
a normal basement does not have a security camera outside the door. I mean, do YOU have
security cameras inside of your house everywhere? I'm willing to bet the answer is no. And if
you do, you might wanna consider changing neighborhoods.
OH! YOU SON OF A ***!
YOU SHOT ME IN THE GROIN! You ***. ,
You *** make love to that little orange cone. Oh
well, this is normal. That lady up there has to be in the worst case of denial I've ever
seen. Where is this leak--why, why is it leaking down here?
Did I go over here already?
You know, with her kid being a psychotic killer and all, I don't feel bad about blowing up
her doors every now and then. I just don't. RADIO: *Newswoman speaks* That's right Lisa,
according to police, another female body was discovered this morning. It is believed that
this young woman is also a victim of the so-called "Law School Lyncher."
ME: Look! Another *** security camera. That's normal. Nothing suspicious.
Other than the fact that THAT guy tried to shoot me. Not suspicious at all.But, he's dead now,
so that's fine. Oh, look at that. Look at all these nice masks. And that lady!
NOPE! Perfectly normal! Nothing here! Let's move on.
Oh look, everything's leaking everywhere.
This place is so nice. You know, after this raid, you know, once this house goes up for
sale, I think I might buy it. It's just such a nice place. It has a nice vibe to it.
LADY'S VOICE: Thank god! ME: Hey, you're supposed to be, like, 20 years old.
Why the *** do you look like that?
LADY: Is this really happening?
ME: Yes, this is really happening. LADY: You found me!
ME: Yeah...so, you don't have to sit in your poop anymore. So...yay for you!
Alright! I'm a non-sworn officer! That's a great rating. But, you know what, we passed.
So whatever. Next episode will be more action-packed than that. I promise. See you guys next time.
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