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Alright, what the hell just happened?
I lit the bonfire!
Wow, holy ***!
Right off the bat, this is what we're doing now?
Jesus ***- come on, move you ***!
I can't even *** move.
Like, am i dead? I'm dead!
I'm already dead!
What the ***!?
That's like the first guy in the game!
*groans*
Of course I gotta play Dark Souls.
Oh my god.
Run, god damn, dude.
Open the door! Open the door!
Open the door! Why does it take so long!?
Come on!!! GO!!!
I lit the bonfire again!
Get your shield.
You get your shield.
Yeah!
Now we got a shield. (Yay)
*Mumbles something*
Ah, ***.
Come here, you prick. (Woah, dude)
Come here you son of a ***.(Someone's a salty sue)
What is all of this?
Who gives a ***?
HOME RUN, ***!
*** barrel roll!
Maybe you could barrel roll your way to a sandwich.
Oh my god!
*** Indiana Jones up in this ***.
Get hit by a *** boulder?
*** it.
Shut up and give me a *** key, jerk off!
Thank-you! Go *** yourself!
Ah, ***! *** it!
You didn't *** repel, *** bird.
Ah, ***!
***! ***!
*** it!
He's going to town on my corpse.
My double corpse? I-I'm *** dead like, 5 times now
***!
***, I parried that!
*** it.
*** it.
Yeah, ***.
Get off me.
Get the *** off me.
What the ***?
Holy ***, there's a cliff!?
I just walked off a *** cliff.
Why?
Why!?
WHY!?
Did you guys here about Lloyd's Talisman
God damn it
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Can I just *** sit here, can I just hang out in Northern Undead Asylum, with this bond fire just *** end the game here!
***! ***! ***! ***!
Mmhhh, ohh wow surprised I didn't die
There's a *** arrow sticking out of my chest
It takes him ***, uhhhhhh!
Ohhhh! *** you, hit you in the face!
Ok!
Hit em!
Hit em
And I'm dead
and I'm *** DEAD!
IM *** DEAD ALLEN FRANKLIN YOU *** KILLED ME!!!
GOD DAMN IT!!
WHY would you make the game this hard, this is like ten *** seconds into the game, I've put the game into the *** Xbox and I've died like fourty *** times!
You will die over and over and over, WHY WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT!!!!
3,2,1
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT!! I WANT TO PLAY THE *** GAME, and HAPPY TIMES AND FUN ADVENTURES AND *** GOING ON PICK-NICKS AND ***, *** DANCE AROUND IN SUN LIGHT, SUN SHINE? I DONT KNOW, RAMBOWS AND SPRINKLES, NOT *** DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN THATS NOT FUN!! I DONT LIKE THAT, WHO THE *** LIKES THAT, THATS ***
*** CHRIST YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN BOLD CUT!!!
This is ***, this is like never going to happen!
THIS IS NEVER GOING TO *** HAPPEN!!!
ITS THE FIRST *** BOSS!!!
OHHHHH MY GODDD!!!
HOLY ***!!!
MY *** WHOLE IS BING TORN TO SUNDER HERE!!
*** WHOLE'S got a shield, a club and A *** HAIR CUT FROM THE 60's
***
TWELVE SIXTY!
I *** killed him, I *** killed him, I *** KILLED HIM AND I DIED!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!
YOU DEFEATED?
That not even English, "You defeated!?"
You defeated WHAT!?
What does that mean!?
"MUSIC"