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[Jay:] To make the audience think you are older,
you talk about adult kind of stuff.
[Jerry:] No. That's not true. [Jay:] I remember you saying...
[Jerry:] You don't remember, you're making it up.
[Jerry:] But, go ahead, go ahead. [Jay:] I'm not making it up.
I remember you doing this bit trying to act very cool
[Jay:] at the Comic Strip in New York [Jerry:] Yeah.
[Jay:] You had the mic, and you said, "Hey fellas, you know when you bring a ***
[Jay:] back to your apartment... [Jerry:] No. No. Wait a minute.
[Jay:] And people are going, "This nice little Jewish boy?"
[Jerry:] You're not explaining the joke. I had a joke about,
I had an electric fireplace that just glowed red
and it was just a joke that you could bring a *** back to your apartment
and she would go, "I'm not in the mood."
Because it was such a bad unromantic fireplace.
[Jay:] You didn't even look like a guy who could even get a ***.
[Jerry:] No. Well... What do you have to look like to get a ***?
[Jerry:] Are hookers choosing people based on their appearance?
[Jay:] Exactly.
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