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It's about time...as we discussed, then
Got it
Several hours earlier...
Hakurei Shrine
We're making carnival game stands!!
What?
Look at this!!
Reimu: What graph do you think it is!?
Suika: Hmm...
Suika: Reimu's basal body temperature?
How do you think my body works!?
This is the answer!!
People who came to our shrine [earlier, earlier, earlier, before that, last month, this month]
Suika: We should thank Marisa
Reimu: You're right!!
I got to thinking...how can we get more visitors to the shrine...? More donation...? [uun, u...u]
[Yuuka-sama...please st..p...Wrigg...le...like that...a...ah...ah...ahh...]
That's when it struck me!! If we open up stands, wouldn't a lot of people come!!?
[I'm...sorry...for breathing the oxygen that sunflowers made...I'm...sorry...]
I came up with three stands with the least base and maintainance costs!!
We should be able to get regular customers!!
And!!
Flying Home Center Seirensen _Without getting caught!!_ We'll get this this part!
Reimu: We'll get the wood for stands from here
It's processed wood, so it should be easy to build!!
Reimu: Questions!?
She's thinking, how did she get to this idea...?
She's thinking, I don't really wanna work
She's thinking, to begin with, don't stands open up because people come, not people come because stands open up?
She's thinking there should be a better plan
She's thinking how to persuade Reimu
She's thinking, no, it's impossible to persuade her!!
I mean, what's she gonna do in a stand? Regular customers? No way!! Can she even serve customers!?
I mean, Reimu's idea [illegible] What a pain [illegible] seriously aborigines [illegible] Someone help Is this video ok?
NO QUESTION
YOU'RE AMAZING, REIMU!!
Suika stopped thinking.
And so the story begins...
It's about time...as we discussed, then
Got it
Here it comes!!
Operation started!!
♪ Flying far though the blue sky
♪ Here comes the huge battleship
♪ Back and forth, with a weapon in hand
♪ Shave shave shave, cut it off
♪ Boom boom boom
♪ Destroy it to pieces
boom
[from memory] ♪ A million ton, to pieces [Translator note: The song and this screen are from a 2010 game]
♪ With a million ton of thoughts
♪ A million ton, to pieces
♪ With a million ton of courage
[boom] ♪ With a million ton of courage
[boom boom] ♪ With a million ton of courage
♪ A million ton, to pieces
♪ A million ton of hello and goodbye
[boom] ♪ A million ton of hello and goodbye
♪ A million ton, to pieces
♪ Shine on, a million ton of life
Reimu and Suika
We have carnival games! Welcome to Hakur
Air Yakisoba* Its reality surpasses the real thing! [*Fried noodles]
Welcome!! Would you like some yakisoba!?
We probably can't get away... We have to at least pretend we're having fun and get through
You're right......but what could air yakisoba be...like air guitar?
I totally thought it was a normal stand, but...it's true, given their finances, that'd be impossible!!
I suppose we should go...I'll buy one...
...O-
One air yakisoba
please...
[coming!] Coming right up!!
By the way, that should be
[one time] One time, not one
Reimu: Here's the menu
Menu?
Air yakisoba menu Settings A. Order. We'll make one on the spot B. Order. We'll give you a pre-made one C. Order. We'll be making one, but will give you a pre-made one D. Order. We'll say "we don't have one"
[Suika, please get ready]
[got it]
We also have various other settings and options
Sakuya: I'll go with A!!
We also have various other settings and options, including the chef's personality
Sakuya: Just A will be fine!!
[newspaper]
She's ready to go, so please order whenever you like
Oh
I'll play some music to set the mood
click
Then please enjoy!!
What?
...oh, yes...
Um...
[ruffle]
...um
I'd like one yakisoba...
[ruffle]
[sound of getting out of a chair]
..se-
rummage
rummage rummage
jjjj
jjjj
jjjj
sha
sha
jjjj
You from the countryside?
...what!?
Um...
I'm a local...
jjj
sha
Want chopsticks?
...oh
Yes
sha
I'll give you chopsticks
but I won't give you more yakisoba [Translator note: pun lost]
Gahahahahahaha
There you go
one yakisoba
Suika: That'll be 500 yen
...here
Suika: Come again
Reimu: Thanks for your business
Looks like it's not the kind where they kill you
I'm relieved
By the way, Sakuya
Remilia: Why are you crying?
I don't know
Come on, we're doing the next one
How long are you going to hold that yakisoba?
Target Shoot to get a wonderful prize!!
Remilia: Oh...the second one is normal
Sakuya: Huh...it looks like it
Castle* [*shogi piece]
Pot not included.
If you make it fall, you can get these wonderful items!!
Isn't it exciting?
Sakuya: How!!?
Sakuya: And isn't the earpick already on its side!? Isn't it!!?
Well, we were debating till the end between the castle and the latest game console
But castle is strong
Sakuya: Strong on the board, right!?
Sakuya: And how can you tell such a lie so easily!!?
I'll give it a go
What
What ho-
What ho- what
That'll be 500 yen
Ojousama!?
It's fine. These things aren't about the prize
It's trying to hit the target itself that's fun
Sakuya: I...I see...
For starters, I'll finish off that castle
Remilia: There!
Remilia: Urya
Remilia: Uaaaa!!
ZUUN
Something's definitely wrong!!
Once more!! Thank you
There's definitely a trick...but would these two admit that so easily...?
I have to find some proof...
Hmm?
Krazy Glue
Remilia: Uu it won't fall!!
So close! That's really close
They have Krazy Glue out in the open!!!
She hid it without hesitation!!!!
Oh no...there's no more bullet left!!
Remilia: I'll get it on the next one!!
Damn it....I have no choice...
I'll stop time!!
All right, now's the chance!!
I'll...rip this off!!
[gi gi gi gi]
Damn it, it's not coming off!!
It won't come off, it won't come off!!
Sakuya: Kuaaa damn you Krazy Glue
.....but
why are they looking this way even though I stopped time!?
Sakuya: Did they know it was coming!? Did they expect it and stop that way!? They're mocking me!!
I won't lose!!
I'm the Chief Pa...Maid for a good reason!!
Everything for Ojousama!!
I wil not...
lose!!
Now, Ojousama!! Please finish it!!
Remilia: Take this!!
Remilia, Sakuya: Oh
Suika: That was close~
It's fine, I had a lot of fun
By the way, Sakuya
Remilia: Why are you crying?
I don't know
Here, we're going to the last stand
How long are you going to cry?
I'm sorry...
I'd like to do something like goldfish scooping
It's a classic carnival game, you know?
Ojousama...
Given what we've had so far, I don't think you should expect a classic...
There's one where you can scoop!!
Scoop all you want
We had to include the classics
Classic scoop all you want
See, they have the classics
I'm sorry
Please forgive me
I can't squeeze something like that...
No, ahhHHHH
Save the Kappa You're the only who can save the kappa!! [Translator note: "sukuu" = "scoop" or "save"]
Please save this kappa from darkness
Save all you want
Sakuya: You're the ones who dropped her into the darkness!!
I'll give it a go
That'll be 500 yen
Please talk to it nicely
Ojousamaa!!
Please don't do it!!
That's already...not something you pay for
but something you get paid to do!!
I'd love to know how you get one to be like this...fufufufufufu
Sakuya: She's got some weird switch turned ooon!!
Don't worry...I'll make you wear a better face...I mean, I'll save you..fufufufufufufu
Sakuya: It'd be better at this point to just say that you have no intention of saving her!!
Nitori
Can you hear me?
Nitori
Nitori
Nitori...
Nitori...
Who's calling me...?
I came to save you...
Come...
Come this way...
On that side, there's a shrine maiden who plays with my armpit...
The armpit *** isn't here anymore...don't you worry...
[twitch]
[twitch twitch]
Reimu: Oh?
Reimu: You can almost save her!!
Sakuya: It doesn't look that way to me!!
Come this way...
I'll save you...
Reimu really isn't there...?
...who are you...?
Reimu isn't here
Don't worry...
and I'm
Reimu
Sakuya: She thrust her back down into the darkness!!
Hehe...
Hehehehehehehe....
Reimu: Oh, you can almost save her
Sakuya: What are you talking about!!?
Nitori
Nitori...
Nitori...
fast forward
[SHIIINE]
Now...come this way...
Be brave and get out of here
Y-
Yes
Oh, Nitori
There's
a well here
What?
And if you look close
That's not rope and bucket...
What?
It's barbed wire and a heavy-looking rock
What!?
Wha-
Wha-What!?
Oh my, Nitori...
Why...are you...
holding barbed wire in your armpit?
What!?
And do you like being tied up?
No!!
W-!?
Nitori, look behind you
Since you seemed to be having so much fun...
See?
Reimu
came to play
with a pair of pliers
Hyahahahahahaha
Ahhh
Stop
Stop..
STOOOP!
NOOOO!!
I'll do anything!!
I'll do anythinggg ahhhh
PLEASE STOOOOP
Stop...
[indistinguishable]
Reimu: Ni-Nitori!!
Suika: This is bad!! This is really bad!!
Wow that was fun, I'm super satisfied
Nitori!
Take her to the room!
By the way, Sakuya...
Remilia: Why do you have a nose bleed?
As I was watching Ojousama's face as you were soaked in pleasure, inside me... Remi... ...adrenaline and domohornwrinkle leading to *** excitement
Remilia: I'll pretend I didn't hear that
Remilia: Well...
Remilia: I enjoyed the stands
Remilia: We'll give some donation and go home
..you seem satisfied
[Offerings]
Remilia: I haven't seen this box in a while
Remilia: How much should I give?
[Remi purse]
Oh
I have a 5 yen coin
This will do
cling...
roll roll....
--ptan...
Remilia: That was the kind of lonely sound that would make Basho write a haiku
Sakuya: an empty box
Sakuya: a 5-yen coin jumps in
the sound of wood
Remilia: 2 points
[Saku purse]
Remilia: Aren't you donating, Sakuya?
I'm doing it now
Sakuya: Just then
Sakuya: A question came to my mind
Will those two, who made such vulgar stands,
be satisfied at the very end
with a mere change?
No way
Impossible
.....this is bad
They were waiting for this moment
when we have our backs turned!!
Then at least...
I will protect Ojousama!!
We did it, Reimu!!
They went through all 3 stands
and even donated!
I'm so glad...
...I'm so glad the two of us made the effort...
The two...of us... u...uu...
uwaaan uu
Before surprise
a feeling guilt and regret rushed over me
Whatever the method, these two had a goal
It was probably...
something I took for granted...
but to these two, a redoubtable challenge
To have visitors to the shrine
Sakuya
you let out a lot today
from eyes, nose, and purse
My apologies...
In the end
we had fun, didn't we?
...yes
...fufu
[handkerchief]
Here, Sakuya
It's still coming out
Remilia: Nosebleed
My apologies
[Aki sisters, Komachi rice] [Kourin Store]
[salt-flavored ramen]
[pot lid]
I'm not angry anymore...
Oh, about kappa saving
I guess we have to think of something else
The End
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for watching until the end!!