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Once you turn 50, parts of your body feel the pressure. First: your "four-eyes," Second: your tattered ***...
Third: your hands and feet. Fourth: your *** and balls...
The doctor says your too old for ***, you'll have a stroke.
Don't eat salt, you're sick! Your *** is full of hemorrhoids.
Sugar for you is forbidden. Work time for you is over.
Your tongue is as limp as your ***. You got fleas, too.
Your legs are weak, your body is itchy...
You got no teeth and your eyes look like chickpeas.
Your arms and legs shake, your nuts and bolts are rusted.
Your blood pressure is too high, you are gonna die.
High cholesterol has you in fetal position.
You give blood and get blood --what? you wanna get AIDS too?
Arthritis in your bones, stones in your butt.
With your *** existence, you need to embrace escapism.
Constantly popping pills and talking *** to your wife.
Your neck is bent out of shape due to constipation!
Due to back pain, at night you sleep like a drunkard.
You have nightmares and often *** your pants.
Tightness of breath makes you wiggle like a worm.
Whenever you walk, you wobble and fall over.
You're stressed all the time, it feels like you are drowning.
You can't stop *** and spraying it all over your balls.
You fart louder than you cough, and do both at once.
If this poem sucks, you can blame it on old age.