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Hey there! I'm Kirsten and... "I'm Sick..."
*coughs* If you know what movie that's from then we could totally be best friends.
Although I'm pretty sure that everybody knows that
movie because it's the most quoted movie of all time I think.
Today's video is just going
to be a stream of consciousness style video.
Whatever I'm thinking about will probably just
"whooop..." come right out my mouth. I really am sick,
it started last Monday night and today's Tuesday.
And by Friday I fell sooo bad that I
actually went to the doctor. And I never ever ever get
sick. Like it's very rare that I do. So yeah I went to the doctor.
Which I have not been to the doctor for like an actual
sickness in years.
I remember the last time I went and got an antibiotic, I went to my pediatrician.
So it has to be at least seven years ago. Because I haven't been to a pediatrician since I was
17. But I went to the doctor and he said that I have
Bronchitis and a Sinus Infection. Actually it wasn't he, it was his nurse
practitioner.
But, um, she said that I have Bronchitis
and a Sinus Infection. So she gave me a nice
plethora of prescriptions. I have an inhaler
and a nose spray and an
antibiotic. Which I'm not totally sure if the antibiotic
is working. I literary am on this
every other day thing. One day I'll feel so crappy and then the next day I'll
feel like,
"Woo! I can do anything, I'm feeling so much better!" And then the next day I feel like
crap again. Today is one of those days where I feel,
like, better and I could do anything which is why I'm
making a video because I
want to seize this opportunity.
What else should I talk about? Oh!
Oh my gosh I have a really really funny story.
Last weekend,
right before I got sick, my mom and I we went to Target
like we do all the time, because I'm a Target freak.
I love Target, it's like the happiest place on Earth. So we're at Target and
we're heading towards the check out. And we walk by this
lady who's talking to her husband. Who I'm assuming is her husband
because they were both wearing rings and they were like, together.
I mean who knows, it could have been an affair going on or they could be brother and
sister. Who knows? But they seemed pretty
friendly and like they knew each other really well. Anyway so
we were walking by them and all of a sudden the lady just like, rips
huge fart! Like, huuuge!!
So this happens exactly as we're right next to her butt, or
I'm right next to her butt. See, being in a wheelchair
that is my perspective, like, I just see butts
all the time and hear butts. Like, I hear a lot of farts.
Okay? But this was by far the loudest
fart I've ever heard in public. I mean,
it was a huge!
I just have to like keep looking forward because if I look at my mom
I know I will burst out laughing!
Because I know she heard it; I saw out of the corner of my eye that she looked
down at me.
So we make it like
a good distance away and I just burst out
laughing! You don't wanna laugh in front of somebody because you never know how
they're gonna
react you know. Because some people get really,
you know, defensive of things like that.
But I think farts are funny I really do I mean come on
I don't care who you are how much money make or what your
status is in the world, like every single person
on this Earth, farts. Even animals fart!
And it's funny okay?
It's just plain funny, it really annoys me when people are all... "Ew, OMG I can't believe you farted," or
"Ew, OMG farts are so disgusting!" Like, come on now,
every single person farts and it's funny
it's a funny sound and it's just like,
if you think about it, like air escaping your butt. It's just funny!
I don't know maybe it's like my inner twelve-year-old,
who knows, but I mean its not just me
I know that other people think farts are funny. And I think we need to
stop taking life so seriously and just laugh
at the freaking farts! Okay? I don't judge people who fart or anything like that
but I need you to know
that if you fart in my presence, I'm going to laugh.
Because it's funny... I'm not laughing at you
I'm laughing at your fart.
The guy he had to have heard it, I mean,
and he just stood there stone-faced, like, talking to her like nothing happened and
he didn't hear what half the store heard.
He didn't even crack a smile at all after she did it.
So anyways, that's it for today. Thanks for listening to my
ranting about being sick and my funny little
fart story. Anyway thank you so much for watching!
See you next time! Bye! :)
*Sped up voice*
*Sped up voice*
There are a couple of differences between farts though, let me just say.
The one's that you can hear but not smell are the best
because, let's face it,
nobody wants to smell a fart, they're just gross.That part of farting is gross.