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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Gimme a break!
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
Party!
♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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[SNORING]
[MUTTERING]
Ah-choo!
Whoa!
Eeh! Ow! Eee!
We're under attack.
It must be shredder.
Come on out, shred-head!
Chill out, dudes.
It's only me.
"Happy Birthday Irma"?
Well, yeah. I was decorating
the place for the party.
Hey, that reminds me.
I forgot
to invite someone.
Who's that?
Like...Irma.
No, Michelangelo, I haven't
forgotten about Irma's party.
We'll both be there.
Ok, but about the menu--
what do you think about
pizza puffs with pizza dip,
followed by a little
pizza pudding?
Oh, I can't discuss it
now, Michelangelo.
We're here at
the planetarium.
A meteorite just crashed
in the area!
Enough primping, April!
You're on live
in 20 seconds.
That's my cue, fellas.
See you tonight.
Ciao.
3, 2, 1. Roll 'em.
Professor Von ziflin,
you claim the meteorite that landed
last night is quite unusual.
Decidedly so,
Ms. O'Neill.
Its core is composed of
an extremely rare isotope
known as exaporon.
April, on TV: But why is
there only half a meteorite?
VON ZIFLIN: It split
in two on impact.
We're keeping the other
half under top security
in order
to examine it further
at my laboratory
across town.
[COUGH]
What is going on?
DONATELLO: Hey. Someone's
swiping the meteorite.
Yeah, and that someone is our
favorite creep-- shredder.
This calls
for action.
Stop. Nothing
will be gained
by running around like a
turtle with its head cut off.
We've got
to get that fixed.
Here is the
meteorite, krang.
Well,
it's about time.
Once I harness
the energy
of the exaporon isotope,
I'll have the world
in the palm
of my hands...
That is
if I had hands.
VERNON: Well, that turned
out to be one fine mess--
allowing some caped criminal to
make off with a precious meteorite.
Don't worry, Vernon. I've
arranged a second interview
with Professor
Von ziflin.
And just where do you think
you're sneaking off to?
The coffee shop.
I need something to eat.
This diet is
killing me.
Irma, for once,
will you forget about food?
Oh. If only I could.
Irma, I need some help
on this meteorite story.
Dig up everything you can
about isotopes.
I can't stand it
any longer!
I must have
something to eat!
No. Irma, come back!
You can't go off your diet!
Oh, no?
Just watch me.
Now to crystallize
the exaporon.
Just as I hoped.
It worked.
Big deal. So you've crystallized it.
Now what?
Whoever this exaporon-powered
enlarging ray is aimed at
will grow to six times
his normal size.
Just what
the world needs--
a 6-foot tall brain.
Wrong, my dear shredder.
I plan to use
the enlarging ray on you.
Me? Why are you being
so generous?
I thought
you hated me.
I do.
There's always the possibility
it might malfunction,
and who knows
what might happen?
I'll take
that chance, krang.
Just think, I'll be a
veritable tower of power.
We'll do a dry run
first,
just to make sure
all the bugs are out.
Now, don't move.
This must be
aimed precisely.
Whoa.
What's going on?
What's
happening to me?
Ow!
Get me down from here,
and hurry!
Patience, shredder,
patience.
You vile vortex! Is this
your idea of a joke?
Stop complaining.
Except for a slight
problem of headroom,
it all
went perfectly.
Now to test it
above ground.
Just make sure
we're in open area.
Please, April.
Just one little cookie.
Forget it, Irma.
Ooh, oh, look.
My favorite flavor
of ice cream.
Mmm.
No way, Irma. You're
sticking to your diet,
and that's that.
Irma?
Where are you?
Ha ha! I'll bet
she's hiding in the alley.
Yoo-hoo.
Irma, where are you?
She's here somewhere.
I can hear
her stomach rumbling.
Whoa! What's that?
Uh-oh.
Shredder.
I'm here, krang.
Send up
the exaporon probe.
Oh! What's going on here?
Turtles, come in!
Turtles, come in, please!
Anyone!
What's wrong, April?
Are you in trouble?
Oh, boy, am I ever.
Just hang in there,
April.
APRIL: Do I have
a choice?
Turtle power!
What's the delay?
Activate
the enlarging ray.
Something is interfering
with the transmission.
It's that meddlesome
female reporter.
I'll handle her.
Hi, April.
Why are you hanging
around in the alley?
Irma! Quick!
Get help!
I'm afraid it's too late.
That's what you think,
tin grin!
Dude, you're about to
get shell shocked.
Oh, hurry
with that enlarging ray.
KRANG: I'm moving it
into position now.
What's happening?
APRIL: Oh, no!
That weird Ray's
has hit Irma!
[GASP]
We've got to get
her out of there!
[GROANING]
It's no use.
We can't get past the
electrical barrier.
Irma, are you ok?
No. That thing
melted my ice cream.
Shredder
is getting away!
Sayonara, turtles,
for now.
Whoa. Bummer.
We lost him.
What now,
fearless leader?
We follow him.
Hold it. What's
that noise?
Get back!
It's volcanic lava!
I wonder what that
was all about?
You look
a little strange, Irma.
Are you
sure you're ok?
I've never felt
better or hungrier.
I'll be
in my office.
Well, Irma, have you dug up
those meteorite reports yet?
I was just about
to do it, Vernon.
Good.
I'll go with you.
I think
it's in that cabinet.
Ow!
Oops. Sorry.
You klutz! Ow!
You and
your big feet.
I'll have you know
my feet are not big.
[LEATHER STRETCHES]
Oh, on second thought, they
do look a little bigger.
I'll need
that file box.
Get the ladder,
will you?
You won't need it.
I think I can reach
it with my..
My arms?
Irma, you klutz.
Oops. Sorry, Vernon.
Something
startled me.
Find those files and
bring them to my desk!
Good heavens.
What's happening
to me?
What's in the test
tube, Donatello?
Some crystals I found
where we encountered shredder.
Just as I suspected--
crystalized
exaporon.
What
does it mean?
That Irma could
be in big trouble,
and I do mean big!
IRMA: This can't
be happening to me!
Irma, are you
all right?
Oh, no!
Come in, turtles!
I need you!
Did you say a 10-foot
hole in the wall?
Yes. Something awful's
happened to Irma.
She must have been
kidnapped by a monster.
Uh, I hate
to tell you this, April,
but I'm afraid the monster
just might be Irma.
KRANG: As usual,
you botched
a perfect plan.
Me? You were the one
who aimed the enlarging
ray at the wrong person!
We need more exaporon to
repair the apparatus.
Find the rest of that meteorite
wherever it's hidden.
It won't be easy
now that the turtles
are on to me.
The turtles will have
their flippers full
trying to keep that woman
from destroying the city.
Observe.
Oh, what a day.
First,
I chip a nail.
And now this.
Oops.
Oh, excuse me.
I didn't mean to do that.
MICHELANGELO:
Wow, dudes.
Check out Irma.
She's turned into
a 30-foot-tall giant klutz.
There goes
the neighborhood.
Oops. Sorry.
It was an accident.
Yikes.
Oh, this is
so embarrassing.
MAN:
Get me out!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
I've got to get back
to channel 6.
Maybe April
can help me.
Uh, splendid.
She frightened everyone
out of the building.
We'll have no trouble breaking
into Von ziflin's laboratory.
This exaporon sensor
will lead us
to the meteorite.
Rock steady,
use a blaster grenade.
Sure thing, boss.
Something's wrong.
This signal
is growing weaker.
Blast it!
The exaporon isn't here.
It must be hidden
someplace else.
But where?
This is a channel 6
emergency report
on the giant woman.
We advise all viewers
to remain calm,
stay off the streets--
what?
And above all,
don't panic!
MICHELANGELO:
Look, there she is!
We'll help you, Irma!
Just try not to move.
The turtles.
Oops! Oh...
Uh-oh. Oh.
Leonardo, look out.
We're headed right
for those cables.
I can't stop!
RAPHAEL:
Leonardo, stop.
Or we'll be
four toasted turtles!
I can't!
The brakes
are out!
I sometimes wonder what you
guys would do without me.
Whoa. Mondo move,
Donatello!
It's all
in the wrist.
I'll handle these.
But it's not over yet.
We still have to fix
that transmitter.
Will this help?
Boy, is this a great way
to travel or what?
Ta-da!
There's
the nasty culprit.
Hey, not to worry, dudes.
This one's on me.
Thank you, turtles.
I feel like such
an overgrown klutz.
Now, Irma,
it's not that bad.
Yes, it is.
I'll never
be normal again.
Aw, lighten up, Irma.
It's no biggie.
No biggie?
Waah!
Nice work,
Michelangelo.
You and your
big mouth.
Big mouth!
Hey! Cut it out.
I just had
my shell turtlewaxed.
And I used to think it
would be fun to be tall!
No, Irma, don't!
[HONK]
Oops.
I did it again.
Well, at least things
can't get any worse.
They just did.
Listen to this.
And the military
has been called out
to take charge
of this emergency.
Their assignment--
to sedate and capture
this dangerous,
overgrown menace.
Did you hear
that?
The entire army
is after Irma.
Hey, like, maybe if
she just scrunches down,
they won't notice her,
huh?
We're gonna
have to hide her out,
and I know just the place.
APRIL: This is really
out in the boonies.
I hope they gave me
the right directions.
Oh, there's
the airport,
but where
are the turtles?
Irma?
[SNORING]
Some people
look a lot taller
when they're
lying down.
I wish I'd brought
more videotape.
I'll run out before
I get to her knees.
Red alert, gang.
She's about to crank out
a whole bunch of "zs."
Look out!
Run!
Aah!
Ahh. Mmm.
Sounds like
the all clear.
That was a definite 6.5
on the ricotta scale.
Well, Donatello,
making any progress?
I'm hoping the exaporon
will reverse the effects
of the enlarging ray.
But I'll need
a larger sample.
No problem.
Professor Von ziflin
told me
that the other half
of the meteorite
is in
the planetarium vault.
Did you hear that,
fellas?
Let's make
turtle tracks!
Shredder, where are you?
Krang, this exaporon
sensor of yours
is a piece of junk.
We searched all over
and came up empty-handed.
And also
empty-headed.
Do you realize where those turtles
are at this very instant?
They're headed
for the planetarium.
LEONARDO:
You there!
I sure hope
this works.
Hold it
right there, sir.
VON ZIFLIN:
Who are you?
Military business.
Exactamundo!
We've come for
that meteorite, dude.
It's needed
for operation Irma.
Oh, by all means.
Follow me.
RAPHAEL:
Move it, Professor.
We military people work
on a strict time schedule.
Ja, I'm hurrying
as fast as I can.
There you have it, the other
half of the meteorite.
Come to papa.
[CRASH]
What's going on?
Hurry, you cretins! We
don't have all night!
You ready,
bebop?
On the count
of five.
Oh, never mind.
I'll do it myself.
Aah!
Surprise!
It's shredder!
What is going on here?
Army maneuvers,
Professor.
Top secret stuff.
We're about
to engage the enemy,
and it could get messy.
I'd better leave.
I'm a scientist,
not a jungle fighter.
Let's do it,
turtles!
What do you know?
Just like Friday night
at the bowling alley.
Heads up, dudes!
Quickly!
Grab the meteorite.
Right, boss.
Cowabunga!
Yo, geeks!
Try this hula hoop on
for size!
Ah, what the...
Gotcha!
Aah!
Ohh!
DONATELLO:
They're getting away!
RAPHAEL: That's what they think.
Hold it.
The turtle-com.
APRIL: Guys, we're
in big trouble.
And I do mean big!
Irma just woke up,
and she's headed
for the city
with a huge case
of the munchies.
LEONARDO: I don't see
any sign of her.
RAPHAEL: Well, she shouldn't
be too hard to see.
Check it out!
There she is!
Food.
I must have food.
LEONARDO: She's growing
taller by the minute.
That's why
she's so hungry.
If I can get her
to swallow
this large, economy-size
exaporon capsule,
it might reverse
the growth process.
Lots of luck.
We got to beat out
the entire army first.
DONATELLO: Irma,
it's us, the turtles!
Turtles?
Yeah, you remember.
The good guys
who always wear green.
Oh, right.
April's friends.
I mixed up an antidote
that might work.
What do I do
with this?
Swallow it!
Yeah! Then like call us
in the morning.
Forget it.
I can't
swallow pills.
When I
was little,
my mother gave me
my medicine
in a spoonful
of ice cream.
Oh, but, Irma,
you're a big girl now.
Real big.
And we've got
big problems.
VERNON:
What a scoop!
April will be
so jealous
when she finds out
I beat her to this story.
I love that idea!
[RINGING
BICYCLE BELL]
LEONARDO: What the heck is that?
Irma's story gave me
a totally awesome idea.
Help me lift
this thing, dudes.
Ok, Donatello,
pop in that pill.
Now, let's get shakin'!
This is the moment
I've been waiting for!
Call the station
and tell them
to put me on live feed
in 30 seconds.
Now what?
MICHELANGELO:
You scarf it down!
What else?
Ok. If you say so.
I've always dreamed
of doing this.
Ahh!
What's happening?
I--I'm shrinking!
Way to go, Donatello!
Ho-ho!
Fantastic!
Vernon fenwick here
with a channel 6 exclusive
eyewitness report on the capture
of that
Mountain-size menace...
Irma?
Sorry, Vernon,
you're too late.
There's no more
ice cream left.
Great, Donatello!
What do you call
that dance?
The turtle trot.
Trust me.
This is one move
I did not teach them.
Hey, dudes,
it's scarfin' time!
We got 31 flavors
of ice cream pizza,
everything
from vanilla meatballs
to my personal favorite,
anchovy butterscotch!
Do you have any chocolate
fudge with extra garlic?
Oh, for sure,
little lady.
One for each
delicate hand.
[CHUCKLING]
"Little lady."
I never thought
I'd hear that again.
You never will, if you
keep on eating like that.
What about your diet?
Mmm, mmm!
I am through
with diets, April.
After all, I just lost
10,000 pounds.
[LAUGHTER]
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