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Why do women like men with beards?
It depends on the beard, and sideburns.
Sideburns are so 1970s you look out of place unless you haven’t changed your style since
the 1970s. And then you just look pitiful.
Unkempt hair is a turnoff unless the girl you want to impress is a hippie chick. The
only thing worse than a head full of wild, messy hair is when it is joined with an equally
gross beard.
I know that the beard’s color affects people’s opinion. I know a gray beard with a head of
dark hair shows that you’re faking your age.
Stubble can be attractive, if it isn’t much more than five o’clock shadow. If it starts
to get much longer, it has to be maintained to be attractive.
Why is a five o’clock shadow attractive?
It shows that the guy has enough testosterone to grow a full chin of hair quickly, and that
he’s relaxed and laid back for the weekend. But letting it grow out longer isn’t more
than a sign of laziness.
Well, I am lazy when it comes to shaving, or cutting my hair. I like looking like a
wild man.
I guess that’s why a lot of movie characters are in movie posters with a five o’clock
shadow.
What happens if an older guy grows out a beard?
A pure white beard makes you look like Santa Claus or a prophet.
So unless I’m making money as an actor around Christmas time, I look crazy.
You might get by looking like a preacher. Or just really old.
Beards used to be a sign of manhood. A man was a man when he could grow a full beard.
This beard is my lion's mane.
Back in a time when most people didn’t have calendars, the ability to read or track time.
So you base maturity on how much fur he can grow on his face.
Then I must be really mature!
And now it is a sign of his immaturity, unless it is absolutely perfectly kept.
Do you want to turn your men into women? No wonder most men take the easy way out, and
shave.