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[8-bit video game music]
Hi guys. Welcome to Chronic Gamer Girl. My name's Ilana. Today we're going to play Super Mario. Just kidding.
Love that.
[Laughter]
Mario. I'm saying that not to say Mario which I really want to say because I'm from Long Island. Mario!
[sings Super Mario theme]
[sings the video game sound effect]
F*ck 9/11. Yeah.
I'm waiting anyway. I might as well collect some coins.
Okay, part of this is that I really want to show off my Mario skills. I mean, I'm not really--
Ugh! [laughs]
What's that internet? [laughs]
That's what I meant to say. I was like "what's that internet?".
I guess the economy sucks. Just the idea of it sucks. It's like - ugh, there's so much to do and papers to file.
Also, you want to know what I f*cking think about Mickey Romney? [laughs]
All those commercials that are like:
Seriously seriously? Literally?
I am the Courtney Stodden of video game vlogs. [laughs]
[sings "Little Shop of Horrors"]
What do I think about gay marriage? I think it's retarded that it says gay before marriage.
Wow! I blew your mind!
God is whatever you want it to be. For real.
All food out is like McDonald's.
"No, no, no! All food out is not like McDonald's!"
Do I hear you squeaking, haters?
And nowadays, everyone's a f*cking dork. In the seventies and eighties, in the movies, it's like "oh, he's on his computer!".
And now we're all like: "AAHHH!".
Thanks all for watching Chronic Gamer Girl, popping cherry episode. [laughs]
If you have a suggestion for a game, leave a comment below. I'll buy it and do it. Bye! [video game music]